Massage Parlor Reports

[OhioRich]

Please and thank you. Feel free to PM me. First time here and already bored.

Welcome to "NoVA" where the slang for "Happy Ending" is "Standard NoVA". Just open google maps and type in "massage near me". Above a HE you may have to look a little. But if your looking for a "Standard" experience you probably don't even have to get into your car.

[NovaThings]

Well, it has been a while since I ventured out into these Covid ridden streets, but I thought I might take advantage of the Holiday to stop at Far East in Chantilly. In the past I have had good results there, and I was hoping to avoid the disappointing experiences I have had recently in the Northern Virginia AMP scene, where evidently many providers are trying to compensate for a lack of demand by offering bad services and charging as much as they can for it. I thought things could not get any worse.

Boy was I wrong! I was greeted by Ruby, who at first seemed promising. She was youthful and not bad to look at, although she never did take the mask off so she is probably in that Asian range of 30-50 somewhere. Probably B cups and a slim figure.

She checked all the "bad experience" boxes. Lackluster table shower and massage. Immediately jumping into hard sell mode on the flip. Asking for a Benjamin for standard nova, and insisting on receiving money prior to the act. Immediately jack hammering on my poor Johnson, and then rushing me out the door in less than forty minutes. The last part I wasn't unhappy about, as I just wanted to get out of there.

In addition she had either poor language skills or just a two dimensional personality; all she did was keep saying cartoon-ish "you so handsome" and "you so strong". Ugh, a complete waste of time and money. Big thumbs down. Would not recommend.

Anyone having better experiences in Chantilly / Herndon / Reston? - I keep drawing bad hands.

Be safe out there, and always be nice to the ladies, even when they are cartoon-ishly awful! .

--BE.

The NOVA scene has regressed significantly since COVID. I was hoping younger, more reasonable talent would influx from NY and other hard hit areas but that hasn't been the case. It seems NOVA has become the final stop for those trying to make as much $$$ while they can at the later stages of their careers. Hopefully it will change.

[NovaThings]

Annie's the name to remember here.

I went to her off a report from the Escorts thread, but let me share this with you fellas.

She's a spinner with an all natural body. A face that is worth keeping your eyes open for. B's that are soft and perky. A firm and curvy booty that doesn't belong on a spinner. And a top notch massage. She went to town on the massage, which'll drop you $. 2 for an hour before tip. Now before you get dissuaded by that, I will say it is a very thorough massage. Used her whole body to stretch, crack, and really dig into my body. I came out feeling brand new. I was only 30 minutes in but I was hooked.

Now for the tip. She offers FS (hence why she was on Escorts thread) for $$. I didn't have enough. I threw her 80 and asked what I could get. She got naked and finished me with a HJ. She got on top of me RCG style and started going at it. I felt her get a little wet downtown as I was roaming all over her body and so I let my fingers slide in. The moans she produced were exciting to say the least. I couldn't last nearly as long as I wished. I hadn't had enough of that soft skin, supple chest, and juicy booty.

Sure I paid more in the end than I would normally (But was it worth it? Absolutely. If you're into the spinner type, Annie is the one for you.

https://washingtondc.craigslist.org/...224171578.html

And no, she may not be the one in the pic, but she definitely looks close to it. Overall rating: 9. 5/10. She's here for a couple months longer and I'll definitely be repeating, whether for the massage or more. Monger on

Is she Thai or Viet? Trying to go outside of the k-AMP / K-agency scene. TIA.

[BD490]

Thanks for the report! How close is she to the pic face wise? I prefer the Asian American looking girls, there's a big difference with how they do their make up compared to fobby Asian girls (it just doesn't do it for me). It's one of the reasons why I don't go to AMP's or K-agencies anymore.

I would say looks more Asian-American than not. She has dyed blonde hair, speaks good English and it's definitely not the over the top make-up you find on AMP's or K-agencies. I will leave a disclaimer and say the apartment was dark, but overall I found her to be quite attractive.

And of course, in this line of business YMMV. Krzyazn mentioned a different experience from mine. Another monger said he was blocked before getting an address. Mine was fantastic.

She was very enthusiastic and involved in the massage for me, going through great lengths to make sure I had a good time. I would say I've had enough massages to discern a good technique. This one was definitely top notch for me. As I mentioned, she is on the pricey side (I'd recommend carrying $$, or going for hhr). If that's not a problem for you, I'd say take a swing and report back!

[Serpico99]

Thanks for the report! How close is she to the pic face wise? I prefer the Asian American looking girls, there's a big difference with how they do their make up compared to fobby Asian girls (it just doesn't do it for me). It's one of the reasons why I don't go to AMP's or K-agencies anymore.

You my friend absolutely get it. I'm with you. I notice a big difference between Asian American girls who grew up here and Asians that are "transplants". The ones that grew up here young, know how to put on make up compared to the those that are transplants. Not insulting anyone but there is a difference.

[Krzyazn128]

Thanks for the report! How close is she to the pic face wise? I prefer the Asian American looking girls, there's a big difference with how they do their make up compared to fobby Asian girls (it just doesn't do it for me). It's one of the reasons why I don't go to AMP's or K-agencies anymore.

