Massage Parlor Reports

**Sexingit** · 11-20-20 14:20

Originally Posted by PSmith0380 [View Original Post]

Setup another bank account, use your work address, and have some cash from your direct deposit routed there instead from payroll. I personally do 250/ week and it builds up as a surplus. Give me some room to play with higher prices when I'm travelling.

Playing poker gives you a reason to withdraw money, and away from the home for prolonged periods of time. Perfect alibi.

**LoveDemAzn** · 11-20-20 06:36

Originally Posted by PSmith0380 [View Original Post]

Setup another bank account, use your work address, and have some cash from your direct deposit routed there instead from payroll. I personally do 250/ week and it builds up as a surplus. Give me some room to play with higher prices when I'm travelling.

Some can't use their work address like me, I use my best friend address then go paperless. One way to get cash is when you buy stuff do a withdraw and throw the receipt away. I usually go to Walmart and soda or something cheap and do withdraw of 50. Save the cash somewhere. If she ask what you spending say it's for your hobby for me it's fishing. Best place to save cash that work for me is in your car trunk where your spare tire is at. Now I don't need to cause my SO see how much I spend on my other hobby so we agree on separate account as long I pay all the bill I need too take care of and I would give her additional money each so she don't ask about my account.

**PSmith0380** · 11-19-20 20:11

Setup another bank account, use your work address, and have some cash from your direct deposit routed there instead from payroll. I personally do 250/ week and it builds up as a surplus. Give me some room to play with higher prices when I'm travelling.

**FloorHump422** · 11-19-20 17:20

Originally Posted by SeniorManager [View Original Post]

Because not everyone has the freedom to withdraw cash at will.

People with SO watching their bank account have hard time getting so much cash out without looking suspicious.

Trust me, I prefer cash too. LOL.

So I have no choice but created a secret cash app account and use that for hobby.

Anyone got better solution? I am all ear.

Make a savings account for college, end-of-year charitable donations, etc. , and put money into it on a weekly basis. You could also open a "retirement savings account" or take out money from your regular accounts for "investing". Robinhood is pretty user-friendly, but Vanguard looks more complicated if you want to confuse your SO.

**SeniorManager** · 11-19-20 17:17

Originally Posted by Korman23 [View Original Post]

Wouldn't your app be pulling money from your bank account anyway and still show up if checked?

I have some side hustle that is depositing to my cash app.

But they can't give me cash either.

**Sonny13** · 11-19-20 17:09

Originally Posted by SwiftChariot [View Original Post]

Good morning,
I came across this advertise yesterday.
https://www.eroticmonkey.ch/bella-es...-corner-867143#erotic.
Texted and was told 1. 2 for an hour massage. This place is over in Tysons on Lincoln. Texted and was provided room number. Walked in to a stunning young (22? She says) Thai / American woman. Gave her my 1. 2 and proceed to massage. After a mediocre 15 min massage I was asked to flip and for the next half hour we negotiated. Here's our conversation.

Girl (G): So what do you want today?

Monger (M): Everything you offer.

G: Well that will be 1. 8.

M: What do I get for 1. 8?

G: Oh you know, HJ, me naked.

M: That's it?

G: Ya, I am not allowed to do anything else.

M: I usually tip. 4 for that, but since you're hot I will do 1. 0.

G: I will do Clothed HJ for 1. 0.

M: Do customers actually pay you 1. 8 for a HJ.

G: All the time! I can't believe you are so cheap!

After two similar experiences earlier this year with different providers, I refuse to go back to Lincoln. To be honest, now when I inquire about a massage, and I'm advised they are located on Lincoln, I always politely decline.

**BushWood** · 11-19-20 16:58

Originally Posted by SeniorManager [View Original Post]

Because not everyone has the freedom to withdraw cash at will.

People with SO watching their bank account have hard time getting so much cash out without looking suspicious.

Trust me, I prefer cash too. LOL.

So I have no choice but created a secret cash app account and use that for hobby.

Anyone got better solution? I am all ear.

Do the grocery shopping and get cash back every time to build your fund.

**Korman23** · 11-19-20 16:48

Originally Posted by SeniorManager [View Original Post]

Because not everyone has the freedom to withdraw cash at will.

People with SO watching their bank account have hard time getting so much cash out without looking suspicious.

Trust me, I prefer cash too. LOL.

So I have no choice but created a secret cash app account and use that for hobby.

Anyone got better solution? I am all ear.

Wouldn't your app be pulling money from your bank account anyway and still show up if checked?

**Schmatz** · 11-19-20 15:35

I'm not sure if she is still around or not, but had a great dream about Lucy a bit ago that I see now I didn't report on. Lucy works out of the same location as Ava.

Anyhoo.

I set up my appointment and arrive on time, texted to let her know I was there. 25 minutes past scheduled appointment, she texts and says come on down. Meantime I had juat been sitting in my car in the parking lot. Arrive, door was slightly cracked, and as I walk in I feel a hand touch my shoulder from behind. I about jumped out of my skin, turned ready for who knows what when insee this adorably lovely 30 ish lady in a nice tight red dress. She started to giggle, I fitted my skin back on as she led me to the treatment room. As ahe closes the door, business begins. Everything on the table, but I didn't bring the Bennies for that so paid the fee for hour massage and NOVA.

