Humaniplex

[Bad Influence]

I saw this young blonde and she does resemble her pictures but may have added some lbs. I thought I read an earlier review that she wears her cap during the session (confirmed) which I thought was weird. She is your standard GFE (dfk, BBBJ, dart, etc). She is young and is good at her service. I would recommend at least once. Interesting that she does talk a lot. She even mentioned how she ran track in her prior life. She also likes to drink but I couldn't tell if she was drunk.

Yeah, she was wearing the cap when I saw her too. I tried to take it off but she was pretty adamant. No biggie. She's chatty as fuck, but that doesn't bother me as long as it's not a way to avoid service.

[James D 2004]

I saw this young blonde and she does resemble her pictures but may have added some lbs. I thought I read an earlier review that she wears her cap during the session (confirmed) which I thought was weird. She is your standard GFE (dfk, BBBJ, dart, etc). She is young and is good at her service. I would recommend at least once. Interesting that she does talk a lot. She even mentioned how she ran track in her prior life. She also likes to drink but I couldn't tell if she was drunk.

Oh, I always think that her pics are a bit odd. But it's fair that she has exactly a handful of pictures with a cap on. I would blame myself for ignoring those.

Typically, you don't want to see her without a cap on for whatever reason.

I can think of a few. Thinning hair. When a Japanese MILF was sucking my nipples, I can see that her hair was implanted, neatly arranged in a dense grid. Hair extension. With a cap covering her head, she is freer to use extra means to secure her extensions.

[BangTango]

I saw this young blonde and she does resemble her pictures but may have added some lbs. I thought I read an earlier review that she wears her cap during the session (confirmed) which I thought was weird. She is your standard GFE (dfk, BBBJ, dart, etc). She is young and is good at her service. I would recommend it at least once. Interesting that she does talk a lot. She even mentioned how she ran track in her prior life. She also likes to drink but I couldn't tell if she was drunk.

Sometimes done to hide a wig or a bad wig I should say. I suppose if you are the self-conscious type and have had a string of what would amount to too many consecutive bad hair days. You know like when you rarely bath that kind of bad hair days but you think it's not due to being filthy and refuse to waste your time on this so you don a ballcap so no one will know.

I mean doesn't everyone fuck with a ball cap on now and then. A little levity at work there. And or lastly could be chemo or to a litany of health issues her hair is fried same her brain evidently who in their right mind believes this is easy to play off in this situation I like my ladies to look the same and to have a ballcap I guessing or hat on is god damn ridicolous I think. To say nothing about what is on her head and or why is what's wrong thisfucking hobby and those who accept this bullshit in my opinion which I guess you are asking for although not directly. Mental illness is my last thought and where I would wager for this bet. I guess as a possible reason I would think mental illness would fit and explain most or all of why a sane person would not act in a similar manner. That's too bad I guess what can anyone do maybe had you done the unthinkable and said something like. WTF is on your head and why?

It took a little effort on my part to speculate on the above and am left with 2 things first is I cannot think of a good reason that this provider would do this and that any sane person would anticipate being asked. This wil certaily not go unnoticed and likely not uninquired about by you. Evidently it did which I think is a riot. The second is thanks for taking a grenade so won't have to. Not laughing with you brother but at the fact that you would not even ask WTF lid was about? 2nd point is unless she is Robbing banks on the side can you think why anyone in a sane person of sound mind would think this is par for the course? And so much so as to not even address this with you as just common courtesy. In a hope of pre-emting the almost certain blow back of any man with a spine?

Funny thing while writing this tounge in cheek I stated to get pissed off and after this line is why.

Sorry not sorry it's stuff like this at best is making this Hobby more difficult for us and easier for them to justy the constant over promising and under delivering and the what is a ridiculous over valuation of this hobby and their work. With zero accountability and even less customer service the norm is consequent overpayment of these Providers. Look its not easy I get that and cut Providers a ton of slack.

