Massage Parlor Reports

**Bunker Buster** · 06-03-21 16:49

Originally Posted by Volvo245 [View Original Post]

She probably thought you were a law enforcement officer..

She was already doing BBBJ on him. The answer is that she's mentally unstable, not that she thought he was LEO.

**Cruisin1011** · 06-03-21 12:08

Originally Posted by TheDrowned [View Original Post]

http://www.edenmodelsva.com/schedule/

Do you need to be screened for them? Or just do a set up?

**TheDrowned** · 06-03-21 11:25

Originally Posted by SlyFrog [View Original Post]

Can I ask what "em*" is? Sounds like something good. Thanks.

http://www.edenmodelsva.com/schedule/

**Volvo245** · 06-03-21 10:10

Originally Posted by TheRabbit [View Original Post]

Went to go see Purple Hua last Monday, pay for an hour $70 and tip her $140, she started with a BBJ but then I wanted FS, she told me this wasn't that type of place and I said:

"Your reviews say otherwise."

She then (surprisingly) gave me back ALL of my money and told me to leave.

So yeah didn't get lay but got my cash back so I went somewhere else.

She probably thought you were a law enforcement officer..

**Volvo245** · 06-03-21 09:57

Originally Posted by TheDrowned [View Original Post]

Someone whose getting their holes stuffed in 30 minute increments from dusk till dawn, day in and day out, isn't going to be sane of mind to begin with. Baby Hua works alone and thus she doesn't have anyone to ease the burden of traffic. So it's always going to be a mediocre experience. You're bold to BBFS as well, her pussy is unsurprisingly pungent and her breath always smells of penis. She doesn't change the sheets so every time you're there for a massage you're basting in a mix of sweat sperm and sputum.

It's a lesson we all learn the hard way. But after a few sessions I too wisened up and realized there's better gals out there. It's no real loss for her tho, there will always be another monger.

This is so funny. I read it several times. Absolutely correct and explain her behavior.

**SlyFrog** · 06-03-21 09:48

Originally Posted by FunDreams [View Original Post]

Tried Adrianna and her upsell was ridiculous, you get a better deal and a better model at EM*.

Can I ask what "em*" is? Sounds like something good. Thanks.

**BrunoB98** · 06-03-21 09:14

Where can we find her? PM?

Originally Posted by OldTimeAmpLvr [View Original Post]

Occasionally but not the norm. But every session was BBFS. She really got into it. Have not seen since before pandemic started.

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**BrunoB98** · 06-03-21 09:11

She's totally insane!! I got the same thing when I saw her a few months ago. She blew up when I ask for FS. She definitely has a problem in addition not to be clean and fresh. I'll never go there ever again! Tagreplacement0}.

**TheRabbit** · 06-03-21 08:49

Originally Posted by FloorHump422 [View Original Post]

You've seen the reviews about her cleanliness and still wanted to get FS?

I was planning on seeing someone else but they had to cancel at the last minute and Purple Hua was close by.

**AsssManKramer** · 06-02-21 21:20

Originally Posted by PSmith0380 [View Original Post]

Was the 140 total or in addition to entry fee?

Would your recommend Ruby or go back or no?

$60 to the house for 30 minutes plus $140 to Ruby. $200 total. I'd recommend her and would go back.

**OldBoomer** · 06-02-21 17:23

There are multiple reviews here of TK nails. Search for Brookfield and you will find them.

Here are my dream comments:

Nice looking Small Older Viet Lady.

Not a therapeutic massage. More firm / light rubbing. OK for what it is.

Very nice happiness and in my case some good backdoor massage (this was not expected).

The clothes are bullet proof, however, a gentlemanly request may get you access to very nice nips and perhaps even some nurse action. Remember YMMV, but you can ask.

Bring your own oil!

Visit during the week at slow times. She is usually alone and you don't want visitors.

The HH ask was very low. Tip well.

**PSmith0380** · 06-02-21 17:10

Originally Posted by AsssManKramer [View Original Post]

Based on a prior review about Kelly at Oasis, I called Oasis and inquired about Kelly's schedule. I was told Kelly went back to Korea and should return in 2 months, but they had a new girl Ruby who was just like Kelly. I decided to stop in and check out Ruby and made my first visit to Oasis. I almost walked away because the place felt very sketchy, but decided to venture in. Walked in, rang the doorbell and waited almost 2 minutes for the MMS to open the door. Told her I was there to see Ruby and she asked how I heard about her. She did a temp check and hand sanitizer then led me to a room. Waited a few more minutes while getting undressed then Ruby walked in. Attractive, younger girl in her 20's with nice boobs and a typical ass. She was a little heavy on the makeup, but it didn't bother me too much. She also asked me how I heard about her, then asked if I wanted a TS. Sure! - she left to get the shower ready. I got completely undressed and while she was gone, a different girl walked in. She stood in the doorway and stared for about 15 seconds, then asked me how I heard about Ruby. I explained for the 3rd time. Ruby eventuality returned and guided me to the TS. She walked next to me and held my arm as if I was being detained and she thought I was going to run. Gave a thorough TS and returned to the room. Again holding me like I was a flight risk. I declined the massage since half of the 30 minutes had passed and discussed services. She offered $160 for everything and we agreed on $140. She took out a cover that was hidden in a tissue and started a pretty good CBJ. After a few minutes she got on top and we made our way through various positions. I'm a little bigger than average size down there, which she seemed to struggle with and appeared irritated throughout. She seemed annoyed when I asked for doggy and shoved my hand away when I tried to touch her vag. Finished, cleaned up and she was polite again. Told me I was lucky today and I should come back next week.

Was the 140 total or in addition to entry fee?

Would your recommend Ruby or go back or no?

**EndoJuice** · 06-02-21 16:03

Saw Ronda is back in town. Going to go see what's up. I've never met but I hear good things. Will let you guys know how it goes. Might try to go for some 4 hand action.

**GilBang** · 06-02-21 15:52

Originally Posted by Procrast333 [View Original Post]

For me personally I'm going to start frequenting the maryland AMPs. As another poster said, the hussle, the close-close-close aspect of things has gotten out of hand. It's ruined the experience. NoVA AMPs need to cool off a while.

In the Before Time, I frequently visited the MD AMPs as I wanted something more than the usual NoVA finish. Nowadays, returning to the scene, I second this. The upsells and rates have gotten out of hand.

**FunDreams** · 06-02-21 14:00

Originally Posted by WalkerC [View Original Post]

Every time I asked her for FS she always asked me if I had a cover, which was fine by me. I just fell safer.

Saw Sandra a few times. She really got into it and the last time she would have gone BBFS but I opted for the safe out. Her service was above and beyond, even if she was a parrot. Tried Adrianna and her upsell was ridiculous, you get a better deal and a better model at EM*. Ended up with just a standard nova and even then she was asking for a larger tip, not worth it. Vivian was just not about any extras, at all, and her massage was mediocre at best.

FHOH spa was great at one point, I wouldn't go back unless Sandra comes back or they get new talent with a Sandra-like service.

It's a shame there aren't more latina spots like this. There's definitely a market out here.