Massage Parlor Reports

**PSmith0380** · 12-12-20 18:17

Originally Posted by Novabhanchan [View Original Post]

Do any of these locations have a table shower? Preferred but not necessary. RM website says there's a jacuzzi? Thanks.

Smooth does not, I can't speak to the other. Cross reference on rubmaps for confirmation.

**Sonny13** · 12-12-20 15:12

Originally Posted by BunkerBuster [View Original Post]

The Thai girls say "honn-NAAAAAAYYY".

Apple is at Lincoln, and she's good although she can be unreliable.

There's a Chinese CS that sometimes has a girl in the Tysons area, which I've used to salvage Thai appointments that fell through. The "girls" are at least 10-15 years older than claimed, and they're never Japanese, but the outfit is legit. The level of GFE can be hit or miss, but some of the girls will even give you a decent backrub.

https://nova.bedpage.com/Bodyrubs/20...s/9736101.html

I was under the impression that all providers on Lincoln worked for the same outfit. I didn't realize different groups worked out of Lincoln. If that's the case I may have screwed myself last week. All the ladies I texted with that gave me an address at Lincoln, I said thanks, but no thanks.

**NovaThings** · 12-12-20 12:15

Originally Posted by Start2 [View Original Post]

I saw the Korean Kiko on the Lower Level at Smooth. You saw the Chinese Kiko (209) at Diamond. Next time I visit Smooth if crazy Amy or Kiko isn't there I'll head upstairs and give Diamond a spin.

Do any of these locations have a table shower? Preferred but not necessary. RM website says there's a jacuzzi? Thanks.

**Start2** · 12-12-20 10:14

Originally Posted by MrSunnyHills [View Original Post]

Interesting that there is a Korean Kiko downstairs. I have known the Chinese 2nd floor Kiko (Diamond) for some time although it's been too long since I've seen her. I doubt very much she's splitting time. Never been to LL/Smooth. Has anyone seen both Kiko's to give a comparison? (I for one really like a high quality deep massage, which Diamond Kiko can certainly provide).

I saw the Korean Kiko on the Lower Level at Smooth. You saw the Chinese Kiko (209) at Diamond. Next time I visit Smooth if crazy Amy or Kiko isn't there I'll head upstairs and give Diamond a spin.

**InSearch69** · 12-12-20 01:15

Yes, that Annie on Craigslist. I have always gotten instant confirmation. But I am a regular of hers.

Originally Posted by MikelSuTiger [View Original Post]

I had a confirmed apt with her several weeks ago, hopped in the shower got dressed and was on my waynto her place when I checked my phone to see that shencancelled and, took another apt. I was, like WTF, I'm on my way and will arrive early. She just replied back with cancel. If this is how she, or her booker, manage things, well, guess I'm not that interested in a crapshoot. All the best out there.

**MikelSuTiger** · 12-12-20 01:09

I had a confirmed apt with her several weeks ago, hopped in the shower got dressed and was on my waynto her place when I checked my phone to see that shencancelled and, took another apt. I was, like WTF, I'm on my way and will arrive early. She just replied back with cancel. If this is how she, or her booker, manage things, well, guess I'm not that interested in a crapshoot. All the best out there.

Originally Posted by BunkerBuster [View Original Post]

I had a terrible experience (reposted here) with Annie at 3 o7-24 o-2464.

https://washingtondc.craigslist.org/...231830767.html

**Bunker Buster** · 12-11-20 23:54

Originally Posted by InSearch69 [View Original Post]

Check out Annie in Tyson's or Sharon in Falls Church. Mint isn't bad and Ava is okay also.

I had a terrible experience (reposted here) with Annie at 3 o7-24 o-2464.

https://washingtondc.craigslist.org/...231830767.html

Originally Posted by BunkerBuster [View Original Post]

I booked an appointment with her, got to the location 5 minutes early, and was looking for parking, concerned about the permit-only signs around the area.

She texted "Are you coming? If not, I'm leaving. " I responded that I was there and asked where to park, and if the street was OK. No response on where to park. A few minutes later, she asks where I am, and I tell her I'm in my car looking at the building but don't want to get towed. She finally answered three minutes after my appointment time that the street was OK.