Certainly we can agree that people and some Providers are not cut out for this career, job or stint. Lets blow them out not give them comfort. Even on a Macro level this is important to not make it easier on these types to continue to fleece or get over on the Hobbiest like you and me. Meaning even if as small a detail as asking this woman what is with the hat, maybe to take it off or demand a discount it all adds up. And the agggragate is what we have today which I think sucks too many times for Hobbiest. At worse it's ruining this Hobby and only emboldining rip offs and crews of ripoffs to fill any vacuums left and those lone wolf independents that I used to like best and in between types to look first at how to take advantage of a Hobbiest and with the help the internet ability to cahnge handles and gain BS reviews on a dime its only predictable to pay more get less and it will just get worse. Why would a Provider do anything else because the phone keeps ringing with Hobbiest like this guy OP. I know perhaps this is a little heavy handed and perhaps OP has caught me on a bad day and for this if true I apologize but only for the timing not the message. Is it just me or is it every more difficult to find a Provider that takes any pride in what they do, appriciates the hand that feeds and most importntly knows their place in this ecosystem below Hobbiest?

Providers usually don't have either the skilset or even desire to make a fraction of what the ask is. In what world does this biz model work? It is Providers that absolutely need efiing Hobbiest and the NOT other way around! I think it would help if more of us acted like it.

[FunOrFunner]

I saw this young blonde and she does resemble her pictures but may have added some lbs. I thought I read an earlier review that she wears her cap during the session (confirmed) which I thought was weird. She is your standard GFE (dfk, BBBJ, dart, etc). She is young and is good at her service. I would recommend at least once. Interesting that she does talk a lot. She even mentioned how she ran track in her prior life. She also likes to drink but I couldn't tell if she was drunk.

[BJojo]

Every girl does that just like AlexisSweet69. She look way older than those damn photoshop pics she keep posting and way thicker as well!

If you "white knights" defend her looks and says she looks young you're pathetic!

Wow. It must be tough for a girl to age out in this business! Because younger pretty ones come on the board on a daily.

Basis.

[Dakegg]

Green eyes, blond, very beautiful, 9/10 looks & body.

Great BBBJ skills, I loved how she kept eye contact with me. My knees started to get weak and I was about to burst when she looked up at me and said "condom now".

Mish, cg, then back to BBBJ cim.

$$ / hhr, I went over, but she didn't seem to mind.

Repeat? Definitely.

Thanks for the report glad to see guys here like the pretty ones and not the worn down piggies.

[HapaBoy86]

I saw KittenJ about 2 weeks ago. She is a pornstar that goes by the name, Kitty Jaguar. I don't see non k-girls often so I decided to try something new and hit her up. $$$ for 1 hr plus $. 50 extra for Greek. Extra. 60 for CIM and COF. Met up at a decent 3 star hotel incall. First glance I noticed she was about 5'7 or 5'8, small tits probably A cup and nice ass but smaller than the pics and videos. She was tipsy / drunk, sipping on some wine and had a lot of toys out on the table. I am usually skeptical about providers who drink but she was really chill. She has DFK on the menu but I can tell she really doesn't like it, we did some pecks but she kept trying to move her head and not touch lips. No problem for me because I was there for the Greek and pornstar head. BBBJ was very good with lots of DT and BLS. Not the biggest guy but when I put on the rubber and went for CFS, I noticed she was kinda loose. Not a sausage thrown down a hallway loose but more like a sweater that is one size up. Went from CG to mish and then she asked if I wanted to do Greek. I went in doggy and it was tight. I blew in bag and talked for a little after. Round 2, she went all BBBJ and went crazy and let me CIM without extra charge. Kept sucking after I came and I felt my soul leaving my body. After, I cleaned up and off I went. Overall I would give her a 7/10. I think if you see her while she is drinking you can probably get CIM for free like I did.

Thanks for the report.

Got to say that tattoo smack dab around her butthole looks nice! Almost like a bullseye sign!

[Ksujira]

I saw KittenJ about 2 weeks ago. She is a pornstar that goes by the name, Kitty Jaguar.

How old do you think are pics compared to how she looks now?

