Massage Parlor Reports

**VAmongerman** · 09-13-20 21:51

Originally Posted by GripNSip [View Original Post]

Fellas who know me on this board know that I have a preference. If you were to take me out to dinner and offer me a choice between Outback Steakhouse or Zen Asian Bistro. It's Zen 100% of the time, you feel me?

Well I've been in the game for quite some time now. I've tried Chinese, Thai, Korean, Cambodian, Filipino, and even got a taste of Japanese. There's really only one that's has escaped my grasp here in VA. And that's Vietnamese. Listen I'm not much of a pho guy but when you're this close stamping asian Bingo, it's become something of an obsession for me.

It's a hard ask I know. I consider myself more of a giver than a taker but if you guys have a ace up your sleeve of a nice place that I can get one sesh with a Viet, I'd be in your debt. Help this motherfucker collect all 7 dragonballs and bring this fever to a simmer. 🤒.

-Grip.

You can find Vietnamese in nail salons that offer massage. I've had BBFS with five girls. Sadly however I've no current Vietnamese girl in rotation. And, I haven't really been looking, either. I have been very inactive the last six months.

I really don't want to provide further details but suffice to say you can get what you want if you work at it.

Vam.

You have to be nice. Invest the time. Be generous.

**OldBoomer** · 09-13-20 20:15

Originally Posted by Oldfart69 [View Original Post]

Search for Lucy on this thread and find several reviews, including mine, #15176. She gives an excellent massage. Don't know about talking with a handler, since I arranged it all by text.

Nuru-.

I agree Lucy's massage is good. The massage only is worth about $100.

If you are looking for a full on nuru that includes 45-55 minutes of body to body with a true nuru seaweed gel that was available from Naomi a few years ago, you will be disappointed. Lucy devoted about 15 minutes of the hour session to a good, not great nuru. However, there are few good nuru providers out there, so she may be one of your best nuru easily available.

2/3 of the way through the session, I asked her for the expected HJ, She balked and asked for a ridiculous upsell. For me this made the session poor. This may have been partly my fault for not being clear at the start. If I had a do over I would:

Ask for at least 30 minutes of the session to be full on body to body nude nuru. Part with me face up, part with face down. Believe me you want both sides. A good massage for the remainder and a nova release as a part of the session is also reasonable. A nice nuru release is Russian. The gel makes for a good flight path.

Considering Lucy's countenance and looks, I think 200 is a fair price for the above request. If you can get the Russian release and all the rest, perhaps 220. More than that without FS seems silly to me. Others chime in please.

The new normal is Ask up front. Be prepared to walk.

I am not telling you Lucy is not a good provider. She is.

**PomLovesThais** · 09-13-20 20:09

Originally Posted by Oldfart69 [View Original Post]

Search for Lucy on this thread and find several reviews, including mine, #15176. She gives an excellent massage. Don't know about talking with a handler, since I arranged it all by text.

Kk and Lucy are local you are talking texting them directly not handlers.

**VaughnBraun** · 09-13-20 18:17

Originally Posted by Nova907 [View Original Post]

Finally pulling the trigger on trying the "Nuru" with the few providers that offer. Covid screwed that up for me 6 months ago.

So I texted KK, but she said she was busy and said Lucy would be able to take care of me. She texted me, sent a pic of her (pretty attractive). I asked her a few questions about availability and Nuru procedure (basically just said she uses real Nuru gel).

I've also seen a few reports that they have "handlers", so we aren't even talking to them directly? Just someone managing their schedule?

For anyone that has seen Lucy, does the $200 include HE or will that require an additional negotiation?

Will be taking the plunge today only if my football team wins to celebrate 🥳128517;.

Enjoy some football fellas! Who knows how many weeks it will be around 🙈.

$200 will get you a great massage and a topless HE, per her Bedpage ad. Lucy provides an outstanding massage, but lately she has been jacking up her "tips," as has been reported in several places by our varied correspondents.

**Campanologist** · 09-13-20 17:16

Been a lurker for a while but first post. But been at this for a (long) while now on and off. Used to post on some other forums but they got shut down and only found this one earlier this year.

