Massage Parlor Reports

**Jbjb1983** · 02-28-21 21:44

Originally Posted by LargeEss [View Original Post]

I've only had one semi-legit Nuru massage and it is an ongoing quest to get a real one. Temple of Bliss gives a great sensual massage but the price os crazy.

But legit massage place that's none Asian. Delila was the smallest girl, rest of them are big girls. Some girls offer extra but they ask for a lot.

**Large Ess** · 02-28-21 18:58

Originally Posted by CulverCity95 [View Original Post]

Seems legit enough. It's on Tryst as well as Rubratings.

Wondering if anyone's given them a shot yet.

https://tryst.link/massage/nuruvibes

https://losangeles.rubratings.com/209715

Seems like standard fare door fee +tip.

I've only had one semi-legit Nuru massage and it is an ongoing quest to get a real one. Temple of Bliss gives a great sensual massage but the price os crazy.

**StarsTunna** · 02-28-21 18:21

Originally Posted by PriscillaM [View Original Post]

So in the old days, this was how a 30 min session went:

First, there were some pleasantries exchanges and both parties got fully nude. Yes, maybe the gal kept her socks on or a scrunchie in the hair for blow job view, but it was full contact in the buff.

Second, unless the girl had a doctor's note or a bone sticking out of her, a monger was entitled to three positions, mish, her on top (you fuckers call it cowgirl, I call it her on top), and doggie. Girls use to avoid one of the alternates, giving a back back or bad knees as an excuse. I have a feeling it is because of a rule laid down by her boyfriend, er, I mean pimp. This was always somewhat of a buzzkill because until I discovered the incredible joy of flat doggie on a marriott bed, I liked the girl on top so I could count the ceiling tiles while her phone rang.

Third, this was a half hour so that the barking of "did you cum baby", "cum for me" and "are you on some fucken medication that you can last more than ten minutes" was only heard after position #3.

Well, as the song says.

Time flies, doesn't seem a minute.

Since the half hour had three positions in it.

All change, don't you know that when you.

Play on private d theres no set menu.

It's her in her panties, one position and rushed.

I saw this piece of ass this weekend. The pics are real, her body is perfect, great nipples (that I did not play with), warm (but not tight pussy), no hanging skin.

https://privatedelights.ch/USA/Calif...ty/Missmiababy

And.

https://escortalligator.com.listcraw...eles/59251866/

I found her on the alligator and then nothing came up, and I cross checked at Private delusional pricing and she was there.

She was at sepulveda and venice, in a nice big room, looked like she was alone although she had as much baggage as a girl's soccer travel team. She did not get fully undressed, she immediately went for my freakishly small cock and to a CBJ. She then said mish or doggy and I am drooling at getting her in doggy after some missionary and posting here about it and maybe going to a humaniplex social and getting some high fives.

But we start in missionary and she props her legs so there is push back and my three inch anaconda cannot get fully in. I move to kind of be upright and get a little groove and then she is instructing me to get it over with.

I did not want conflict, so I really went to the races and popped in missionary, something I have not done since back a few months ago on fig with this sexy WSW.

I am starting to sound like those old fucken mongers who tell stories about reading the la weekly and meeting girls who had jobs as district attorneys but who fucked on the side.

Have to start venting the girls the same way they do. These bums need to stop getting funds from people they provide no service for.

**PriscillaM** · 02-28-21 16:22

So in the old days, this was how a 30 min session went:

First, there were some pleasantries exchanges and both parties got fully nude. Yes, maybe the gal kept her socks on or a scrunchie in the hair for blow job view, but it was full contact in the buff.

Second, unless the girl had a doctor's note or a bone sticking out of her, a monger was entitled to three positions, mish, her on top (you fuckers call it cowgirl, I call it her on top), and doggie. Girls use to avoid one of the alternates, giving a back back or bad knees as an excuse. I have a feeling it is because of a rule laid down by her boyfriend, er, I mean pimp. This was always somewhat of a buzzkill because until I discovered the incredible joy of flat doggie on a marriott bed, I liked the girl on top so I could count the ceiling tiles while her phone rang.

Third, this was a half hour so that the barking of "did you cum baby", "cum for me" and "are you on some fucken medication that you can last more than ten minutes" was only heard after position #3.

Well, as the song says.

Time flies, doesn't seem a minute.

Since the half hour had three positions in it.

All change, don't you know that when you.

Play on private d theres no set menu.

It's her in her panties, one position and rushed.

I saw this piece of ass this weekend. The pics are real, her body is perfect, great nipples (that I did not play with), warm (but not tight pussy), no hanging skin.

https://privatedelights.ch/USA/Calif...ty/Missmiababy

And.

https://escortalligator.com.listcraw...eles/59251866/

I found her on the alligator and then nothing came up, and I cross checked at Private delusional pricing and she was there.

She was at sepulveda and venice, in a nice big room, looked like she was alone although she had as much baggage as a girl's soccer travel team. She did not get fully undressed, she immediately went for my freakishly small cock and to a CBJ. She then said mish or doggy and I am drooling at getting her in doggy after some missionary and posting here about it and maybe going to a humaniplex social and getting some high fives.

But we start in missionary and she props her legs so there is push back and my three inch anaconda cannot get fully in. I move to kind of be upright and get a little groove and then she is instructing me to get it over with.

I did not want conflict, so I really went to the races and popped in missionary, something I have not done since back a few months ago on fig with this sexy WSW.

I am starting to sound like those old fucken mongers who tell stories about reading the la weekly and meeting girls who had jobs as district attorneys but who fucked on the side.

**MyFinalHeav3** · 02-27-21 15:19

Originally Posted by CulverCity95 [View Original Post]

Seems legit enough. It's on Tryst as well as Rubratings.