[HoeWhisperer]

I saw KittenJ about 2 weeks ago. She is a pornstar that goes by the name, Kitty Jaguar. I don't see non k-girls often so I decided to try something new and hit her up. $$$ for 1 hr plus $. 50 extra for Greek. Extra. 60 for CIM and COF. Met up at a decent 3 star hotel incall. First glance I noticed she was about 5'7 or 5'8, small tits probably A cup and nice ass but smaller than the pics and videos. She was tipsy / drunk, sipping on some wine and had a lot of toys out on the table. I am usually skeptical about providers who drink but she was really chill. She has DFK on the menu but I can tell she really doesn't like it, we did some pecks but she kept trying to move her head and not touch lips. No problem for me because I was there for the Greek and pornstar head. BBBJ was very good with lots of DT and BLS. Not the biggest guy but when I put on the rubber and went for CFS, I noticed she was kinda loose. Not a sausage thrown down a hallway loose but more like a sweater that is one size up. Went from CG to mish and then she asked if I wanted to do Greek. I went in doggy and it was tight. I blew in bag and talked for a little after. Round 2, she went all BBBJ and went crazy and let me CIM without extra charge. Kept sucking after I came and I felt my soul leaving my body. After, I cleaned up and off I went. Overall I would give her a 7/10. I think if you see her while she is drinking you can probably get CIM for free like I did.

I concur I also saw her on what I believe was her first weekend on HX. She was very cautious, same thing for me no real kissing. Her ass definitely looks bigger on video but when she bends over it's perfect. She is not afraid to swallow a load. I've also never pounded a chicks ass as hard as she let me. She's truly a Greek pro. She's pricey at 5 bills for all three holes and a nut down her throat but worth it as a one time treat. Awesome personality also makes the cost hurt a little less.

[BoredPig]

Green eyes, blond, very beautiful, 9/10 looks & body.

Great BBBJ skills, I loved how she kept eye contact with me. My knees started to get weak and I was about to burst when she looked up at me and said "condom now".

Mish, cg, then back to BBBJ cim.

$$ / hhr, I went over, but she didn't seem to mind.

Repeat? Definitely.

[Tenno1337]

I saw KittenJ about 2 weeks ago. She is a pornstar that goes by the name, Kitty Jaguar. I don't see non k-girls often so I decided to try something new and hit her up. $$$ for 1 hr plus $. 50 extra for Greek. Extra. 60 for CIM and COF. Met up at a decent 3 star hotel incall. First glance I noticed she was about 5'7 or 5'8, small tits probably A cup and nice ass but smaller than the pics and videos. She was tipsy / drunk, sipping on some wine and had a lot of toys out on the table. I am usually skeptical about providers who drink but she was really chill. She has DFK on the menu but I can tell she really doesn't like it, we did some pecks but she kept trying to move her head and not touch lips. No problem for me because I was there for the Greek and pornstar head. BBBJ was very good with lots of DT and BLS. Not the biggest guy but when I put on the rubber and went for CFS, I noticed she was kinda loose. Not a sausage thrown down a hallway loose but more like a sweater that is one size up. Went from CG to mish and then she asked if I wanted to do Greek. I went in doggy and it was tight. I blew in bag and talked for a little after. Round 2, she went all BBBJ and went crazy and let me CIM without extra charge. Kept sucking after I came and I felt my soul leaving my body. After, I cleaned up and off I went. Overall I would give her a 7/10. I think if you see her while she is drinking you can probably get CIM for free like I did.

[WildMan007]

Every girl does that just like AlexisSweet69. She look way older than those damn photoshop pics she keep posting and way thicker as well!

If you "white knights" defend her looks and says she looks young you're pathetic!

Those pictures must be at least 10 years old. These days making less money and getting older, of course she develops an attitude.

Back in the hey day she was 100-105 lbs. At the most and had nice pussy lips down there.

[HapaBoy86]

I agree. She has lots of mileage. Her pics look much younger than her.

Every girl does that just like AlexisSweet69. She look way older than those damn photoshop pics she keep posting and way thicker as well!

If you "white knights" defend her looks and says she looks young you're pathetic!

[BJojo]

Didn't she raise her entrance fee also and she has attitude!

I agree. She has lots of mileage. Her pics look much younger than her.

[Novi15]

Recently learned that she has a HX account aside from the PD account I used to see her, so I thought I'd put my review of her here too since she barely has any feedback in this forum. This was back in March, so I have no idea if she's changed at all, but may as well share something. I do want to see her again at some point.

https://www.humaniplex.com/profiles/pocketsizedevie

That sounds absolutely horrible. No BJ at all? I've seen her ads a bunch of times. There are other providers out there that'll actually give you an experience. Good to know it's not the girl in the photos. I'm going to pass. Thanks!