I park, walk to the building, and the entry is locked. I text her back, and she says it's open. I reply that I'm looking at the lobby, but don't have the code. She tells me that it's around the corner on the other side of the building, and I realize that that she sent me the information about the door while I was trying to park, instead of telling me where to park.

Now I'm walking around the corner, and she tells me that she's deducting the time that I'm late from my session.

I text back that she should look at the time of my first text, and see that I was there early and asked where to park, and she didn't get back to me for almost 5 minutes.

By the time I'd get in, undressed and ready, I'm looking at a 40 minute session while paying for an hour, so I tell her that I'm leaving.

Providers at Tysons should be giving parking and entrance information ahead of time, not waiting until you're there, then not responding quickly.

I had the sense that she was looking for an excuse to cancel and go home, and put me in the position where I'd either agree to spend a lot of money for a rushed session, or bail out.

I can't count how many times providers have kept me waiting 10-20 minutes or more, and this is the first time I've had one get so stingy on time where it's clear that the issue is her communication on parking and entering, not my lack of consideration.

She texted back "cancel" and I let her know that she's too late, because I'm already back at my car.

I went home with $240 in my pocket that I was prepared to leave behind, but she'd rather squabble about 15 minutes than work with the situation.

**InSearch69** · 12-11-20 23:38

Check out Annie in Tyson's or Sharon in Falls Church. Mint isn't bad and Ava is okay also.

Originally Posted by Sonny13 [View Original Post]

Last Saturday started great. I texted Jenny in Tysons at 5 pm for a 9:30 massage. She texted back, and confirmed, asking me to text her back at 8:30 for the address. At 8:30 I texted, only to get a response saying, "Sorry Honey. Something has come up. " I was upset, but just responded with "No worries. Maybe next time". I just wished she had texted me sooner, so I could make other plans. By 8:30 the urge had hit my, and I was really in the mood for a massage. My go to is Sophie, but she wasn't working Saturday. Since I was already in the Tyson's area I started to try contacting providers in the Tysons' area. This is where it got worse. Every provider I contacted was on Lincoln. I've had nothing but over-priced, with under-valued results on Lincoln. Additionally, I don't recall ever reading a positive review from that place. So my question is this. Is every provider located in Tysons based out of Lincoln? Do they rent out a whole apartment complex? Needless to say, the night ended with a cold shower. I hope this weekend will be better.

**Bunker Buster** · 12-11-20 23:29

Originally Posted by Sonny13 [View Original Post]

Last Saturday started great. I texted Jenny in Tysons at 5 pm for a 9:30 massage. She texted back, and confirmed, asking me to text her back at 8:30 for the address. At 8:30 I texted, only to get a response saying, "Sorry Honey. Something has come up. " I was upset, but just responded with "No worries. Maybe next time". I just wished she had texted me sooner, so I could make other plans. By 8:30 the urge had hit my, and I was really in the mood for a massage. My go to is Sophie, but she wasn't working Saturday. Since I was already in the Tyson's area I started to try contacting providers in the Tysons' area. This is where it got worse. Every provider I contacted was on Lincoln. I've had nothing but over-priced, with under-valued results on Lincoln. Additionally, I don't recall ever reading a positive review from that place. So my question is this. Is every provider located in Tysons based out of Lincoln? Do they rent out a whole apartment complex? Needless to say, the night ended with a cold shower. I hope this weekend will be better.

The Thai girls say "honn-NAAAAAAYYY".

Apple is at Lincoln, and she's good although she can be unreliable.

There's a Chinese CS that sometimes has a girl in the Tysons area, which I've used to salvage Thai appointments that fell through. The "girls" are at least 10-15 years older than claimed, and they're never Japanese, but the outfit is legit. The level of GFE can be hit or miss, but some of the girls will even give you a decent backrub.

https://nova.bedpage.com/Bodyrubs/20...s/9736101.html

**Sonny13** · 12-11-20 16:40

Last Saturday started great. I texted Jenny in Tysons at 5 pm for a 9:30 massage. She texted back, and confirmed, asking me to text her back at 8:30 for the address. At 8:30 I texted, only to get a response saying, "Sorry Honey. Something has come up. " I was upset, but just responded with "No worries. Maybe next time". I just wished she had texted me sooner, so I could make other plans. By 8:30 the urge had hit my, and I was really in the mood for a massage. My go to is Sophie, but she wasn't working Saturday. Since I was already in the Tyson's area I started to try contacting providers in the Tysons' area. This is where it got worse. Every provider I contacted was on Lincoln. I've had nothing but over-priced, with under-valued results on Lincoln. Additionally, I don't recall ever reading a positive review from that place. So my question is this. Is every provider located in Tysons based out of Lincoln? Do they rent out a whole apartment complex? Needless to say, the night ended with a cold shower. I hope this weekend will be better.

