Massage Parlor Reports

**LostInDetroit** · 12-27-20 16:32

So as some of you seniors might know, I'm not the biggest fan of Tiffany (just from the standpoint that her service is subpar and she's very impersonal in terms of her interaction with you). But I thought to myself, what the hell I'll try her again one more time to see if things get better. TL; DR for anyone that doesn't want to continue reading past this point; it didn't and I honestly doubt I'll see her again.

Long version: Called about 30 minutes prior to arrival to see if I could sneak in an appointment. As luck would have it, Tiff was the only provider there and it must have been a slow day so I was able to snag a last minute appointment. Got there and she was all business. Asked me if I needed to shower, I said no (she must have thought I was going for FS), paid for the hr up front and got naked on the table with my mask on (COVID is still a thing everyone). Waited (and I assure you no exaggeration here) for 30 MINUTES after paying her before she came in the room. I don't know what was taking her so long to get ready but WTF. This already put me in a sour mood because I only had a certain amount of time on my lunch break and really didn't want to stay there longer than I needed. Continuing on, she brought out the usual hot stones and started used those, however (and I don't know if she was doing this because of COVID) but she was massaging me with latex gloves on which felt scratchy on my skin. The furthest thing from relaxing OR arousing.

On the flip, she asked what I wanted and I mentioned that I wanted a BS / HE combo. She quoted me $ and I agreed to the rate. While the BS was LITERALLY 1 minute long, the only addition is that I was able to get a little FOV action while she sat on me RCG and tugging away with 2 hands for the HE (which she is a total pro at). So I got to play with her butt, her bolt ons (which are still very nice) before I blew. After the big finish, she quickly cleaned me up, said her usual "Please come back and see me soon" line and she was out the door faster than you could say "thank you and happy holidays".

Long story short, I think that will be the last time I see Tiff again and I think I am going to swear off Saigon until there's a better lady that shows up and is there regularly on the weekdays.

Also for those of you wondering, I can confirm from Tiff's mouth herself that Jenny only works the weekends and books up QUICK. Good luck out there and stay safe!

**MongerMan313** · 12-27-20 15:55

Saw her a while back and finally have some time during the holidays to post about my experience.

I heard all the reports of her being legendary and a "once in a generation" provider, so is the hype all worth it?

Comms were good and finally settled on a time / date that worked for us both. It's an apartment in Waterford, nice safe area, but apparently with families / neighbors around so discretion is necessary.

I think what makes Sarah legendary is she's charming / personable and easy to talk to. If you're a "normal" guy (not douchey or creepy) you'll get along great and I enjoyed the banter back and forth. She's pretty and stays in good shape.

Service is consistent with the other reports. If you enjoy rimming, then this is what separates Sarah from everyone else. It seems she genuinely enjoys it and a good portion of the date was spent doing this. Massage and stretches hit the spot too and finished the session with BBBJ and covered FS. Not a clock watcher at all and treats you like a person instead of a means for cash.

Would definitely repeat. I admit, I don't know what I was expecting with all the hype. I've traveled quite a bit pre-Covid and on a national / international level, there are better providers, but for Michigan, you won't find better unless you develop a personal relationship with a provider.

**FarmerPete** · 12-27-20 15:04

Originally Posted by DTownFreak [View Original Post]

What's swb? Never heard of that one.

Some of you guys are just dumb!

**Fasted2010** · 12-27-20 14:46

Originally Posted by DTownFreak [View Original Post]

What's swb? Never heard of that one.

SWB is Shiatsu Well Being on DeQuindre just south of 15 Mile in Sterling Heights. Mentioned often. Worth trying.

**DTownFreak** · 12-27-20 14:32

Originally Posted by HighLife68 [View Original Post]

Really like the girl Ellie at SWB. Super cute and perfect body. Let me put FIA and FIV.

What's swb? Never heard of that one.

**WiggzMcGee** · 12-27-20 11:55

Originally Posted by Admin2 [View Original Post]

You didn't send me a PM or use the contact us link to figure this out why?

A2

I wasn't too worried and just felt it was easier to make a new profile.

**SenorVac** · 12-27-20 11:47

Originally Posted by LopezJavi34 [View Original Post]

Delete some messages or your sent box. I can't reply to you.

Cleared. Thanks.

**MongerMan313** · 12-27-20 11:46

Originally Posted by WiggzMcGee [View Original Post]

Anyone know where I can get a nuru massage that isn't the down river lady? I'm too young for her sadly.

Try Bonita Diaz and her partner in crime, Bella / Lisa. Plenty of reviews on here. You'll have a great time. Everything besides FS basically.

**Admin2** · 12-27-20 10:49

Originally Posted by WiggzMcGee [View Original Post]

Not sure, but I'll put in my log in info and it just doesn't work anymore. Or I'll be logged in and when I try to PM or post, it'll say that I need to log in to do something (and then it doesn't recognize my password or username).

You didn't send me a PM or use the contact us link to figure this out why?

A2

**Admin2** · 12-27-20 10:46

Originally Posted by Vafeki [View Original Post]

I'm on my 3rd profile. I used to be a senior member. It's terrible.

And the other two were placed on permeant moderation for being trolls so I went ahead and banned this one as well. They both work, use one of them, you don't need a third.

A2

**WiggzMcGee** · 12-27-20 04:00

Anyone know where I can get a nuru massage that isn't the down river lady? I'm too young for her sadly.

**QuestForFun69** · 12-27-20 03:57

Originally Posted by Vafeki [View Original Post]

I'm on my 3rd profile. I used to be a senior member. It's terrible.

I lost my senior status as well?

**WiggzMcGee** · 12-27-20 03:57

Originally Posted by HighLife68 [View Original Post]

60 HHR.

Tip.

40.

Man, last I went, they weren't very receptive to even OTC touching. For that price I should try them again.

**MongerMan313** · 12-27-20 01:39

Originally Posted by HeeJung47 [View Original Post]

I agree that Ellie is cute. She isn't just cute, she's beautiful, sexy, and speals great english. But DOES NOT let FIV or FIA, that's a no-go.

Yeah I'm going to have to agree here as well. I won't get into the details here about how I know, but she just won't do this and I don't want a bunch of guys going here expecting FIV and FIA.