Massage Parlor Reports

**DrtyHarry** · 12-07-20 21:35

Originally Posted by RockChalk [View Original Post]

I visited Jessica recently and she offered to use Chinese cupping to relax the muscles in my shoulders.

She seemed to be certain how to use them and most felt fine, but the one next to my neck pinched and hurt like crazy.

I asked her to take it off 3 times, but she wouldn't. Finally, she realized I was getting upset, so she took it off.

Attached is a picture of the result. Not sure what the fuck I am going to tell my wife about what happened to my neck and shoulders!

Dr. Jessica assures me that it will be back to normal in a few days. Not so sure about that!

Jessica / April was super nice. I hadn't seen her since her Soft Bay days, but Cici was busy when I stopped by, so Jessica worked on me today.

Kinda wish now that she had been busy, too. YIKES!

Ahh dude that looks ghastly and painful. Sorry you had to go through that. WTF you asked her to remove it and she did not until you were noticeably uncomfortable. That would have pissed me off. Hope you heal soon. Your wife would be understandably upset. BTW let me know what you told her when she noticed it. That is a conversation I hope I never have to have with mine.

**MartyByrde** · 12-07-20 19:45

Originally Posted by RockChalk [View Original Post]

I visited Jessica recently and she offered to use Chinese cupping to relax the muscles in my shoulders.

She seemed to be certain how to use them and most felt fine, but the one next to my neck pinched and hurt like crazy.

I asked her to take it off 3 times, but she wouldn't. Finally, she realized I was getting upset, so she took it off.

Attached is a picture of the result. Not sure what the fuck I am going to tell my wife about what happened to my neck and shoulders!

Dr. Jessica assures me that it will be back to normal in a few days. Not so sure about that!

Jessica / April was super nice. I hadn't seen her since her Soft Bay days, but Cici was busy when I stopped by, so Jessica worked on me today.

Kinda wish now that she had been busy, too. YIKES!

YIKES! Man, have not run into anything like that. I will certainly be careful, though!

**TheThinker808** · 12-07-20 19:41

Originally Posted by RockChalk [View Original Post]

I visited Jessica recently and she offered to use Chinese cupping to relax the muscles in my shoulders.

She seemed to be certain how to use them and most felt fine, but the one next to my neck pinched and hurt like crazy.

I asked her to take it off 3 times, but she wouldn't. Finally, she realized I was getting upset, so she took it off.

Attached is a picture of the result. Not sure what the fuck I am going to tell my wife about what happened to my neck and shoulders!

Dr. Jessica assures me that it will be back to normal in a few days. Not so sure about that!

Jessica / April was super nice. I hadn't seen her since her Soft Bay days, but Cici was busy when I stopped by, so Jessica worked on me today.

Kinda wish now that she had been busy, too. YIKES!

Yikes! I have seen cupping markings and wow do they not look like that. Good luck on the healing process sir! Stay safe!

**Seattleik** · 12-07-20 18:56

Originally Posted by AussieFury [View Original Post]

I just noticed a massage sign on the road today that belongs to:

https://www.rubmaps.ch/erotic-massag...enton-wa-66233

I don't have premium so can't read anything about it. Rang the bell, semi-cute Viet lady answered. She was overdressed for the normal rub girl, but figured I'd ask just in case. She said she was busy and I should call first.

It's a legit place that's according to RM never gone myself.

**RockChalk** · 12-07-20 18:28

I visited Jessica recently and she offered to use Chinese cupping to relax the muscles in my shoulders.

She seemed to be certain how to use them and most felt fine, but the one next to my neck pinched and hurt like crazy.

I asked her to take it off 3 times, but she wouldn't. Finally, she realized I was getting upset, so she took it off.

Attached is a picture of the result. Not sure what the fuck I am going to tell my wife about what happened to my neck and shoulders!

Dr. Jessica assures me that it will be back to normal in a few days. Not so sure about that!

Jessica / April was super nice. I hadn't seen her since her Soft Bay days, but Cici was busy when I stopped by, so Jessica worked on me today.

Kinda wish now that she had been busy, too. YIKES!

**MartyByrde** · 12-07-20 18:04

Originally Posted by AussieFury [View Original Post]

I just noticed a massage sign on the road today that belongs to:

https://www.rubmaps.ch/erotic-massag...enton-wa-66233

I don't have premium so can't read anything about it. Rang the bell, semi-cute Viet lady answered. She was overdressed for the normal rub girl, but figured I'd ask just in case. She said she was busy and I should call first

Went there 3 times back in the early summer. Hourly rate is cheap: $45. Cute little gal. First visit was good, but for the next 2, kind of went downhill. Only extra is HE / HJ. But certainly cheap!

**AussieFury** · 12-07-20 17:29

I just noticed a massage sign on the road today that belongs to:

https://www.rubmaps.ch/erotic-massag...enton-wa-66233

I don't have premium so can't read anything about it. Rang the bell, semi-cute Viet lady answered. She was overdressed for the normal rub girl, but figured I'd ask just in case. She said she was busy and I should call first.

