Massage Parlor Reports

[MangoBalls78]

I was texting w / this lovely lady when she told me I have to make a payment to secure an appointment.

https://nova.bedpage.com/Bodyrubs/33...8/9759002.html

[Serpico99]

I really just think she's overwhelmed. She's scheduling and doing the massages herself. Like I said before she's greedy and trying to run a one woman ship. The girl needs help or she's bound to crash. She's booking back to back appointments and I know for a fact there's not much cleaning going on in between sessions because I wasn't even out the door and she was bringing the next chump in. I would repeat because her prices are reasonable for massage. But the massage wasn't great but like I said she's the only one running the show and I'm sure her rent for that place ain't cheap.

I have been itching to go see this chick in purple ever since someone said during their session, she was moaning "you have to protect me, I can get into trouble". LOL. Kind of hot for her to moan something like that as she is riding you.

[Serpico99]

Has anyone been to Sky Energy Therapy? Did a google search, rub maps and TER and nothing.

https://washingtondc.craigslist.org/...205472598.html

The link you posted is for a place in Vienna that is listed on rubmaps under a different name and has been discussed here. Do a search of the address on rubmaps. I went here last year. Chinese AMP. Cute Chinese girl was my provider. Crap massage but then again you can read between the lines on what to expect at this place. Paid 120 for everything covered. House fee was I think either 40 or 50 for 30 minutes. Not sure what the hourly rate is.

[CoolWays]

Same here bi polar with me during the same week.

She's had attitude problems with mongers in the past. Myself included. Bite enough of the hands that feed you, and you may find yourself going hungry.

[Tom McAn]

I've been out of the area since the pandemic helping family through some issues, but I certainly have had some great Thai experiences as recently as early this year. Not sure they can all be lumped into one group but, as I said in my post, I avoid any who I know or suspect are GPS. That generally includes any with a non-local area code and also any I suspect are affiliated with known GPS-provider Laila (aka Mya). I also avoid any who post brand new ads (mostly in the Fair Lakes and Tysons area) unless I see positive reviews. And, since my preference is for a really great massage, I've stayed with locals like KK, Tara, and Nalee. There are a few others, like Sophie, Mint, and Gina, who have decent massage skills and with whom I have good chemistry. Other "honorable mentions" would include Anna, Candy (Sophie's friend in Fair Lakes), Luna, and Apple although she (Apple) can be a bit flaky and hard to schedule with. But I'm a bit older so my preference is to cultivate a rotation of established regulars rather than seek out newer (or hotter looking) providers.

I haven't dabbled in the Sugar Baby area as everything I've seen indicates that it's more effort than I'm willing to put in. To each their own, of course, but I've been mostly successful in avoiding the GPS trap by sticking with established and well-reviewed local providers. If you're a good regular client then you'll sometimes get referrals from the ladies, which is how I met Gina and Candy. There are more than enough to satisfy my need for variety but of course that may not be the case for others.

I haven't seen any providers for nearly a year between some personal health issues and the pandemic. If I do so, it likely won't be around here; the GPS has become ridiculous. And GPS isn't limited to this area either. I recently participated in a discussion about a 19-year-old "spiritual intimacy coach" in York, PA advertising as an escort and wanting $500 for an hour. Yeah, right. I haven't mongered in York for some years, but I paid a fraction of that amount the last time I did so.

I suspect trying to book KK or Tara would be difficult at this time considering their high demand. Nalee's most recent ads state that she's only seeing her regulars. My visit with Sophie almost a year ago wasn't impressive enough for me to try again. I might have considered Candy, who now goes by Vicky, but one had to contact Sophie in order to schedule her. However, Sophie's most recent ads omit any mention of Vicky. Meanwhile, I have no interest in any of the Thai providers looking to make a fast buck while providing mediocre-to-poor service.

