Massage Parlor Reports

[Life410]

Website has her listed as Renee with pics coming soon. Why'all remember her? Fun girl and very attractive.

Think she was indy afterwards for a while as Jessica in fairfax according to several sources. TER: 247201.

Remember keep vigilante guys. The recession will bring some back. They all not going to make only fans accounts as that is not a low key thing.

[Galleon]

Link won't work.

Google cuddle comfort HealingHeart111, that worked for me.

I've heard about cuddles. Always wondered if there was more available, probably YMMV.

I have tried it once and while it was a surprisingly relaxing experience, it didn't feel at all like something that could turn sexual. So you'd probably be wasting your money if that was your main goal.

[Telcova]

Guys, any idea about the post-covid massage with 2 per hr happy-endings? Big tatties preferable and roamable. Wouldn't like to offend anyone by skipping the massage process)).

Ty and stay safe!

I've had a few two-fers. Sometimes they get one off in the shower, that gives me time to reload. Also, you can tell them what you are looking for and again, cut one loose at the beginning, massage, go again. I told one that it was my birthday (I was within the week) and she complied.

And always tip accordingly.

[WalkerC]

https://www.cuddlecomfort.com/HealingHeart111

Came across this. I didn't realize professional cuddling was the thing.

Guess she also does massage.

I've heard about cuddles. Always wondered if there was more available, probably YMMV.

[MangoBalls78]

https://www.cuddlecomfort.com/HealingHeart111

Came across this. I didn't realize professional cuddling was the thing.

Guess she also does massage.

Link won't work.

[Kijimuna]

https://www.cuddlecomfort.com/HealingHeart111

Came across this. I didn't realize professional cuddling was the thing.

Guess she also does massage.

[BookerTNelson]

Did it come with a HE?

Yes, it has the standard NOVA finish.

[Hwr02]

I've been perusing the pages for new providers, needed some muscles relaxed, and thought I'd give Lara a try.

Screening was quick and successful. Location as advertised. I tapped the door and it opened and there behind it. The photos lie not my friends, a sheer robe gave an astounding view of a tall, firm, flawless womanly shape and a seriously stunning face. That and her cooingly seductive voice was almost enough to tip me over the edge. But what followed was an excellent massage. She's had the training to do a proper job, and worked with hot stones and a massage gun to straighten out a stiff foot and a sore shoulder that had been bugging me for weeks. She hits the right balance between "that's not getting it done" and "ow ow ow that kinda hurts".

I left there a better person, a satisfied person, and I will return. $140/ hr is a bargain for the touch of a woman like that.

https://dc.rubratings.com/186621

Did it come with a HE?

[RockSwithSalt]

I want to take one but us there a secret knock for late nights at AMPs like are the business hours on door the hours after hours too.

Call or text, if they want the business you can set a time, then do the same when you arrive so they know the person at the door (usually locked) is you. Even during business hours I call ahead to confirm that they can take someone.

[ICantWait]

I want to take one but us there a secret knock for late nights at AMPs like are the business hours on door the hours after hours too.

[Squatty2]

She is a thicker woman. Body is average Chinese chick physique but she has thick legs, a thick ass (no hips or round bubble), a C cup pair of teddies and a 2 months chubby belly. I try to switch on from the get go and tell her she has beautiful eyes. She smiles and tells me to strip and hop on the table. I agree and as she leaves, I complimented her on the pin in her hair. Please note, there was nothing exceptional about her eyes or the hair accessory.

Dying laughing.

[Member #6923]

I'm from out of tow. Headed to Woodbridge, VA 22193 this Friday. Can someone point me in the right direction of good providers?

[Miketastic69]

When I was in college, there was a beloved teacher who was hands down everyone in my programs favorite. Her name was Lisa and she had a catchphrase she'd use all the time that gave us all a chuckle. She'd say "guys, don't fly all the way to the moon just to go around the block. " She'd say that to us every time we would put in more effort than necessary or worth it to get to a particular result. It's been about 12 years since I last heard that phrase but it always stuck with me. Spoiler alert- Her words rang in my head as I embarked on my recent massage excursion.