**PSmith0380** · 12-11-20 12:37

Based on the hype, I dreamt about smooth water at LL. Was told Amy is not working. Angela was the provider. I'd say 30's, decent body, nice upper, lacking on ass, but that's standard. Massage was great actually, decent teasing, I told her I was there before for Amy (not true) to help break the ice and I did some OTC roaming to give more hints. She seemed to really enjoy it compared to others. On the flip, she took off top and pants, I had to ask, and I lifted her bra up. Decent nip sucking and FIV was allowed, she was responsive and sensitive, as was I at this point. I asked to fuck and she said no, even offered to up the ante.

Finished off with standard HJ then had her do the last 20 minutes as a relaxing massage.

Will I go back, probably not. It was pretty standard NOVA. .7 to house and 1 on top.

**SwiftChariot** · 12-11-20 10:45

Originally Posted by Start2 [View Original Post]

Kiko was excellent and the only one working. I went to Lower Level and inside the Parlor didn't seem to be room for a upstairs or downstairs. Kiko looked like a fit K-pop 20 year old to me. So there's a younger Amy who performs horribly?

Ya I had a session with Kiko and she was pretty good. Amy is another different one.

**Start2** · 12-10-20 20:32

Originally Posted by SwiftChariot [View Original Post]

I read your post and I wanted to give Amy a shot for 30 min. I showed up to an average looking 20 yr old. Massage starts and I start conversation with no reply back. She massaged me as if she didn't want to be there and got no flip. I stopped talking 2 min into the massage and just enjoyed the rub. At the end a beeper goes off and she says "all done, you okay?" I am sure this is where the half-assed upsell was coming and I said "ya, thanks for the massage. " I was oily as F* I commend you sir on your success, but I too am decent looking and I got no play.

Young girls are GPS and mostly think we are suckers and are better than us. I'll stick with 30+.

Kiko was excellent and the only one working. I went to Lower Level and inside the Parlor didn't seem to be room for a upstairs or downstairs. Kiko looked like a fit K-pop 20 year old to me. So there's a younger Amy who performs horribly?

**RyanHarvey** · 12-10-20 17:28

Originally Posted by Decadentme [View Original Post]

Here's a link to Veronica's 2018 Blue Gems page. Looks like it's a different person.

https://web.archive.org/web/20180517...dies/Veronica/

Damn I meant Victoria. Brain fart.

**Decadentme** · 12-10-20 17:25

Originally Posted by RyanHarvey [View Original Post]

I called Secret Temptations to inquire about the new Indian girl Jasmine. They told me it's Marilyn (who I've reviewed highly) back with a new name. I thought to myself if I wanted to spend $120 for HHR and get a nice reliable BBBJ or chance it and try someone new. I ended up at Eden which is in the same complex to see Vika. Rumor is she used to be Veronica from Blue Gems but I cannot confirm. The girl who opened the door was a 7 in the face, 9 for the body, and 10 for the massage. She worked my back over real good and told me about all the training she has. She's from Ukraine so her accent is a little thick but fluent in English. When the flip happened she unveiled her perfect tits. Google Layla London if you want a good representation of them. She told me it's $60 extra for Russian and I bought. I have not enjoyed natural tits like that in a while.

Now the funny part, when it came time to pop let's just say I've been backed up and ended up dropping the first big load all over her lips and nose. She giggled but you could tell she was a little annoyed. She made a comment like "oh so this is how my day is going to go". Since she took it like a champ and cleaned me up I ended up tipping another $20. Final out the door was $120 house + $80 tip. More than I usually spend but it's so rare for me to get out.

Here's a link to Veronica's 2018 Blue Gems page. Looks like it's a different person.

https://web.archive.org/web/20180517...dies/Veronica/