Made a jaunt to Lovely Spa yesterday. Was the most convenient option for me that day. Never been but read some reviews on here and thought why not. Rang the bell and greeted by a women late 30's / early 40's. Looked Korean but she had a mask on so couldn't be exactly sure about that or age. Said her name was Monica. English was very good, to the point that I was trying to gauge how strong / real her accent was. I did not have an appointment and she said no problem. Took my temperature and then back to a room. Asked me if it was my first time. I said yes, but I had seen some ads so I wanted to visit. I opted for. 60 for HH. She asked me if I wanted a shower and I said I'd taken one right before coming there so no need. She told me to get ready and get on the table and then left. There were multiple layers of stuff on the table -- a plastic liner and a couple disposable liners. So I end up laying down and assume this must not be a table with a cutout for the face, which I have seen once or twice. She comes in and tells me I am facing the wrong way, and we laugh and I turn around. She pops through the liner where I can put my face. Good thing I didn't pretend like I had been there before.

She starts an Ok massage. She spent alot of time on the legs, not much on the back. Leg work was pretty decent. She straddles me and gives me the usual subtle signs / checks to see if I am there for some extra work. Eventually she starts the light touch and ST. Was pretty good at that. She asks me if I want to flip, and I flip. Then starts a Nova. Now when I was face down I thought I heard her taking some clothes off, so I was hoping maybe I'd flip to see the girls loose or at least the top off. But alas, no. I also tried some subtle roaming but got no signals back and some tight body language. So I stopped. She starts making some moaning noises and we complete the job. Right at the end I see her look up at the clock, which wasn't great. She giggles and asks me if I am good. Quick cleanup, dress, and I am out.

Overall, she was better looking and probably younger than some places I have been to lately. But she was not all that personable. Nova was OK, not great. I tipped. 60 in hopes that if I decide to come back some time soon maybe she'll be more friendly. I'm out that way more often now.

If anyone else has been to Lovely and has a rec'd for who to ask for, I'd be interested to know. Thanks.

**Oldfart69** · 09-13-20 14:59

Originally Posted by Nova907 [View Original Post]

Finally pulling the trigger on trying the "Nuru" with the few providers that offer. Covid screwed that up for me 6 months ago.

So I texted KK, but she said she was busy and said Lucy would be able to take care of me. She texted me, sent a pic of her (pretty attractive). I asked her a few questions about availability and Nuru procedure (basically just said she uses real Nuru gel).

I've also seen a few reports that they have "handlers", so we aren't even talking to them directly? Just someone managing their schedule?

For anyone that has seen Lucy, does the $200 include HE or will that require an additional negotiation?

Will be taking the plunge today only if my football team wins to celebrate 🥳128517;.

Enjoy some football fellas! Who knows how many weeks it will be around 🙈.

Search for Lucy on this thread and find several reviews, including mine, #15176. She gives an excellent massage. Don't know about talking with a handler, since I arranged it all by text.

**DoctorDoctor** · 09-13-20 14:36

Franconia Wellness.

Stopped by recently and saw Anna. Good TS. Massage was 8/10, she's friendly and easy to talk with. Before flip, she showered, that was a first. Offered 4 hands with MMS. It was crazy, little WWF, off the top rope! Till the door bell rang.

Will repeat.

**DoctorDoctor** · 09-13-20 14:30

Originally Posted by Nova907 [View Original Post]

Finally pulling the trigger on trying the "Nuru" with the few providers that offer. Covid screwed that up for me 6 months ago.

So I texted KK, but she said she was busy and said Lucy would be able to take care of me. She texted me, sent a pic of her (pretty attractive). I asked her a few questions about availability and Nuru procedure (basically just said she uses real Nuru gel).

I've also seen a few reports that they have "handlers", so we aren't even talking to them directly? Just someone managing their schedule?

For anyone that has seen Lucy, does the $200 include HE or will that require an additional negotiation?

Will be taking the plunge today only if my football team wins to celebrate 🥳128517;.

Enjoy some football fellas! Who knows how many weeks it will be around 🙈.

KK is straight with recommendations. Not sure about this Lucy. There was one a few years back that gave an awesome massage.

Go forth it! Report back.

**Kijimuna** · 09-13-20 13:49

Originally Posted by Serpico99 [View Original Post]

Been there many times in the past. Typical Chinese rub and tug. Nothing to write home about. There was a woman who use to work there for a little while that I was able to do some Greenbelt-like services but this was like 5 or 6 years ago. She is long gone but just goes to show that you sometimes find a rare gem in the normal rub and tug places once in a while.

Named Ann or Anna, she was a freak.

