Rants, Raves, and Opinions

**Coochie Eater** · 04-18-21 17:42

Originally Posted by LookingForLefty [View Original Post]

I hooked up with a 55 year old woman who used to clean my teeth. She has been divorced for a few years and was adamant about no sexual intercourse. Ok. She has her reasons. She hinted she has a large vagina and her husband left her because of it. I get that. But she was up for trading oral favors. I gave it to her first. Was sort of a bad smell. I've had some really stinky pussies but this was not that bad. Just kind of sour. After a few minutes she was ready to cum and she did cum pretty hard. But she turned those thighs into a pair of pliers and I thought she was going to crush my head. It hurt and I couldn't breath. I liked seeing her cum but she just squeezed my head so hard I didn't like it. She was old school. Hair Bush. She back over the next day for some dumb reason but I knew it was because she wanted licked again. So I gave it to her again and again I thought my brain was going to burst.

She was happy to oblige me in return with a blow job. She puts her mouth over my dick and just sort of lets it sit there. Eventually she got to going back and forth. As I am ready to cum, she stops as I only get half a nut and a little cum in on my belly. WTF?

Now I have to tell her that I can't have sex with her if she is going to vice grip my head and let me cum in her mouth until completion. I know women hate being told they are bad in bed, but I will just have to suck it up and tell her.

Fortyfour years ago, (FUCK REALLY? Can anything in my life have happened 44 years ago?) I was working in a hospital setting. One of the nurses started with some inuendos and cutsie little suggestions. She was 10 years older than I was, but she was attractive. I fucked her in the med room a couple of times, but we hooked up outside work once. I went to go down on her. JESUS LADY! You're a nurse aren't you? She told me afterwards that she hadn't prepared for oral because her husband never did that. Well no fucking shit! I understood completely. How the hell can someone in the health profession not understand this? How the fuck can I eat provider pussy and it tastes better than a nurse's or a hygienist's. Go figger.

Coochie (If you can't eat it, don't fuck it) Eater.

God Bless You All.

**HanginBalls** · 04-18-21 09:06

Originally Posted by LookingForLefty [View Original Post]

I hooked up with a 55 year old woman who used to clean my teeth. She has been divorced for a few years and was adamant about no sexual intercourse. Ok. She has her reasons. She hinted she has a large vagina and her husband left her because of it. I get that. But she was up for trading oral favors. I gave it to her first. Was sort of a bad smell. I've had some really stinky pussies but this was not that bad. Just kind of sour. After a few minutes she was ready to cum and she did cum pretty hard. But she turned those thighs into a pair of pliers and I thought she was going to crush my head. It hurt and I couldn't breath. I liked seeing her cum but she just squeezed my head so hard I didn't like it. She was old school. Hair Bush. She back over the next day for some dumb reason but I knew it was because she wanted licked again. So I gave it to her again and again I thought my brain was going to burst.

She was happy to oblige me in return with a blow job. She puts her mouth over my dick and just sort of lets it sit there. Eventually she got to going back and forth. As I am ready to cum, she stops as I only get half a nut and a little cum in on my belly. WTF?

Now I have to tell her that I can't have sex with her if she is going to vice grip my head and let me cum in her mouth until completion. I know women hate being told they are bad in bed, but I will just have to suck it up and tell her.

Dude, I've got the solution 4 her and me! DM me please.

**Mark2000** · 04-18-21 08:13

She obviously loves getting eatin out. You have to tell her to trim it down so you can see it better. Gets you more turned on. And be honest with her and say it has a bit of Oder. She probably doesn't know. As for a big pussy. Try different positions with her. Maybe try one of the cock sleeves to fill her up.

Report back. Love to hear more. Or PM.

**LookingForLefty** · 04-17-21 19:51

I hooked up with a 55 year old woman who used to clean my teeth. She has been divorced for a few years and was adamant about no sexual intercourse. Ok. She has her reasons. She hinted she has a large vagina and her husband left her because of it. I get that. But she was up for trading oral favors. I gave it to her first. Was sort of a bad smell. I've had some really stinky pussies but this was not that bad. Just kind of sour. After a few minutes she was ready to cum and she did cum pretty hard. But she turned those thighs into a pair of pliers and I thought she was going to crush my head. It hurt and I couldn't breath. I liked seeing her cum but she just squeezed my head so hard I didn't like it. She was old school. Hair Bush. She back over the next day for some dumb reason but I knew it was because she wanted licked again. So I gave it to her again and again I thought my brain was going to burst.

