Massage Parlor Reports

**JamesBlond007** · 05-25-21 15:53

Originally Posted by TheDrowned [View Original Post]

White chicks expire after age 30, and you'll often only fine the young ones at expensive independents or on seeking as sugar babies.

Ain't it the truth. I'm not interested in the full deal unless there's some chemistry, just a simple rub and tug does the trick for me, so I don't care if they're not a smoke show, as long as they have soft hands and a decent attitude. Luckily yellow fever doesn't affect me as much, but after years of exposure, its starting to take root.

Many thanks for the suggestions, gents. There was a provider in the Burg who was a bigger gal, sweet Texas girl who just had a way with a bottle of oil, and she was very affordable, but she moved back to TX. I'll def try some of the suggestions.

**Tapas** · 05-25-21 14:20

Originally Posted by SlyFrog [View Original Post]

I will bet that this is the same agency and could be the same girl:

https://washingtondc.craigslist.org/...323900273.html

I was victim of a double booking. Moved on to proven providers that don't flake.

**TheDrowned** · 05-25-21 14:10

Originally Posted by SlyFrog [View Original Post]

I will bet that this is the same agency and could be the same girl:

https://washingtondc.craigslist.org/...323900273.html

But it is for sure the same agency and same location that's in FChurch.

**SlyFrog** · 05-25-21 13:57

Originally Posted by SlyFrog [View Original Post]

Summer also advertises as Eve. This group has at least 3 locations. This link is now pointing to a different girl. All of the girls I have seen with this service were hot, but the service varied. Eve was on par with Reya if you remember her. I saw her at the 7-Corners Falls Church location.

I will bet that this is the same agency and could be the same girl:

https://washingtondc.craigslist.org/...323900273.html

**Addicus** · 05-25-21 13:42

Originally Posted by FloorHump422 [View Original Post]

Apparently, she also lives there, a place without a shower, so she's been taking French baths.

French baths and Spooge baths!

**FloorHump422** · 05-25-21 12:49

Originally Posted by JayCramer80 [View Original Post]

I was thinking of trying her but I'm not a fan of pungent odors. Thanks.

Apparently, she also lives there, a place without a shower, so she's been taking French baths.

**TheVlad** · 05-25-21 12:30

Has anyone seen her? She is in Alexandria on Duke St. She has an ad on Ladys. One and as an escort.

**Tom McAn** · 05-25-21 11:08

Originally Posted by SuzhiLang [View Original Post]

Nah there used to be some old independent provider like Ann or Annie in Annandale, but that is about is as far as I know. Even for indy, there isn't many white chicks providing FBMS.

Did you mean Ashley? She used to work in Annandale. She's in the MILF range and had mixed reviews. However, I haven't seen her advertise in a long time and am not sure of her present status.

There's Demi Diamonds, who advertises on Eros. I saw her years ago when she was known as Juicy Jenna. The session was OK but the menu, at least on a first visit, was limited. She was in the MILF age range when I saw her so she's likely in the GILF range by now. Her incall location is in Springfield according to her ad.

https://massage.eros.com/washington_...3.htm?cat=5469

If you don't mind driving into Montgomery County, there's an older Ukrainian named Luba who now advertises as Marianna and works in the Wheaton area. Her menu is limited and she's a lot older than the advertised 38. There's plenty of information about her in the Montgomery County MP forum.

https://adultsearch.com/washington-d...y-rubs/1431780

**Samizza** · 05-25-21 10:23

Ha ha ha, it was blue ocean. I just had an itch.

Originally Posted by SuzhiLang [View Original Post]

Hopefully this doesn't come out as offensive. Dude did you had a dream so good that you lost track of the location?

**TheDrowned** · 05-25-21 10:05

Originally Posted by JohnnySalami [View Original Post]

I can't say I'd ever had a bad experience with the purple lunatic until yesterday. I stopped by to see her since she was available with short notice. This is my 5th time seeing her, so I know what's in store. The massage is pretty average, but she did crack my back, so that's was a bonus. A little teasing after about 15 minutes of massage. Then the flip. She gave me a bbj for a little bit, and applied the hat. I laid her on the table and started fucking her. After about 10 minutes of this she asked my I take so long. I wasn't sure. The passed 4 times she took the condom off and fucked me raw. I asked, but she said she's never ever done that for any customer. That was confusing, but ok fine. She starts blowing me again. I suggested maybe we fuck one more time and she blew up. She claimed that she never fucks. I told her I meant we could use the condom again. She got furious. I told her to lick my balls and give me a HJ. Finished up and she started complaining that she can't be my girlfriend. She can only see me sometimes, but she's too busy to be my girlfriend. Kind of like she has multiple personalities. Then she became very friendly and nice. It was a puzzling experience. I think that'll be the last time. I also did take note of a slightly pungent odor from her pussy. I think that's the last time for me.

