Massage Parlor Reports

**BigAssWorm111** · 12-27-20 21:21

Well. Had a dream last night, it was late. Seen Emma for the first time, not as young as stated before, more like late 30-early 40's. Decent bolt ons, hard, meh massage, pretty lame HJ finish. She was cool and nice, but I don't think I'd go back. It was at a hotel in novi. $100 hhr 24/7.

Have fun stay safe.

**Averily** · 12-27-20 21:01

I like her. Sure she's on the high end for price and doesn't do much but she is sweet and fun to be with. That works for me and clearly not for you. She also is very responsive and drama free. I have never had a problem scheduling with her. If you're having trouble getting in touch with her, that's probably a sign she doesn't want to see you.

Originally Posted by YoungBuck7 [View Original Post]

Naw she's not worth putting in time with, she doesn't do massages full time and she's only charging that price because they're idiots who will pay it and she sees other providers charging the same. Nice tits are not worth $150 for a grope IMO she lies about her location as well, she claims to be in hazel park but has a apartment (that's not hers) and is only available from lole 12-5 and that's if you can get ahold of her.

**BramStroker** · 12-27-20 17:56

I had the same experience very recently except for I was never asked about shower (ever). Not that it matters.

What takes me back there is the same thing everyone can appreciate. The slightly upscale experience with the nicer rooms.

Tiffany seems to be the only one around, and if it's the other older provider that was discussed here months ago, she's no good. I think they got a new one but I could be wrong.

The last time I went, I would have only gone back only for for Jenny but agreed to go in a pinch with Tiffany and regretted it.

Originally Posted by LostInDetroit [View Original Post]

So as some of you seniors might know, I'm not the biggest fan of Tiffany (just from the standpoint that her service is subpar and she's very impersonal in terms of her interaction with you). But I thought to myself, what the hell I'll try her again one more time to see if things get better. TL; DR for anyone that doesn't want to continue reading past this point; it didn't and I honestly doubt I'll see her again.

Long version: Called about 30 minutes prior to arrival to see if I could sneak in an appointment. As luck would have it, Tiff was the only provider there and it must have been a slow day so I was able to snag a last minute appointment. Got there and she was all business. Asked me if I needed to shower, I said no (she must have thought I was going for FS), paid for the hr up front and got naked on the table with my mask on (COVID is still a thing everyone). Waited (and I assure you no exaggeration here) for 30 MINUTES after paying her before she came in the room. I don't know what was taking her so long to get ready but WTF. This already put me in a sour mood because I only had a certain amount of time on my lunch break and really didn't want to stay there longer than I needed. Continuing on, she brought out the usual hot stones and started used those, however (and I don't know if she was doing this because of COVID) but she was massaging me with latex gloves on which felt scratchy on my skin. The furthest thing from relaxing OR arousing.

On the flip, she asked what I wanted and I mentioned that I wanted a BS / HE combo. She quoted me $ and I agreed to the rate. While the BS was LITERALLY 1 minute long, the only addition is that I was able to get a little FOV action while she sat on me RCG and tugging away with 2 hands for the HE (which she is a total pro at). So I got to play with her butt, her bolt ons (which are still very nice) before I blew. After the big finish, she quickly cleaned me up, said her usual "Please come back and see me soon" line and she was out the door faster than you could say "thank you and happy holidays".

Long story short, I think that will be the last time I see Tiff again and I think I am going to swear off Saigon until there's a better lady that shows up and is there regularly on the weekdays.

Also for those of you wondering, I can confirm from Tiff's mouth herself that Jenny only works the weekends and books up QUICK. Good luck out there and stay safe!

**BramStroker** · 12-27-20 17:51

I've seen Sarah mentioned here a lot.

Could someone give me her contact details or link?

PM is fine too. Thank you.

Originally Posted by GolDark [View Original Post]

Saw her a while back and finally have some time during the holidays to post about my experience.

I heard all the reports of her being legendary and a "once in a generation" provider, so is the hype all worth it?

Comms were good and finally settled on a time / date that worked for us both. It's an apartment in Waterford, nice safe area, but apparently with families / neighbors around so discretion is necessary.

I think what makes Sarah legendary is she's charming / personable and easy to talk to. If you're a "normal" guy (not douchey or creepy) you'll get along great and I enjoyed the banter back and forth. She's pretty and stays in good shape.

