Massage Parlor Reports

**Sonny13** · 12-11-20 16:40

Last Saturday started great. I texted Jenny in Tysons at 5 pm for a 9:30 massage. She texted back, and confirmed, asking me to text her back at 8:30 for the address. At 8:30 I texted, only to get a response saying, "Sorry Honey. Something has come up. " I was upset, but just responded with "No worries. Maybe next time". I just wished she had texted me sooner, so I could make other plans. By 8:30 the urge had hit my, and I was really in the mood for a massage. My go to is Sophie, but she wasn't working Saturday. Since I was already in the Tyson's area I started to try contacting providers in the Tysons' area. This is where it got worse. Every provider I contacted was on Lincoln. I've had nothing but over-priced, with under-valued results on Lincoln. Additionally, I don't recall ever reading a positive review from that place. So my question is this. Is every provider located in Tysons based out of Lincoln? Do they rent out a whole apartment complex? Needless to say, the night ended with a cold shower. I hope this weekend will be better.

**PSmith0380** · 12-11-20 12:37

Based on the hype, I dreamt about smooth water at LL. Was told Amy is not working. Angela was the provider. I'd say 30's, decent body, nice upper, lacking on ass, but that's standard. Massage was great actually, decent teasing, I told her I was there before for Amy (not true) to help break the ice and I did some OTC roaming to give more hints. She seemed to really enjoy it compared to others. On the flip, she took off top and pants, I had to ask, and I lifted her bra up. Decent nip sucking and FIV was allowed, she was responsive and sensitive, as was I at this point. I asked to fuck and she said no, even offered to up the ante.

Finished off with standard HJ then had her do the last 20 minutes as a relaxing massage.

Will I go back, probably not. It was pretty standard NOVA. .7 to house and 1 on top.

**SwiftChariot** · 12-11-20 10:45

Originally Posted by Start2 [View Original Post]

Kiko was excellent and the only one working. I went to Lower Level and inside the Parlor didn't seem to be room for a upstairs or downstairs. Kiko looked like a fit K-pop 20 year old to me. So there's a younger Amy who performs horribly?

Ya I had a session with Kiko and she was pretty good. Amy is another different one.

**Start2** · 12-10-20 20:32

Originally Posted by SwiftChariot [View Original Post]

I read your post and I wanted to give Amy a shot for 30 min. I showed up to an average looking 20 yr old. Massage starts and I start conversation with no reply back. She massaged me as if she didn't want to be there and got no flip. I stopped talking 2 min into the massage and just enjoyed the rub. At the end a beeper goes off and she says "all done, you okay?" I am sure this is where the half-assed upsell was coming and I said "ya, thanks for the massage. " I was oily as F* I commend you sir on your success, but I too am decent looking and I got no play.

Young girls are GPS and mostly think we are suckers and are better than us. I'll stick with 30+.

Kiko was excellent and the only one working. I went to Lower Level and inside the Parlor didn't seem to be room for a upstairs or downstairs. Kiko looked like a fit K-pop 20 year old to me. So there's a younger Amy who performs horribly?

**RyanHarvey** · 12-10-20 17:28

Originally Posted by Decadentme [View Original Post]

Here's a link to Veronica's 2018 Blue Gems page. Looks like it's a different person.

https://web.archive.org/web/20180517...dies/Veronica/

Damn I meant Victoria. Brain fart.

**Decadentme** · 12-10-20 17:25

Originally Posted by RyanHarvey [View Original Post]

I called Secret Temptations to inquire about the new Indian girl Jasmine. They told me it's Marilyn (who I've reviewed highly) back with a new name. I thought to myself if I wanted to spend $120 for HHR and get a nice reliable BBBJ or chance it and try someone new. I ended up at Eden which is in the same complex to see Vika. Rumor is she used to be Veronica from Blue Gems but I cannot confirm. The girl who opened the door was a 7 in the face, 9 for the body, and 10 for the massage. She worked my back over real good and told me about all the training she has. She's from Ukraine so her accent is a little thick but fluent in English. When the flip happened she unveiled her perfect tits. Google Layla London if you want a good representation of them. She told me it's $60 extra for Russian and I bought. I have not enjoyed natural tits like that in a while.

Now the funny part, when it came time to pop let's just say I've been backed up and ended up dropping the first big load all over her lips and nose. She giggled but you could tell she was a little annoyed. She made a comment like "oh so this is how my day is going to go". Since she took it like a champ and cleaned me up I ended up tipping another $20. Final out the door was $120 house + $80 tip. More than I usually spend but it's so rare for me to get out.

