Massage Parlor Reports

[JayCramer80]

I decided to reach out to this provider today based off of the pics and the reviews. https://nova.bedpage.com/Bodyrubs/fairfax/9733442.html.

Post says Arisa, however all my searches say she went by Alyssa in the past. I reached out to her and she responded immediately and gave me the ok and location. It's an apartment. I show up and enter the apartment and taken to a room, offered shower and then the table (right next to a king size bed). She asks for 1. 2 upfront. I was a little confused and the dummy I am did not ask what does that include and I just give it to her. Anyway, I lay down and she starts with some hot oils massaging the lower half, after about 5 min she is already doing the tease and digging into the goods. After about 10 min I decide myself to flip and get to business. I asked for FS and she said how much, considering I dropped what I did already I offered up the difference of the standard or going rate and she laughed. I questioned her laugh and she replied with maybe for 5. I laughed at her and was like damn am I that ugly LOL. But seriously I was looking for a good time, but not for that. I proceeded to haggle I just ended up with her removing all of her clothes and allowed roaming everywhere and some nursing. Her photos are real, young maybe late 20's, I am not the best judge when it comes to guessing the age of an asian lady, however she was beautiful, tight and firm body, beautiful face (no mask), chest was maybe a B cup and a small ass. So the damage was 1. 2 + . 8 tip.

After the pop she proceeded to massage and seemed maybe she would allow MP but I was already drained before going.

I know everyone here dislikes when someone forks over that much and doesn't even get FS, however my other head was doing all the thinking as usual and we learn from our mistakes. I will not return based off of price, however if it were less money she would be a regular.

Thanks for the review. Now we all know to avoid her!

[KarlCrack]

I decided to reach out to this provider today based off of the pics and the reviews. https://nova.bedpage.com/Bodyrubs/fairfax/9733442.html.

Post says Arisa, however all my searches say she went by Alyssa in the past. I reached out to her and she responded immediately and gave me the ok and location. It's an apartment. I show up and enter the apartment and taken to a room, offered shower and then the table (right next to a king size bed). She asks for 1. 2 upfront. I was a little confused and the dummy I am did not ask what does that include and I just give it to her. Anyway, I lay down and she starts with some hot oils massaging the lower half, after about 5 min she is already doing the tease and digging into the goods. After about 10 min I decide myself to flip and get to business. I asked for FS and she said how much, considering I dropped what I did already I offered up the difference of the standard or going rate and she laughed. I questioned her laugh and she replied with maybe for 5. I laughed at her and was like damn am I that ugly LOL. But seriously I was looking for a good time, but not for that. I proceeded to haggle I just ended up with her removing all of her clothes and allowed roaming everywhere and some nursing. Her photos are real, young maybe late 20's, I am not the best judge when it comes to guessing the age of an asian lady, however she was beautiful, tight and firm body, beautiful face (no mask), chest was maybe a B cup and a small ass. So the damage was 1. 2 + . 8 tip.

After the pop she proceeded to massage and seemed maybe she would allow MP but I was already drained before going.

I know everyone here dislikes when someone forks over that much and doesn't even get FS, however my other head was doing all the thinking as usual and we learn from our mistakes. I will not return based off of price, however if it were less money she would be a regular.

[JayCramer80]

This week I saw two completely different Tina's. Both were mentioned in this forum in the last month. I won't give the location details but if you keep up with the forum posts you will know where they are. Both were walk-ins as I don't normally call to make appointments. After reading the reviews try to guess which one I will visit again tomorrow.

Tina #1.

Walked into the a AMP that doesn't advertise or have a posted number. Was met by Tina, I knew by the tats mentioned in a previous review. Reminds me of a high class escort a few years past her prime. Was led to a room with purple mood lighting and asked how long. I said one hour and forked over the. 6 house fee, got undressed and laid on the table. Tina returned and started an uneventful massage for about 20 min and then asked me to turn over.

On the flip she asked what I wanted and I said "everything" to which she replied $. 4 and in advance (Flashing is teaching them this advance shit). She returns, strips down, dabs some lube oil on her pussy (cherry flavor) and jerks me a little before putting a bag on. She then DTBJ me for 5 min before we go standing mish, CG, mish when she says "you want doggie?" and then doggie. I am pounding her real hard and she is taking it like a porn star. Afterwards we lay together on the table for a few minutes and then she tells she is just down from Flushing and gives me her personal phone number.

