Massage Parlor Reports

[Diet Coke]

Ever since all the Kent shoppes were closed, it's been difficult to find the combo of a decent therapeutic massage with a basic HE. The Chinese AAMPs are $200 FS stops where the massage is non-existent. Even some of the storefront AMPs (like Golden Foot) are now the same. To get a decent massage, I've been visiting Sunset Foot Massage, but there are zero extras. Often, I want a good massage with a relaxing release. Renton Spa (which is basically Newcastle) was the only place close by I could count on, but yesterday I took a chance and dropped in on A-Health in Renton (same strip mall as Celebrity).

I figured I'd pop into both and if either had a cute provider I'd give it a go. I walked into A-Health first and saw the oldest mamasan I've ever seen sitting silently at the front desk. Before she had a chance to say anything, here came "Yo Yo" literally bouncing down the hallway. She's 20's, thin, hair up in pig tails, wearing parachute pants, a sports bra, and a loose tank top that was knotted at the bottom showing off her flat tummy. Her face was cute (when she lowered the mask to say hi). Her teeth reveal she's likely a smoker, but I never smelled it. From the jump, she was one of the friendliest massage girls I've met.

Because I actually needed a massage, I paid the $70 1 hr house fee. I hate that rate, because it means you have to get back into your pockets to tip later if you're a standard +$40 tipper. She did't leave the room for me to "get comfortable," which I took as a good sign. She also never bothered even putting any towel over me at the start. I complimented her extremely cute hair and outfit, and she proceeded to dance around for me showing off her "HK STYYYYYLE!" She's from Hong Kong and has lived in the US for a year, and has been in Seattle for 6 months.

The massage started out well and normally, and the teasing started RIGHT away. She was full of compliments: she liked my eyes, how strong I looked, she patted my ass and said "strong ass!" LOL. Her cheery personality was infections. The teasing turned into full on stroking about 15 minutes into the massage, then she asked me to turn over. I wasn't thrilled, and sometimes I tell them "later" if I want more massage, but she was super cute and I was already turned on so I figured "why not" and was ready to file this place away as "quick HE only from a cutie with minimal massage skills. ".

She went right to work on junior, making great smiling eye contact. She kept talking to me as she did it, as if it was the most normal thing in the world. It was adorable and hot. I did have to ask her to slow down a few times when she really got up to speed because it it's TOO fast I'll never finish. Early in the handy I asked if FS was available, but she said no. Too bad. I would have been all over it.

I don't know why, but it took an abnormally long time for me to finish, but she never complained or hinted at letting up. OTC touching on her ass was great. It's ROCK hard and I could feel her lacy panties through the thin parachute fabric. She was less thrilled when I tried to touch her rack. She kept doing that thing where they lower their elbow to block access. She eventually let me touch them OTC a LITTLE, but I didn't want to make her uncomfortable so I didn't push it.

She varied her technique until she found the right combo and resulted in a BIG finish. She laughed in delight and then went to fetch hot towels (which smelled faintly of bleach. Which I like because I've heard too many stories of dirty hot towels). There was never any discussion of tip amount.

After cleaning me up she immediately went RIGHT back to massage. And it was a great one. Included some pretty aggressive stretching (which I like). She continued to chat with me and told me she wanted to give me her number and I should text her and maybe we could go get a beer sometime. I said "That sounds great!" She mentioned at least 6 more times that she wanted me to text her. I assured her I would.

When the massage was over (I got the full hour and maybe a little more. There was nobody else there when I got there and nobody else came in the whole time) she insisted on helping me get dressed, including putting my socks on. I left a $50 tip on the stand and she literally jumped up on me and wrapped her legs around me (she's LIGHT) and started bouncing and making happy noises. I told her I thought her body was hot, and she lamented that she wished she had bigger boobs. I said they're perfect. She asked if I really thought so, and then pulled down her sports bra to expose them so I could get a better look. Then she gave me a peck on the lips.

After I was dressed completely and declined the water bottle, we walked out into the hallway and she jumped on my back. So I jogged down the hallway toward the mamasan as Yoyo giggled loudly. We arrived at the mamasan, who never said a word or changed her expression. LOL. I let Yo Yo down, she reminded me to text her ("Yes, yes, I PROMISE!) and then out the door I went. I could still see her thru the tinted class door as I got in my car (I parked right in front of the door) and she waved enthusiastically as I backed out of the spot.

So if I want a totally relaxing massage, I'll still go to Renton Spa. But if I want a good massage and a FUN hour with HE, I'll be visiting Yo Yo.

EDIT: I noticed Yo Yo has a review on RM. I'm curious to see what it says if someone can share it with me here (or via PM).

But now there will be a line out the door waiting for Yo Yo.