Service is consistent with the other reports. If you enjoy rimming, then this is what separates Sarah from everyone else. It seems she genuinely enjoys it and a good portion of the date was spent doing this. Massage and stretches hit the spot too and finished the session with BBBJ and covered FS. Not a clock watcher at all and treats you like a person instead of a means for cash.

Would definitely repeat. I admit, I don't know what I was expecting with all the hype. I've traveled quite a bit pre-Covid and on a national / international level, there are better providers, but for Michigan, you won't find better unless you develop a personal relationship with a provider.

**Stache27** · 12-27-20 17:43

So this is actually my first review from a first timer within the last month. Didn't want to go to an AMP for my first and a month ago someone mentioned Amy in Macomb. I was going to be in the area so why not. Really wanted a massage breeze sesh but she ghosted me after I mentioned my age in the 20's to no response as well as no responses from Natasha in novi. Booked a 90 min massage bc I fr needed a massage as well but I originally had an hr which was $80 (she was cool with it and let it slide). Lives in a trailer park, but she's a short, decent looking lady in her 40's with some D sized bolt ons. Got in my bday suit and the massage began. Massage was actually legit. Very talkative which was ok, but on the flip she stated she only does a basic HE for $50. Was bummed but I at least could play with them melons. Might go back if I don't like what I see from other providers.

**MongerMan313** · 12-27-20 17:13

Originally Posted by LostInDetroit [View Original Post]

So as some of you seniors might know, I'm not the biggest fan of Tiffany (just from the standpoint that her service is subpar and she's very impersonal in terms of her interaction with you). But I thought to myself, what the hell I'll try her again one more time to see if things get better. TL; DR for anyone that doesn't want to continue reading past this point; it didn't and I honestly doubt I'll see her again.

Long version: Called about 30 minutes prior to arrival to see if I could sneak in an appointment. As luck would have it, Tiff was the only provider there and it must have been a slow day so I was able to snag a last minute appointment. Got there and she was all business. Asked me if I needed to shower, I said no (she must have thought I was going for FS), paid for the hr up front and got naked on the table with my mask on (COVID is still a thing everyone). Waited (and I assure you no exaggeration here) for 30 MINUTES after paying her before she came in the room. I don't know what was taking her so long to get ready but WTF. This already put me in a sour mood because I only had a certain amount of time on my lunch break and really didn't want to stay there longer than I needed. Continuing on, she brought out the usual hot stones and started used those, however (and I don't know if she was doing this because of COVID) but she was massaging me with latex gloves on which felt scratchy on my skin. The furthest thing from relaxing OR arousing.

On the flip, she asked what I wanted and I mentioned that I wanted a BS / HE combo. She quoted me $ and I agreed to the rate. While the BS was LITERALLY 1 minute long, the only addition is that I was able to get a little FOV action while she sat on me RCG and tugging away with 2 hands for the HE (which she is a total pro at). So I got to play with her butt, her bolt ons (which are still very nice) before I blew. After the big finish, she quickly cleaned me up, said her usual "Please come back and see me soon" line and she was out the door faster than you could say "thank you and happy holidays".

Long story short, I think that will be the last time I see Tiff again and I think I am going to swear off Saigon until there's a better lady that shows up and is there regularly on the weekdays.

Also for those of you wondering, I can confirm from Tiff's mouth herself that Jenny only works the weekends and books up QUICK. Good luck out there and stay safe!

Tiffany is definitely hit or miss with me. I usually go FS so I'm sure she's happy to take my money. Rates seem to differ every single time (from $250 to $300) and so does service quality, depending on her mood. Sometimes it's great, and she'll let me get away with a little bit more than usual. Other times, she's tired / lazy and doesn't want to switch positions up too much. I find that service quality improves if it's been a while since I've seen her, otherwise it's just taken for granted that I come regularly. One thing is for sure, if you care about value, FS with her is definitely not when you're looking for. $300 in NYC will get you a solid 9 with GFE / BBFS with a full hour. I've only gotten to try Celine / Yuki before she left and Ashley from GR when she was in town. Will have to book Jenny one of these days.

