Massage Parlor Reports

[PriscillaM]

https://losangeles.rubratings.com/127409

https://fbsmbody87.wixsite.com/kendall

I don't generally like to write bad reviews. Feel like it's bad karma. But sometimes someone is so bad that you have no choice but to say something to save others. That's the case with Sabrina. There were no reviews and I don't normally go with someone who hasn't been vetted here. But I was in the neighborhood and decided to TOFFT. Wish I hadn't.

Got to her place in a seedy part of Hollywood. Walked in and first thing I noticed was that she wouldn't even look at me. Was just kind of talking but looking elsewhere. Then when I went to the bathroom noticed how dirty the place was. Made a mental note not to take a shower.

It's a studio apartment so went back to the main room and started to undress. She's a skinny thing and immediately took off her clothes, so although she wasn't a looker, was hoping that at least it could be fun. Was quickly disabused of that notion. Tried to start small chit chat but anything I asked her about she immediately went on a negative rampage about how the world is full of evil people and morons. I realized that I'd better keep quiet so I just let her talk. Thinking that she was a little off so better not say anything too bad or she might hurt me, like seriously.

Too funny, I saw this one in the earliest days of PD. I used a number that was tied to me so I left a nice review because she was close by my office and I think she is actually quite hot. I like her thin body. She was in Westwood at the time and so was my office.

If you go through her PD reviews, you can see there are two really bad ones that echo this one, that she is nuts. She must be on crystal, she literally cannot stop talking.

She is just awful as a human being. I regret the nice review I left her.

I saw this review on that other review site and was going to import it here, but you did so. I will go on that other site and review her terribly as well.

[Yoyo8899]

https://losangeles.rubratings.com/127409

https://fbsmbody87.wixsite.com/kendall

I don't generally like to write bad reviews. Feel like it's bad karma. But sometimes someone is so bad that you have no choice but to say something to save others. That's the case with Sabrina. There were no reviews and I don't normally go with someone who hasn't been vetted here. But I was in the neighborhood and decided to TOFFT. Wish I hadn't.

Got to her place in a seedy part of Hollywood. Walked in and first thing I noticed was that she wouldn't even look at me. Was just kind of talking but looking elsewhere. Then when I went to the bathroom noticed how dirty the place was. Made a mental note not to take a shower.

It's a studio apartment so went back to the main room and started to undress. She's a skinny thing and immediately took off her clothes, so although she wasn't a looker, was hoping that at least it could be fun. Was quickly disabused of that notion. Tried to start small chit chat but anything I asked her about she immediately went on a negative rampage about how the world is full of evil people and morons. I realized that I'd better keep quiet so I just let her talk. Thinking that she was a little off so better not say anything too bad or she might hurt me, like seriously.

Once I stopped talking and let her do her thing, her massage was just mostly oil on the back and a lot of rubbing. No teasing. Finally she asked me to turn over. Since there was no teasing I wasn't hard at all. She just went straight at it. Wouldn't let me lick her tits or anything. Barely wanted me to touch her at all. Finished me with her hand and said ok you want a shower or not. Given how nasty her bathroom was, I said I was alright and just dried off. Pretty much just got out of there to escape the bad vibes. One of my worst experiences in this hobby.

[Grimmy23]

I read this with great interest.

First off, let me concede, begrudgingly, that a CMT massage is different than the massage you get from the Asian joints. I recently paid for real CMT work and I did not walk out in pain. I also did not walk out with a free water and a smile on my face.

I would contend that a hand job has therapeutic value.

There have occasionally been CMT qualify gals who do the handie as well. Take peg leg in playa del rey, filmfoxx in north Hollywood, the crazy gal in Marina del rey who lectured me about being vegan, and some of the girls at the temple of bliss.

There is a massage place on the westside and an indie girl set up shop there and would jerk me off while in a nice room with clean sheets that did not smell of rotting garlic. It was nice.

So although I understand the holiness of a legit massage place and the importance of the license. Such license gives you permission to fucken print money like dodger stadium selling 9 dollar hot dogs. I am just perplexed that technicians and their clients cannot keep their mouths shut and allow for therapeutic hand jobs.