Here's a link to Veronica's 2018 Blue Gems page. Looks like it's a different person.

https://web.archive.org/web/20180517...dies/Veronica/

**RyanHarvey** · 12-10-20 16:50

I called Secret Temptations to inquire about the new Indian girl Jasmine. They told me it's Marilyn (who I've reviewed highly) back with a new name. I thought to myself if I wanted to spend $120 for HHR and get a nice reliable BBBJ or chance it and try someone new. I ended up at Eden which is in the same complex to see Vika. Rumor is she used to be Veronica from Blue Gems but I cannot confirm. The girl who opened the door was a 7 in the face, 9 for the body, and 10 for the massage. She worked my back over real good and told me about all the training she has. She's from Ukraine so her accent is a little thick but fluent in English. When the flip happened she unveiled her perfect tits. Google Layla London if you want a good representation of them. She told me it's $60 extra for Russian and I bought. I have not enjoyed natural tits like that in a while.

Now the funny part, when it came time to pop let's just say I've been backed up and ended up dropping the first big load all over her lips and nose. She giggled but you could tell she was a little annoyed. She made a comment like "oh so this is how my day is going to go". Since she took it like a champ and cleaned me up I ended up tipping another $20. Final out the door was $120 house + $80 tip. More than I usually spend but it's so rare for me to get out.

**Squatty2** · 12-10-20 15:28

Originally Posted by WalkerC [View Original Post]

Got a text from this girl today.

https://nova.bedpage.com/Therapeutic...h/9716032.html

I asked her how she got my number since I've never seen her before. She said that I had seen the girl that works with her and the share the same phone. I asked who that was, she said Eve. I said oh, ok.

Eve was in the basement floor of a small office building near Rt 7 & 50.

She asked if I would like to see her. I politely said, "I don't know, I was not real happy with Eves service. She replied, "well F you, you probably have a small penis too". She then said "you've been blocked".

Thanks for saving me my time and money.

In turn you just saved me the effort as well. She is a definite do not see.

**MikelSuTiger** · 12-10-20 09:13

See below:

https://nova.bedpage.com/Escorts/and...e/9794252.html

Originally Posted by RyanHarvey [View Original Post]

Pardon my ignorance but are you referring to Sophia and Eden Models?

**WalkerC** · 12-10-20 08:50

Anyone seen Cherry?

https://nova.bedpage.com/Therapeutic...x/9733466.html

I plan to try to see today regardless.

She has decent reviews in the other board but they never get to specific over there. Was wondering what extra can be had? I'll report back after I see her.

**RyanHarvey** · 12-10-20 07:35

Originally Posted by MikelSuTiger [View Original Post]

I called, left a few messages and texted as.

Well for an appt either today or tomorrow. No response. Guess its harder to get in than I imagined. Did end up in a familiar place near Tyson's, Ava has some new guests. Met Sophia, good experience!

In

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Pardon my ignorance but are you referring to Sophia and Eden Models?

**Happy Guy 2** · 12-10-20 01:37

Originally Posted by WalkerC [View Original Post]

Got a text from this girl today.

https://nova.bedpage.com/Therapeutic...h/9716032.html

I asked her how she got my number since I've never seen her before. She said that I had seen the girl that works with her and the share the same phone. I asked who that was, she said Eve. I said oh, ok.

Eve was in the basement floor of a small office building near Rt 7 & 50.

She asked if I would like to see her. I politely said, "I don't know, I was not real happy with Eves service. She replied, "well F you, you probably have a small penis too". She then said "you've been blocked".

Thanks for saving me my time and money.

That is a funny story.

What a marking approach!

Love it.

HG.

**MikelSuTiger** · 12-09-20 20:32

I called, left a few messages and texted as.

Well for an appt either today or tomorrow. No response. Guess its harder to get in than I imagined. Did end up in a familiar place near Tyson's, Ava has some new guests. Met Sophia, good experience!

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Originally Posted by WalkerC [View Original Post]

Leah was on my radar a few years ago before she disappeared. I tried several times but BG had (probably still does) awful customer service. Since their fees are already over $$, I'm curious about what girls there typically want for extras?

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**WalkerC** · 12-09-20 19:01

Got a text from this girl today.

https://nova.bedpage.com/Therapeutic...h/9716032.html

I asked her how she got my number since I've never seen her before. She said that I had seen the girl that works with her and the share the same phone. I asked who that was, she said Eve. I said oh, ok.

Eve was in the basement floor of a small office building near Rt 7 & 50.

She asked if I would like to see her. I politely said, "I don't know, I was not real happy with Eves service. She replied, "well F you, you probably have a small penis too". She then said "you've been blocked".

Thanks for saving me my time and money.

**WalkerC** · 12-09-20 17:31

Originally Posted by RyanHarvey [View Original Post]

She's 100% worth it tbh. Perfect face and body. Cute college girl but terrible availability and reliability. Just what you would expect from a mid 20's girl haha.

Leah was on my radar a few years ago before she disappeared. I tried several times but BG had (probably still does) awful customer service. Since their fees are already over $$, I'm curious about what girls there typically want for extras?