After my last report where I shared my cure for hobby boredom idea, I received some requests to take one for the team at a few places. First on the list was a place called QQ1 in Alexandria. Brah who reached out to me says that he's actually been to the place, but the providers there teeter on the edge of providing extras, but immediately draw a hard line in the sand when it's game time. He mentioned that teasing was involved but definitive boundaries are there. Armed with this info, I come up with my plan of attack. "If a chick is willing to tease she can't be THAT prude. " I thought. So my plan is to be as charming and as interested as I can be without going full simp.

I arrived and begin with a "I mean business" technique I employ. I hide my cash all over my person, but in one pocket I keep the hourly fee and $50 in Lin Manuel's for the chicks to see I'm prepared to tip. I don't do this all the time, but I did it for this visit. After paying I am paired with a Chinese chick named JC who appears to be mid to late 40's. She is masked, but from what little I see, she appears cute. She is a thicker woman. Body is average Chinese chick physique but she has thick legs, a thick ass (no hips or round bubble), a C cup pair of teddies and a 2 months chubby belly. I try to switch on from the get go and tell her she has beautiful eyes. She smiles and tells me to strip and hop on the table. I agree and as she leaves, I complimented her on the pin in her hair. Please note, there was nothing exceptional about her eyes or the hair accessory.

She returns. I tell her I missed her while she was gone. She laughed. She begins to give me a legitimately magnificent massage. It was really great, but this was something I expected. I was tipped off that the massage was of high quality when brah PM'd me with the mission. JC is almost as good as KK as a baseline skill reference for you brahs. Strength and technique were all on point. She asked if I liked it. I told her "It's feeling like love!" She laughs again.

The Always finish on the Bach and never on Debussy! Award goes to Frankie for storytelling!

[InSearch69]

The AUTHOR has spoken! Damn I love reading your novels.

When I was in college, there was a beloved teacher who was hands down everyone in my programs favorite. Her name was Lisa and she had a catchphrase she'd use all the time that gave us all a chuckle. She'd say "guys, don't fly all the way to the moon just to go around the block. " She'd say that to us every time we would put in more effort than necessary or worth it to get to a particular result. It's been about 12 years since I last heard that phrase but it always stuck with me. Spoiler alert- Her words rang in my head as I embarked on my recent massage excursion.

After my last report where I shared my cure for hobby boredom idea, I received some requests to take one for the team at a few places. First on the list was a place called QQ1 in Alexandria. Brah who reached out to me says that he's actually been to the place, but the providers there teeter on the edge of providing extras, but immediately draw a hard line in the sand when it's game time. He mentioned that teasing was involved but definitive boundaries are there. Armed with this info, I come up with my plan of attack. "If a chick is willing to tease she can't be THAT prude. " I thought. So my plan is to be as charming and as interested as I can be without going full simp.

I arrived and begin with a "I mean business" technique I employ. I hide my cash all over my person, but in one pocket I keep the hourly fee and $50 in Lin Manuel's for the chicks to see I'm prepared to tip. I don't do this all the time, but I did it for this visit. After paying I am paired with a Chinese chick named JC who appears to be mid to late 40's. She is masked, but from what little I see, she appears cute. She is a thicker woman. Body is average Chinese chick physique but she has thick legs, a thick ass (no hips or round bubble), a C cup pair of teddies and a 2 months chubby belly. I try to switch on from the get go and tell her she has beautiful eyes. She smiles and tells me to strip and hop on the table. I agree and as she leaves, I complimented her on the pin in her hair. Please note, there was nothing exceptional about her eyes or the hair accessory.

She returns. I tell her I missed her while she was gone. She laughed. She begins to give me a legitimately magnificent massage. It was really great, but this was something I expected. I was tipped off that the massage was of high quality when brah PM'd me with the mission. JC is almost as good as KK as a baseline skill reference for you brahs. Strength and technique were all on point. She asked if I liked it. I told her "It's feeling like love!" She laughs again.

