Massage Parlor Reports

[Shark125]

Been searching without luck so far for a AMP in the area that will perform Rim Jobs. Been close at a few places, but never actually received. Any other have a success story to share?

[Vcrgt]

What does that mean? Plastered on the beauties page.

Girls don't show up until after 12 pm the last several years. And they was closed on the weekends for a long while as well.

Is this back to the 2011-2012 times? When it was like 10 am-10 pm.

You just made my day!! I can only go in evenings and they used to close up around 7 usually so I didn't like to book so late when girls about to go home for night. Other competition in the are stay open to 9, 10 and even midnight if someone is on the schedule. ST must have decided they wanted to compete. Or girls need the hours. I know some of them drive from far so want to make most of the time. ST has offered Saturday for some months now.

[Phil86]

Scheduling was easy. Had a haircut and massage with Tara. This is my second visit to her. Its better than the first one. She lost some weight. I wanted a haircut since it was done 5 months ago. She did an amazing haircut, would go back to her just for haircuts. Imazine a sexy lady in a see through outfit giving a amazing haircut. Loved it. After that we went to her bedroom and undressed. She got naked immediately. I was allowed to roam except for the kitty. Gave me a good massage which she is known for, one of the best in nova area. There was lot of sexy talk and discussions. On the flip, she teased me well. Was able to suck the nipples, she finished me off with hand. Cleaned me up and then hopped in the shower. She hopped in shower with me. Had a fun time there too. I dried myself got dressed and paid 120 for massage 30 for haircut and another 30 for tip. Will definitely repeat. She has a roommate now, who is Rhonda. Tara said her menu has more options like FS etc. I only had a glance at her roommate as she was with someone else.

[SexyD]

Apparently the majority of SWers don't understand basic supply / demand graphs and how to reach the equilibrium point for max profit. They think that jacking up prices will balance out the lack of customers in terms of their income, when lowering prices would be best. Also, are you on SW Twitter? They are fucking delusional and it's nothing but an echo chamber of GPS.

With COVID exploding, I would expect the area to go into a hard shutdown around Christmas. Already starting in California. Better get a contact system in place for your favorite provider now. Of course, with lots of job losses and no stimulus, the market will shrink even more.

[Happy Guy 2]

It's getting to the point of GPS at a lot of AMPs because probably many guys are overpaying. For those that want to stick with the tried and true noVA prices, stand your ground and be prepared to walk. Korean and Thais are by far the worst regarding GPS. The Chinese providers seem to not give a big stink for accepting lower prices. Stand your ground guys. A lot of the AMP women in this area are middle aged over the hill and not worth the $$$ they are asking for a quick pump and dump. No offence to anyone who has made best friends with any of these providers but it's ridiculous what some of these providers want for a simple HJ.

I got perspective that pussy gets sore with lots of action and a quote of 300 for FS means she just does not want to do it. They rather us decline instead of them saying NO to a client. They are trained I client relations and cultural heritage.

So sometimes it is GPS due to SP (Sore Pussy) and really not wanting to do it. Tips right up to FS are pretty good from some of us.

Unless am totally wrong and some of you guys are gladly paying $$ And they are sorely laughing all the way to the bank.

Always be nice to the ladies. And you will be rewarded.

HG2.

P.S.- I am not a FS guy anyway but will do it if she begs. LOL.

[JustJohn007]

What does that mean? Plastered on the beauties page.

Girls don't show up until after 12 pm the last several years. And they was closed on the weekends for a long while as well.

Is this back to the 2011-2012 times? When it was like 10 am-10 pm.

Problem with location is getting in easily after a certain time.

[Adam2238]

Saw an report a little back about a Lily at 11250 bacon in Reston. Heard she had a fatass which is what I love but hard to find at AMPs. Called ahead and made an appointment. Met lily and wow what a damn body! Super cute S. Korean chick maybe early 30's with an amazing ass and nice c teddies. Had super good English which is a plus, and was very nice during the massage asking if everything was okay and all that multiple times. Massage wasn't LMT level by any means but she's new to this and for being new I thought she did excellent. Laid out her menu with no pressure, I chose the full nude HE and damn that body was even better with nothing on it. $. 6 for the day, worth it in my opinion. More on the menu for sure but I usually don't do FS, may have to next time. Anyone looking for a sweet and gorgeous girl, try out lily and take care of her!!

[NyHornet]

I will be in Lorton area but can travel anywhere in and around DC area. I don't mind the drive if its worth it.

Plenty to be had 15 min south in Woodbridge (Pine, Rt. One, Oasis in Dumfries) or 15 min north in Springfield (Spa Sung, Soft Touch).

[DCmdvawiz]

She told me she was 22 when asked directly, but through our conversation, she said it was her only her 1st year of college. Call it a stereotype, but I doubt she's 22 and in her first year of college. She added a couple years.

I believe this was the girl I saw a couple weeks ago, she said she was 18 and a local college girl just working a few days a week, my experience was a little like yours but on the flip, the first thing she said was "I am a virgin so no play" kinda killed the mood of you know what I mean, but she was beautiful.

[CoolWays]

I believe this was the girl I saw a couple weeks ago, she said she was 18 and a local college girl just working a few days a week, my experience was a little like yours but on the flip, the first thing she said was "I am a virgin so no play" kinda killed the mood of you know what I mean, but she was beautiful.

