Massage Parlor Reports

**OrZammar** · 05-26-21 11:03

The pictures of just the boobs I'm fairly certain are her. The other ones? Nah. She's an attractive enough 30-something thai, just don't expect a bombshell.

Arrived at location, and she gave me room number and told me not to knock and just walk in. I did and was greeted to black lingerie that emphasized the breasts. I gave the 1 hr donation, showered, then laid down on the table. I asked for medium, but wowee I felt like Dave Bautista cracked all my bones. Not so fun during, but after I felt great. The whole thing was about 30 minute. Then some nail rubbing teasing for maybe 5 minutes. Then she had me flip and started HJ ending and allowed otc roaming. Where she got all business like with negotiations. Agreed on titfuck ending for another 80, so 200 total. (I offered the same for a BJ, but she said with condom so titfuck it was. TER reviews mentioned BBBJ, but idk how miluch those guys are shelling out. She lied down on her back on the bed and I went to town on those boobs. Nutted all over those globes.

I'd repeat if I need some bonecracking. She's that good at it and week kills my back and legs haha. But the ending? Eh, I'd prefer BBBJ.

120 for the hr + 80 for the titfuck
https://dc.rubratings.com/220284

**Member #6377** · 05-26-21 10:24

Drove out to Dumfries the Sunday before last to see Kelly after all the reports here. The traffic on I-95 starting in Woodbridge was ridiculous. Took me 20 extra minutes. As others have mentioned, this spa is in a busy shopping center. When I arrived there were two dudes chatting in front because they had just finished eating at some restaurant that's next door. Sat in my car for a few minutes before making my way in.

I rang the bell, waited, and was let in by mamasan (60's?). Asked if I'd been there before and I said "no...my friend told me to come see Kelly. Is she available?" I was told that she was and was taken to one of the massage rooms. After a minute or two a plump woman appears and I ask if she's Kelly. She tells me "no" but that she would be a few minutes. Based on board intel I believe the woman was "Amy". Everyone was masked and I guess because I look young Amy tries to move my mask. WTF! I ask her what she's doing and she asks to see my face. I step back and do what she says. Meanwhile. She's about 6 feet away from me and she coughs (says she's fully vaccinated). Her cough really bothered me and I almost left. I've been really good about social distancing and this is the last thing I need right before getting my 2nd vaccine dose. I decide to stay and she asks how long. I opt for 30 minutes. Takes $60, asks me to undress and lay on the table, and leaves the room for a few minutes.

I undress and stand around naked in the room. I tend to use this time to fluff myself a little since I'm not there for the massage. After a few minutes a sexy and slim Kelly comes in and I'm immediately glad to have stayed. She was not masked and has a very pretty face (my mask stayed on the entire time). She asks me to lay down on the table but I tell her that I'd like to skip the massage and play. We agree on $140 for everything. She leaves the room to get a cover and when she returns she removes her dress to reveal a beautiful pair of Cs and a totally shaved pussy. She proceeds to put the cover on with her mouth and gives me a CBJ for about 5 minutes. She looked hot and there was a lot of eye contact. I rubbed her tits while she did this. We then move on to missionary on the table and she was so tight. So tight that I was only able to get a few strokes in before blowing in the cover. This was the most disappointing part of my trip. Not having lasted too long. Should have jerked off earlier or the day before. She cleans me up and gives me a 20 minute massage that was pretty relaxing. She then started touching my shaft from behind but this was only a tease as our time was up.

I'm definitely going back for more. I want to see her starfish while fucking her in doggy so got to make time for that! Happy Mongering and thank you so much to everyone that submits reviews.

**AdcFellow** · 05-26-21 09:20

I had previously seen the Russian massage team in Tysons / Merrifield twice, but always felt the value was not there. They were attractive, and gave a decent hand finish, but everything was mechanical. I generally felt like I was at the county fair, getting taken advantage of by the people running the amusement games. All of that changed yesterday, when I saw Anastasia:

https://dc.rubratings.com/148597

She was a beauty: Tall. 26-27 years old. D cup natural firm breasts. Face is just OK, but the body was perfect if you like tall women with natural proportions. $$ house fee. Quick shower, but when I laid on the bed, she immediately got nude for the massage. OK massage, but it only lasted 5-10 minutes before the flip. The house fee includes the hand release. $ more for BBBJ, which is pricey, but she was such a beauty I could not resist. I did not ask, but believe more is on the table. Russian, BBBJ, HJ, CIM. She is only here a few days, but I highly recommend. Please tell her Scott sent you.

**ALotNohsin** · 05-26-21 01:22

I will be in your great city this coming weekend. Will only have Saturday night to have fun. I would normally RTFF, but because it's a short trip and I won't have whole lot of time just going to go ahead ask for recommendations.

Looking for a place with FS / more, youngest and hottest possible providers in DC. Money is not a problem.

