Massage Parlor Reports

[CocoKnowsBest]

If you Google the name of the owner (under their About Us section), you'll find who it is. She's been in the area a long time. I don't think she provides any kind of release, at least she didn't last time I saw her mentioned.

I had the pleasure of seeing her about 6 months ago. I received an excellent massage and left a happy man! YMMV worth a visit.

[BookerTNelson]

Any feedback on this massage provider? She looks solid and has a milking table. Curious to know if anyone has a reported experience and what is available on the menu.

Good experience, especially if you have never done a milking table. The massage itself is very mechanical to the point I was thinking of how someone who has folded shirts a million times at there job does it. But anyway, when it become more body to body (basically a light nuru) and sensual and teasing, it was much much better. The release itself was a mix of edging which I prefer and it stretched out to about 30 minutes of that. I've heard that the post mechanical part is YMMV.

[FloorHump422]

I was more cautious in the Spring. Since June, I have been to a few AMPs, seen some independents and been to a few crapshoots. The AMPs are the only places that make you wear a mask.

I have had no symptoms.

I am 45 and in good health, I am not nearly as concerned about COVID as I was in the Spring. But I understand some have good reason to be concerned.

That's good to hear, although it doesn't mean much if you're not getting tested regularly.

[TheOuroboros]

New place on lee hwy opened up just last week. Brand new. Nice clean rooms and even nicer ladies.

Jessica, who I know from spirit wellness massage, works here with another girl.

She gives a solid massage and is pleasant to talk to. We've flirted back and forth a bit but I think she's 100% legit. I've seen her maybe 6 or 7 times now with never a hint of anything more but I've never had the balls to ask, so maybe I just missed my window.

Nevertheless the place is worth checking out even if it's a legit establishment because YMMV as always.

If any of you rapscallions do manage to get a happy ending by Jessica, keep ya boy Grip in the loop! Happy hunting.

[Luvulongtime]

A lot of the ads on bedpage that feature latinas. Especially if they talk about hooking up on WhatsApp. They are linked to cartels in Central America. You can google this and find threads on Reddit. Once you contact them on WhatsApp they use your phone number to do a quick public records search and then start texting you threats in Spanish listing some of your contacts, etc. Saying how they are going to tell everyone about you and wanting money (of course). If you don't answer or block them they wait a day and text you in English with pictures of dead men who have been tortured by the cartel.

It is a huge intimidation scare tactic. Do not fall for it, ignore them, and block all numbers as the texts come in. They will get bored and move on. IF you pay up, your name goes on a "suckers" list and you are bound to have more contact you for even more money.

Be careful.

[Serpico99]

Any feedback on this massage provider? She looks solid and has a milking table. Curious to know if anyone has a reported experience and what is available on the menu.

Search the forum. Already been discussed on here.

[Squatty2]

Anyone ever try Energy-Serenity that advertises on CL recently:

https://washingtondc.craigslist.org/...202803423.html

http://www.energy-serenity.com/index1434.html?id=28

The "nearly tantric massage" sounds interesting, though wondering if the "nearly" means it short of full release. Anyway, may give her a try this week but was just curious if anyone had any experience previously

From her web page, she's just a legit massage. More may be on the table, but nothing from what she has posted would make you think that.

"This is a spiritual, holistic health and wellness center. Serious, NON-sexual inquiries only. Thank you. ".

[Jonesy72]

If you do a search on that phone number you get a picture of the therapist, If you feel a connection go for it.

https://www.wellness.com/dir/2489636...s-ms-cmt-nctmb#referrer.

I saw Vicky ages ago. Probably about 15 years. In the same building. It was a bizarre experience. But certainly not a sensual one. And nothing even remotely like tantric.

She's perfectly nice, but odd. And she was using that same picture since at least 2008. So, add 12 years. When I saw her she was providing 4 hand massage with a young, and very cute South American girl. It was STRICTLY therapeutic. I'm pretty sure it's not a YMMV situation, but good luck if you want to try it.

[Gimmesometruth]

Anyone ever try Energy-Serenity that advertises on CL recently:

https://washingtondc.craigslist.org/...202803423.html

http://www.energy-serenity.com/index1434.html?id=28

The "nearly tantric massage" sounds interesting, though wondering if the "nearly" means it short of full release. Anyway, may give her a try this week but was just curious if anyone had any experience previously.

If you Google the name of the owner (under their About Us section), you'll find who it is. She's been in the area a long time. I don't think she provides any kind of release, at least she didn't last time I saw her mentioned.

[Adam368]

TOFTT and report back.

The "nearly tantric massage" sounds interesting, though wondering if the "nearly" means it short of full release. Nailed it sort of. Short of release is what to expect. Save your money.

[RockSwithSalt]

Anyone ever try Energy-Serenity that advertises on CL recently:

https://washingtondc.craigslist.org/...202803423.html

http://www.energy-serenity.com/index1434.html?id=28

The "nearly tantric massage" sounds interesting, though wondering if the "nearly" means it short of full release. Anyway, may give her a try this week but was just curious if anyone had any experience previously.

If you do a search on that phone number you get a picture of the therapist, If you feel a connection go for it.

https://www.wellness.com/dir/2489636...s-ms-cmt-nctmb#referrer.

[TheOuroboros]

Anyone ever try Energy-Serenity that advertises on CL recently:

https://washingtondc.craigslist.org/...202803423.html

http://www.energy-serenity.com/index1434.html?id=28

The "nearly tantric massage" sounds interesting, though wondering if the "nearly" means it short of full release. Anyway, may give her a try this week but was just curious if anyone had any experience previously.

TOFTT and report back.

[MDGuy145]

Anyone ever try Energy-Serenity that advertises on CL recently:

https://washingtondc.craigslist.org/...202803423.html

http://www.energy-serenity.com/index1434.html?id=28

The "nearly tantric massage" sounds interesting, though wondering if the "nearly" means it short of full release. Anyway, may give her a try this week but was just curious if anyone had any experience previously.

[DonQuiote]

Unsung,

I've been thinking the way you have. I'm considerably older than you and in good physical shape. I miss the ladies a lot, but I've decided to wait until something happens to make life more normal in spite of Covid-19. I have too many things I want to do so I don't want to either die from the virus or wind up with a long term health problem. But you're right, I also wonder if guys on this forum are having no problems or are keeping problems quiet.

Rhino.

I was more cautious in the Spring. Since June, I have been to a few AMPs, seen some independents and been to a few crapshoots. The AMPs are the only places that make you wear a mask.

I have had no symptoms.

I am 45 and in good health, I am not nearly as concerned about COVID as I was in the Spring. But I understand some have good reason to be concerned.

[PSmith0380]

Any feedback on this massage provider? She looks solid and has a milking table. Curious to know if anyone has a reported experience and what is available on the menu.