Massage Parlor Reports

**TheDrowned** · 02-05-21 13:27

I'm probably bending the rules of this forum a bit posting here in North VA but I had a craving for something other than AMP and decided to drive over the bridge to temple hills. It is just a merely 15 min from Alexandria so hopefully this counts. I met with a middle age busty ebony named Monica who met me at her workplace on St Barnabas. She told me to leave the donation on the table and get comfortable. She is thicc and greeted me wearing a green tube dress that had her giant assets just ready to burst out of it. She took my temperature and I washed up and undressed and laid on the table while she left the room.

She came back wearing nothing but leopard print undies and it was quite a sight to behold. I wasn't expecting the massage to be as good as it was but she gave a pretty good Swedish style massage that helped me relax. On the flip she let me touch those gorgeous DD titties and play with that big booty while she sensually teased junior and got him primed and ready for a cover. A wet and awesome CBJ soon followed. As this was my first session with her I didn't push for more and all things considered probably got more than I had initially bargained for anyway. I exploded in the cover and I left a happy camper. No negotiations about price is always welcome and I felt good leaving $.2 for all services rendered.

Monica is a sweetheart and I shall return again soon.

She told me she is very careful when it comes to new clients so trusted seniors are welcome to PM for her number.

Water forgets the names of the drowned.

**PixelsAndGrids** · 02-05-21 12:44

Originally Posted by Asphalt [View Original Post]

It's been a while since I mongered in NOVA but I'm venturing back into circulation here. With a mind to try somewhere reliable I drove to down Franconia Rd and stopped in at Bamboo in Springfield. It was mid-day but they were closed so I opted for a nearby place, Spirit Wellness. Very good massage for $60 but totally legit.

On another day I parked in the same lot as QQ2, which also has New Paradise Spa and another one whose name I can't remember. The recent QQ2 review didn't interest me and the other two were closed. Soooo, after a short drive over to Franconia Wellness I hopped up the stairs and rang the bell. Even though it was something like noon they had just opened. I had only been there once and that was about 2 years ago so msn wasn't familiar to me. She was small, very slender and had hair teased almost to a 'fro. She set me in the room and Anna came by soon after. I couldn't figure out her age but her legs were slender as was her butt. She had nice natural Cs and a rather stout but not overweight build. Anna is very attentive and can give a real massage but she spent a certain amount of time laying on me and teasing. After the flip the girls came out and we moved slowly to the point where it was clear BBFS was on offer. I don't go for that but I had a great time with her naked body in other ways. The damage was. 6 to enter and 1. 0 for Anna.

Could you elaborate on BBFS being possibly available? Previous posts have indicated otherwise. Of course YMMVY.

**BrunoB98** · 02-05-21 12:31

I agree with your statement, it's absurd to pay such a price and it does make it harder for others to negotiate. I was in contact with Lucy a few months ago on Tinder. Many believe she is young but she isn't even though she still is fit. Her real age is 54, at least that was was on her Tinder profile. So 3 bills for a MILF is definitely not worth it. Again, YMMV.

Originally Posted by Serpico99 [View Original Post]

200 plus the house fee to get with an older woman without any massage. And she rushed you out the door. There are better options out there. We all have some bad sessions so this isn't a critique. Just want to break down the cost vs services rendered. I get my best nuts with a good edging and always erupt like a volcano. Maybe some get their best nut with a woman like Lucy.

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**Nova907** · 02-05-21 12:30

Still have not pulled the trigger on getting a shave.

Just was curious how that works?

Are you laying down on the massage table on a towel? Standing in the shower? Does the hair just get wiped away to the floor?

Thinking of setting it up with Tara and then finishing with a massage since I have still have not seen her, but seems to be a good deal for the Alexandria area.

Tried setting up an appointment with Ronda yesterday, but she will be "out of town" for the next 2 weeks. Just a bit of helpful info to add to my post instead of just questions.

**BrunoB98** · 02-05-21 12:10

I'd say the girls in Greenbelt, PG are less greedy than the ones in NoVa and also friendlier. Some NoVa places are just rip-offs and prices totally out of proportion.

Originally Posted by Procrast333 [View Original Post]

I'm thinking of visiting Greenbelt but it would be the first time out of my area. In your learned opinions, what are some key differences between Greenbelt and NoVA?

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**GilBang** · 02-05-21 12:09

Originally Posted by WalkerC [View Original Post]

I don't think I have ever had an Indy ask this but I have had girls at AMPs ask. Say a girl at an AMP gives you FS but the spa management has strict no FS policy and she afraid they will find out.

I'll post on here saw Cindy at XYZ spa. Was great time, PM me for details.

Same here, never had an indy provider ask this, only AMP. I do agree on the way to report back on the forum for AMPs like this and use PM.

**Bacon Bread** · 02-05-21 12:01

Originally Posted by Procrast333 [View Original Post]

I'm thinking of visiting Greenbelt but it would be the first time out of my area. In your learned opinions, what are some key differences between Greenbelt and NoVA?