She was happy to oblige me in return with a blow job. She puts her mouth over my dick and just sort of lets it sit there. Eventually she got to going back and forth. As I am ready to cum, she stops as I only get half a nut and a little cum in on my belly. WTF?

Now I have to tell her that I can't have sex with her if she is going to vice grip my head and let me cum in her mouth until completion. I know women hate being told they are bad in bed, but I will just have to suck it up and tell her.

**VikingPride** · 04-13-21 12:56

Originally Posted by Jc2490 [View Original Post]

Just look back to the post below yours. The girls know all about this site. Sure, there are guys that will tell a provider about a negative review, but the regular contributors on this site won't rat someone out for an honest review.

Some regular contributors will definitely rat you out. Many white knights lurk about on here that believe the women they see are little angels that caught a tough break. Total sweethearts LOL. It's remarkable just how many knights are actually out there. Where's my knight in shining armor?

**HuntingStreets** · 04-13-21 08:03

Originally Posted by MuffDiver17 [View Original Post]

Were you under the impression that we only read the forum and not the girls? A number of these ladies are members on here.

This is 100% accurate. You don't even need to be a member to read the forums. Even the SW's on Greenfield Av know about it. I usually wait a few days after a visit to write a review and don't get to specific so it's tougher to for them to be sure it was me.

HS.

**Jc2490** · 04-13-21 02:33

Originally Posted by VacationHam [View Original Post]

Didn't see the review but.

A- googling their own name.

B- some other regular / lurker tipped her off.

I think scenario B is more likely.

Just look back to the post below yours. The girls know all about this site. Sure, there are guys that will tell a provider about a negative review, but the regular contributors on this site won't rat someone out for an honest review.

**HuntingStreets** · 04-12-21 23:35

Originally Posted by Dick5322 [View Original Post]

The review is well done. It is a detailed report of what the session was like. The girls doing this type of work need to clear out the the in call location of there friends and relatives. It should be thought of as a place of business. Business is done in private and the hobby needs to be done that way. The girls need to tell the peanut gallery to stay away and get to work. The review sounds fair and accurate of what happened. If she did not want it posted she should make sure stuff like this does not happen. The review should stay up so every one knows this girl does not have control of her in call location.

I agree about the review but as far as privacy goes it's a pretty big assumption she has any control over the situation. It's rarely their place, and a lot of these providers are seeing 4, 6, 8 mongers a day. If anyone thinks the other people in the house are going to clear out that often for your privacy, it's not going to happen. I'd suggest if you're going to a house in the hood just expect other people to be there.

HS.

**VacationHam** · 04-12-21 23:12

Originally Posted by Anduril77 [View Original Post]

Thanks for the supporting comments. I'm somewhat upset that the provider found out about my post. How does that shit happen?

My report was accurate and objective.

Didn't see the review but.

A- googling their own name.

B- some other regular / lurker tipped her off.

I think scenario B is more likely.

**MuffDiver17** · 04-12-21 23:00

Originally Posted by Anduril77 [View Original Post]

Thanks for the supporting comments. I'm somewhat upset that the provider found out about my post. How does that shit happen?

My report was accurate and objective.

Were you under the impression that we only read the forum and not the girls? A number of these ladies are members on here.

**JohnnyQPublic** · 04-12-21 21:43

Originally Posted by Dick5322 [View Original Post]

The review is well done. It is a detailed report of what the session was like. The girls doing this type of work need to clear out the the in call location of there friends and relatives. It should be thought of as a place of business. Business is done in private and the hobby needs to be done that way. The girls need to tell the peanut gallery to stay away and get to work. The review sounds fair and accurate of what happened. If she did not want it posted she should make sure stuff like this does not happen. The review should stay up so every one knows this girl does not have control of her in call location.

This. That was a fair review I expect given it was balanced. I don't get why you'd send a provider your pic though, I hear too many extorsion scams to risk that. Turned one down this past weekend who wanted a pic and another who wanted a deposit.