**BahhumBug** · 05-26-21 00:33

Wouldn't say either of those qualities is an accurate description of me.

Originally Posted by PSmith0380 [View Original Post]

Maybe Tiff just wanted to opt out of someone that wasn't attractive or clean? Could be a lot of variables. I'm sure there is some subjectivity and naturally a provider will be more / less into things based on how the individual appears. I'm going to go out on a limb and say YMMV. Not saying anything wrong with the other monger, but how you look, how you act, and how you smell, will open or close a lot of opportunities.

**FourNick8** · 05-25-21 22:47

Went to see Tina at TK again this week; it's about my fifth time there. At first I was real protective of her identity but now I know she is another small business owner just trying to keep her head above water. She looks like she could use all the business she can get.

By this time we have each other figured. I walk in and make some small talk, compliment her, and ask for a half hour. She leads me to the tiny room in the back where I strip and lay face up on the table. She returns, sets the timer for 30 min, the spends all of 20 seconds with a soft touch on my chest before she goes right for the neat and potatoes. Then it is a 30 minute edging session.

During the time she is stroking me we talk about everything. Her family, her weekend, and whatever else comes comes up. She has this amazing technique I haven't seen outside a Vietnamese Hot ToK so I ask her where she learned to stroke a dick like that. She told me she arrived here in the nineties and got a LMT to give standard massages. She said it was the mongers here that taught her the art of happy ending. She brought up her husband, who doesn't know, so I asked her if she fucked her husband last night. She said no, it was on Saturday.

With all these distractions, and the fact she let me rub her baby skin ass for the first time, the timer went off signaling an end to the HHR. We looked at each other and she then picked up the timer and said let me put ten more minuted on. I just shut up, took my hand out of het pants and let her do her magic. One hand on the balls and one in the shaft. In just a few I couldn't hold back and she kept edging until I exploded all over her hand covering her wedding ring. She just giggling and cleaned me up with a hot towel.

On the way out I paid. 35 for the massage and. 25 tip where she gave an ice cream and a water. I can't think of a better way to spend my lunch break.

**DaddyDan91** · 05-25-21 20:08

Looks are decently accurate but she keeps the mask on.

The massage was solid nothing special and the flip was good allowed roaming.

She was completely nude for the flip part.

https://nova.bedpage.com/Therapeutic...n/9658367.html

**NsaFun789** · 05-25-21 17:06

Originally Posted by Stopit22 [View Original Post]

Technique Looks personally Extras notes.

Vita 7 8 10 Yes Tall and talkative very cool girl.

Linda 8 7 9 no super pale and friendly (I like pale).

Natalie 8 5 7 Possible very basic with good skills.

Jenny 6 6 7 no very basic.

Sasha 7 7 7 not sure sexy look to her and very pleasing experience.

Nicole 7 9 7 no super hot.

This place is strictly HE and you'll be hard pressed to get anything else but anything is possible.

Excellent post. I would add Emma: 7 8 9. No. Panties come off for me and Russian finish is fantastic. If you like big soft naturals she's a must see.

**Kijimuna** · 05-25-21 17:04

Originally Posted by FloorHump422 [View Original Post]

Apparently, she also lives there, a place without a shower, so she's been taking French baths.

Which actually isn't all that uncommon in China.

**JamesBlond007** · 05-25-21 15:53

Originally Posted by TheDrowned [View Original Post]

White chicks expire after age 30, and you'll often only fine the young ones at expensive independents or on seeking as sugar babies.

Ain't it the truth. I'm not interested in the full deal unless there's some chemistry, just a simple rub and tug does the trick for me, so I don't care if they're not a smoke show, as long as they have soft hands and a decent attitude. Luckily yellow fever doesn't affect me as much, but after years of exposure, its starting to take root.

Many thanks for the suggestions, gents. There was a provider in the Burg who was a bigger gal, sweet Texas girl who just had a way with a bottle of oil, and she was very affordable, but she moved back to TX. I'll def try some of the suggestions.

**Tapas** · 05-25-21 14:20

Originally Posted by SlyFrog [View Original Post]

I will bet that this is the same agency and could be the same girl:

https://washingtondc.craigslist.org/...323900273.html

I was victim of a double booking. Moved on to proven providers that don't flake.

**TheDrowned** · 05-25-21 14:10

Originally Posted by SlyFrog [View Original Post]

I will bet that this is the same agency and could be the same girl:

https://washingtondc.craigslist.org/...323900273.html

But it is for sure the same agency and same location that's in FChurch.

**SlyFrog** · 05-25-21 13:57

Originally Posted by SlyFrog [View Original Post]

Summer also advertises as Eve. This group has at least 3 locations. This link is now pointing to a different girl. All of the girls I have seen with this service were hot, but the service varied. Eve was on par with Reya if you remember her. I saw her at the 7-Corners Falls Church location.

I will bet that this is the same agency and could be the same girl:

https://washingtondc.craigslist.org/...323900273.html