The main difference is the general availability of FS in Greenbelt. Have you checked the PG County massage thread here? Lots of good info on specific places, current favorite girls, etc.

**Procrast333** · 02-05-21 11:56

I'm thinking of visiting Greenbelt but it would be the first time out of my area. In your learned opinions, what are some key differences between Greenbelt and NoVA?

**CoolWays** · 02-05-21 11:53

Agreed totally, some must be flush with playtime $$ money to throw it around like some seem to do. For me if the place, lies about the age, location, or changes the rates after plans are set. I walk, of course I walk a lot with all the fake ads, photos and upcharges, but that's me.

Originally Posted by DoYouKnow [View Original Post]

I was not impressed with Lucy. The comments were accurate. You comes across a **** and I was not impressed at all. Walked out after she came in at 845 a. Sorry fellas but nope. So that helped me decision now to see Zina instead.

**DoYouKnow** · 02-05-21 10:18

Originally Posted by DoYouKnow [View Original Post]

I got Infamous Lucy to come super early for me in the morning to service me and I have another appt with Zina an hour later and debating. Hmmm do both or cancel which one. Need some expert from fellow mongers. Both are hard to get like this but they both know me well. Hmmmmmmm Damn. What would be the best choice.

I was not impressed with Lucy. The comments were accurate. You comes across a **** and I was not impressed at all. Walked out after she came in at 845 a. Sorry fellas but nope. So that helped me decision now to see Zina instead.

**DoYouKnow** · 02-04-21 21:43

Originally Posted by CoolWays [View Original Post]

I wouldn't waste time or money there, too hyped up, first they done tell you the sauna is out, and trust me the masks cover up a lot, not a D in the place, when I called I was told 2 girls working both in 20's, both had nice slender bodieshaor and make up looked great but when the mask comes off after you pay and in the middle of thing the secret is out, late 40's if they young, . 80+ 140 full but last time for me.

Yeah I figured this. Thanks for the counsel. Not a D in the whole place. Oh hell NO!

**CoolWays** · 02-04-21 21:43

Pardon my lack of more info, and the ad is gone but be forewarned, she advertises as 25, I think she must mistyped more like 52. Also will have you drive forever and never mention she requires a selfie in front of her building before allowed in. Which I refused. She also advertise a nuru for 220 for hour but when you arrive it magically increases to $260+ a tip. After 30 minutes of ghosting she says come on in, I walk in and realize 52 must be the new 25, didn't partake and was blasted for hours in text for wasting her time and costing her $$.

Sorry again but I was so pissed, I deleted the phone no. And messages. Once my little head and big head agreed and save me $$.

**DoYouKnow** · 02-04-21 21:42

I got Infamous Lucy to come super early for me in the morning to service me and I have another appt with Zina an hour later and debating. Hmmm do both or cancel which one. Need some expert from fellow mongers. Both are hard to get like this but they both know me well. Hmmmmmmm Damn. What would be the best choice.

**JohnnySalami** · 02-04-21 18:43

Understood, but I respectfully disagree. My voice definitely said FS. The bbj was good, but I don't think I'd drop an extra 2 bills on top of the house fee for that. But that's just my opinion.

Originally Posted by Start2 [View Original Post]

My read is if you had paid the BBJ rate instead of the FS rate you would have left happier.

Anyway, I never gave Erica a proper review last time. Originally I had planned on seeing Lucy. It's been a while since I've had a level 9 BBJ. Market Rates usually delivers what I call "The Float". That is, your member is "in" but the effort is seriously lacking. Lucy was busy and I was introduced to the more attractive Erica. I considered coming back another day but since she was more attractive I decided to take one for the team. Things went fine, no red flags, but also easy positive flags slipped. I considered rolling over for "Just a massage" to cut my losses. No red flags just easy positive flags slipped. Finally the moment of truth arrived do I "roll over" or pay the BBJ rate.

After that decision, my memory get hazy. The session took off like a Jupiter Rocket. Earth became a tiny spec in the background. I'm not sure if I recommend paying for a upgrade, she did or both of us. My session ended almost GFE. Sadly, Erica is on "Vacation" now.

Your voice said BBJ. Your money said FS. Once upon a time, back in the DC days, I paid a provider the FS rate and let her take the lead. I thought she was warming up with a HJ, she thought she could end the session with a HJ. Words were exchanged and I got FS. If you were happy with Lucy's BBJ last time then next time just pay for a BBJ.

**CoolWays** · 02-04-21 18:29

I wouldn't waste time or money there, too hyped up, first they done tell you the sauna is out, and trust me the masks cover up a lot, not a D in the place, when I called I was told 2 girls working both in 20's, both had nice slender bodieshaor and make up looked great but when the mask comes off after you pay and in the middle of thing the secret is out, late 40's if they young, . 80+ 140 full but last time for me.

Originally Posted by DoYouKnow [View Original Post]

Been there 1 time before and had a great time but didn't hit the home run. Seeing so much advertisements for them, but don't want to waste the time of driving if its a dud. Prefer a busty at least D.