Massage Parlor Reports

**RockChalk** · 12-11-20 17:50

"Hoodie Man" definitely sounds like a lower-tier super hero! Not sure what powers he might have with which to fight crime?

Thanks for the advice, Dirty! I am in Day 4 of "post-cupping horror" and I have managed to not have my wife see the massive wound yet.

I have now mixed in a fashionable Nike 1/4 zip into the daytime rotation, which I needed when my wife and I had to leave the house the other day. I didn't want to look like a slob at her doctor's office. 😀.

As you can see from the picture, the spot is still rather narly looking and even though the blisters are gone, it is still very sensitive to the touch. After all these years of marriage, the "naked touching" is not a regular occurrence around here, so easier to get away with it.

I haven't needed an elaborate story yet, but if anyone wants to share ones they feel are plausible, I will take them into consideration, along with Dirty Harry's!

I tend to run cold, so sleeping in a hoody isn't out of the ordinary for me, which is why it hasn't sent red flags up with the missus.

As far as visiting Jessica goes, no need to be worried at all about seeing her. My arm & shoulder were REALLY hurting, so the cupping suggestion probably wouldn't come up in your session. If it does, though, give her a hard "No".

Have a great weekend gents!

Originally Posted by DrtyHarry [View Original Post]

Rock. That is quiet a story. In the dead of chicago winters I used to roam around the house in boxer shorts (yeah I am old fashioned that way.) . And a loose t-shirt. Anything more than that I would feel too restricted and uncomfortable. Ofcourse I use a thick blanket to keep me warm while sleeping. So if paraded around in a hoodie. My wife would be asking me all sorts of questions. PRO TIP: I would suggest this since you have already spent 2 days or so. I would have already started building the story. I. e. Something about why you are in pain or how you moved furniture (replace with any heavy object) this afternoon and now you feel a slight kink. The first day just mention it -- the second day -- make the kink a little more -- the third day come home and ask her to come look at the blisters and tell her that you broke down and while driving saw a massage parlor and on instinct went in to get it lloked at. Back is feeling awesome. But the stupid lady talked you into a cupping session and since you figured she did such a good job wiht the back. You allowed it. And voila. Guess what.

I know what I am suggesting is risky. But in my mind the odds of her seeing a scar or even the blisters is higher. And if you ignore the issue and think she won't somehow notice is riskier. So I would just pull out some stupid reason for her to see the blisters. Talk about it for 20 mins and then move on with my life. She can say you are dumb ass. But she won't feel you are hiding something from her.

But fair warning. I am not the husband of the year. And I am not a smart man. Ask my ex-wives. So please follow my advice only at your risk. .

**RockChalk** · 12-11-20 17:37

Originally Posted by MassagedGuy [View Original Post]

I meant emarld not crown.

They changed the name just before Covid hit or so. Same location on Lake City Way.

**Pussy Hound** · 12-10-20 18:42

I dropped a load in Ci Ci at ET this morning. Wow! She is fun.

**MassagedGuy** · 12-10-20 16:51

I meant emarld not crown.

**DrtyHarry** · 12-10-20 16:44

Originally Posted by RockChalk [View Original Post]

Yep, those were blisters! I am more than 2 days removed from that nightmare Jessica cupping experience and the spot with the blisters still fucking hurts like hell, but frankly, my arm and shoulder feel much better than they did when I went in, so it might have helped a little.

I have worn a hoody every second, including sleeping, for the past 2 days and nights. Thus far, my wife hasn't seen my "injury". Not sure how long I can keep that up, though.

Jessica also gave me the Hot Stone treatment the other day. That felt great and I thankfully was not physically injured in any way. .

Rock. That is quiet a story. In the dead of chicago winters I used to roam around the house in boxer shorts (yeah I am old fashioned that way.) . And a loose t-shirt. Anything more than that I would feel too restricted and uncomfortable. Ofcourse I use a thick blanket to keep me warm while sleeping. So if paraded around in a hoodie. My wife would be asking me all sorts of questions. PRO TIP: I would suggest this since you have already spent 2 days or so. I would have already started building the story. I. e. Something about why you are in pain or how you moved furniture (replace with any heavy object) this afternoon and now you feel a slight kink. The first day just mention it -- the second day -- make the kink a little more -- the third day come home and ask her to come look at the blisters and tell her that you broke down and while driving saw a massage parlor and on instinct went in to get it lloked at. Back is feeling awesome. But the stupid lady talked you into a cupping session and since you figured she did such a good job wiht the back. You allowed it. And voila. Guess what.

I know what I am suggesting is risky. But in my mind the odds of her seeing a scar or even the blisters is higher. And if you ignore the issue and think she won't somehow notice is riskier. So I would just pull out some stupid reason for her to see the blisters. Talk about it for 20 mins and then move on with my life. She can say you are dumb ass. But she won't feel you are hiding something from her.

But fair warning. I am not the husband of the year. And I am not a smart man. Ask my ex-wives. So please follow my advice only at your risk. .

**HarleySteve** · 12-10-20 12:57

Originally Posted by RockChalk [View Original Post]

Yep, those were blisters! I am more than 2 days removed from that nightmare Jessica cupping experience and the spot with the blisters still fucking hurts like hell, but frankly, my arm and shoulder feel much better than they did when I went in, so it might have helped a little.

I have worn a hoody every second, including sleeping, for the past 2 days and nights. Thus far, my wife hasn't seen my "injury". Not sure how long I can keep that up, though.

