Massage Parlor Reports

**BrudaHthdc** · 02-09-21 17:00

Long time lurker and first time contributor. I've mainly seen Thai independents for massages and the occasional PV at Blue Gems.

KK and Tara are on my normal rotation and need no introduction or review. I will say that KK's menu does open up in my experience but I've been seeing her for years. KK and Tara's massages are hands down the best I have experienced in the area.

Bluegems.

TOFT on both Maria and Sophie. Both of them are on the younger side of 20's. As with BG's YMMV and dependent on the provider what you get.

Sophie was a mix Asian, Latina, Russian. About 5'1" with nice natural large B's. She was comfortable getting fully undressed and provided a very sensual HJ and took direction well. She allowed me some LFK and DATY with FIV, and I was able to get her to climax. She's very new to the business so aside from that there were no other extra's on the table. She's a sweet girl and very pleasant. Will note that she does have braces, which with the blurring of BG's model pics you wouldn't have been able to know. Didn't bother me one bit.

Maria on the other hand was a bit standoffish and cold. She told me that she was on her period and therefore wasn't willing to get fully nude and did not allow any kissing due to COVID precautions. She's very pretty, photos accurate with a perky set of B's, which the photos on the website don't do justice. Small booty and overall thin. Downside was no extras were really offered besides HJ. She also didn't really seem into doing anything, opting that "I lead the show". With that many restrictions there was really nothing that I could think of besides having her finish. HJ was nice, but definitely not worth the price of admission.

**SlyFrog** · 02-09-21 16:50

Originally Posted by WalkerC [View Original Post]

Lucky guy. I can't get as text back from her (or her handler). In the last month or so (or however long she's been back) I've probably texted 5 times and never a reply. Not sure why? Looks like she's gone again? I've not seen her as in about a week.

I got a reply back almost instantly and was able to get something set up in less then an hour. Good timing I guess.

**DoYouKnow** · 02-09-21 14:38

Past 2 weeks. No Angel. Anyone have any intel. She has been my ATF for awhile now.

**PilotAviator** · 02-08-21 19:59

Originally Posted by NyHornet [View Original Post]

Several years ago I started seeing an Indy Thai provider who advertised being 29. After seeing her semi-regularly for a few years, she still advertised as 29. So on one visit, I asked her real age and she replied 47. I didn't really care as she looked great, both face and body and was very sexy. While I never really thought she was 29, there was no way I you'll have guessed she was 47.

I think I know this lady -- she showed me her drivers license -- I did the math, she was 52 .

Always be nice to the ladies (and the brother mongers!

PA.

**TheDrowned** · 02-08-21 19:57

Originally Posted by JimRob [View Original Post]

A good review on this board can increase a place foot traffic. I believe a lot. I was in the area and haven't been for years. I went inside and got the mamasan with the Fro. That's old. I was so worried she was about to be my masseuse because of how it was unwinding, I asked her who's working today. From memory I said Anna from reading the board. I needed a switch, I knew this old lady wouldn't be able to get my dick hard. I was so turned off by her.

She's like you don't know Anna! But you can still see her. I had to wait like 10 minutes or more standing in a room for her. Anna is old, but does have some sexy appeal to her. She's like a 5 or 6 and the mamasan is a zero.

I got a light rub from Anna on my stomach and I could tell she got naked except for her thongs. On the flip she started with a HJ and kept complaining I took my mask off. Not going to wear a mask if I'm doing this. We are so close, a mask does nothing IMO.

I asked for sex and she was so against it. Over and over no sex. People talk and this place no sex. I offered a nice tip, I was horny as shit. She kept rejecting everything. I asked for head and was told again and again no blow job. She kept lecturing me about people talking and making trouble. Like the law cares between a HE and FS, BJ..

Just echoing what you posted here. Same situation with Anna. The entire session she just killed the mood because she kept complaining about people posting on the board that she offers FS when she doesn't. I get she is probably tired of the wave of mongers hounding her but like. Unless she's paying me to act as her therapist and listen to her problems I'm paying her to fulfill my needs. Which she did so poorly that I couldn't even finish I gave up and did tip her. 6 for the efforts but man what a mood killer. I won't be returning to FW anytime soon.

You win some you lose some.

The power of a review can make or break a place and that's why I agree with Serp that even a negative review has merit.