I have a very hit and miss relationship with the massage located at the LL of Mosby.

I stopped by last week and had a run in with Kiko. She's a Korean provider in her mid 30's with a gorgeous set of tits. Standard massage but on the flip she agreed to go topless and I got to play with some grade A melons while she serviced me in NOVA fashion. It was a good time and I'd most definitely repeat but after the session she told me that there was a much younger sexier girl who also worked here named Amy and beckoned that next time I try her.

So I took her up on the offer, but soon regretted it. Amy is without question the most gorgeous provider I've seen in the hobby. Too gorgeous, suspiciously pretty. To the point where it was off putting. Amy doesn't look like a massage provider she looks like a k-pop artist. Big eyes, skinny body, red lips. I was awestruck. Again this says more about me than anything but I suddenly found myself way too shy to even approach the subject of extras. We talked and had a good conversation. She works here 4 days a week while going to college in NY so unlike the older providers in NOVA I don't see her making a career out of this. There was no flip; when the massage was done it was done. I didn't push but I don't believe she offers extras and I'm not one to force someone against their will, I mean there has to be a level of mutual desire (even if it's faked) in order for me to get into it anyway.

I'd much prefer to revisit with Kiko. While she isn't a bombshell like Amy. I know there's fun to be had. But if you want eye candy and a mediocre massage. Ask for Amy.

[RockSwithSalt]

I will be in Lorton area but can travel anywhere in and around DC area. I don't mind the drive if its worth it.

Wow, that is over an hour south of the places I frequent, hopefully some other guys can help you out, Just a FYI don't even think about driving too far during rush hour from that location.

[Life410]

Maybe it means you can go longer than an hour, like 90 minutes or 2 hours?

Guys have been doing 2 and 4 hour sessions for years. Many girls have told me some guys would get them.

However, about a month ago I figured out you could do 45 mins. LOL.

[TheOuroboros]

With all due respect, I think she just wasn't into you.

Kiko knows what type of establishment she's running- why would she even throw her into that situation?

What I'm willing to bet, is that Kiko showed her the ropes / let her know what to expect, but said she doesn't have to do anything she's uncomfortable with.

Not saying I'm some extraordinarily beautiful man, but I'm in my 20's and in shape- I'll report back.

I will provide a counterpoint. I'm no spring chicken, sure, but I'm far from being over cooked. I probably just chickened out and didn’t pursue the extras that may have been available. But I'm fairly in shape and during the session she mentioned many a time how handsome I was. Now I will be devils advocate here and say sure there's always the possibility that's just her grooming me as a simp. But if she saw me as some kind of Prince Charming maybe she didn't want me to think of Cinderella as a dirty *****. Being nice and not aggressive in my intention perhaps backfired here.

Whatever the reason, I have a soft spot for the young and innocent looking. If she wanted to engage I'd be hella down to play, she didn't and I'm not going to sweat it. The whole ordeal made me do some real introspections. It made me realize that I'm more into more mature Asians anyway.

-GnS, Milfhunter.

[Jalil09]

Northern Va covers a lot of territory, help us narrow down our recommendations. Where will you be? I can help with Herndon / Reston / Sterling as the service level you seek is readily available.

I will be in Lorton area but can travel anywhere in and around DC area. I don't mind the drive if its worth it.

[DCmdvawiz]

I'm going to start this off by saying everyone will not get away with this.

Long story short, and as suspected, Amy is YMMV.

What threw me off was Grip saying Kiko (which made me assume Diamond Flash). I called flash and asked for "Amy" and Kiko (DF) said she is not available until Monday. I originally made an appointment for 10 am, but happened to re-read the board one more time, and realized Grip said smooth. After doing my googles, I called smooth and asked for "Amy" and she said come now because it's empty.

Upon getting to smooth, I was slightly apprehensive as Kiko (upstairs) confirmed an Amy, but Grip said he saw her downstairs (maybe she splits the time, I think?) Either way, when I got there, Amy was at Smooth (I hope kiko didn't try to pull a fast one).

Very pretty college girl- looks straight off of Georgetown's campus. Her massage is OKAY. It's not complete BS, but she is definitely learning (83/100). What Grip likely experienced is her combination of inexperience and shyness. She didn't say a word for about 10 minutes, until she finally asked where I was from (Sidenote: her English is VERY minimal). I told her DC and from there she asked me something along the lines of why I was in DC, to which I replied "school"- her eyes lit up with "me too". It was at that moment the extras were unlocked. If you get her talking, she will ALOT of it, and unless you speak Korean, the conversation is a little tough (especially with a mask).

Fast forward, she has me flip and immediately goes at it. I'm sure it's not her first time, but you wouldn't know it. I appreciate the finish, but holy hell it was all over the place. She wouldn't take her shirt all the way off, but she did lift it and drop her bra to reveal some solid hidden pillows (mid to high b).

Perhaps the craziest part was she seemingly had no expectation of a tip. Once my clothes were on, she just said "bye" and gave me a hug. I told her I wanted to tip her, and replied "really? Since I paid with my visa upfront, we went back by the door, and I added another Grant.

$. 25 total.

Oddly enough, I would repeat. She's clearly new, and will harden, but I see it as an opportunity to get in early.