Jessica also gave me the Hot Stone treatment the other day. That felt great and I thankfully was not physically injured in any way. .

Damm Rock don't know how you are getting away with it. I sleep naked so my SO would be all over my wearing a hoodie to bed!

**MassagedGuy** · 12-10-20 01:14

Originally Posted by RockChalk [View Original Post]

I visited Jessica recently and she offered to use Chinese cupping to relax the muscles in my shoulders.

She seemed to be certain how to use them and most felt fine, but the one next to my neck pinched and hurt like crazy.

I asked her to take it off 3 times, but she wouldn't. Finally, she realized I was getting upset, so she took it off.

Attached is a picture of the result. Not sure what the fuck I am going to tell my wife about what happened to my neck and shoulders!

Dr. Jessica assures me that it will be back to normal in a few days. Not so sure about that!

Jessica / April was super nice. I hadn't seen her since her Soft Bay days, but Cici was busy when I stopped by, so Jessica worked on me today.

Kinda wish now that she had been busy, too. YIKES!

Sorry to hear that man. Makes me scared to go there.

**MassagedGuy** · 12-10-20 01:13

If I do not visit crown I'm down to see breeze spa which fr sure has an excellent massage and lake haven a place where I have not visited but also gives a good tug. Thoughts?

I am intrigued by crown but is it always busy?

**Moose21** · 12-10-20 01:10

Originally Posted by ExtraFun2006 [View Original Post]

I also got a text from Shangrila. Since I had been previous I asked if she was ok with FS for $60 and she said. When I arrived pushed my appointment back an hour so that was frustrating. But when I did go in she did seem very skinny. When I handed her the money she said this is only enough for 30 minutes. While I had requested an hour so I said thank you and left. So FS here is $$ for an hour, FYI.

I received a message from her too through WhatsApp. I have never contacted that place so I'm not sure how they got my number.

**Original703** · 12-10-20 00:54

Originally Posted by RockChalk [View Original Post]

Yep, those were blisters! I am more than 2 days removed from that nightmare Jessica cupping experience and the spot with the blisters still fucking hurts like hell, but frankly, my arm and shoulder feel much better than they did when I went in, so it might have helped a little.

I have worn a hoody every second, including sleeping, for the past 2 days and nights. Thus far, my wife hasn't seen my "injury". Not sure how long I can keep that up, though.

Jessica also gave me the Hot Stone treatment the other day. That felt great and I thankfully was not physically injured in any way. .

"I have worn a hoody every second, including sleeping...not sure how long I can keep that up." Damn, dude, that made me laugh out loud. Sorry for your pain, but your written depiction was spot on. That's a nice piece of writing there.

**MassagedGuy** · 12-09-20 23:04

While I'd love to get the jessica crown experience for the first time, I can't deny that the cupping thing scares me some.

**RockChalk** · 12-09-20 20:05

Originally Posted by LCB [View Original Post]

Holy Cow, Rock! WTF is with the blisters? It looks like a planet tattoo on your neck. Thanks for the heads up.

I definitely won't let her cup me. I haven't been there in quite a while. Paranoid of the Covid 19.

I did get a hot stone treatment from her a couple times and it was great.

Have a good one & good luck explaining to your wife.

-LCB.

Yep, those were blisters! I am more than 2 days removed from that nightmare Jessica cupping experience and the spot with the blisters still fucking hurts like hell, but frankly, my arm and shoulder feel much better than they did when I went in, so it might have helped a little.

I have worn a hoody every second, including sleeping, for the past 2 days and nights. Thus far, my wife hasn't seen my "injury". Not sure how long I can keep that up, though.

Jessica also gave me the Hot Stone treatment the other day. That felt great and I thankfully was not physically injured in any way. .

**FunLover1981** · 12-09-20 16:02

I toftt and hit up Zen in Edmonds last week after not getting any info. Got an older 40's lady says her name was Susie. But who knows. The massage was actually pretty damn good, lots of teasing here and there and she really did try to work out my sore muscles which is hard to find some times. I left happy and my back feels a lot better.

To the few in Seattle who enjoy going with their GF or Wife this place has a couples room, I'll report back if we have any luck.

**HarleySteve** · 12-09-20 13:33

Originally Posted by AussieFury [View Original Post]

Thank you. The hardest thing to believe about that is that someone actually got a 45 min massage LOL. This place is notorious for rush jobs. But maybe the new girl is in less of a rush?

Does the review say the customer wanted the CBJ or that he settled for it because FS wasn't available?

Thanks again for relaying the info.

Apparently FS was not available. Settled and tipped $70 for CBJ. Sounds expensive to me. This place has been a rush job for many years now. Last time I was there paid for an hour and got 35 minutes from the time I walked in until walking out.

Good luck if you go there.

**LCB** · 12-09-20 04:54

Holy Cow, Rock! WTF is with the blisters? It looks like a planet tattoo on your neck. Thanks for the heads up.

I definitely won't let her cup me. I haven't been there in quite a while. Paranoid of the Covid 19.

I did get a hot stone treatment from her a couple times and it was great.

Have a good one & good luck explaining to your wife.

-LCB.

Originally Posted by RockChalk [View Original Post]

I visited Jessica recently and she offered to use Chinese cupping to relax the muscles in my shoulders.

She seemed to be certain how to use them and most felt fine, but the one next to my neck pinched and hurt like crazy.

Kinda wish now that she had been busy, too. YIKES!