Massage Parlor Reports

**RockSwithSalt** · 12-05-20 16:53

Originally Posted by Jalil09 [View Original Post]

I will be in Lorton area but can travel anywhere in and around DC area. I don't mind the drive if its worth it.

Wow, that is over an hour south of the places I frequent, hopefully some other guys can help you out, Just a FYI don't even think about driving too far during rush hour from that location.

**Life410** · 12-05-20 16:49

Originally Posted by LoveTheCurves [View Original Post]

Maybe it means you can go longer than an hour, like 90 minutes or 2 hours?

Guys have been doing 2 and 4 hour sessions for years. Many girls have told me some guys would get them.

However, about a month ago I figured out you could do 45 mins. LOL.

**TheOuroboros** · 12-05-20 16:29

Originally Posted by DCmdvawiz [View Original Post]

With all due respect, I think she just wasn't into you.

Kiko knows what type of establishment she's running- why would she even throw her into that situation?

What I'm willing to bet, is that Kiko showed her the ropes / let her know what to expect, but said she doesn't have to do anything she's uncomfortable with.

Not saying I'm some extraordinarily beautiful man, but I'm in my 20's and in shape- I'll report back.

I will provide a counterpoint. I'm no spring chicken, sure, but I'm far from being over cooked. I probably just chickened out and didn’t pursue the extras that may have been available. But I'm fairly in shape and during the session she mentioned many a time how handsome I was. Now I will be devils advocate here and say sure there's always the possibility that's just her grooming me as a simp. But if she saw me as some kind of Prince Charming maybe she didn't want me to think of Cinderella as a dirty *****. Being nice and not aggressive in my intention perhaps backfired here.

Whatever the reason, I have a soft spot for the young and innocent looking. If she wanted to engage I'd be hella down to play, she didn't and I'm not going to sweat it. The whole ordeal made me do some real introspections. It made me realize that I'm more into more mature Asians anyway.

-GnS, Milfhunter.

**Jalil09** · 12-05-20 15:35

Originally Posted by RockSwithSalt [View Original Post]

Northern Va covers a lot of territory, help us narrow down our recommendations. Where will you be? I can help with Herndon / Reston / Sterling as the service level you seek is readily available.

I will be in Lorton area but can travel anywhere in and around DC area. I don't mind the drive if its worth it.

**DCmdvawiz** · 12-05-20 15:23

I'm going to start this off by saying everyone will not get away with this.

Long story short, and as suspected, Amy is YMMV.

What threw me off was Grip saying Kiko (which made me assume Diamond Flash). I called flash and asked for "Amy" and Kiko (DF) said she is not available until Monday. I originally made an appointment for 10 am, but happened to re-read the board one more time, and realized Grip said smooth. After doing my googles, I called smooth and asked for "Amy" and she said come now because it's empty.

Upon getting to smooth, I was slightly apprehensive as Kiko (upstairs) confirmed an Amy, but Grip said he saw her downstairs (maybe she splits the time, I think?) Either way, when I got there, Amy was at Smooth (I hope kiko didn't try to pull a fast one).

Very pretty college girl- looks straight off of Georgetown's campus. Her massage is OKAY. It's not complete BS, but she is definitely learning (83/100). What Grip likely experienced is her combination of inexperience and shyness. She didn't say a word for about 10 minutes, until she finally asked where I was from (Sidenote: her English is VERY minimal). I told her DC and from there she asked me something along the lines of why I was in DC, to which I replied "school"- her eyes lit up with "me too". It was at that moment the extras were unlocked. If you get her talking, she will ALOT of it, and unless you speak Korean, the conversation is a little tough (especially with a mask).

Fast forward, she has me flip and immediately goes at it. I'm sure it's not her first time, but you wouldn't know it. I appreciate the finish, but holy hell it was all over the place. She wouldn't take her shirt all the way off, but she did lift it and drop her bra to reveal some solid hidden pillows (mid to high b).

Perhaps the craziest part was she seemingly had no expectation of a tip. Once my clothes were on, she just said "bye" and gave me a hug. I told her I wanted to tip her, and replied "really? Since I paid with my visa upfront, we went back by the door, and I added another Grant.

