Massage Parlor Reports

**NovaThings** · 10-14-20 09:11

Originally Posted by RyanHarvey [View Original Post]

So disappointed they're closed this whole week. Doesn't help that BlueGems has no girls scheduled today either. That leaves me with Edens (never got more than BBBJ there) or Discreet Tempus which has always gotten horrible reviews here.

This is a first for me where I'm unable to set up an appointment. I've repeatedly tried to call and email at bluegems with no response. Can anyone post or PM me the "code"? Much appreciated.

**Dunkinhne** · 10-14-20 06:18

Second that! Schedules finally aligned and I was able to see this cutie recently. Hoping for an expanded menu I opted for the 1 hr nuru for $$ I know I know overpaid like a fool but figured I would roll the dice. Well as goes with this hobby at times I struck out. Massage was meh, no real skill, no nuru gel just a warming lotion body slide. No shower before or after. She's super cute and that body is awesome but just didn't seem into it and on the flip as others have said it's all HE only with limited roaming. Thongs stayed on the entire time and after that price point I didn't bother with even asking if more was on the menu. Would I repeat? Maybe for a combo massage only in a pinch given how sexy she is but with tempered expectations. Stay safe fellas!

Originally Posted by GripNSip [View Original Post]

When I wrote my review over a month back. It was my first time with her. For $. 2 I got a half hour handy from a gorgeous young Brazilian girl with a bombshell body.

Was I blown away by the experience? Hmmm. I think more accurately I was blown away by the promise of a future experience. I was tagging under the assumption that my next visit would yield even better results. A promise that wasn't ever fulfilled because when I texted her I never got a response. I tried a few times and gave up and then I saw these reviews and I'll admit, maybe it was a case of rose-tinted glasses.

Eve is pretty. But you're right highly overpriced and overrated. Eventually the allure will fade (if the burnout doesn't happen first) and then all those potential clients they told to "fuck-off" will lead to a barrel of regret.

Probably not. The amount of mongers are as ubiquitous as weeds in a garden.

**TheOuroboros** · 10-13-20 17:57

Originally Posted by Irwin69 [View Original Post]

Text her for info and she got so rude. Sent me a pic of her and Complimented her looks. She text me "fuck off w this bullshit" I don't know what triggered her response but that pretty much ended my attempts to see her.

When I wrote my review over a month back. It was my first time with her. For $. 2 I got a half hour handy from a gorgeous young Brazilian girl with a bombshell body.

Was I blown away by the experience? Hmmm. I think more accurately I was blown away by the promise of a future experience. I was tagging under the assumption that my next visit would yield even better results. A promise that wasn't ever fulfilled because when I texted her I never got a response. I tried a few times and gave up and then I saw these reviews and I'll admit, maybe it was a case of rose-tinted glasses.

Eve is pretty. But you're right highly overpriced and overrated. Eventually the allure will fade (if the burnout doesn't happen first) and then all those potential clients they told to "fuck-off" will lead to a barrel of regret.

Probably not. The amount of mongers are as ubiquitous as weeds in a garden.

**HornedLaw** · 10-13-20 15:13

I'd seen a Tysons provider by the name of Irene posting a lot recently, sometimes with a picture of her in a red nightie / dress like outfit that made me interested to try her out. Communication was easy, got the address then was given the apartment once I was there. She's the girl in the red alright, but a bit older. Offered a shower on arrival but I'd just taken one. The room had a smaller massage table and a bed. When she asked what kind of massage I wanted I went with the standard reply of "medium" because I don't want anyone doing anything too crazy, but maybe I should have said just destroy me because what she gave me was essentially light touch the whole time.

Like most "independent" providers, it was $1. 2 to get in the door, that apparently didn't come with anything else. FS is certainly on the table because she offered it to me, but I didn't get a price as I wasn't interested in that. She wanted. 6 for a standard nova, to which I countered with. 4 and topless. She let me play with the girls and slide a finger in and didn't rush anything. Afterwards she gave me some really solid stretching of my legs and a good head massage, where was that strength earlier? I took the offer of a shower afterwards and said my goodbyes.

The up selling alone makes me not want to go back, I can get the same services for a massage I've paid a. 6 house fee for plus tip and still come in under her price to get in the door. The table was also a bit small for my taste, I'm a bigger guy at over 6' and large frame, I appreciate providers like Ji Ji who have a nice, solid massage table.

**RyanHarvey** · 10-13-20 12:46

Originally Posted by TwitchJohnson [View Original Post]

Oh wow that accent will be interesting. What were her looks like overall? Any celebrity look alike she has?

I'd give her a 7/10. Cute Asian girl but can't think of a celebrity she looks like.

**Irwin69** · 10-13-20 11:43

Originally Posted by JimBliss478 [View Original Post]

I was curious and I gave Eve a try. Took me couple weeks due to her changing schedule and going back and forth between here and NYC. Her place is in a basement of an office building.

She is an attractive lady in her late 20's / early 30's and her pics are pretty accurate. Nice firm ass which I like and she was topless while massaging me. I got that combination massage for $. 2. Mediocre massage and HJ. I asked for more and she agreed to CBJ for. 8 not worth it in my opinion. Her CBJ was short and unenthusiastic. She moved away when I tried to finger her. I would pick FHOH like Sandra or Leah over her. YMMV I guess.

Text her for info and she got so rude. Sent me a pic of her and Complimented her looks. She text me "fuck off w this bullshit" I don't know what triggered her response but that pretty much ended my attempts to see her.

