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**DrPotato** · 02-07-21 03:02

Here is the only review I could find here of Chelsey when I first saw her ads on LC I came here and searched her name.

Fortunately he put her actual name in, thankfully. However the link he used now just goes to the full listings on LC, not her ad. So if I was reading this review for the first time, as I have done many a time here only to click on a dead link so I can never figure out who someone was talking about. Happens all too often here.

He mentions 2 things he did, BBBJ and CBJ, doesn't mention anything else, time, donation, just says she was worth it at the price. Ok dude, what fucking price? That literally is the entire reason this site exists and why you are writing this review, to share the data with fellow mongers of what you did and what you paid. I don't like having to ask a chick what she will and won't do. Some girls get scared off when you ask that shit. We shouldn't have to ask it if members actually write reviews here and lay out the pertinent data.

I don't know if dudes in this town just got tired or writing reviews, but I know you guys are banging more girls here than you're writing about.

Here's his review of Chelsey who I just reviews as well. And seriously no ill will toward this guy or any of you guys, I'm just having some fight busting balls and banging who oars.

"Chelsey in Mesa.

Long story short, she's a great time that knows what she's doing.

https://escortalligator.com.listcraw...enix/55774209/

I will definitely see her again but don't know when. I constantly struggle with going to see the younger providers as opposed to the more seasoned ones. I love the looks of the younger ones but always know that I will have a more pleasurable experience with an older provider.

In her defense it was very late or early depending on your view, just after 4 am when we met so she may typically make more of an effort with makeup or something to be more physically appealing.

Besides that I would highly recommend seeing her BBBJ and cfs were on the menu. I'd easily say she's in my all time top 3 of providers as far as service. At the price I would say go see her if you haven't seen her. She's great fun!!

Stay safe,

EW. ".

**DrPotato** · 02-07-21 02:46

Mya Stars 602-649-2119.

Rates 60 hh. 100 h.

Summary: Gross, pics were highly deceptive as she was much fatter than her pics lead on and her pussy reaked of BO. And CBJ. Ugh. Everything covered and I didn't ask her about anything's else as I didn't want to go down or touch her pussy.

Must be back in October this one, or November but I was desperate cause I'd texted 50 chicks and she's the only one to respond and at 60 for hh, even with CBJ which she said, I didn't care cause I wanted to fuck not get a BJ so I said fuck it for 60. We'll get to her hotel on 43rd and 202 and was like oh fuck when she opened the door. She was grossly fat, like several flat tires hanging around her belly fat and not a pretty face with really jacked teeth that hung over her lips. Nice hotel room. She seemed slightly dopey like she ain't too bright. Laid down to get this over with, gave me a CBJ, whoopty doo, she didn't even take her nightgown off, thank god. Had her bend over and had her stick my dick in as I didn't want to touch her cooch. The smell of BO permeated the air. It's such a gross smell. I finished as quickly as possibly cleaned up and left. Waste of time and gross, but these are the things we do for a nut.

FYI She has all new pics in her ads I just saw. At least there's that, you can tell at least that she's hiding somethings the pics I saw I couldn't tell she was as big and ugly.

https://escortalligator.com.listcrawler.eu/post/escorts/usa/arizona/phoenix/58310254/#

**DrPotato** · 02-07-21 02:21

Chelsey - 602-626-3143.

100 qv 140 hh I did the hour for 180. She advertises 220 for an all including hour but believe me I got the all inclusive for the 180 rate.
FYI these were the rates when I saw her. As noted below she’s currently dropped that 220 all including rate to 150 h.

Summary: highly recommend sexy MILF who let me fist and cum in her pussy. God bless America.

I've been seeing her ads since I moved back here last year and those Smokey come fuck me eyes had me hypnotized. She's 35 and goddamn sexy. There are already plenty of comments or reviews elsewhere, I couldn't believe that there was only one mention of her here.

Texting she was responsive. I read her reviews already so I pretty much knew her menu was wide open. Again, I didn't ask about certain things like anal, or anything else that I don't specifically mention here or perform myself, so don't pm me asking me.