If you ask me, it is the absolute ****-I-ness of females to not let mend drink from the well.

It's a very long running debate in the industry. I think a handjob is more or less harmless and you can argue that they're even therapeutic. But a CMT massage is also considered a "healing art. " MTs who are known to provide happy endings tend to attract a clientele looking for just that, the happy ending. The expert massage by a highly trained technician becomes a nice addition to what the client really came in for, and that isn't what the CMTs spent their hard earned education dollars on. It adds a lot of complications in the business. You don't want your front desk fielding questions on what the girls look like and who gives what extras. Of course if society accepted that handjobs are perfectly fine, we wouldn't be having this discussion.

If it were the other way around - if men just wanted a real CMT massage and the happy ending is the nice little addition at the end, it would be awesome. But unfortunately, due to the way society stigmatizes happy endings, it doesn’t work out that way. The happy ending becomes the main event.

The other complicated thing is that spa owners have to hire MTs based purely on the quality of massage they give. Wed go out of business fast if we didnt. If you're going to get a handjob, you probably want the girl to be reasonably good looking, and you most likely want to touch her, and you also very likely want her to remove some or most of her clothing. Rest assured, there isn't a single MT on my staff that you'd want jerking you off or that you'd even want to see naked or even topless. They'll all give you one of the best massages you've ever had though, for less than what you pay at an AMP for a shitty 15 minute massage with a jackhammer handjob finish.

Bottom line is it gets pretty complicated. It's unfortunate that society takes a dim view of happy endings and can't see them as therapeutic like we do. But because that's the way society is, the two "crafts" will always be separate. I have seen a few over the years who gave almost passable CMT massages with happy endings, but they're few and far between, and even those would be on the low end of the talent spectrum for a legit spa. The best one I had (Lindsay in NoHo, a pretty blonde Brit girl who used to give a fully nude legit massage with handjob finish) would have been the worst MT on my staff.

[Domino727]

Brother. What are you saying haha.

I believe some of us writers would call that 'waxing eloquently. ' or maybe even purple prose.

[LngTimeMongr]

Even asking the question makes me think. If the rule you followed brought you to this, of what use was the rule?

Seeing Mary at Chen's offers the species homo sapiens mongerus it all:

Sex in a room that has the same carpet as the set of bin laden's house in zero dark thirty.

A face on mary that only a mother could love on pay day.

A body that looks like it was hit with the oranges (see the movie the grifters).

An ass that has had more dick up it than some of our elected executive branch people.

Worth it.

Brother. What are you saying haha.

[Leche]

Your Westside indie girl, could that be Allie the hippie girl?

Miss her.

I read this with great interest.

First off, let me concede, begrudgingly, that a CMT massage is different than the massage you get from the Asian joints. I recently paid for real CMT work and I did not walk out in pain. I also did not walk out with a free water and a smile on my face.

I would contend that a hand job has therapeutic value.

There have occasionally been CMT qualify gals who do the handie as well. Take peg leg in playa del rey, filmfoxx in north Hollywood, the crazy gal in Marina del rey who lectured me about being vegan, and some of the girls at the temple of bliss.

There is a massage place on the westside and an indie girl set up shop there and would jerk me off while in a nice room with clean sheets that did not smell of rotting garlic. It was nice.

So although I understand the holiness of a legit massage place and the importance of the license. Such license gives you permission to fucken print money like dodger stadium selling 9 dollar hot dogs. I am just perplexed that technicians and their clients cannot keep their mouths shut and allow for therapeutic hand jobs.

If you ask me, it is the absolute ****-I-ness of females to not let mend drink from the well.

[TempletonRat]

Even asking the question makes me think. If the rule you followed brought you to this, of what use was the rule?

Seeing Mary at Chen's offers the species homo sapiens mongerus it all:

Sex in a room that has the same carpet as the set of bin laden's house in zero dark thirty.

A face on mary that only a mother could love on pay day.

A body that looks like it was hit with the oranges (see the movie the grifters).