$. 25 total.

Oddly enough, I would repeat. She's clearly new, and will harden, but I see it as an opportunity to get in early.

**RockSwithSalt** · 12-05-20 13:06

Originally Posted by Jalil09 [View Original Post]

Fellas, I be in town for a couple days this week and am looking for a provider I can get a massage from. Could be AMP or someone works on their own. No FS required but would like to see them in their birthday suite. Incall or outcall but looking for a safe area. Can pm for any recommendations and if any of you guys are ever in the charleston sc area will return the favor.

Northern Va covers a lot of territory, help us narrow down our recommendations. Where will you be? I can help with Herndon / Reston / Sterling as the service level you seek is readily available.

**GilBang** · 12-05-20 12:47

Originally Posted by BunkerBuster [View Original Post]

When you take and share nude videos of women, neither the police nor commonwealth's attorney will care whether the women were doing something illegal.

Do you want your name and face on the TV news and internet forever as a video voyeur who exploits trafficked sex workers? Because that's how the narrative will go.

Do it in Maryland, and you'll land on the sex offender registry for 15 years.

Brother, is not worth it, just let them be and make their own boneheaded decisions. Remember, many in this world have lost common sense.

**GilBang** · 12-05-20 12:44

Originally Posted by MikelSuTiger [View Original Post]

Not familiar with LL, Do they advertise? What are the expected donations?

They usually advertise under Smooth Water Spa.

Originally Posted by GripNSip [View Original Post]

I have a very hit and miss relationship with the massage located at the LL of Mosby.

I stopped by last week and had a run in with Kiko. She's a Korean provider in her mid 30's with a gorgeous set of tits. Standard massage but on the flip she agreed to go topless and I got to play with some grade A melons while she serviced me in NOVA fashion. It was a good time and I'd most definitely repeat but after the session she told me that there was a much younger sexier girl who also worked here named Amy and beckoned that next time I try her.

So I took her up on the offer, but soon regretted it. Amy is without question the most gorgeous provider I've seen in the hobby. Too gorgeous, suspiciously pretty. To the point where it was off putting. Amy doesn't look like a massage provider she looks like a k-pop artist. Big eyes, skinny body, red lips. I was awestruck. Again this says more about me than anything but I suddenly found myself way too shy to even approach the subject of extras. We talked and had a good conversation. She works here 4 days a week while going to college in NY so unlike the older providers in NOVA I don't see her making a career out of this. There was no flip; when the massage was done it was done. I didn't push but I don't believe she offers extras and I'm not one to force someone against their will, I mean there has to be a level of mutual desire (even if it's faked) in order for me to get into it anyway.

I'd much prefer to revisit with Kiko. While she isn't a bombshell like Amy. I know there's fun to be had. But if you want eye candy and a mediocre massage. Ask for Amy.

I haven't been in quite a while, probably well over 1. 5 yrs. Sucks to hear about that Amy girl, I'm a sucker for girls fitting that description, but this may be a way for the AMP to somewhat get customers in and repeat hoping the service level changes, just my. 02.

**HeadKnocker81** · 12-05-20 12:20

Apparently the majority of SWers don't understand basic supply / demand graphs and how to reach the equilibrium point for max profit. They think that jacking up prices will balance out the lack of customers in terms of their income, when lowering prices would be best. Also, are you on SW Twitter? They are fucking delusional and it's nothing but an echo chamber of GPS.

Originally Posted by Barkeater [View Original Post]

There is a weird combination of low business and desperation. Combining to bring out the worst in the providers I have seen. I think a lot are willing to do the full monty for 200 or so, where before that would not have been on the table.

But also, regardless of money spent, I have been getting poor service as well. Maybe because I am not a regular. But I have had the same experience you have had. And, yes, the prices have gone up, which for me means that I have not been partaking lately.

Be Safe! - and always be nice, especially in these difficult times.

--BE.

**DCmdvawiz** · 12-05-20 12:17

With all due respect, I think she just wasn't into you.

Kiko knows what type of establishment she's running- why would she even throw her into that situation?

What I'm willing to bet, is that Kiko showed her the ropes / let her know what to expect, but said she doesn't have to do anything she's uncomfortable with.