**SwiftChariot** · 10-13-20 09:45

I saw KK yesterday. I know she is well reviewed on here, but I figure I'd give her a little bump. Standard appt set-up and responded quickly. Got to the condo and was led to a room with a very wide massage table. KK had mask on whole time and gave me if not the hardest one of the hardest massages I've ever had. If you gents are looking for deep massages contact KK. Used most of the hour on the massage. Flip was standard NOVA with clothes on. YMMV.

**NotTheOne** · 10-13-20 07:32

Originally Posted by BoatMan3 [View Original Post]

Will someone share with me a MT who includes rimming in the session. You can PM me if you wish. Prefer NOVA or Fredericksburg. Price is not too much of an issue since it's a one off bucket list thing for me. Thanks.

There's one in Stafford I know for sure.

Girl is HELLA cute, little tiny Asian with glasses, probably early 30's, good English. FS isn't on the menu, but shower is amazing, and massage is nice, and then finish is nice.

Without provoking she started the rimming, every single time I'm there.

Its in Stafford, off route 1. Right near an ABC store. Right past 610.

**TwitchJohnson** · 10-12-20 22:37

Originally Posted by RyanHarvey [View Original Post]

I've seen Jenny. She's from Kazakhstan which is pretty cool. She looks Asian but has a Russian accent as a result. She gave me HJ for included house and I offered more money for more and she turned me down.

Oh wow that accent will be interesting. What were her looks like overall? Any celebrity look alike she has?

**BoatMan3** · 10-12-20 18:16

Will someone share with me a MT who includes rimming in the session. You can PM me if you wish. Prefer NOVA or Fredericksburg. Price is not too much of an issue since it's a one off bucket list thing for me. Thanks.

**HornedLaw** · 10-12-20 15:20

After trying to get in touch with Ashley twice over the past two weeks I finally succeeded on the third time today. Unfortunately her response was that she's not seeing anyone new due to COVID right now. Just wanted to share with the group in case anyone else was looking for the something of the MILFy persuasion.

**JimBliss478** · 10-12-20 15:01

Originally Posted by RidgeRacer [View Original Post]

Is $. 2 for an hour or half hour? I've tried to ask over text and she never responds.

Half hour unfortunately.

**Member #6804** · 10-12-20 14:30

Originally Posted by JimBliss478 [View Original Post]

I was curious and I gave Eve a try. Took me couple weeks due to her changing schedule and going back and forth between here and NYC. Her place is in a basement of an office building.

She is an attractive lady in her late 20's / early 30's and her pics are pretty accurate. Nice firm ass which I like and she was topless while massaging me. I got that combination massage for $. 2. Mediocre massage and HJ. I asked for more and she agreed to CBJ for. 8 not worth it in my opinion. Her CBJ was short and unenthusiastic. She moved away when I tried to finger her. I would pick FHOH like Sandra or Leah over her. YMMV I guess.

Is $. 2 for an hour or half hour? I've tried to ask over text and she never responds.

**JimBliss478** · 10-12-20 14:03

Originally Posted by GripNSip [View Original Post]

The other day I made an appointment with Eve using this ad: https://dc.rubratings.com/155305.

After getting the in, I scheduled a time slot and was given the address to this medical center in seven corners in falls church. She tells me to go down to the basement where this a paper sign on the door that reads "namaste Wellness" I knock on the door and Eve is their to greet me in black lingerie. The place is pretty small and minimalist, but what it lacks in decor, it makes up for in attraction. Eve is a tall Brazilian bombshell of a woman. Smoking hot. She asked me what I wanted out of the massage sesh and I told her to give me the full package but as this was my first time here she made up an excuse that she was on her period and wouldn't do FS (so perhaps more is on the menu upon a return visit) So I settled for a 30 min "combo" massage for $. 2. Good English too so while she was giving me a light massage we conversed. After 20 or so minutes she starts teasing the boys and tells me to flip. I'm rock hard at this point. I get her out of her bra and start grabbing her juicy ass. She has amazing tits. Perfect round Cs, I couldn't tell if they were natural but they sure felt real. She has some tats on each of her arms in case that bothers some, I definitely wasn't paying much attention, since she was going with the flow on my junk giving me a sensual HJ while moving her body in all the right places so that my imagination could run wild.

Man I really wanted to do more with this girl. She puts the ladies at FHOH to shame with that body. Brazilians really are the hottest latinas. Even tho it was a just HE I blew like a 12 year old boy who discovered his dick for the first time. I tipped her an additional Jackson and told her I would return. She told me she's heading to NY on Labor Day holiday and spend some time there but would come back in a couple weeks. So will I.

I was curious and I gave Eve a try. Took me couple weeks due to her changing schedule and going back and forth between here and NYC. Her place is in a basement of an office building.

She is an attractive lady in her late 20's / early 30's and her pics are pretty accurate. Nice firm ass which I like and she was topless while massaging me. I got that combination massage for $. 2. Mediocre massage and HJ. I asked for more and she agreed to CBJ for. 8 not worth it in my opinion. Her CBJ was short and unenthusiastic. She moved away when I tried to finger her. I would pick FHOH like Sandra or Leah over her. YMMV I guess.

**RyanHarvey** · 10-12-20 14:00

Originally Posted by TwitchJohnson [View Original Post]

Was recently browsing their site and came upon Jenny who certainly piqued my interest.

Have never been to Eden yet, but was wondering what the expected tip / donation was after house fee from the mongers who have been there.

If you have any information about dreams with Jenny and what to expect it'd be much appreciated as well.

Twitch.

I've seen Jenny. She's from Kazakhstan which is pretty cool. She looks Asian but has a Russian accent as a result. She gave me HJ for included house and I offered more money for more and she turned me down.