**Seattleik** · 12-07-20 16:56

Originally Posted by TheThinker808 [View Original Post]

Did you have the ad link?

https://seattle.rubratings.com/191026

**TheThinker808** · 12-07-20 16:29

Originally Posted by Seattleik [View Original Post]

Decided to give them a call last week after seeing their ad on rubratings, fake pics but when I arrive I actually got a young 20's something Chinese girl in a purple lingerie. Bs and flat ass but tight kitty, provided a shower and enthusiastic performance. Mentioned she only there for a week and goes to la next. Just when I arrive did see the male boss there first time encountering them in the apartments normally is just the girls, did say hi though. Did different positions all covered CBJ wasn't too god too much teeth. Put overall will repeat if they provide cute girls like her. Rotation is every week or two there so she gone by now I believe.

Did you have the ad link?

**Seattleik** · 12-07-20 15:09

Decided to give them a call last week after seeing their ad on rubratings, fake pics but when I arrive I actually got a young 20's something Chinese girl in a purple lingerie. Bs and flat ass but tight kitty, provided a shower and enthusiastic performance. Mentioned she only there for a week and goes to la next. Just when I arrive did see the male boss there first time encountering them in the apartments normally is just the girls, did say hi though. Did different positions all covered CBJ wasn't too god too much teeth. Put overall will repeat if they provide cute girls like her. Rotation is every week or two there so she gone by now I believe.

**TheThinker808** · 12-07-20 14:03

Originally Posted by AussieFury [View Original Post]

THANK YOU for being the only person (at least that I could find) to share detailed information about an actual visit there. Your detailed experience matches the general advice of "massive upsell, GPS, YMMV" reports, but at least I know exactly what I'm walking into if I decide I'm willing to try the YMMV route. Thank you again and stay safe out there.

Yeah man no problem! I don't mind sharing at all. I trust people here way more than I do TNA. TNA has let me down a ton of times with all the fake reviews from people trying to get references. Also noticed the ladies have a ton of power over there. I've been threatened multiple times by providers for writing a less than 5 star review. Terrible place man.

**AussieFury** · 12-07-20 12:06

Originally Posted by TheThinker808 [View Original Post]

So I have been there. They say they are a relaxation spa so there is no massage. General entry is 45 I believe (sorry it's been awhile) the provider will ask you if you want a table shower (that's included). After the TS I was led into a room with a massage table and the provider told me to lay down face first and she put heat packs on my back and made sure I was comfy and left. She told she would be back in about 10 min. She indeed came back after awhile and took the packs off and then she actually gave me a quick massage. I would say maybe less than 10 minutes. After she told me to flip and asked me what I wanted. This is where YMMV.

Everything was safety and I opted for a CBJ and also this was the point I regret it because in total it was around $$ 20 just for a CBJ. Was out in less than an hour.

I prefer actual massage places but I wanted to give this a shot. They advertised and hot vietnamese spinner which wasnt exactly what I got. She was Asian but def not a spinner. She was cute but I came into this knowing those pics were fake but hoping for a good surprise.

THANK YOU for being the only person (at least that I could find) to share detailed information about an actual visit there. Your detailed experience matches the general advice of "massive upsell, GPS, YMMV" reports, but at least I know exactly what I'm walking into if I decide I'm willing to try the YMMV route. Thank you again and stay safe out there.

**VinceHeartSk** · 12-07-20 04:27

Originally Posted by MartyByrde [View Original Post]

That location has empty apartments / retail space available. Maybe a new AMP

There is a post here about it, I went there and the masseuse, while thin, looked like she was in her 50's, so I just left.

**RockChalk** · 12-07-20 00:08

I turn on CNN and what do I find? Lisa Ling going inside the secret world of Chinese Massage Parlors!

I love seeing an actual credible investigative reporter read from a RubMaps review! "I motioned that I want a BJ. " "I got all the way undressed and she started the HJ".

Apparently, Seattle isn't the only city that has most every provider use the same Cici! I literally started laughing when I saw the screen filled with reviews (see attached image) of an NYC provider named Cici!

Ling said, "Cici is the provider that I always book. She is very responsive and she loves to suck cock!" God love it! Keep reading me RM reviews Lisa and I just might cum! It would save me $100 and the hassle of having to leave the house and make up a bullshit excuse for my wife!

Why are there like only seven different names used for women that work at AMPs? "Oh, really? Your name is Cici? It isn't Amy?

Last night, on ABC my wife put on "What Would You Do?" and one of the scenes was of a college girl in a restaurant talking about becoming a Sugar Baby with her friend loud enough for older folks to hear them.

Of course, many bystanders butted in and offered their opinion, plus the show also played up the fantasy that girls make thousands and thousands of dollars a month from men that just want to take them out to eat and go shopping.

Watching TV now is like "USASexGuide comes to life!" What next a "Bikini Baristas" reality show? A game show to determine the "BEST BBBJCIM?" If they could somehow combine Cash Cab with Streetwalker Reports and have Street Troller as the host / cabbie, I would TOTALLY watch that!

Rock Chalk

**VinceHeartSk** · 12-06-20 20:48

Originally Posted by BrosefStalin [View Original Post]

New AMP texted me can't find any intel on RM about them. They are located on 3000 S Alaska St.

There is post here about there a several months ago, but I can't remember what the intel was. I did drive up there and went inside about 3 months ago, but the masseuse was around 50 years old and I walked out.