Massage Parlor Reports

[Schmatz]

I'm sure I can't be the only one whose been asked not to post any online reviews from a provider. My last two providers specifically asked me. So.

Both excellent. One, a new ATF! But the experiences shall only live in my memories. Sorry mah dudes.

[JackRyan1]

FS? And what was the damage? Sounds great, am thinking about visiting.

In Dumfries?

[TwitchJohnson]

Hit up Oasis over lunch. Drew Schawman or name similar mid 20's, fantastic natural D's exceptional ass. Wonderful table shower all parts cleaned well. Fantastic natural D's and smooth kitty. Everything covered, good time. Mama son stated she has four sweeties available and wanted me to return.

Which Oasis?

Oasis is a pretty common name amongst the AMPs so some clarity about location would be appreciated.

[FacelessBoy]

Hit up Oasis over lunch. Drew Schawman or name similar mid 20's, fantastic natural D's exceptional ass. Wonderful table shower all parts cleaned well. Fantastic natural D's and smooth kitty. Everything covered, good time. Mama son stated she has four sweeties available and wanted me to return.

FS? And what was the damage? Sounds great, am thinking about visiting.

[Dunnit]

Read a report here of big ted Kiki at 502 Maple so called to make sure she was there and made a 1 h appointment. I don't know what name they are going by, but the entrance is downstairs at the Nutley side of the building. Two door entrance, just avoided a dude on the way out as I walked up. Saw a a couple of young girls and MMS who was a little older but seems to be carrying a pair of big guns too.

Kiki took me to the room and asked if I had been there before (said "yes" of course, but this was my first time). No shower offered. Kiki was dressed casually in a baggy T-shirt so I couldn't tell what was underneath. Room was pretty dark too. I got undressed and on the table. She came back and covered me with a towel and started a good massage, worked all over my back, arms and legs. Pre-flip there was a good amount of teasing. She took the towel away and went to work on my ass and between my legs. On the flip, she made the universal hand sign and went to work. She pulled up her T-shirt and popped her boobs over her bra, but didn't take it off. She has big boobs and nice nipples which I played with while she NoVa'd me. I didn't push for any more and we were both masked the whole time. I shot into the air. She cleaned me up and I left happy. Would see her again. .6 house, .4 Kiki. If the link doesn't work, it is the BP ad which simply says "Vienna" in the title.

https://nova.bedpage.com/Therapeutic...a/9806490.html

[Adam2238]

Hit up Smooth water spa in fairfax, got Kiki. Young maybe early 30's, no ass at all but a nice set of C Tits. 50 for hh, massage was decent nothing special. Not too much teasing. Flip and I pulled her tits out, HJ for 60 and left happy.

[WillyHost]

Hit up Oasis over lunch. Drew Schawman or name similar mid 20's, fantastic natural D's exceptional ass. Wonderful table shower all parts cleaned well. Fantastic natural D's and smooth kitty. Everything covered, good time. Mama son stated she has four sweeties available and wanted me to return.

[Creeping]

But I respect it as the stream respects the flow of water.

Do we just refer to you as waterboy? LOL.

[DexLuv1259]

She has gone legit and has a massage business in Fort Meyers, Florida. Advertises using her real name, so I suspect it is a totally therapeutic operation.

Thanks everyone for the intel. I'll be in NOVA / DC / Balitmore in the very near future. Does anyone have suggestions for a Lisa-like massage provider?

Thanks.

Dl1259.

[Olgnome]

I used to see her. Great massage. After awhile, got NOVA Plus. She was a nice lady. Had some good conversations.

She has gone legit and has a massage business in Fort Meyers, Florida. Advertises using her real name, so I suspect it is a totally therapeutic operation.

[TheDrowned]

Correct, I actually did BBFS 5 + 1. 2, never saw her again.

And at least she's up front about it. I once got quoted 4 $ for FS. I said is there any way you'd offer me a discount? Her reply was "that is the discount" I Laughed and declined but that was also her point. She doesn't want to give F / S but will offer it if you're willing to pay her bluff. I never did. But I respect it as the stream respects the flow of water.

[WalkerC]

Linda dyed her hair. Erica at Best went on "vacation".

I did not care for her hair. Also, maybe my imagination, but looks like she gained a few pounds. There was also something off about her, was not her normal happy self, maybe she just had a bad day.

[SwiftChariot]

I think SwiftChariot meant that he won't talk about her f / s price, and I think the reason is because it is very high. Or it was, at least when I saw her. She quoted me 2 bills just for a bbj on top of her massage fee of 1. 2. And it was a staggering 5 bills total, so 3. 8 on top of her fee, for f / s. She has a fantastic natural rack but there is absolutely no way I was forking over that much unless its a pornstar or a 10/10. She is neither. I would rate her 6. 5/10 body and 5. 5/10 face.

Correct, I actually did BBFS 5 + 1. 2, never saw her again.

[SexyD]

I used to see her. Great massage. After awhile, got NOVA Plus. She was a nice lady. Had some good conversations.

Lisa, from Nepal, moved on.

She adopted a child and retired soon after. Gave a great deep tissue massage with a view and a standard nova. 10 years ago she was one of three ladies in the Tysons / Vienna area that were all favorites. A Vietnamese lady Kathy, also moved on to a nail salon and Wendy, a Chinese woman, Wendy (I believe), also retired after getting married.

[Tapas]

Hello. Several years ago a lady going by the name Lisa had a massage table located in Vienna near the intersection of Beulah Road and Maple Ave on the second floor--those of you who know her will know the building I'm talking about. Any way, it has been a while since I was there and I'm wondering if anyone knows anything about her. She was of Asian decent, may 5' tall, great body, fantastic skills, and well worth the price and visit. I'd greatly appreciate any info on her. Is she still in the business? If so, where is she? Thanks everyone!

Dl1259.

Lisa, from Nepal, moved on.

She adopted a child and retired soon after. Gave a great deep tissue massage with a view and a standard nova. 10 years ago she was one of three ladies in the Tysons / Vienna area that were all favorites. A Vietnamese lady Kathy, also moved on to a nail salon and Wendy, a Chinese woman, Wendy (I believe), also retired after getting married.