Usual motel 6 place in Tempe, messy room, who fucking cares. She's pretty slightly frantic but we smoke some weed chill and I get naked and she starts a BBBJ which is awesome and I nut in her mouth. Then I have her lay on her stomach and start a coconut oil (I never leave home without it) massage and work my way down to her b-hole and then start to lick her ass. She was a littl uncomfortable at first but then got into it. Then she lifted her ass up and I went to town o her pussy and she starts bucking like a bronco. She then asks me to put a finger in her pussy. Then another finger, then she asks for another until I am full on fisting her pussy. This was the last thing on up why bucket list of things I've never done, outside of banging 4 Thai hookers at once. It was so fucking hot I was fisting her pussy with one hand and rubbing her clit with the other and she's reaching back jerking my cock off. It's like a porno so fucking hot until she came so fucking hard and took my cock and stuck it right into her pussy raw and I banged her doggle like that till I released the kraken deep into her lifeless baby making machine. We were both whipped and gasping for air (turns out I was gasping cause I needed a triple bypass in a few weeks). Usual chatter cleaned up and left.

Great sexy time with a sexy ass women who probably is down for a lot more, she really pleases. Not sure if fisting is a usual for her, I didn't ask for it, she did but holy shit fuck yeah. Now the only issue as with all these girls is reliability's. I've not seen her since because she has not been very responsive. Text and don't hear from her, or I wasn't available when she text3 d me out of the blue, out of desperation I'm guessing. I see her ads all the time, and it looks like she's desperate as she dropped her 220 all including special down to 150 an hour, which probably means she's been on a bender. Can't confirm that, never discussed it other than weed we smoked, and her earlier ads specify she won't trade for drugs, she doesn't pnp etc so who knows, but when they start dropping rates dramatically for awhile somethings up and I'm sure it ain't to get her kids some new shoes.

https://escortalligator.com.listcraw...enix/58507382/

**DrPotato** · 02-07-21 01:27

Ramona 480-447-5160.

Rates 75 qv 100 hh 175 hr.

I saw Ramona on Jan 19. She was quick to respond to text and in these days you're lucky if someone responds to you within 24 hours so I jumped on the chance to bang her. 100 hh and only rules was no Greek. I said again, any other rules, she said no, just no Greek. Don't ask me if cip is available. If I don't mention it specifically it's because I didn't ask, she didn't say and or I don't know. She has a lot of different looks in her ads with wigs and what not but she looked fucking great. Went to her hotel in Tempe she opened the door totally naked. Her body fucking rocks. She looked a lot better than her pics. I also found out later that she's pregnant and was supposed to be taking time off the next day she was leaving. I couldn't tell she was 4 months pregnant at all. And I'd swear she said months not weeks.

Anyways, definitely a party girl, made no bones about it,(definitely not cool while pregnant hence why she said she would be taking time off to deal with such things) and had that talkative somewhat fidgety way about her as someone who's been up for 24 hours, but she was real cool and fucking sexy so I got naked. Now she said for regulars she goes BBFS. I'm sure if we were partying all bets would be off and I'd be deploying my soldiers deep inside her cervix, so YMMV as always.

BBBJ and she's fucking real good at it. Had her swing that ass around so I could rub it and then I served her up a hot cup of my manchowder into her mouth which she gobbled up and I don’t remember if she swallowed or spit it somewhere, I’m not 17 I could care less as once it leaves my dickhole what she does with it once we made the transfer of fluids. Her ass is the bomb. Little tits, nice ass, perfect. Then I laid her down and went to town on her clean shaven pussy. Nice and slow is how she liked it and she came. Then I laid back and she climbed on top and we fucked for about 3 and a half minutes until I blasted my lifeless baby batter into the baggy.

I saw an ad for her pop up a couple weeks later saying it was her last night (again) as she was leaving. Then I got a text from her this morning that just said "Cum fuck me". I love getting messages like that, I responded then she never responded back. LOL drugs are a helluva thing.

I'd highly recommend her. I haven't had the pleasure of trying her more than once so can't say how consistent she is but she'd be fun to party and play with that's for sure. Sexy sexy lady. Ad says 29, that means she's 30 something but better body than any 20 somethings I've been seeing here, they're all fat and sloppy with zits all over their asses. I'll get to those reviews in good time.

https://escortalligator.com.listcraw...enix/57897459/#.

