Massage Parlor Reports

**Locke41** · 11-02-20 16:48

I've been to ff in fairfax pre covid and d's in fairfax this week. I really had no reason to think either had anything on offer, though there are mixed statements here about ff. That trip was a bit eye opening honestly. Compared to a national chain type place it was very flirtatious there was almost no draping and I daresay there was teasing. I'm get very shy though which probably blocks me. I believe they closed down, at least there was a sign indicating that. So despite all the evidence of d's being legit I was curious if it would be a bit over the line. The masseuse was 30's, thin and pretty and again compared to a chain it was more fun, she got on the table a few times and it was a good massage but there was considerable draping and it ended with ok were done.

**TheOuroboros** · 11-02-20 15:15

Haven't really posted in a while. Haven't been feeling adventurous of late but made some time this week to visit Sun therapy. As fate would have it I also visited another AMP by the name of Sun star therapy. So today I'll give you a two for one.

Sun Therapy:

Met with Kim who was a petite Korean maybe in her 50's. On the older side for sure but she's managed to keep her body in top form. Junior was definitely looking forward to the flip. I got 30 min but honestly Kim gives a decent massage and I would have happily paid the hour for her skill. But nevertheless the flip is what I came for and for a benji I got her to fully undress and gorged on her kitty while she returned the favor in 69. Definitely enjoyed my session and may return for more entertainment.

Sun star therapy:

Another Korean AMP where I met with Hannah. Also would pin her in her 50's as well, but Asian women defy age like no other, it's just a number to them she can easily pass for 40. She was tall, thin, and stacked. Solid Cs top side wearing a skimpy white dress that I wanted to tear off her as soon as we got into the room. 20 min massage and then I convinced her to give me FS for $. 6. A little much I know, but it was worth it. She got on her knees and let give me a nice CBJ before I pinned her to the table for the main event. I'm not a big guy. Far from it truth be told, but Hannah was tight and kept making an "oh my god" face with every slow thrust like those campy "my sister got caught in the washing machine" porns (u know the ones) which was a giant turn on for me. I mean it's not everyday I can pretend like I got a big dick. But inside Hannah, I felt like a king.

**WalkerC** · 11-02-20 15:11

Originally Posted by Barkeater [View Original Post]

I'm a little hesitant to go to FHOH just because I can't find anything on the web about it at all, and other than what I hear from you fine people there is just no intel on this place. Has it always been this way?

Just curious. When visiting, is there anything specific you need to when making an appointment? Or do they assume if you are a man making an appointment for a massage you are looking for happy times?

Many thanks, be safe out there.

--BE.

They pretty much know why you are there. As mentioned, depending on what you want should determine who you see. Sandra and Leah offer FS. Though in my experience Sandra may or may not the first time. Leah will right away. Sandra does not offer CBJ, Leah will. As mentioned Sandra is more attractive. Adriana is very attractive and much younger then Sandra or Leah, and pretty fun, but no FS, that I know of. Viviana is beautiful but a last resort, or maybe your better off going else where if she is the only one available there. All in all, FHOH is worth a visit, IMO.

**RockSwithSalt** · 11-02-20 15:09

Originally Posted by Barkeater [View Original Post]

I'm a little hesitant to go to FHOH just because I can't find anything on the web about it at all,

If you search based on their phone number you will be led to the fact that spaced over the last 5 years they have placed a handful of ads on Body Rub Index, posting pictures that match the decor of the pictures posted on their Yelp review page. Very low key indeed. IMHO You are going to need to be more direct than assuming they know what you want.

**WalkerC** · 11-02-20 15:02

Originally Posted by GripNSip [View Original Post]

Tall blonde is Leah. Leah and Sandra offer FS and IMHO would be the only reason to visit FHOH. Sandra being the more attractive of the two. Adriana is the new girl and she is a brunette. She's very attractive as well but I haven't had a dream with her so I can't tell you what's on the menu. What I can tell you is her menu is far more open than Viviana. I've gotten to know Viviana over the years, she is the tiny dirty blonde haired one, she's very attractive but she doesn't like the massage portion of Sandras business. Remember FHOH spa does offer legit services that are used by many. Facials, body sculpting, and injecting. And Viviana is the only employee next to Sandra who is trained in it. Leah and Adriana are strictly there for our massage purposes.