An ass that has had more dick up it than some of our elected executive branch people.

Worth it.

What is "bad?

Or are you using adjectives to mean their antonyms, like "bad" and "sick?

[PriscillaM]

Is it worth me going to Chens to see Mary?

Even asking the question makes me think. If the rule you followed brought you to this, of what use was the rule?

Seeing Mary at Chen's offers the species homo sapiens mongerus it all:

Sex in a room that has the same carpet as the set of bin laden's house in zero dark thirty.

A face on mary that only a mother could love on pay day.

A body that looks like it was hit with the oranges (see the movie the grifters).

An ass that has had more dick up it than some of our elected executive branch people.

Worth it.

[LngTimeMongr]

Is it worth me going to Chens to see Mary?

[LngTimeMongr]

Trying to see Mary at Chens but not too sure. What are everyone's thoughts? Should I even try it?

[PriscillaM]

Guys will come back for the finish, and especially for the girls that get nasty and do BBBJ or FS and / or allow lots of mutual touching. That's the only reason I go, and I only indulge a few times a year. If you want a good CMT quality massage, go to a legit massage place and get a massage from an actual CMT. You'll spend far less than you will at any massage parlor. Most of the chain massage places you can get an hour massage for $70 + maybe a $10-$15 tip for the provider. No happy ending or anything even remotely erotic, but it will be a great massage by someone who's actually highly trained and licensed to give great massages. Very few actual CMTs will do anything outside of legit CMT work. Why? Because they spent lots of money going to massage school and can't afford to put their license at risk over an extra $20 tip for a HJ. Spa owners (and I know well because I am a spa owner) invest hundreds of thousands of dollars into getting our businesses started and we can't take any risks either. If we got the slightest hint of any MT offering extras behind closed doors she'd be fired on the spot, reported to the state massage board, and possibly have criminal charges pressed against her. There's just far too much at stake, in many cases a business owner's life savings. If you want to start a rub & tug joint, rent a space in a less crowded strip mall and do as cheap of a construction job as possible.

I read this with great interest.

First off, let me concede, begrudgingly, that a CMT massage is different than the massage you get from the Asian joints. I recently paid for real CMT work and I did not walk out in pain. I also did not walk out with a free water and a smile on my face.

I would contend that a hand job has therapeutic value.

There have occasionally been CMT qualify gals who do the handie as well. Take peg leg in playa del rey, filmfoxx in north Hollywood, the crazy gal in Marina del rey who lectured me about being vegan, and some of the girls at the temple of bliss.

There is a massage place on the westside and an indie girl set up shop there and would jerk me off while in a nice room with clean sheets that did not smell of rotting garlic. It was nice.

So although I understand the holiness of a legit massage place and the importance of the license. Such license gives you permission to fucken print money like dodger stadium selling 9 dollar hot dogs. I am just perplexed that technicians and their clients cannot keep their mouths shut and allow for therapeutic hand jobs.

If you ask me, it is the absolute ****-I-ness of females to not let mend drink from the well.

[Grimmy23]

Thanks, I knew the prices didn't make sense but this lacking service is just backwards. The providers are spoiled and the guys keep coming back for basically nothing.

Guys will come back for the finish, and especially for the girls that get nasty and do BBBJ or FS and / or allow lots of mutual touching. That's the only reason I go, and I only indulge a few times a year. If you want a good CMT quality massage, go to a legit massage place and get a massage from an actual CMT. You'll spend far less than you will at any massage parlor. Most of the chain massage places you can get an hour massage for $70 + maybe a $10-$15 tip for the provider. No happy ending or anything even remotely erotic, but it will be a great massage by someone who's actually highly trained and licensed to give great massages. Very few actual CMTs will do anything outside of legit CMT work. Why? Because they spent lots of money going to massage school and can't afford to put their license at risk over an extra $20 tip for a HJ. Spa owners (and I know well because I am a spa owner) invest hundreds of thousands of dollars into getting our businesses started and we can't take any risks either. If we got the slightest hint of any MT offering extras behind closed doors she'd be fired on the spot, reported to the state massage board, and possibly have criminal charges pressed against her. There's just far too much at stake, in many cases a business owner's life savings. If you want to start a rub & tug joint, rent a space in a less crowded strip mall and do as cheap of a construction job as possible.