**Jedi69** · 02-07-21 00:55

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**DrPotato** · 02-06-21 22:24

I have been planning to write a post to admonish the reviews some people leave here. They are not reviews and many are pointless. They don't list prices, services, specific details, pics, etc. I was going to do this when I started leaving some reviews here (many coming soon) but let me lay out how reviews should be done here so as to actually help your fellow mongers, and the community in general, with better info and details.

Aside from dudes who don't bother to list price and services performed, it's the fact that if they even bother to leave a link to the ad, they don't put the girls name, number or photos. Those links to the girls ads are useless for even the short term as those links die. Even after a few months. If I start going back in times looking at reviews, just even to November, I found all the links for the girls ads are dead, they no longer work or the girl deleted the ad. So all these reviews are useless now because I can't search for the data and even with the review can't find the girls data. So now I can't even figure out who the review is for. I'll read a review and it doesn't have her number or even name sometimes.

When I find a girls ad the first thing I do is come here and search the forum for her name and or phone number. Guess how many I usually find? Usually zero. Always put the girls name and phone number in the review so that others can find your review when they search either.

Pictures. Always post pictures of the girl in your review because those links will die. I'll do an actual review here to give you guys an idea on how the reviews should be to better help your fellow whoring brethren, which is why this site exists. Of course we all don't have the same prose so just focus on the elements of the review not my penmanship. And guys if I don't list a service it's because she didn't say, I didn't ask, and or I don't know. Like anal, she said she loves watching anal porn, and loved it when I shoved my thumb up there, and BBFS was offered, but I don't know if she does anal, or bb anal, cip or cia, so don't DM me asking me.

Daisy Fieldz 602-842-5318.

Rates seem to vary but around.

50 qv FS 75 qv BBFS.

100 hh.

175 h.

300 2 hours.

Services offered and performed:

This chick was the absolute sex bomb. I mean total nymph and freak. I don't think there is ANYTHING she won't do for the right price. And she was totally cool and down to earth, but her and I hit it off. She's different, a little off kilter, and I like that. I met her just after my post last week and prior to my fucking hernia so I got one great fuck in before my medically induced dry spell.

First her pics drew me in. She's new only around like a week but looked legit. She just seems to ooze sexiness. A sex pot. Then her videos of her sucking a dick POV made me text her immediately as I had to fuck her. I had asked her QV price since she didn't have one listed. She responded back within a minute and told me 50 for qv or 75 for bb. SOLD! She texts me the hotel it's by the airport. Nice hotel. I was on my way. Opened the door and not displeased. Ad says she's 37 but she looks 27 to me and her body as good as a 25 year old. Sexy af. Now we hit it off, very well, talked for a bit about things. Then we got undressed, she has a nice mid size rack, and I loved her ass in my ands, she's tiny, and I just went to town and devoured that beautiful pussy and she was squirming. She starts telling me the kind of porn she likes to watch, fisting, gaping, extreme stuff and it must have anal, she loves anal, at which point I got rock fucking hard and lifted her tiny ass up and went spelunking in her asshole while rubbing her clit and she goes nuts. I then inserted my thumb into her ass and back to licking her bean and the crowd goes wild. I get up to fuck her and before put the rubber on she starts giving me a BBBJ that has me in nirvana. Holy shit. I'm rubbing her ass and pussy while she does this then in lay her back mish and enter and she is so tight. I didn't last but 3 minutes before deploying my baby batter. Cleaned up, chatted some more, and left.

So, to summarize, run, don't walk to this one if you want to sex kitten and freak. I didn't ask her is she did anal, or fisting, etc however after how much she told me she loves extreme porn and took my thumb with glee, I'm guessing that she may be open to many things for the right price. She has a few different ads up, for massage, even one for a gang bang she's planning, and her prices are great but I'm guessing they may adjust as she gains popularity and she seemed to have no shortage of dudes hitting her up while I was there.

https://escortalligator.com.listcraw...enix/58474844/

**BaswMentattic** · 02-06-21 20:33

Originally Posted by Jrcnr [View Original Post]

It definitely has changed; since BP shut down and now with the pandemic. Trust me I look lots of places; stripclubs, 27th Ave, AMP and other sites. I do enjoy coming on here so I can possibly find new intel. Luckily I do find info that helps, certain stripclubs do suffice and there is a website called privatedelights. Ch that has helped some. The beauty of this site it has pics, most list donations or how many roses she desires but more important has REVIEWS. Just thought I'd inject me 2 cents. Carry on fellow Mongers.