It's close to the pic but IMHO she's not worth it. She's def only doing it for the money and she doesn't enjoy it. During my visit she said she's only doing it because she's renting a super expensive place, I admit it's a nice apartment. 120 for the massage. Everything else is extra, don't overpay for mediocre service guys.

[Bob O Rama]

Thanks for the report! How close is she to the pic face wise? I prefer the Asian American looking girls, there's a big difference with how they do their make up compared to fobby Asian girls (it just doesn't do it for me). It's one of the reasons why I don't go to AMP's or K-agencies anymore

Where would you even find Asian American girls, other than the ones advertising on Eros and charging 700-1000 per hour?

[Barkeater]

Well, it has been a while since I ventured out into these Covid ridden streets, but I thought I might take advantage of the Holiday to stop at Far East in Chantilly. In the past I have had good results there, and I was hoping to avoid the disappointing experiences I have had recently in the Northern Virginia AMP scene, where evidently many providers are trying to compensate for a lack of demand by offering bad services and charging as much as they can for it. I thought things could not get any worse.

Boy was I wrong! I was greeted by Ruby, who at first seemed promising. She was youthful and not bad to look at, although she never did take the mask off so she is probably in that Asian range of 30-50 somewhere. Probably B cups and a slim figure.

She checked all the "bad experience" boxes. Lackluster table shower and massage. Immediately jumping into hard sell mode on the flip. Asking for a Benjamin for standard nova, and insisting on receiving money prior to the act. Immediately jack hammering on my poor Johnson, and then rushing me out the door in less than forty minutes. The last part I wasn't unhappy about, as I just wanted to get out of there.

In addition she had either poor language skills or just a two dimensional personality; all she did was keep saying cartoon-ish "you so handsome" and "you so strong". Ugh, a complete waste of time and money. Big thumbs down. Would not recommend.

Anyone having better experiences in Chantilly / Herndon / Reston? - I keep drawing bad hands.

Be safe out there, and always be nice to the ladies, even when they are cartoon-ishly awful! .

--BE.

[ItSpi]

Annie's the name to remember here.

I went to her off a report from the Escorts thread, but let me share this with you fellas.

She's a spinner with an all natural body. A face that is worth keeping your eyes open for. B's that are soft and perky. A firm and curvy booty that doesn't belong on a spinner. And a top notch massage. She went to town on the massage, which'll drop you $. 2 for an hour before tip. Now before you get dissuaded by that, I will say it is a very thorough massage. Used her whole body to stretch, crack, and really dig into my body. I came out feeling brand new. I was only 30 minutes in but I was hooked.

Now for the tip. She offers FS (hence why she was on Escorts thread) for $$. I didn't have enough. I threw her 80 and asked what I could get. She got naked and finished me with a HJ. She got on top of me RCG style and started going at it. I felt her get a little wet downtown as I was roaming all over her body and so I let my fingers slide in. The moans she produced were exciting to say the least. I couldn't last nearly as long as I wished. I hadn't had enough of that soft skin, supple chest, and juicy booty.

Sure I paid more in the end than I would normally (But was it worth it? Absolutely. If you're into the spinner type, Annie is the one for you.

https://washingtondc.craigslist.org/...224171578.html

And no, she may not be the one in the pic, but she definitely looks close to it. Overall rating: 9. 5/10. She's here for a couple months longer and I'll definitely be repeating, whether for the massage or more. Monger on

Thanks for the report! How close is she to the pic face wise? I prefer the Asian American looking girls, there's a big difference with how they do their make up compared to fobby Asian girls (it just doesn't do it for me). It's one of the reasons why I don't go to AMP's or K-agencies anymore.

[Versatilepg]

Looks new to me, anybody else have experience?

Put wrong number it is more than what I put in thread meant 3 and over.

[OldBoomer]

Did it come with a HE?

Lara has been discussed quite a bit recently. Search Lara and check out the posts. Tara has been my top massage provider for a long time. Lara is now equal to and in some ways even better. Yes, she is harder to book and the parking while available and adequate, is more difficult. As to the menu, I have been happy with the massage alone. However, if you are nice, the services can be greatly extended. Ask upfront and you may be surprised at the menu that may appear. As has been discussed, the view for that menu can also be quite nice. The skill level for those extended services is also very good.

A word of warning. YMMV depending on how she reacts to you. After all is said and done, this is a person; there is no guarantee.

[SheepDog23]

Hey fellas, I noticed an AMP in Manassas on Libera Ave. Called Nikki Massage. I was thinking of popping in for a visit. Has anyone been there? If so, what's the deal?

Thanks.

[VBMax]

Please and thank you. Feel free to PM me. First time here and already bored.

[Shark125]

Tried this masseuse wasn't sure if pics would align with lady in person but they did. Was shocked. Went for topless massage cost. 2. Must say got the length of time and end was good. Treat with respect YMMV.

https://dc.rubratings.com/198316

Nice change of pace with Rachel.

Looks new to me, anybody else have experience?

[Johnnyjeffers]

Tried this masseuse wasn't sure if pics would align with lady in person but they did. Was shocked. Went for topless massage cost. 2. Must say got the length of time and end was good. Treat with respect YMMV.

https://dc.rubratings.com/198316

Nice change of pace with Rachel.

Glad to hear it. Was thinking about TOFTT but you beat me to it. Will give her a try.