About 45 minutes passes and she asks if I'm interested in extending to 90 minutes. Brah gave me the heads up about this move also, so I was ready for it. I agree and she started massaging my ass. It started off normally but then I felt a small tickle on my crack. I spread my legs for ball access just to see what'd happen but instead, she takes one finger and starts rubbing my rim in a circular motion and then immediately starts caressing my balls. I am shocked that this is the level of tease that she's willing to go to. This goes on for 10-15 minutes and then I am hot toweled and flipped.

When I'm turned over I am practically full mast. She takes a sheet and strategically covers my dong and just my dong. She massaged my head and chest, then went down and started tickling balls again. With her other hand she massaged my pube area and ran a finger around the base of my shaft. I took the sheet off then reached around and caressed her ass and legs. She squirted oil on me and invited me to tug myself. I tell her "go ahead baby. " She tells me she can't. I chuckle and ask "is your boyfriend going to try to fight out in the parking lot if you take care of me?" She blushes, chuckles and says she doesn't have one. I pretend to be shocked and tell her that that is impossible considering how sexy she is. She chuckles again. I whispered "Take care of me and I'll take care of you. " She giggles and says she can't and then takes the hand that was caressing my balls and gently touches the tip before giggling and pulling away.

When she touched the tip I let out a phony gasp. She giggled. I slide my hand up and grab a ted. She pulls away and tells me I'm a bad boy. I tell her that she's just too sexy and is turning me on. She laughed and shook her head. I looked at her and told her to look down. I asked her "you see what you're doing to me? You're going to turn me on like this and then ask me to finish it? You're driving me crazy. Stroke it just a little. " I then felt her hand go up the shaft and the tugger begins. She swears me to secrecy (whoops!) and I reached under the shirt, on top of the bra, but didn't full on get the teddies out. After a bit I blow hot ropes all over the place. She cleaned me up and I went out to pay the difference. While at the register the other chick invited me to come back for a four hand with them. $100 house 50 tip.

In my personal opinion, that was way more sweet talking than it was worth. When I left the AMP there was a faint feeling of exhaustion. Now I don't mind putting in work to get what I want, but honestly there are way more options from there down Old Keene. At Garden you can get a massage that is equally as good and bare skin roaming. You can go to 3rd floor where you can get a comparable massage, bare roaming and a tugger. There are also a number of Korean spots where you can get blown or smash, although the massage may be mediocre.

So there you have it. I chose to accept my mission and my advice to The Voice on the Tape is that unless you or any other brahs here are brahs who are into personal conquests, I'd accept this place for what it is. That amount of sweet talk would only be worth it in my opinion if one of the fan favorites in the area was willing to go way expansive on her menu. I'm not with overdone wooing for a high school hook up with a cute, yet frumpy Chinese chick. And I'm definitely not paying for my own Hugh Jackman. But hey, to each their own.

Frankie.

[Frank Digitola]

When I was in college, there was a beloved teacher who was hands down everyone in my programs favorite. Her name was Lisa and she had a catchphrase she'd use all the time that gave us all a chuckle. She'd say "guys, don't fly all the way to the moon just to go around the block. " She'd say that to us every time we would put in more effort than necessary or worth it to get to a particular result. It's been about 12 years since I last heard that phrase but it always stuck with me. Spoiler alert- Her words rang in my head as I embarked on my recent massage excursion.

After my last report where I shared my cure for hobby boredom idea, I received some requests to take one for the team at a few places. First on the list was a place called QQ1 in Alexandria. Brah who reached out to me says that he's actually been to the place, but the providers there teeter on the edge of providing extras, but immediately draw a hard line in the sand when it's game time. He mentioned that teasing was involved but definitive boundaries are there. Armed with this info, I come up with my plan of attack. "If a chick is willing to tease she can't be THAT prude. " I thought. So my plan is to be as charming and as interested as I can be without going full simp.