Not saying I'm some extraordinarily beautiful man, but I'm in my 20's and in shape- I'll report back.

Originally Posted by MikelSuTiger [View Original Post]

Not familiar with LL, Do they advertise? What are the expected donations?

**Jalil09** · 12-05-20 11:57

Fellas, I be in town for a couple days this week and am looking for a provider I can get a massage from. Could be AMP or someone works on their own. No FS required but would like to see them in their birthday suite. Incall or outcall but looking for a safe area. Can pm for any recommendations and if any of you guys are ever in the charleston sc area will return the favor.

**LoveTheCurves** · 12-05-20 11:16

Originally Posted by Life410 [View Original Post]

What does that mean? Plastered on the beauties page.

Girls don't show up until after 12 pm the last several years. And they was closed on the weekends for a long while as well.

Is this back to the 2011-2012 times? When it was like 10 am-10 pm.

Maybe it means you can go longer than an hour, like 90 minutes or 2 hours?

**MikelSuTiger** · 12-05-20 10:08

Not familiar with LL, Do they advertise? What are the expected donations?

Originally Posted by GripNSip [View Original Post]

I have a very hit and miss relationship with the massage located at the LL of Mosby.

I stopped by last week and had a run in with Kiko. She's a Korean provider in her mid 30's with a gorgeous set of tits. Standard massage but on the flip she agreed to go topless and I got to play with some grade A melons while she serviced me in NOVA fashion. It was a good time and I'd most definitely repeat but after the session she told me that there was a much younger sexier girl who also worked here named Amy and beckoned that next time I try her.

So I took her up on the offer, but soon regretted it. Amy is without question the most gorgeous provider I've seen in the hobby. Too gorgeous, suspiciously pretty. To the point where it was off putting. Amy doesn't look like a massage provider she looks like a k-pop artist. Big eyes, skinny body, red lips. I was awestruck. Again this says more about me than anything but I suddenly found myself way too shy to even approach the subject of extras. We talked and had a good conversation. She works here 4 days a week while going to college in NY so unlike the older providers in NOVA I don't see her making a career out of this. There was no flip; when the massage was done it was done. I didn't push but I don't believe she offers extras and I'm not one to force someone against their will, I mean there has to be a level of mutual desire (even if it's faked) in order for me to get into it anyway.

I'd much prefer to revisit with Kiko. While she isn't a bombshell like Amy. I know there's fun to be had. But if you want eye candy and a mediocre massage. Ask for Amy.

**TheOuroboros** · 12-05-20 10:03

I have a very hit and miss relationship with the massage located at the LL of Mosby.

I stopped by last week and had a run in with Kiko. She's a Korean provider in her mid 30's with a gorgeous set of tits. Standard massage but on the flip she agreed to go topless and I got to play with some grade A melons while she serviced me in NOVA fashion. It was a good time and I'd most definitely repeat but after the session she told me that there was a much younger sexier girl who also worked here named Amy and beckoned that next time I try her.

So I took her up on the offer, but soon regretted it. Amy is without question the most gorgeous provider I've seen in the hobby. Too gorgeous, suspiciously pretty. To the point where it was off putting. Amy doesn't look like a massage provider she looks like a k-pop artist. Big eyes, skinny body, red lips. I was awestruck. Again this says more about me than anything but I suddenly found myself way too shy to even approach the subject of extras. We talked and had a good conversation. She works here 4 days a week while going to college in NY so unlike the older providers in NOVA I don't see her making a career out of this. There was no flip; when the massage was done it was done. I didn't push but I don't believe she offers extras and I'm not one to force someone against their will, I mean there has to be a level of mutual desire (even if it's faked) in order for me to get into it anyway.

I'd much prefer to revisit with Kiko. While she isn't a bombshell like Amy. I know there's fun to be had. But if you want eye candy and a mediocre massage. Ask for Amy.

**Life410** · 12-05-20 07:58

What does that mean? Plastered on the beauties page.

Girls don't show up until after 12 pm the last several years. And they was closed on the weekends for a long while as well.

Is this back to the 2011-2012 times? When it was like 10 am-10 pm.