**The New World** · 12-27-20 16:43

I do all I can to stand my ground in keeping currency active. But I / we are going to loose this was, I believe by the end of this decade currency will be gone. Government wants to eliminate currency so they can tax every transaction. Banks want to eliminate currency so banks have control of all of our money. A transaction just transfers bank to bank without currency. A bank can't control what is in your pocket.

Anyway. Most of us make larger than "normal" cash withdrawals every week. Hmmmmm.

Justifying an $80 massage on a regular basis is doable. How do we justify tipping just as much?

Where do you think this situation is going to end up by 2030? Will tipping in silver be the direction? One thing for sure, it's not going to end.

**WiggzMcGee** · 12-27-20 16:39

Decided to go visit it for the first time. Total damage was $2 for an "hour" and FS.

Had Holly. 50's, skinny, bolt ons, tramp stamp.

The table shower was very thorough, including sticking her fingers in my ear and washing my face. Massage was very meh. I will say that he head and FS was covered and good. She took it all (and I'm above average size). But keep the lights down unless you like to see a blown out a-hole. Looked like a cherry between her cheeks. Everything felt rushed and I was shoo'd out the door in under 40 minutes. I won't be repeating.

**LostInDetroit** · 12-27-20 16:32

So as some of you seniors might know, I'm not the biggest fan of Tiffany (just from the standpoint that her service is subpar and she's very impersonal in terms of her interaction with you). But I thought to myself, what the hell I'll try her again one more time to see if things get better. TL; DR for anyone that doesn't want to continue reading past this point; it didn't and I honestly doubt I'll see her again.

Long version: Called about 30 minutes prior to arrival to see if I could sneak in an appointment. As luck would have it, Tiff was the only provider there and it must have been a slow day so I was able to snag a last minute appointment. Got there and she was all business. Asked me if I needed to shower, I said no (she must have thought I was going for FS), paid for the hr up front and got naked on the table with my mask on (COVID is still a thing everyone). Waited (and I assure you no exaggeration here) for 30 MINUTES after paying her before she came in the room. I don't know what was taking her so long to get ready but WTF. This already put me in a sour mood because I only had a certain amount of time on my lunch break and really didn't want to stay there longer than I needed. Continuing on, she brought out the usual hot stones and started used those, however (and I don't know if she was doing this because of COVID) but she was massaging me with latex gloves on which felt scratchy on my skin. The furthest thing from relaxing OR arousing.

On the flip, she asked what I wanted and I mentioned that I wanted a BS / HE combo. She quoted me $ and I agreed to the rate. While the BS was LITERALLY 1 minute long, the only addition is that I was able to get a little FOV action while she sat on me RCG and tugging away with 2 hands for the HE (which she is a total pro at). So I got to play with her butt, her bolt ons (which are still very nice) before I blew. After the big finish, she quickly cleaned me up, said her usual "Please come back and see me soon" line and she was out the door faster than you could say "thank you and happy holidays".

Long story short, I think that will be the last time I see Tiff again and I think I am going to swear off Saigon until there's a better lady that shows up and is there regularly on the weekdays.

Also for those of you wondering, I can confirm from Tiff's mouth herself that Jenny only works the weekends and books up QUICK. Good luck out there and stay safe!

**MongerMan313** · 12-27-20 15:55

Saw her a while back and finally have some time during the holidays to post about my experience.

I heard all the reports of her being legendary and a "once in a generation" provider, so is the hype all worth it?

Comms were good and finally settled on a time / date that worked for us both. It's an apartment in Waterford, nice safe area, but apparently with families / neighbors around so discretion is necessary.

I think what makes Sarah legendary is she's charming / personable and easy to talk to. If you're a "normal" guy (not douchey or creepy) you'll get along great and I enjoyed the banter back and forth. She's pretty and stays in good shape.

Service is consistent with the other reports. If you enjoy rimming, then this is what separates Sarah from everyone else. It seems she genuinely enjoys it and a good portion of the date was spent doing this. Massage and stretches hit the spot too and finished the session with BBBJ and covered FS. Not a clock watcher at all and treats you like a person instead of a means for cash.

Would definitely repeat. I admit, I don't know what I was expecting with all the hype. I've traveled quite a bit pre-Covid and on a national / international level, there are better providers, but for Michigan, you won't find better unless you develop a personal relationship with a provider.