**Mike85** · 02-08-21 19:15

Originally Posted by NyHornet [View Original Post]

Several years ago I started seeing an Indy Thai provider who advertised being 29. After seeing her semi-regularly for a few years, she still advertised as 29. So on one visit, I asked her real age and she replied 47. I didn't really care as she looked great, both face and body and was very sexy. While I never really thought she was 29, there was no way I you'll have guessed she was 47.

She worked out of circle towers, 9th floor.

**Serpico99** · 02-08-21 16:33

I stopped by Bamboo in Woodbridge today just to try it out again after a long hiatus from my first visit. This place is 60 for 30 minutes and 80 for the hour. I opted for 30 minutes.

I don't think they have a table shower. The woman I saw was the same one as I saw her pre-covid, and I recall she is the owner or only woman working there. Very chatty, so I of course obliged in some banter and chat to set the mood. She is older and is ok looking, wearing yoga pants and a t-shirt. She just focused on one part of my back that was bothering me and then went for the soft touch finger nail thing. The way she proceeded with things, I think either she has someone there in the back office who doesn't know she gives standard noVA or the walls are very thin that she doesn't want the offices next door to hear any moaning LOL But I suspect it's the former rather than the latter.

Anyway, she edged me good (telling me to be quiet) and I lasted a long time before erupting like a volcano. I just gently rubber her ass. After cleaning me up, she then proceeded to slide my boxers on while I remained on the table before she opened the door to the room back up, and said to me in a normal voice level: "thank you for leaving those on. " Umm, ok LOL I probably wouldn't go out of my way to go to this place, it just that I had the urge to get my nut on and did not want to drive over to Pine to spend for FS activities.

**NyHornet** · 02-08-21 11:51

Originally Posted by SuzhiLang [View Original Post]

I agree with you 100%. I can understand that independents want to protect their identity by posting obviously fake pictures, but what really throws me off is the lies about age. I am not talking about 5 years different between the posted age and the actual age. As I had posted in the past, I was literally greeted by a nanny when I arrived the apartment when I was expecting a maybe 35 years old (while the ad said 30 years old). I have been going to independents in the past because I would have thought independents have a better incentive to making new customer into regular by providing good services, but I have been proven wrong many time. Now I think I should start shifting gear to AMP. I start to think that at least the AMP MMS would servers as a gate keeper to filter out those nannies who has been way over their prime years.

Several years ago I started seeing an Indy Thai provider who advertised being 29. After seeing her semi-regularly for a few years, she still advertised as 29. So on one visit, I asked her real age and she replied 47. I didn't really care as she looked great, both face and body and was very sexy. While I never really thought she was 29, there was no way I you'll have guessed she was 47.

**Serpico99** · 02-08-21 11:43

Originally Posted by JimRob [View Original Post]

A good review on this board can increase a place foot traffic. I believe a lot. I was in the area and haven't been for years. I went inside and got the mamasan with the Fro. That's old. I was so worried she was about to be my masseuse because of how it was unwinding, I asked her who's working today. From memory I said Anna from reading the board. I needed a switch, I knew this old lady wouldn't be able to get my dick hard. I was so turned off by her.

She's like you don't know Anna! But you can still see her. I had to wait like 10 minutes or more standing in a room for her. Anna is old, but does have some sexy appeal to her. She's like a 5 or 6 and the mamasan is a zero.

I got a light rub from Anna on my stomach and I could tell she got naked except for her thongs. On the flip she started with a HJ and kept complaining I took my mask off. Not going to wear a mask if I'm doing this. We are so close, a mask does nothing IMO.

I asked for sex and she was so against it. Over and over no sex. People talk and this place no sex. I offered a nice tip, I was horny as shit. She kept rejecting everything. I asked for head and was told again and again no blow job. She kept lecturing me about people talking and making trouble. Like the law cares between a HE and FS, BJ..

Great post because you took the time to give a negative review which is as valuable, if not more so, than a positive review. If I were you, I would give this place two months of no reviews before I would attempt to patronize it again in order let the heavy foot traffic cease and maybe they would be more amicable to providing better services. But you said they were old so this place appeal to those wanting younger providers.

**Jim Rob** · 02-08-21 11:28

A good review on this board can increase a place foot traffic. I believe a lot. I was in the area and haven't been for years. I went inside and got the mamasan with the Fro. That's old. I was so worried she was about to be my masseuse because of how it was unwinding, I asked her who's working today. From memory I said Anna from reading the board. I needed a switch, I knew this old lady wouldn't be able to get my dick hard. I was so turned off by her.