Wondering if anyone's given them a shot yet.

https://tryst.link/massage/nuruvibes

https://losangeles.rubratings.com/209715

Seems like standard fare door fee +tip.

Same girls as skin & body studio in torrance and their extension in north hollywood (nohodreams).

In other words many girls tend to be heavier than depicted. Fake nuru (body to body rub) is practically guaranteed, hence the price. Lots of fake ads and shills on this forum and are maps FYI.

**StarsTunna** · 02-26-21 22:48

Originally Posted by DickGrayson101 [View Original Post]

Wow thanks for TOFTT. Did she offer any upgrades by any chance? I had been texting her on and off and she seemed strange in the texts but was always telling me she would make it "worth my time" with a tongue emoji implying a BJ saying she was good with other things besides her hands. She seemed bi polar after more conversation so I just bailed. Good to know once and for all that she is bullshit. Sorry for the experience, but thanks again for the review. What area was this? I know she was in Canoga for a bit.

I've known for awhile the ones that send face emojis are always fake, but decided to try this one out for all the stress since visiting here. She was rushed and gave an excuse, but I just took the loss as a learning experience of this area, hopefully they can't get too many more guys with this. This was on santa monica blvd in a beatdown complex, which apparently a lot of the rip offs are located. I didn't know, but I'll just post them up here now or ask.

**StarsTunna** · 02-26-21 22:41

Goes by Blanca, was on Eros but not now.

https://www.models-world.com/california/blanca/

**CarlosD3** · 02-26-21 15:24

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**PriscillaM** · 02-25-21 19:07

Originally Posted by CulverCity95 [View Original Post]

Seems legit enough. It's on Tryst as well as Rubratings.

Wondering if anyone's given them a shot yet.

https://tryst.link/massage/nuruvibes

https://losangeles.rubratings.com/209715

Seems like standard fare door fee +tip.

This place is run with all the efficiency of the DMV.

First off, all the pictures have this magical ability to cut 30-50 pounds off the girls.

Second, you pay a door fee and then have to negotiate with the hand job girl. You pay the door fee to a fat human, it used to be this girl with a spiral notebook instead of quick books, now it is this enormous Lantin guy who looks like he swallowed a Toyota Tacoma. It would appear he is smart enough to retain the bookings to memory and does not use the spiral notebook.

The facility is an old office space, it is not configured well at all. You get into a small lobby and there is a fucken tarp separating you from the break room where the girls are administered their scrips.

The girl then comes in, she is wasted AF, and you negotiate with her.

The place has a spotify account hooked up to dial up internet so you get to hear shitty rap music interrupted ever 17 seconds due to network outages.

It is on Lincoln and Venice above the tat shop.

It won't last another month.

**CulverCity95** · 02-25-21 16:18

Seems legit enough. It's on Tryst as well as Rubratings.

Wondering if anyone's given them a shot yet.

https://tryst.link/massage/nuruvibes

https://losangeles.rubratings.com/209715

Seems like standard fare door fee +tip.

**PriscillaM** · 02-25-21 16:00

This has not been posted in awhile, but stay away from this hag show:

https://losangeles.rubratings.com/199681

I think some of the pictures might not be real.

**OC Coffee** · 02-24-21 16:00

Originally Posted by PwrRngr1 [View Original Post]

I believe Whittier is part of LA but forgive me if I'm wrong.

Hit up Urban Treatment early morning not too long ago as I was in the area. Mamasan let me in and did temp check then led me to room. Told me to get comfortable, asked for. 5 for hhr, and told me girl would come in soon. I get undressed and lay down and in walks Lily. She is Latina a bit taller and bigger than I like but she had nice big tits and a cute face. She was wearing a tight black dress and looked hot. Some small chat for about 5 min while she massages my back, legs and grazes my fellas. Asks if I'm ready to flip and boy am I. I flip and I'm at full mast, ready to set sail so before she can finish her sentence I tell her I'm there for everything. She starts to sensually stroke me, then a skillful BBBJ which almost made me bust so I had her slow it down. Played and sucked on her tits while I composed myself. Then it was about 20 min of CFS in multiple positions till we were both sweating. I was the first of the day and room was freezing cold but by the end of the session it felt like a heater had been on all night in the room. After she cleaned me up and did some more small chat. At the time she said she only works mondays and that they are only open Fri.-Mon. Because of stay at home closures. She didn't ask for an amount and I walked in there with the intent to only pay $ but ended up giving her $. 2 since I had a great time. As I walked out I saw a girl try to hide in the restroom, she had a pink tight dress on but didn't catch a good view of her face. Might be Asian or Latina not sure. I will be going back when in the area.

Best,

PwrRngr1.

My work is near there on Whittier Blvd as well. I drove by them every day. ACE seems to open every day now with the front door wide open. Urban Treatment look like an abandon place. Do you access from the back or so?

**SFVsag** · 02-24-21 15:43

I'll repeat my message to avoid all of the Tantra gals operating in Canoga Park. They operate as a collective, and provide a non-contact "spiritual healing" along with a mediocre massage.

I've come into some that are much more rewarding, even if FS isn't on the table. Shoot me a message if you want to share info.

**PriscillaM** · 02-23-21 21:02

Originally Posted by StarsTunna [View Original Post]

What's the other site you were able to find a review on? This one is on santa monica blvd.

I sent you a pm.

**StarsTunna** · 02-23-21 20:38

Originally Posted by PriscillaM [View Original Post]

Per a review on that other site that says that it was self service.

I am thinking I saw this girl in the valley and she did not do shit either.

I guess just ask here first. Where about is her incall?

What's the other site you were able to find a review on? This one is on santa monica blvd.