So when staff is short. Sandra, much to the contempt of Viviana, will thrust the massage duties on her. She doesn't like it and takes no passion in it. Her service thus is appropriately reflected as such. As many seniors and I (and now Fun Dreams) have learned, it just isn't worth the money to see her.

Her purpose at FHOH is to appease our wives when they go to do a cool sculpting appointment while us degenerates pound Sandra in the room next door.

If anyone's got intel on Adriana I'd love to hear it.

I have seen Adriana a few times, pre Covid. She is very attractive And pretty tall. Her menu is pretty limited, but great kisser, though that might be off the menu for now. She did get completely nude but not much else. YMMV and maybe she has opened up more as when I saw her she was fairly new there.

**WalkerC** · 11-02-20 14:57

Originally Posted by FunDreams [View Original Post]

Should have listened to the board but I went against my better judgement and tried out Viviana, I recalled her being an attractive and looking very sexy last year in a mini skirt.

Book a half hour with her, out. 8 from the start.

Let me tell you, what a WASTE. Massage was terrible, light touch would give her too much credit as there was no skill except for just running her oily hands on your body. The entire time she didn't say a word. Cleaned up with a warm towel, asked to flip, and same procedure but on the front avoiding the mid section. 20 minutes in, she just leaves the room. Stunned, I lay there for a few minutes, thinking maybe she had to use the bathroom or something. But no, that was it. No mention of it being over or anything. What a weird experience.

Left and she was on her phone by the exit. Glad she wasn't expecting or waiting for a tip. Never again fellas, listen to the board.

Should have gone with Sandra, even with all her chit chat.

Viviana has always been that way. She clearly does not enjoy what she is doing. FHOH offers a lot of other services you would find in a legit day spa. She'd be better off at a place like that.

**Barkeater** · 11-02-20 13:28

I'm a little hesitant to go to FHOH just because I can't find anything on the web about it at all, and other than what I hear from you fine people there is just no intel on this place. Has it always been this way?

Just curious. When visiting, is there anything specific you need to when making an appointment? Or do they assume if you are a man making an appointment for a massage you are looking for happy times?

Many thanks, be safe out there.

--BE.

Originally Posted by GripNSip [View Original Post]

Tall blonde is Leah. Leah and Sandra offer FS and IMHO would be the only reason to visit FHOH. Sandra being the more attractive of the two. Adriana is the new girl and she is a brunette. She's very attractive as well but I haven't had a dream with her so I can't tell you what's on the menu. What I can tell you is her menu is far more open than Viviana. I've gotten to know Viviana over the years, she is the tiny dirty blonde haired one, she's very attractive but she doesn't like the massage portion of Sandras business. Remember FHOH spa does offer legit services that are used by many. Facials, body sculpting, and injecting. And Viviana is the only employee next to Sandra who is trained in it. Leah and Adriana are strictly there for our massage purposes.

So when staff is short. Sandra, much to the contempt of Viviana, will thrust the massage duties on her. She doesn't like it and takes no passion in it. Her service thus is appropriately reflected as such. As many seniors and I (and now Fun Dreams) have learned, it just isn't worth the money to see her.

Her purpose at FHOH is to appease our wives when they go to do a cool sculpting appointment while us degenerates pound Sandra in the room next door.

If anyone's got intel on Adriana I'd love to hear it.

**OrZammar** · 11-02-20 13:04

I left a review on Kinsey back at the end of July, finally caught up this morning and there are some key differences. One: her cat was not hiding this time, sorry if you have cat allergies. 2, she has a mirror now so you can see when goes under the table now. 3: she finished me while under the table this time and it was jizz on tit glory. She mentioned she got an assistant to help with booking now, but the assistant is on vacation right now.

https://dc.rubratings.com/165339

**TheOuroboros** · 11-02-20 12:44

Originally Posted by BigPoppa2308 [View Original Post]

Which one is Vivian? Is she the dark haired one or the blonde one? Before covid I was a regular with Sandra but the one time she wasn't available I saw a tall blonde who gave good service. I'm just trying to remember if that was someone else or maybe Vivian has changed.