I arrived and begin with a "I mean business" technique I employ. I hide my cash all over my person, but in one pocket I keep the hourly fee and $50 in Lin Manuel's for the chicks to see I'm prepared to tip. I don't do this all the time, but I did it for this visit. After paying I am paired with a Chinese chick named JC who appears to be mid to late 40's. She is masked, but from what little I see, she appears cute. She is a thicker woman. Body is average Chinese chick physique but she has thick legs, a thick ass (no hips or round bubble), a C cup pair of teddies and a 2 months chubby belly. I try to switch on from the get go and tell her she has beautiful eyes. She smiles and tells me to strip and hop on the table. I agree and as she leaves, I complimented her on the pin in her hair. Please note, there was nothing exceptional about her eyes or the hair accessory.

She returns. I tell her I missed her while she was gone. She laughed. She begins to give me a legitimately magnificent massage. It was really great, but this was something I expected. I was tipped off that the massage was of high quality when brah PM'd me with the mission. JC is almost as good as KK as a baseline skill reference for you brahs. Strength and technique were all on point. She asked if I liked it. I told her "It's feeling like love!" She laughs again.

About 45 minutes passes and she asks if I'm interested in extending to 90 minutes. Brah gave me the heads up about this move also, so I was ready for it. I agree and she started massaging my ass. It started off normally but then I felt a small tickle on my crack. I spread my legs for ball access just to see what'd happen but instead, she takes one finger and starts rubbing my rim in a circular motion and then immediately starts caressing my balls. I am shocked that this is the level of tease that she's willing to go to. This goes on for 10-15 minutes and then I am hot toweled and flipped.

When I'm turned over I am practically full mast. She takes a sheet and strategically covers my dong and just my dong. She massaged my head and chest, then went down and started tickling balls again. With her other hand she massaged my pube area and ran a finger around the base of my shaft. I took the sheet off then reached around and caressed her ass and legs. She squirted oil on me and invited me to tug myself. I tell her "go ahead baby. " She tells me she can't. I chuckle and ask "is your boyfriend going to try to fight out in the parking lot if you take care of me?" She blushes, chuckles and says she doesn't have one. I pretend to be shocked and tell her that that is impossible considering how sexy she is. She chuckles again. I whispered "Take care of me and I'll take care of you. " She giggles and says she can't and then takes the hand that was caressing my balls and gently touches the tip before giggling and pulling away.

When she touched the tip I let out a phony gasp. She giggled. I slide my hand up and grab a ted. She pulls away and tells me I'm a bad boy. I tell her that she's just too sexy and is turning me on. She laughed and shook her head. I looked at her and told her to look down. I asked her "you see what you're doing to me? You're going to turn me on like this and then ask me to finish it? You're driving me crazy. Stroke it just a little. " I then felt her hand go up the shaft and the tugger begins. She swears me to secrecy (whoops!) and I reached under the shirt, on top of the bra, but didn't full on get the teddies out. After a bit I blow hot ropes all over the place. She cleaned me up and I went out to pay the difference. While at the register the other chick invited me to come back for a four hand with them. $100 house 50 tip.

In my personal opinion, that was way more sweet talking than it was worth. When I left the AMP there was a faint feeling of exhaustion. Now I don't mind putting in work to get what I want, but honestly there are way more options from there down Old Keene. At Garden you can get a massage that is equally as good and bare skin roaming. You can go to 3rd floor where you can get a comparable massage, bare roaming and a tugger. There are also a number of Korean spots where you can get blown or smash, although the massage may be mediocre.

So there you have it. I chose to accept my mission and my advice to The Voice on the Tape is that unless you or any other brahs here are brahs who are into personal conquests, I'd accept this place for what it is. That amount of sweet talk would only be worth it in my opinion if one of the fan favorites in the area was willing to go way expansive on her menu. I'm not with overdone wooing for a high school hook up with a cute, yet frumpy Chinese chick. And I'm definitely not paying for my own Hugh Jackman. But hey, to each their own.

Frankie.