**StandErect** · 09-13-20 11:46

I am posting just because it's a recent topic. I am looking for feedback, though. I can't give a critique of one vs the other because I haven't yet tried an agency. I know how to access their services. Maybe I do try based on the feedback. I have been to plenty of AMPs. Arlington Physical Therapy started off my Nova AMP tour, and I have tried many. 8303, Javier, TOP, etc. Mostly convenient to the Falls Church area. I have visited in MD, too. It all really depends on what you are looking for. It's rare that I have a bad experience, it's even more rare that I am blown away, and can't wait to return. I do like Indepents set up in an Apt, or Condo; if their place is clean and their services good. I do realize and agree (even without trying the yet), that an agency girl would treat you "special" and not just like a "John" who rang the bell. I have received that kind of treatment from some of the Independents. With them, I have wanted to return and have. My basic question is in response to the "for a $20 more" comment. I always assumed that the Agencies fee ran up towards $400, or more. Are you saying that I can go with an agency for what: $250, $300. ? What's the total damage for their services? Thanks for any help.

**Kijimuna** · 09-13-20 11:17

Originally Posted by RockSwithSalt [View Original Post]

What happens when a new AMP opens (claims grand opening) and a civilian investigates, in Sterling it is listed as Moonlake Spring. I spotted this on Bedpage, investigated and the following Yelp review appeared, their only review.

"Just rings and rings and rings. Doesn't have a website where you can check prices or styles of massage other than traditional Chinese Massage.

Wanted to know if this place excepts health insurance for medical purposes. I could not get a hold of anyone. I will try again.

I called again and the woman seems to understand only if you're coming in and how long your planning to stay. The woman clearly pretends to know very little English, but I feel this is untrue.

I asked about health insurance and she did not answer my question. The fake laugh to deflect the question didn't help matters either. ".

I may TOFTT next week unless someone waves me off.

It's a typical Chinese place. $60 for an hour and $40 for a HJ. No roaming.

**Nova907** · 09-13-20 09:20

Finally pulling the trigger on trying the "Nuru" with the few providers that offer. Covid screwed that up for me 6 months ago.

So I texted KK, but she said she was busy and said Lucy would be able to take care of me. She texted me, sent a pic of her (pretty attractive). I asked her a few questions about availability and Nuru procedure (basically just said she uses real Nuru gel).

I've also seen a few reports that they have "handlers", so we aren't even talking to them directly? Just someone managing their schedule?

For anyone that has seen Lucy, does the $200 include HE or will that require an additional negotiation?

Will be taking the plunge today only if my football team wins to celebrate 🥳128517;.

Enjoy some football fellas! Who knows how many weeks it will be around 🙈.

**BigMann1234** · 09-13-20 08:31

Hey Brahs,

What do you consider the perfect amount of buildup before mongering? I like to have some build up so I can perform but not so much that I erupt to quickly. Do you fellas have a few days buildup before getting the massages?

**Serpico99** · 09-13-20 05:20

Originally Posted by RockSwithSalt [View Original Post]

What happens when a new AMP opens (claims grand opening) and a civilian investigates, in Sterling it is listed as Moonlake Spring. I spotted this on Bedpage, investigated and the following Yelp review appeared, their only review.

"Just rings and rings and rings. Doesn't have a website where you can check prices or styles of massage other than traditional Chinese Massage.

Wanted to know if this place excepts health insurance for medical purposes. I could not get a hold of anyone. I will try again.

I called again and the woman seems to understand only if you're coming in and how long your planning to stay. The woman clearly pretends to know very little English, but I feel this is untrue.

I asked about health insurance and she did not answer my question. The fake laugh to deflect the question didn't help matters either. ".

I may TOFTT next week unless someone waves me off.

Been there many times in the past. Typical Chinese rub and tug. Nothing to write home about. There was a woman who use to work there for a little while that I was able to do some Greenbelt-like services but this was like 5 or 6 years ago. She is long gone but just goes to show that you sometimes find a rare gem in the normal rub and tug places once in a while.

**Rimbau** · 09-12-20 23:56

Originally Posted by Crusader1010 [View Original Post]

https://nova.bedpage.com/Therapeutic...e/9737227.html

She mentioned "I PROVIDE (Full Option Intimate Nude Body to Body fsNuru Service)". And it's $$. 60. Is this sign of FS?

I can confirm that she does FS $$. 60 is for a half hour, basically no massage; $$ 40 for an hour. She looks close to the photos and she is attractive, with large natural breasts and a large firm bubble butt, but her service is mediocre at best. I would not repeat with her.