Tina #2..

And the Oscar goes to Tina #1.

[FloorHump422]

If the spas give everyone a body scrub with soap and hot water, how is hygiene an issue? Do mongers in suburban DC, most of whom are well-paid government employees or contractors, have less regard for hygiene than mongers in other parts of the country where FS is more common?

15-20 years ago, DC-area spas were the wild west, where you'd get a lineup of 8-10 beautiful young girls to choose from and FS was the norm in DC and MD, and sometimes in VA. Did DC mongers stop showering in the past decade?

How many spas with TS's only give HJs? I'm not saying that's the only factor. Lack of young talent aside, if providers realize they can charge more for less service, they'll do it.

[PilotAviator]

Sometimes you roll the dice, and the result is CRAPS. However, today I am happy to report I rolled the dice at Seven in Falls Church and came out the winner.

Seven Therapy is a fine local spa. Perhaps not the easiest to find (the road network in Seven Corners is a bit confusing), but parking is very easy.

Up the stairs and into the outer reception area. Ring the bell, and you are admitted to a stress-free haven. Once inside you find the studio rooms are larger than many other places, and in my opinion, are more-nicely appointed (better quality furniture, wall art, lighting). The TS area (like everywhere in the spa) is clean and very comfortable.

The reference to "show tune" in the title is an homage to one of the nicest ladies I know (and today's MT (massage technician)), Annie.

Annie is a typical NoVA MT. Friendly of personality, well-skilled at massage (and, yes, well-over thirty). She is consistently nice. Fun to talk with during the hour of relaxation, and truly talented in working out the deep knots in the muscles and kinks in the back. I am only sorry that due to the need to wear masks in the second spring of COVID I can not tell you how pretty she is when she smiles. I enjoyed a great deep tissue massage experience, and I will return -- tomorrow is only a day away!

Standard rates and tips as is the norm of the region.

Always be nice to the ladies.

PA.

[FourNick8]

This week I saw two completely different Tina's. Both were mentioned in this forum in the last month. I won't give the location details but if you keep up with the forum posts you will know where they are. Both were walk-ins as I don't normally call to make appointments. After reading the reviews try to guess which one I will visit again tomorrow.

Tina #1.

Walked into the a AMP that doesn't advertise or have a posted number. Was met by Tina, I knew by the tats mentioned in a previous review. Reminds me of a high class escort a few years past her prime. Was led to a room with purple mood lighting and asked how long. I said one hour and forked over the. 6 house fee, got undressed and laid on the table. Tina returned and started an uneventful massage for about 20 min and then asked me to turn over.

On the flip she asked what I wanted and I said "everything" to which she replied $. 4 and in advance (Flashing is teaching them this advance shit). She returns, strips down, dabs some lube oil on her pussy (cherry flavor) and jerks me a little before putting a bag on. She then DTBJ me for 5 min before we go standing mish, CG, mish when she says "you want doggie?" and then doggie. I am pounding her real hard and she is taking it like a porn star. Afterwards we lay together on the table for a few minutes and then she tells she is just down from Flushing and gives me her personal phone number.

Tina #2.

Walked into her salon to find her with one Japanese customer and ask is massage available? She says in ten minutes and motions me to wait on the sofa within earshot. They are talking women shit while finishing the manicure and Tina tells her she has been here since 1990 and married to a Chinese man for 30 years. When the manicure is finished Tina leads me over to the massage room. It's a small room crowded with oils and waxing stuff with a large mirror on one wall and a plastic foot guard on the wall just below that. I ask for an hour and she tells me to undress and leaves.

Not knowing what to expect I strip and lay face down. She returned and is a little chatterbox like a schoolgirl. Starts rubbing everywhere (and I mean everywhere) my ass, balls, and knuckling my dick with the same attention given to my back and legs. After 10 minutes of this I'm rock hard and ask her "turn over now?" Tina says sure and as soon as I flip she is stroking me with oil. One hand on my shaft and the other on my balls. I've been to Siagon Hot Toc's and never had a hand job this good. For the next 45 min she stroked, teased, and edged me and all the while making girlish small talk and giggling like this is her first time. I'm just chatting to her, staring at her cute face, her body in the mirror, and the 2 ct Dimond wedding band on her ring finger around my dick. OTC was encouraged and a little titty squeeze but when I went for pussy play she said "no, I'm a married woman".