**Anduril77** · 04-12-21 19:49

Originally Posted by Dick5322 [View Original Post]

The review is well done. It is a detailed report of what the session was like. The girls doing this type of work need to clear out the the in call location of there friends and relatives. It should be thought of as a place of business. Business is done in private and the hobby needs to be done that way. The girls need to tell the peanut gallery to stay away and get to work. The review sounds fair and accurate of what happened. If she did not want it posted she should make sure stuff like this does not happen. The review should stay up so every one knows this girl does not have control of her in call location.

Thanks for the supporting comments. I'm somewhat upset that the provider found out about my post. How does that shit happen?

My report was accurate and objective.

**Dick5322** · 04-12-21 17:21

Originally Posted by Anduril77 [View Original Post]

I received a text today asking me to take down my review. Is that even possible? It was in the escort section

The review is well done. It is a detailed report of what the session was like. The girls doing this type of work need to clear out the the in call location of there friends and relatives. It should be thought of as a place of business. Business is done in private and the hobby needs to be done that way. The girls need to tell the peanut gallery to stay away and get to work. The review sounds fair and accurate of what happened. If she did not want it posted she should make sure stuff like this does not happen. The review should stay up so every one knows this girl does not have control of her in call location.

**Cruising Y** · 04-12-21 10:00

Originally Posted by CoochieEater [View Original Post]

Oh for fuck's sake, leave Lefty alone. I lived through the time when, if you wanted to make a phone call, you picked up the phone and the operator said "Number Please. " A long distance phone call cost 43 cents a minute (that's $2. 79 in today's money). Gas was 33 cents a gallon. NOTHING stayed open on a Sunday, except bars. I had a beer party every Friday night my senior year in high school and we lived right across the street from the chief of police. Never did our parties get raided, but today they pass out underage drinking tickets like candy at a parade. Pot was the hardest drug to come to my little town and you could buy a LID (fuck! Remember lids?) which was an ounce for $25. Guys were coming back from 'Nam with hash and Thai stick. I saw Pink Floyd's "Dark Side of the Moon" concert for $4. 00. The worst disease you could catch from fucking could be cured with a million units of penicillin. Yes, as an aide, I fucked the shift nurse in the med room. Now you need a fucking government clearance to get near the med room. So have things changed?

In the eighties, a friend of mine an I would swoop in from Madison (which still had a pretty lively SW scene) and cruise all the loops. We would pick up some slores, fuck them in the car, then go to Victor's to pick up even classier slores and take them back to our hotel room. Or sometimes we'd cruise northside neighborhood bars at bar time. Pussy was like fleas on a dog's back, picking it up was like shooting fish in a barrel. We could get fucked and sucked three times in a night and we'd each spend less than $100. When the internet first cracked, there were some connection type services that were free (I'm talking '96 here). I drove from Dodgeville to Milwaukee to hook up with a minister's daughter. Daddy mighta been a minister, but I had her shouting "Oh god! I'm cumming" more than he ever did. Cost me nothing other than a half a tank of gas.

I did a bunch of other stuff too down in Chicago. It made Milwaukee look like a Puritan settlement. I won't go into everything I saw or participated in because some of you will call me a fucking liar.

So here I am now. Decent hookers are as scarce as virgins in an inner city grade school. Finding providers worth $100 has disappeared. Oh yeah, they want to charge $100, but they aren't worth it. And on top of it, my once rock-hard manhood can only achieve a half-hard and half-hearted aspiration to his former glory.

Well said my friend. I'll be 68 nest month. The only thing I had to worry about was making sure the ladies were on the pill, because always bareback. Bareback now is more dangerous than Vietnam. We're old but at least we saw all the good bands.

**LoveSmallPerky** · 04-12-21 08:42

Originally Posted by Anduril77 [View Original Post]

I received a text today asking me to take down my review. Is that even possible? It was in the escort section

If you're referencing the Summer Starr review you gave a well detailed review and if it is true and accurate why would you want to remove it? Does she want it removed because it isn't a glowing review to get others to line up waiting to see her? Maybe she should have thought about that before and provided and experience like what she wants a review to say. Even if it did get removed, it is there and many have seen it so nothing will really change.