Massage Parlor Reports

**TwitchJohnson** · 01-01-21 21:14

Been recently been wanting to take another chance with a NOVA KAMP, especially after the recent reviews of Lucy / Best Chantilly.

I've been frequenting Greenbelt AMPs because I overall felt like they had a higher quality of providers (I'm big on a shapely body), not to mention the 0. 7 house fee compared to the traditional 0. 8 house fee for KAMP that offer TS. Not just that but with NOVA AMPs I've had a lack of memorable experiences, whereas Greenbelt has had me leaving with a smile on my face a high percentage of the time. But the 1 hr+ round trip in addition to the usual 1 hour of 1-on-1 time with the provider makes it hard to step away from home without a legitimate "2+ hour time commitment" excuse.

Was wondering what ya'lls opinions were of Best Chantilly for those that have tried both Best and Greenbelt AMPs. My next KAMP visit may be my last for a while so want to make it worth it before my hibernation period.

Willing to trade info about star Greenbelt AMPs and dud NOVA AMPs that I've experienced.

Much thanks. Twitch.

**XxWhole** · 01-01-21 21:09

Leah is the only one I tried so far. Any recent intel on the remaining girls would be appreciated.

**GilBang** · 01-01-21 21:06

Originally Posted by TomMcAn [View Original Post]

That's an interesting idea. However, would a fake LinkedIn persona hold up under the scrutiny? In addition, what if one's spouse / SO or employer discovers it? I'm not sure it would be worth the cost.

To each his own. As for me, if a provider wants my LinkedIn profile or other personal identifying information for screening purposes, I'm moving on.

I also find this idea interesting, but the time effort in creating it may be a bit much for me. Depending on the area you reside / work in, those "connections" may easily end up tracing back to actual people you know / work with. As you said, if a provider wants PII, I simply move on. I'll only go as far as providing other providers as references.

**Tom McAn** · 01-01-21 14:11

Originally Posted by HappyGuy2 [View Original Post]

Thanks for the good ideas.

Obviously will take a little work and a bunch of time to create a LinkedIn fake persona.

But might be worth it in the long run for some joy.

HG2.

That's an interesting idea. However, would a fake LinkedIn persona hold up under the scrutiny? In addition, what if one's spouse / SO or employer discovers it? I'm not sure it would be worth the cost.

To each his own. As for me, if a provider wants my LinkedIn profile or other personal identifying information for screening purposes, I'm moving on.

**FloorHump422** · 01-01-21 12:50

Originally Posted by SuzhiLang [View Original Post]

I contacted Jane for a visit, but it looks like she is in a move now looking for new office. So I will have to wait until she is available.

That's good to hear. The lack of privacy from her second place threw me off as you could see into it from the hallway, which was especially uncomfortable as you walked to and from the bathroom.

**PilotAviator** · 01-01-21 10:13

My "last massage" of 2020 was a lot like "that particularly bad year" -- disappointing and masked.

My ATF was already busy, so a "new girl" (at least new to me) provided a deep (too much pointed-elbow) massage. The ending was not inspired (not bad, just disappointing).

Future visits would likely be better (she was a nice lady), but I have already decided to make appointment with my ATF.

(I am not "calling out" the location since it remains clean, friendly, etc. - I think this "lackluster" appointment may have been a matter of lack of experience / familiarity between client and massage technician).

That "particularly bad year" (2020) is now in the rear-view mirror.

May 2021 "be a better one" for all the very nice Ladies and MMSs (and brother / sister mongers).

I look forward to my "first massage" of the year.

Always be nice to the ladies.

PA.

**Dunnit** · 01-01-21 09:55

Originally Posted by SuzhiLang [View Original Post]

Nice review! Thai providers have been very stable, and you always get the standard service from the expected women. When I said expected, it doesn't mean the woman in the ad pic. Actually, most if not all pic in bedpage ad are not accurate. At best, the pic representative the race of the providers, but it is always heavy touched / fixed to make them looks 20 years younger. If the ad pic appear to be a 30 years old girl, you can expected to be greeted by a 50 year old woman when you arrive.

Although the pic are not accurate, what I said by no means to discredit their efforts and services. Thai providers deliver what they offer: a standard massage and release. I paid a visit to Nikki pre covid mainly because of her famous hall of frame tits. The tits are in fact huge. But what I don't like is the aged effect, which make them saggy and not fun to play with. I went with the full expectations of tits fun, but I ended up only touching it for less than a minute because it is so saggy that feel like belly.

Apple's picture looks young, but is there a accurate representation of her age and are the tits peaky?

Apple is probably in her 20's with perky tits IMO considering how big they are. Frankie's review compared her to Codi Vore, the Score model, and I agree with that.