The most incredible visual was she would bend over and place her face an inch over you dick and blow. The forth or fifth time she did this I blew my load with most of it landed on her face. She didn't stop the soft stroking and this was the most intense cumshot I remember having ever. She giggling some more and cleaned me up. Total damage. 6 for massage and. 4 for tip.

[Galleon]

Thanks for the intel Galleon. Now would you say her boobs are real or fake? I've heard different points of view.

LTC.

I'd say they are very natural looking and feeling enhanced ones.

[WxMan1]

Had a pleasant experience. Provider was very cute and gave an excellent massage. 1/2 hr fee was only 40, not the usual 60. Got NoVA ending but didn't ask for or want anymore. Tipped the usual.

[Bunker Buster]

Not only is CFS / BJ more work and most of these girls are older, but a lot of mongers' hygiene leaves something to be desired. Not everything is about money, LOL.

If the spas give everyone a body scrub with soap and hot water, how is hygiene an issue? Do mongers in suburban DC, most of whom are well-paid government employees or contractors, have less regard for hygiene than mongers in other parts of the country where FS is more common?

15-20 years ago, DC-area spas were the wild west, where you'd get a lineup of 8-10 beautiful young girls to choose from and FS was the norm in DC and MD, and sometimes in VA. Did DC mongers stop showering in the past decade?

[TheOuroboros]

Not only is CFS / BJ more work and most of these girls are older, but a lot of mongers' hygiene leaves something to be desired. Not everything is about money, LOL.

I've traveled around to NY, FL, and NV and even on a hot summer day in 100 degree heat; dripping in sweat; I've never had an issue ordering off the menu. I'm not saying hygiene isn't a factor I'm sure it is but given the sheer volume of reviews on providers giving better service in these parts I can guarantee you the statistics point to a deeper issue.

And that issue is the fact that here in NOVA we have mongers far too eager to empty out their wallets for basic / mediocre service. I can go to FL, walk into an AMP, drop $ and pound a chick 10-15 years younger than what's out here in NOVA. And here? I can't tell you how many ladies here told me $ is what they expect for a simple HJ. If they tried to pull that in NY they would get laughed out the door. But here in NOVA we have clowns willing to drop that kind of cash. Partially that's due to the standard of living as folks here tend to have more money. But if you give an inch they will take a foot. That's basic human instinct. And once one gal gets $ for a HJ then. 6 becomes the new. 4 and so on. Word travels and next thing you know ladies become content making. 6 off each customer for doing a HJ when they were out sucking dick to make that kind of cash elsewhere.

You can blame hygiene, but our willingness to part with our cash too easily is also to blame.

[FloorHump422]

Spas here mostly NoVa ending. Why are they reluctant to go further? NoVa and CFS and BJ all violate the same statute, I think.

Makes no real sense.

Not only is CFS / BJ more work and most of these girls are older, but a lot of mongers' hygiene leaves something to be desired. Not everything is about money, LOL.

[JayCramer80]

Spas here mostly NoVa ending. Why are they reluctant to go further? NoVa and CFS and BJ all violate the same statute, I think.

Makes no real sense.

Plus, some do provide FS but are very very selective as to who they will do it with.

For obvious reasons. If you treat them good, Tip well and earn their trust, your mileage can go further.

Some will do FS with every Tom Dick or Harry that comes though the door. If they have to oil up.

Their P*why that's a good indication. I tend to avoid those. I like the more selective girls myself even if it means shelling out.

More bucks.

[JayCramer80]

Spas here mostly NoVa ending. Why are they reluctant to go further? NoVa and CFS and BJ all violate the same statute, I think.

Makes no real sense.

In the Asian culture an HJ isn't sex. Its just a massage technique to relieve stress.

FS and BJ you are getting into prostitution. Many AMP's don't want to be considered.

Prostitutes.

[EasyCompany]

Yeah, HJ should be included in the base price. But anything beyond that, well, roll the dice.

Spas here mostly NoVa ending. Why are they reluctant to go further? NoVa and CFS and BJ all violate the same statute, I think.

Makes no real sense.

[OrZammar]

Yeah, this is a fair expectations. Does the house fee for these PV place include the HJ? I have been wanting to try PV, but I am not so clear about what to expect in services and damage.

Yeah, HJ should be included in the base price. But anything beyond that, well, roll the dice.