She's like you don't know Anna! But you can still see her. I had to wait like 10 minutes or more standing in a room for her. Anna is old, but does have some sexy appeal to her. She's like a 5 or 6 and the mamasan is a zero.

I got a light rub from Anna on my stomach and I could tell she got naked except for her thongs. On the flip she started with a HJ and kept complaining I took my mask off. Not going to wear a mask if I'm doing this. We are so close, a mask does nothing IMO.

I asked for sex and she was so against it. Over and over no sex. People talk and this place no sex. I offered a nice tip, I was horny as shit. She kept rejecting everything. I asked for head and was told again and again no blow job. She kept lecturing me about people talking and making trouble. Like the law cares between a HE and FS, BJ.

She gave me a HE and I blew a giant load and out the door. She was nice, but didn't appreciate the lecture about talking about this place. She kept pushing me for info and I was like my coworker who's a creep like me, told me about it.

Don't plan on repeating at all.place was mad busy and I think its because of this board. They should be happy with the extra money theyre making now. My review might slow them down now
Good luck brothers.

**RyanHarvey** · 02-08-21 07:36

Originally Posted by SuzhiLang [View Original Post]

I always wonder how closely providers, especially the independents providers, would monitor this forum. Your posts makes me feel like that it might be a lot more closely then I would have thought.

If you recall about a month ago Secret Temptations created an account and posted asking us not to talk about the menu of girls on here. Mods deleted it rather quickly and I ended up having a convo with them in my DM. The handler was very respectful and said she was actually more concerned about us saying X girl is now back as Y (name change). She said they change their name when they want to go under the radar from certain mongers so likely this girl was mistreated. I didn't mind their openness but yes, we are being watched.

**Start2** · 02-08-21 01:26

Originally Posted by WizardsFan [View Original Post]

Hi all, first time posting. I've been doing my research in the thread and wanted to get opinions on Best versus Yams in Chantilly. They're close by and I wanted to pick a good spot for my first time dreaming. I've read a lot about Lucy from Best and I'm leaning towards going to her. Anyone have other suggestions on some solid options at either spots? Also any suggestions / recs on a first time visit, very new to all of this.

Cheers.

Don't break your Cherry at Best. What are you looking for? Does your SO limit your time? If a HJ is fine then anywhere in Northern Virginia is fine for your first time. If you're looking for FS then cross the road to Greenbelt.

**Start2** · 02-08-21 01:19

"Next Time".

One of the first rules I made with the hobby is not to see providers who promise more "Next Time". With Anna, I thought she had "Potential" despite agreeing with the negative posts. On the first visit, every visit, she always did something different that ruined the dream. There were no huge red flags, I've just replaced the "Next Time" lesson with the "Potential" lesson.

**WizardsFan** · 02-07-21 22:10

Hi all, first time posting. I've been doing my research in the thread and wanted to get opinions on Best versus Yams in Chantilly. They're close by and I wanted to pick a good spot for my first time dreaming. I've read a lot about Lucy from Best and I'm leaning towards going to her. Anyone have other suggestions on some solid options at either spots? Also any suggestions / recs on a first time visit, very new to all of this.

Cheers.

**CoolWays** · 02-07-21 17:42

Even after my review and follow up and reporting she wanted me to delete them and she would make it up to me, she texted 2 times and called last night please, please, I have no business and if I don't make my $$ I can't stay, I say d well, maybe being honest once might help and I wouldn't post anymore but would not delete what I posted and after a couple weeks my report would be buried pages down and no one would care.

Originally Posted by GlockEm17 [View Original Post]

Oh yea they keep up the forum. Had one AMP I had spent a lot of time with pre covid. After things settled down in the summer. Had some back any forth texts with the place asking was she back. They said no but a couple reviews said other wise. Went in one day and saw her walk by in the back but yet they said she wasnt there. Did catch her alone one day and asked WTF. She was on bads with mms as she say my posts about being told not there and all that. She wanted me to delete them all. Told her sorry not able to. She offered free massage if I did. Still didn't even try so I just dropped the place from my rotation. To many other places without the drama. Did miss her though had many a 69 session! This place is not in NOVA by the way.

So oh yea the AMP and independants know about and read these too.