**Happy Guy 2** · 01-01-21 00:26

Originally Posted by JmSuttr [View Original Post]

I recently had a discussion with a monger who reported success setting up and using a fake LinkedIn account for provider verification purposes. I haven't personally tried it but, in case anyone's interested, here's the link to that thread:

http://www.usasexguide.nl/forum/show...85#post5121285

Thanks for the good ideas.

Obviously will take a little work and a bunch of time to create a LinkedIn fake persona.

But might be worth it in the long run for some joy.

HG2.

**RockSwithSalt** · 12-31-20 19:43

Originally Posted by Vamonger [View Original Post]

Stopped in Sunday and was greeted by YoYo, probably 40 ish provider, a little chubby but friendly. Her best assets are a pair of C+/ D- sweater puppies. Thorough TS and off to a medium to light massage. Accepted the NOVA standard which was average but based on the conversation more is available with her. The pups readily made an appearance. Left relaxed and tipped. 40. VAM.

YoYo, at least that was what she said and matches your puppies description, made an appearance at Herndon Therapy today. Naked NOVA and lots of roaming with FIP. Award for best acting with body shaking. Got the job done and left happy.

Of note, I planned to go to Pine Street, called ahead asked if available said I'd be there in 10 and got the green light, got there and turned away at the door "too busy right now" While I was at Herndon Therapy at least 4 door bells in the hour I was there, not the best afternoon to venture out.

**Arty33** · 12-31-20 18:59

Originally Posted by LoveTheCurves [View Original Post]

I noticed that Isabelle is back on the schedule at BG. Has anyone seen her? If so, please PM with details or reply to this post.

She has a nice soft curvy body type, but her menu is very limited unfortunately, so not worth it. No kissing, bottom stays on, and no touching down there. Girls at BG has become prissy of late, there was another girl last year who said no kissing anywhere on the body because she is allergic to saliva! It has gone down. I would stick to Eden, $20 cheaper and hotter girls these days, with almost same service. BG of course was great in the past, but all the new comers have been pretty bad.

**MrSunnyHills** · 12-31-20 18:12

In person Apple looked younger to me than Nikki. But her tits are not perky. They are large and fine for me, but a little saggy. I find her personality nice and bubblier than Nikki. But as has been written, she tends to be erratic with time, etc.

Originally Posted by SuzhiLang [View Original Post]

Nice review! Thai providers have been very stable, and you always get the standard service from the expected women. When I said expected, it doesn't mean the woman in the ad pic. Actually, most if not all pic in bedpage ad are not accurate. At best, the pic representative the race of the providers, but it is always heavy touched / fixed to make them looks 20 years younger. If the ad pic appear to be a 30 years old girl, you can expected to be greeted by a 50 year old woman when you arrive.

Although the pic are not accurate, what I said by no means to discredit their efforts and services. Thai providers deliver what they offer: a standard massage and release. I paid a visit to Nikki pre covid mainly because of her famous hall of frame tits. The tits are in fact huge. But what I don't like is the aged effect, which make them saggy and not fun to play with. I went with the full expectations of tits fun, but I ended up only touching it for less than a minute because it is so saggy that feel like belly.

Apple's picture looks young, but is there a accurate representation of her age and are the tits peaky?

**Start2** · 12-31-20 17:46

Originally Posted by FloorHump422 [View Original Post]

That's crazy, I'll usually tip $. 2 - $. 4 for FS so a Benjamin seems fair to me for what you received.

Yes and No. I value providers that Trust me enough to skip the negotiations. Normally we have to Negotiate, and sometimes that can take so long, that it kills the mood. Who likes the hard sell? However the original posted was short on funds.

**Arty33** · 12-31-20 12:24

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**SuzhiLang** · 12-31-20 12:14

Originally Posted by Hurtu [View Original Post]

Thank you! I ended up seeing Rada. Cute, thin, but also limited extras and the prices were outlandish. I am pausing on the hobby for two weeks and going to Tijuana and staying at Hong Kong as long as restrictions in San Diego do not get out of control.

Bros,

I missed TJ and HK. People live are San Diego is lucky to have a close place that offer such talent at an affordable price. For us NoVo folks, it costs extra not just the travel expense, and 5-hour flight is also difficult to bear.

**SuzhiLang** · 12-31-20 11:42

Originally Posted by Lucretius [View Original Post]

I re-read posts 16832 and 16833. I thought they had said that she had backed off of giving HJs, but I see that my memory was inaccurate. They say she has moved, and it was not clear if she is still giving massages.

So I'd suggest giving her a call and see. She did provide an excellent massage with similarly excellent cock handling. She is just terribly standoffish.

I contacted Jane for a visit, but it looks like she is in a move now looking for new office. So I will have to wait until she is available.