Undress face down on the table, she begins light utterly non therapeutic massage for about 10 minutes. She tries to get Alexa to play massage music, but Alexa is can't seem to grasp Lucy's thick accent. She steps out for a sec, comes back in with Ava who helps her ger some different music going. Ava's all like hey and I'm all like what's up. Ava steps out and it's back to business and starts teasing back down and around. Five minutes of this and she tells me to flip. She goes righ for Hugh, mybhands start roaming cute buty, B size natties, and finally the big finish. Ahe hands me a box of tissues and cleans her hands. I clean up and start to lay back down, but she says, "you finish (pointing at Hugh), you all done" then hands me my pants.

Face 8.

Body 8.

Skill 3.

NOVA 7.

Wouldn't repeat.

Ava seemed a cutie but haven't gotten there yet with everything going on. I've seen report of several girls in that same general location but only a few repots.

**SeniorManager** · 11-19-20 13:05

Originally Posted by WalkerC [View Original Post]

I never understand why people want to pay with an app that can be tracked.

Because not everyone has the freedom to withdraw cash at will.

People with SO watching their bank account have hard time getting so much cash out without looking suspicious.

Trust me, I prefer cash too. LOL.

So I have no choice but created a secret cash app account and use that for hobby.

Anyone got better solution? I am all ear.

**Kijimuna** · 11-19-20 10:29

Originally Posted by SwiftChariot [View Original Post]

Good morning,

I came across this advertise yesterday.

https://www.eroticmonkey.ch/bella-es...-corner-867143#erotic.

Texted and was told 1. 2 for an hour massage. This place is over in Tysons on Lincoln. Texted and was provided room number. Walked in to a stunning young (22? She says) Thai / American woman. Gave her my 1. 2 and proceed to massage. After a mediocre 15 min massage I was asked to flip and for the next half hour we negotiated. Here's our conversation.

Girl (G): So what do you want today?

Monger (M): Everything you offer.

G: Well that will be 1. 8.

M: What do I get for 1. 8?

G: Oh you know, HJ, me naked.

M: That's it?

G: Ya, I am not allowed to do anything else.

M: I usually tip. 4 for that, but since you're hot I will do 1. 0.

G: I will do Clothed HJ for 1. 0.

M: Do customers actually pay you 1. 8 for a HJ.

G: All the time! I can't believe you are so cheap!

M: I am not cheap, I am thinking with my big head today not my little one.

G: Ok well, that's my offer, take it or leave it.

M: Ok, have a nice day.

And then for the next half hour she kept trying to pressure me about how good she is. Bros no lie she is hot, but a topless HJ and a 15 min massage for 3. 0 is a joke.

She shares the place with Annie and another Thai girl. I saw the other Thai girl a few weeks ago and she tried the same crap. I ended up declining a HJ and had her massage my feet for the whole hour. Bella was there in the kitchen, she has a weird raspy voice that sounds like a ladyboy.

**SwiftChariot** · 11-19-20 10:09

Good morning,

I came across this advertise yesterday.

https://www.eroticmonkey.ch/bella-es...-corner-867143#erotic.

Texted and was told 1. 2 for an hour massage. This place is over in Tysons on Lincoln. Texted and was provided room number. Walked in to a stunning young (22? She says) Thai / American woman. Gave her my 1. 2 and proceed to massage. After a mediocre 15 min massage I was asked to flip and for the next half hour we negotiated. Here's our conversation.

Girl (G): So what do you want today?

Monger (M): Everything you offer.

G: Well that will be 1. 8.

M: What do I get for 1. 8?

G: Oh you know, HJ, me naked.

M: That's it?

G: Ya, I am not allowed to do anything else.

M: I usually tip. 4 for that, but since you're hot I will do 1. 0.

G: I will do Clothed HJ for 1. 0.

M: Do customers actually pay you 1. 8 for a HJ.

G: All the time! I can't believe you are so cheap!

M: I am not cheap, I am thinking with my big head today not my little one.

G: Ok well, that's my offer, take it or leave it.

M: Ok, have a nice day.

And then for the next half hour she kept trying to pressure me about how good she is. Bros no lie she is hot, but a topless HJ and a 15 min massage for 3. 0 is a joke.

**Hawaii Dreamin** · 11-18-20 22:47

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**WalkerC** · 11-18-20 22:00

Originally Posted by SeniorManager [View Original Post]

Who are some of the best independent massage provider in this area?

Race don't really matter to me, spinner or thicker don't matter to me either, just no BBW or 40 plus old ladies.

Don't really want to go to AMP right now, most of they require mask. Also, I am looking for a provider that would accept Cash app or venmo.

Any suggestion would be appreciated. Thanks.

I never understand why people want to pay with an app that can be tracked.

**SeniorManager** · 11-18-20 21:16

Who are some of the best independent massage provider in this area?

Race don't really matter to me, spinner or thicker don't matter to me either, just no BBW or 40 plus old ladies.

Don't really want to go to AMP right now, most of they require mask. Also, I am looking for a provider that would accept Cash app or venmo.

Any suggestion would be appreciated. Thanks.