[AussieFury]

Ever since all the Kent shoppes were closed, it's been difficult to find the combo of a decent therapeutic massage with a basic HE. The Chinese AAMPs are $200 FS stops where the massage is non-existent. Even some of the storefront AMPs (like Golden Foot) are now the same. To get a decent massage, I've been visiting Sunset Foot Massage, but there are zero extras. Often, I want a good massage with a relaxing release. Renton Spa (which is basically Newcastle) was the only place close by I could count on, but yesterday I took a chance and dropped in on A-Health in Renton (same strip mall as Celebrity).

I figured I'd pop into both and if either had a cute provider I'd give it a go. I walked into A-Health first and saw the oldest mamasan I've ever seen sitting silently at the front desk. Before she had a chance to say anything, here came "Yo Yo" literally bouncing down the hallway. She's 20's, thin, hair up in pig tails, wearing parachute pants, a sports bra, and a loose tank top that was knotted at the bottom showing off her flat tummy. Her face was cute (when she lowered the mask to say hi). Her teeth reveal she's likely a smoker, but I never smelled it. From the jump, she was one of the friendliest massage girls I've met.

Because I actually needed a massage, I paid the $70 1 hr house fee. I hate that rate, because it means you have to get back into your pockets to tip later if you're a standard +$40 tipper. She did't leave the room for me to "get comfortable," which I took as a good sign. She also never bothered even putting any towel over me at the start. I complimented her extremely cute hair and outfit, and she proceeded to dance around for me showing off her "HK STYYYYYLE!" She's from Hong Kong and has lived in the US for a year, and has been in Seattle for 6 months.

The massage started out well and normally, and the teasing started RIGHT away. She was full of compliments: she liked my eyes, how strong I looked, she patted my ass and said "strong ass!" LOL. Her cheery personality was infections. The teasing turned into full on stroking about 15 minutes into the massage, then she asked me to turn over. I wasn't thrilled, and sometimes I tell them "later" if I want more massage, but she was super cute and I was already turned on so I figured "why not" and was ready to file this place away as "quick HE only from a cutie with minimal massage skills. ".

She went right to work on junior, making great smiling eye contact. She kept talking to me as she did it, as if it was the most normal thing in the world. It was adorable and hot. I did have to ask her to slow down a few times when she really got up to speed because it it's TOO fast I'll never finish. Early in the handy I asked if FS was available, but she said no. Too bad. I would have been all over it.

I don't know why, but it took an abnormally long time for me to finish, but she never complained or hinted at letting up. OTC touching on her ass was great. It's ROCK hard and I could feel her lacy panties through the thin parachute fabric. She was less thrilled when I tried to touch her rack. She kept doing that thing where they lower their elbow to block access. She eventually let me touch them OTC a LITTLE, but I didn't want to make her uncomfortable so I didn't push it.

She varied her technique until she found the right combo and resulted in a BIG finish. She laughed in delight and then went to fetch hot towels (which smelled faintly of bleach. Which I like because I've heard too many stories of dirty hot towels). There was never any discussion of tip amount.

After cleaning me up she immediately went RIGHT back to massage. And it was a great one. Included some pretty aggressive stretching (which I like). She continued to chat with me and told me she wanted to give me her number and I should text her and maybe we could go get a beer sometime. I said "That sounds great!" She mentioned at least 6 more times that she wanted me to text her. I assured her I would.

When the massage was over (I got the full hour and maybe a little more. There was nobody else there when I got there and nobody else came in the whole time) she insisted on helping me get dressed, including putting my socks on. I left a $50 tip on the stand and she literally jumped up on me and wrapped her legs around me (she's LIGHT) and started bouncing and making happy noises. I told her I thought her body was hot, and she lamented that she wished she had bigger boobs. I said they're perfect. She asked if I really thought so, and then pulled down her sports bra to expose them so I could get a better look. Then she gave me a peck on the lips.

After I was dressed completely and declined the water bottle, we walked out into the hallway and she jumped on my back. So I jogged down the hallway toward the mamasan as Yoyo giggled loudly. We arrived at the mamasan, who never said a word or changed her expression. LOL. I let Yo Yo down, she reminded me to text her ("Yes, yes, I PROMISE!) and then out the door I went. I could still see her thru the tinted class door as I got in my car (I parked right in front of the door) and she waved enthusiastically as I backed out of the spot.

So if I want a totally relaxing massage, I'll still go to Renton Spa. But if I want a good massage and a FUN hour with HE, I'll be visiting Yo Yo.

EDIT: I noticed Yo Yo has a review on RM. I'm curious to see what it says if someone can share it with me here (or via PM).

[Seattle Ampfan]

A nextdoor post said that The Little Massage Spa near 120th and Lake City Way was robbed at gunpoint about two weeks ago.