[StarsTunna]

For the most part, AMPs give a crappy to mediocre massage for about 10-15 minutes, then flip over and straight to the main event. LMPs aren't a whole lot different. After 30 years of mongering, the only massages I've had that I'd call a "good" massage were from independents. I used to see a provider in NoHo who gave an hour nude massage in her private apartment. And even that, while being closer to a massage that you'd get in a legit spa, still wasn't what I'd call CMT quality (although it wasn't far off). I'd call it a top notch massage by this hobby's standards, but at the low end for a legit spa that employs CMTs. What I could say about it was it was a nice massage for a full hour from a young pretty blonde who got completely naked right away and finished with sort of a "matter of fact" HJ with limited touching. She'd let me rub her butt while she was finishing but not much more contact than that. I used to enjoy seeing her just for the view and the finish, but she disappeared from the scene years ago.

I'm pretty much over the AMP scene just because they're all pretty much the same drill: 10-15 minutes of crappy to mediocre massage, sometimes a little bit of ball teasing, flip, jackhammer to get you off as quickly as possible, and you're in and out the door in 15 minutes. If I could find someone like my previous NoHo provider I'd be a happy camper. Don't need or want FS, just an unrushed service with an attractive provider who takes everything off.

Thanks, I knew the prices didn't make sense but this lacking service is just backwards. The providers are spoiled and the guys keep coming back for basically nothing.

[Jbjb1983]

Didn't know they reopened them, started my first session at Aroma Thai Spa near SM blvd and Bundy. I got Pia the Tranny! WTF!! Massage was good nice and strong like a dude but I declined a happy ending. Unsatisfied I didn't want to visit Mary that's not to far, so I went to Massage time off Robertson. Got a older fake blonde Asian named Jenny. FS $20. Switch doggy, worst mistake pussy was rancid! Damn! These girls were out so long their pussys were rotting, I guess I got Karma for not going to Mary because I didn't want to risk a smelly pussy because all the loads she takes. Next time I'll stick to Mary at Chen's! I would've continued on my tour but I had to be places.

[Grimmy23]

If you need a finger up the old ass, try the san Fernando valley forum, there is a Tina there who apparently will put her finger, her tongue, and her spare hair dryer up there.

On the west side, try Mary / Jenny (same revolting hag) at Chen's. From the reviews, she lets you stick your dick up her ass, and tell her that you would prefer she stick a finger up yours.

Hmmm, rimjobs are heavenly, but tbh I'm not sure how much I want a girl's tongue up my ass who had her tongue up some other guy's ass 10 minutes ago. And I especially don't want her putting my member in her mouth after having her tongue up some other guy's ass 10 minutes ago. I used to get rimjobs all the time when I traveled to Shanghai on business, but there they make both you and the girl brush your teeth and rinse with a special mouthwash right before the service, and the girl spends a good 30 minutes giving you a sponge bath that includes her thoroughly scrubbing your asshole with soap and water before it gets to that point (god I miss those days. There's nothing anywhere remotely close to the Shanghai sauna experience around here). You sit in a chair that has a split seat so she has full access to all of the crevices. I always felt pretty safe there.

I've only seen 3 providers ever who gave a proper prostate massage, and by proper prostate massage I mean not just shoving a finger in and wiggling it around, I mean actually massaging the prostate until you have an orgasm from it. One of those was in Shanghai. A girl I used to have come to my hotel room. One was Christy, the Scandinavian in Anaheim who did a good job with the prostate and provided unrushed service, but is grossly overweight and spends the session talking about bizarre conspiracy theories, and the other was Zelda who gives an absolutely amazing, mind blowing prostate massage, but is in her mid-50's and not attractive (but worth visiting just for the experience). I've seen plenty of others that just shoved a finger in and called it prostate massage, but once you've had it properly done there's no going back.