I might be taking a short trip later in the fall and am debating trying out the local talent when I get there. That is, if the price is right. In the meantime, we mongers need to hold the line and refuse to patronize providers engaging in GPS and providing poor value for the money.

[TheOuroboros]

So there you are. If you're interested in getting an above average tugger from a lady who is a rough 65 in a cluttered spa on top of a filthy comforter covered in enough DNA to provide workshops for a ten day CSI convention in Vegas, go on and make an appointment. In my opinion there are better ways to spend your money.

Frankie.

Too funny dude. I legit pissed myself.

[Frank Digitola]

Let me share a few things about myself with you all. 1) Taking one for the team is something I embrace with pride. I'm a brah to my brahs and anyway I can help I do. 2) Due to how gung-ho I get with things I'm into, I bore easily within phases of my life. These two tidbits combined and made for an interesting Friday evening.

Let's start from 2 and work backwards. Since completing the HOF and annihilating every to do list I've formulated, I feel like I'm sort of growing tired of the hobby. I'm trying to figure out how to spice things up. One idea I had was to post a question and see if there were any parlors or providers you brahs were on the fence about trying. I'd build a community to do list, fall on the sword for you brahs and report back with my findings. That way you can definitively decide if a trip is worth the effort for you. That way I can manifest my commitment to tidbit number 1 with my brahs here. With all the questions surrounding the Native American owned and operated Energy Serenity Spa, I felt like I'd make my spice it up attempt by giving this place a whirl. My name is Frank, but here are my findings "Man With No Name" style.

The Good-

A few posts down a brah suggested that anyone interested in trying this spa out should google the number in the ad as it was a sure fire way to find pics of the provider. Brah is correct. You'll find a pic of a thick, attractive, racially ambiguous woman wearing a black and red kimono that is the home of a pair of big teds. The woman pictured is Vicky and is the woman who will perform your massage.

Concerns of the place being strictly legit can be forgotten as it is not. On the site there were two massage options that looked unusual. The first was "Body Worship" and the other was "The Works". When setting up my appointment I asked what those two were and I was told those were "sensual" options. This was indeed the case. I went with "The Works". Within 10 minutes of my appointment I was getting a nice and passionate Hugh Jackman and had one of those big teddies in my mouth. At the end of my session I Holy Grailed all over the place.

The Bad-

To start, the massage was super lackluster for the smorgasbord advertised on the site. No substantial body weight or finger strength behind the strokes. It was okay, but I need more than just okay when I'm paying Indy prices.

There's also the issue of this providers appearance. I mentioned before that a google search will produce a picture, but in my estimation, that picture is 12-15 years old, easy. Vicky is probably in her early 60's but looks like she's pushing 70. She's also much thinner than the picture she uses. This however isn't an athletic slim though. It's a got gastric bypass surgery, Atkins dieted afterwards, I look deflated like someone poked me with a safety pin, droopy, loose skin, kinda slim. Teddies are still DD+ but are like a pair of wet three ring socks full of mashed potatoes. When I saw her, she was in all black, her hair was disheveled and she wasn't wearing a bra. All she needs is the hat and her witch costume is set for the end of the month.

The Ugly-

Okay. So. Okay. The "spa" itself looks like the set of Sanford and Son. There's random shit and wild plants all over the place. I power through the appearance of the place and hop on the massage table face down, then immediately hop up. There's a blanket on top of the massage table, and, okay, You remember when you were 14 and you started doing your own laundry? Remember how your pillowcase smelled like 9 months of face, drool and good nights sleep because you didn't know you're supposed to change your sheets once every couple weeks? Yeah. The spot where I put my face smelled twice that bad. I asked that a sheet or towels be placed on the table, as the horrors that I imagine would be revealed with a black light filled me with nausea.

Total damage 150.

So there you are. If you're interested in getting an above average tugger from a lady who is a rough 65 in a cluttered spa on top of a filthy comforter covered in enough DNA to provide workshops for a ten day CSI convention in Vegas, go on and make an appointment. In my opinion there are better ways to spend your money.