Tall blonde is Leah. Leah and Sandra offer FS and IMHO would be the only reason to visit FHOH. Sandra being the more attractive of the two. Adriana is the new girl and she is a brunette. She's very attractive as well but I haven't had a dream with her so I can't tell you what's on the menu. What I can tell you is her menu is far more open than Viviana. I've gotten to know Viviana over the years, she is the tiny dirty blonde haired one, she's very attractive but she doesn't like the massage portion of Sandras business. Remember FHOH spa does offer legit services that are used by many. Facials, body sculpting, and injecting. And Viviana is the only employee next to Sandra who is trained in it. Leah and Adriana are strictly there for our massage purposes.

So when staff is short. Sandra, much to the contempt of Viviana, will thrust the massage duties on her. She doesn't like it and takes no passion in it. Her service thus is appropriately reflected as such. As many seniors and I (and now Fun Dreams) have learned, it just isn't worth the money to see her.

Her purpose at FHOH is to appease our wives when they go to do a cool sculpting appointment while us degenerates pound Sandra in the room next door.

If anyone's got intel on Adriana I'd love to hear it.

**FunDreams** · 11-02-20 12:34

Originally Posted by BigPoppa2308 [View Original Post]

Which one is Vivian? Is she the dark haired one or the blonde one? Before covid I was a regular with Sandra but the one time she wasn't available I saw a tall blonde who gave good service. I'm just trying to remember if that was someone else or maybe Vivian has changed.

She's petite. Used to have a tight body, looks a little more pudgy now. Brunette.

**BigPoppa2308** · 11-02-20 12:32

Which one is Vivian? Is she the dark haired one or the blonde one? Before covid I was a regular with Sandra but the one time she wasn't available I saw a tall blonde who gave good service. I'm just trying to remember if that was someone else or maybe Vivian has changed.

Originally Posted by FunDreams [View Original Post]

Should have listened to the board but I went against my better judgement and tried out Viviana, I recalled her being an attractive and looking very sexy last year in a mini skirt.

Book a half hour with her, out. 8 from the start.

Let me tell you, what a WASTE. Massage was terrible, light touch would give her too much credit as there was no skill except for just running her oily hands on your body. The entire time she didn't say a word. Cleaned up with a warm towel, asked to flip, and same procedure but on the front avoiding the mid section. 20 minutes in, she just leaves the room. Stunned, I lay there for a few minutes, thinking maybe she had to use the bathroom or something. But no, that was it. No mention of it being over or anything. What a weird experience.

Left and she was on her phone by the exit. Glad she wasn't expecting or waiting for a tip. Never again fellas, listen to the board.

Should have gone with Sandra, even with all her chit chat.

**FunDreams** · 11-02-20 11:21

Should have listened to the board but I went against my better judgement and tried out Viviana, I recalled her being an attractive and looking very sexy last year in a mini skirt.

Book a half hour with her, out. 8 from the start.

Let me tell you, what a WASTE. Massage was terrible, light touch would give her too much credit as there was no skill except for just running her oily hands on your body. The entire time she didn't say a word. Cleaned up with a warm towel, asked to flip, and same procedure but on the front avoiding the mid section. 20 minutes in, she just leaves the room. Stunned, I lay there for a few minutes, thinking maybe she had to use the bathroom or something. But no, that was it. No mention of it being over or anything. What a weird experience.

Left and she was on her phone by the exit. Glad she wasn't expecting or waiting for a tip. Never again fellas, listen to the board.

Should have gone with Sandra, even with all her chit chat.

**Kijimuna** · 11-02-20 09:28

Originally Posted by ErikaScorpio [View Original Post]

I googled Crystal in Vienna today and it says that they're open; I had a few awesome qv there before it got closed.

Has anyone gone back there lately? Can you confirm that fun is still to be had in there?

Stay safe.

Erik.

They are not open.

**RockSwithSalt** · 11-01-20 23:27

Originally Posted by Procrast333 [View Original Post]

Has anyone been to the J&Y?

Hadn't heard of it, so I looked it up and then searched here on the location "Burke" and this popped.

http://www.usasexguide.nl/forum/show...824&viewfull=1#post4880824.

**IcedOne2** · 11-01-20 22:14

Originally Posted by Procrast333 [View Original Post]

Has anyone been to the J&Y?

Yes just went sat. Very good massage and shower! They do have a sauna I saw as well (didn't try that part) the massage was a 6 and the finish was Daty with plenty of teasing before hand. Anne was her name I believe. Looks is a, a little fluffy for me. But she was super energetic and I am sure the total package can be had.