Last time I went to The Little Massage, over a year ago, it was totally legit there. Anyone know if that's still the case? Not that this news makes me want to go there.

[VinceHeartSk]

I guess due to the Atlanta shootings, I saw two LEO SUVs parked on either side of the road at the usually 12 and Jackson strip. Might not be safe to frequent there for a while.

[Matt206]

A nextdoor post said that The Little Massage Spa near 120th and Lake City Way was robbed at gunpoint about two weeks ago. The robber (the post didn't specify if there was more than one) took wallets and cellphones from staff and patrons. I guess criminals have figured out that there isn't much security and it's a cash business.

Be careful out there.

Saw this a few minutes ago:

https://www.q13fox.com/news/one-man-...al-seattle-spa

I was not even aware of that place, but that situation is not good. Does not seem to be racially motivated, though.

[Member #6240]

I think I confused a number of folks as I received PMs from mongers looking for "Free Extras" at the place mentioned.

It's all good. I just jump on legit CMT / LMTs that go the extra mile I have 3 that are UTR, and they're unreal. So. .

[Belisarius1]

The place I am talking about is a great place to get a massage without wondering if something good will come towards the end. There actually is no flip and you have your pants on the whole time! You are also in a line of tables out in the open.

BUT, the nice lady will massage you for an hour for $30, which is a screaming good deal.

Have a good weekend of mongering!

Rock Chalk.

Thanks! I'm looking for an inexpensive legit massage and will try that place.

[GreyJake]

Lana is there as the Mamasan!

I talked with her, and requested her, and we talked about old times at ET. But she said I would get treated well by Sugar. So I was. Great table shower and BBBJCIM for $$.

Well, good for Lana! She's a nice lady and I hope it goes well for her.

Thanks for the info, Ocean Ex!

[RockChalk]

As one who prides himself on delivering top-notch written communication, I sincerely apologize for my poorly constructed wording in my last post about the strip along 12th & Jackson in the International District.

I think I confused a number of folks as I received PMs from mongers looking for "Free Extras" at the place mentioned.

"There is also a legit massage place on the far right side of this strip that is a great value for those interested in an extras free experiience"

There are no "free extras" at the shop on the far right of that strip of AMPs. In fact, with the exception of a rather promiscuous girl I knew in high school, I can't recall getting "free extras" anywhere!

Everything comes with a price and at some places, such as the legit parlor on Jackson that I mentioned, extras aren't available at any price. That is why I called the place "legit" when I referenced the shop. "Extras free" vs "free extras" is confusing, I now realize.

The place I am talking about is a great place to get a massage without wondering if something good will come towards the end. There actually is no flip and you have your pants on the whole time! You are also in a line of tables out in the open.

BUT, the nice lady will massage you for an hour for $30, which is a screaming good deal.

Have a good weekend of mongering!

Rock Chalk.

[Ocean Explorer]

I haven't been to the Elite in over a year; I used to be a regular there. I wonder if Lana is still there? She was great!

Lana is there as the Mamasan!

I talked with her, and requested her, and we talked about old times at ET. But she said I would get treated well by Sugar. So I was. Great table shower and BBBJCIM for $$.

[MartyByrde]

Greeted by a nice looking middle aged asian woman. Massage was terrible. It was obvious from the start she had no formal training.

Her hands were calloused. Thankfully there were no extras. I didn't want a calloused ending.

Sorry about your unpleasant experience. As it is, in the past, Burien was hit with a lot of LE activity, and quite possibly, the AMPs need to be careful. I myself have been temped to visit some of them, but given what happened in the past, and now your report, I'll still pass.

[MartyByrde]

Saw this a few minutes ago:

https://www.q13fox.com/news/one-man-...al-seattle-spa

I was not even aware of that place, but that situation is not good. Does not seem to be racially motivated, though.

[GreyJake]

I went about a month ago and saw May, late 40's, fit. Had a TS, and when returning to the room, got a CBJ with BLS, and CFS for +140. I probably won't return because I like the massage portion, and that was non-existent.

I haven't been to the Elite in over a year; I used to be a regular there. I wonder if Lana is still there? She was great!

[Jonderin]

Greeted by a nice looking middle aged asian woman. Massage was terrible. It was obvious from the start she had no formal training.

Her hands were calloused. Thankfully there were no extras. I didn't want a calloused ending.

[DarkDan]

Ok cool. I went to ET a long time ago and was hoping there was something like that here in Seattle. Hate the traffic going up and back.

This is ET in Lynnwood. He being out of town, likely just refers to this area as Seattle, in the grand scheme of things.

But, I can vouch for him, that he's indeed referring to ET in Lynnwood.