Someone whose getting their holes stuffed in 30 minute increments from dusk till dawn, day in and day out, isn't going to be sane of mind to begin with. Baby Hua works alone and thus she doesn't have anyone to ease the burden of traffic. So it's always going to be a mediocre experience. You're bold to BBFS as well, her pussy is unsurprisingly pungent and her breath always smells of penis. She doesn't change the sheets so every time you're there for a massage you're basting in a mix of sweat sperm and sputum.

It's a lesson we all learn the hard way. But after a few sessions I too wisened up and realized there's better gals out there. It's no real loss for her tho, there will always be another monger.

**GilBang** · 05-25-21 08:52

Originally Posted by Jonesy72 [View Original Post]

Other than "Chain Bridge" and "Tina," it sounds like Mclean Cream. It's not terribly close to Chain Bridge, and there's never been a Tina there that I've seen. But it's the only place in McLean that's on the 2nd floor other than the old iheart massage, but I'm sure that's not it. Anyone else with an idea?

McLean Cream / Blue Ocean is off of Old Dominion. The only other place that I know in McLean that could fit a 2nd floor, would be Mila Spa?

**MDGuy145** · 05-25-21 08:44

Originally Posted by JamesBlond007 [View Original Post]

I'll RTFF to see if this has been answered, but are there any AMP's that employ white chicks? (I guess they wouldn't be "Asian" if they did) Or best off to go the indy / escort route?

You can try the Private Viewing places like Eden Models or Secret Temptations.

**JayCramer80** · 05-25-21 07:54

Originally Posted by JohnnySalami [View Original Post]

I can't say I'd ever had a bad experience with the purple lunatic until yesterday. I stopped by to see her since she was available with short notice. This is my 5th time seeing her, so I know what's in store. The massage is pretty average, but she did crack my back, so that's was a bonus. A little teasing after about 15 minutes of massage. Then the flip. She gave me a bbj for a little bit, and applied the hat. I laid her on the table and started fucking her. After about 10 minutes of this she asked my I take so long. I wasn't sure. The passed 4 times she took the condom off and fucked me raw. I asked, but she said she's never ever done that for any customer. That was confusing, but ok fine. She starts blowing me again. I suggested maybe we fuck one more time and she blew up. She claimed that she never fucks. I told her I meant we could use the condom again. She got furious. I told her to lick my balls and give me a HJ. Finished up and she started complaining that she can't be my girlfriend. She can only see me sometimes, but she's too busy to be my girlfriend. Kind of like she has multiple personalities. Then she became very friendly and nice. It was a puzzling experience. I think that'll be the last time. I also did take note of a slightly pungent odor from her pussy. I think that's the last time for me.

I was thinking of trying her but I'm not a fan of pungent odors. Thanks.

**Prutters** · 05-25-21 07:36

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**JohnnySalami** · 05-25-21 07:34

I can't say I'd ever had a bad experience with the purple lunatic until yesterday. I stopped by to see her since she was available with short notice. This is my 5th time seeing her, so I know what's in store. The massage is pretty average, but she did crack my back, so that's was a bonus. A little teasing after about 15 minutes of massage. Then the flip. She gave me a bbj for a little bit, and applied the hat. I laid her on the table and started fucking her. After about 10 minutes of this she asked my I take so long. I wasn't sure. The passed 4 times she took the condom off and fucked me raw. I asked, but she said she's never ever done that for any customer. That was confusing, but ok fine. She starts blowing me again. I suggested maybe we fuck one more time and she blew up. She claimed that she never fucks. I told her I meant we could use the condom again. She got furious. I told her to lick my balls and give me a HJ. Finished up and she started complaining that she can't be my girlfriend. She can only see me sometimes, but she's too busy to be my girlfriend. Kind of like she has multiple personalities. Then she became very friendly and nice. It was a puzzling experience. I think that'll be the last time. I also did take note of a slightly pungent odor from her pussy. I think that's the last time for me.