Frankie.

[MangoBalls78]

Has anyone been to Sky Energy Therapy? Did a google search, rub maps and TER and nothing.

https://washingtondc.craigslist.org/...205472598.html

[MangoBalls78]

I think Zina is still a decent value. Nice safe location and for 220 you get a very good massage, BBBJ, lots of dirty talk while your DATY and pounding her. I'm surprised she hasn't raised her rates like Ava and Tiffany.

I have seen her several times and believe she is a great value. I take the 30 min option for 160 and go to pound town. I think the message is just meh. Really cute, fun and seems to be into it, at least every time I saw her. I wish she was the majority and not the exception among the Thai scene.

[OrZammar]

I haven't dabbled in the Sugar Baby area as everything I've seen indicates that it's more effort than I'm willing to put in. To each their own

I haven't simply because I don't want to pay for membership on a site, I'm too stingy haha.

[AdcFellow]

Was she the girl in the pic or someone else?

I don't think the pic was her, but it was not far off (perhaps 5 years older). However, Annie was cute. As I mentioned, I only got the massage and she was wearing a dress, but I would 100 lbs and b cups.

[Member #6313]

Since I've used a Thai provider. Since their egregious spike in prices for service, I have moved on to other venues and left the Thai providers in the dust. That being said, I still see ads and posts of mongers paying an arm and a leg for service that was a hundred dollars cheaper just a couple of years ago. So unfortunately it doesn't look like it's changing anytime soon, but I can at least take refuge in the fact that I am not adding to that problem.

They will continue to get away with charging outlandish prices while providing mediocre service as long as we continue to put money in their hands.

I think Zina is still a decent value. Nice safe location and for 220 you get a very good massage, BBBJ, lots of dirty talk while your DATY and pounding her. I'm surprised she hasn't raised her rates like Ava and Tiffany.

[GilBang]

Had a couple of enjoyable sessions this week with pretty new girl June. Maybe 30, slim, smooth and accommodating in every way. Wears short clingy dresses to show off bolt-on Cs which look great but feel kinda hard.

Temp check, hand wash and sanitizer on arrival, and you are both masked throughout session other than when she uses her mouth. Everything available pretty much as soon as she comes in. She only works M-F. Half Hour for 60 plus 140 tip. BYOC.

I returned to CC after your review. As with all visits to AMPs, it's YMMV. Not that I did not get the same service, but she was hesitant and first asked for 180 tip, which I was not going for and when I countered with "nothing then", she agreed. She is pretty and yes, those bolt-on Cs are pretty hard, but good CBJ and tight kitty.

[GilBang]

I second that opinion.

I third that opinion. I used to see her a long while ago and for the first few times, it was friendly, flirty and no back-to-back appointments. Then she became what's being described either distant or rude or just plain rushing, once she was just plain nuts with her communication (e. G. Sometimes confirming and 20 min later texting you asking if you're still coming and to not waste her time. For an appointment maybe an hour later).

[PSmith0380]

I tried to see her the other day. Did her website form on Tuesday, She said she could see me on Thursday, sent her my LinkedIn for screening. Thursday morning she emailed to confirm. Took me a couple hours to email back. Then she ghosted until after the appointment time. Then accused me of not confirming, then said that actually her plans changed in the 3 hours it took me to confirm. Maybe she's good, and her pics sure are hot, but doesn't treat new clients very well. I might try again because I do want to try the milking table.

I had a similar experience. Booked a couple days in advance, gave her tons of info for screening, much more than what I would expect as "normal", I showed up and asked for apt number (it's now 10 minutes before appt) and 15 minutes later she said she's cancelling and that I didn't pass her screening (whatever that's supposed to mean). She hasn't responded to any follow up messages. Very odd.

Unfortunate, because I was hoping it would work out as a regular stop, I work nearby to where she provides, so I really was hoping for a monthly stop. Oh well.