What is BP?

**Razhkal** · 02-06-21 17:52

Found another diamond in the rough. Very bubbly, enthusiastic, and respectful. Only put the cover on when it's time to ride 😆.

Best $. 7 I've ever spent for hh. Wanted to keep her for myself but she needs help.

https://yolo.com.listcrawler.eu/post...enix/58512485/

**Hank75** · 02-06-21 14:05

https://40up.com.listcrawler.eu/post...enix/58514687/

Saw Kat mainly based on location. She's older and definitely been around, but very friendly. Big natural tits and excellent head game.

She's not a looker and I don't think I'd repeat. Good BBBJ for a qv at. 50.

**Jrcnr** · 02-06-21 10:28

Originally Posted by BestKiter [View Original Post]

Agree that Arizona is not what I was expecting!!

Very hard to find any hot and younger girls, let alone reliable!

I was expecting a lot better and almost gave up mongering.

It definitely has changed; since BP shut down and now with the pandemic. Trust me I look lots of places; stripclubs, 27th Ave, AMP and other sites. I do enjoy coming on here so I can possibly find new intel. Luckily I do find info that helps, certain stripclubs do suffice and there is a website called privatedelights. Ch that has helped some. The beauty of this site it has pics, most list donations or how many roses she desires but more important has REVIEWS. Just thought I'd inject me 2 cents. Carry on fellow Mongers.

**DrPotato** · 02-05-21 23:58

Originally Posted by BadSins [View Original Post]

Has anyone ever meet this one? I was ready to meet her, we exchanged text, and pics, she gave me an address, but when I arrived she didn't give me an apartment number, but asked (text) me to get her a bottled water and let her know when I am at the store, I found it weird so I called it off. Anyone?

https://escortalligator.com.listcraw...enix/57628059/

Callescort. Org 480-485-4259.

4804XXX259 escort profile. Reviews, pictures, videos.

So I wouldn't give her the time of day no matter how succulent her fat juicy ass is.

**BadSins** · 02-05-21 20:48

Has anyone ever meet this one? I was ready to meet her, we exchanged text, and pics, she gave me an address, but when I arrived she didn't give me an apartment number, but asked (text) me to get her a bottled water and let her know when I am at the store, I found it weird so I called it off. Anyone?

https://escortalligator.com.listcraw...enix/57628059/

Callescort. Org › 480-485-4259.

4804XXX259 escort profile. Reviews, pictures, videos.

**MikeMike623** · 02-05-21 19:45

Originally Posted by BestKiter [View Original Post]

Agree that Arizona is not what I was expecting!!

Very hard to find any hot and younger girls, let alone reliable!

I was expecting a lot better and almost gave up mongering.

Check out the Phx thread BBFS. See the Samantha thread this one might be what your looking for. See her on her Twitter as well in the thread.

**DrPotato** · 02-04-21 22:51

Originally Posted by TenSleep [View Original Post]

One of the things I insist on when looking through the possibilities is that a couple of photo's show a complete view of her midsection / stomach. If it's flat and free of stretch marks, (which is a big deal to me) they're proud to show it. If they hide it, there's likely a problem. I also kind a like to see a nearly full-length photo of them standing next to a standard sized item, like a fridge / night stand / car / doorway, to get a relative idea of overall size and shape.

I know that service is pretty important, but if they don't look young, attractive and physically fit to me, the service won't matter because sex with an unattractive, not fit woman just doesn't work with me (learned my lesson thru a couple of experiences) and is not worth dropping $$ or $$.

If the girl has a good body she will show it. If she ain't showing it, it's cause she's hiding something.

Same rule used on Seeking Arrangement or any app for banging. These broads use some form of witchcraft in their photography cause they hide all the nastiness and fatness with tricks like bending forward, or the arm casually crossed, or laying down in a specific position.

I'm on to them.

**Jedi69** · 02-04-21 21:28

Originally Posted by BestKiter [View Original Post]

Agree that Arizona is not what I was expecting!!

Very hard to find any hot and younger girls, let alone reliable!

I was expecting a lot better and almost gave up mongering.

If you are an HX member, this Puerrorrican cutie is available at a Trader Joe's near you in Phoenix. One stop meat shopping ha ha ha.

https://www.humaniplex.com/profiles/WetPuertoRicanxo