Massage Parlor Reports

[ZosKunk]

After weeks of research I finally took the plunge and hit up my first ever AMP. My first choice would have been Ever Green in Everett, but there were about 5 cars in the parking lot, which discouraged me from going inside, so turned out of the parking lot and headed south.

My next destination was Royal Spa, which is at the end of a narrow driveway with a half dozen auto mechanic shops. It looks like the gravel parking at the end is for Royal Spa, but it is so poorly maintained that I felt like I was driving on the surface of the moon. The perimeter of the gravel parking was occupied with cars, and it felt weird for me to park smack dab in the middle, so I left.

Continuing south, I pondered Golden Spa to be my first ever AMP experience, but the entrance is facing HWY 99, where the people waiting for the green light would have a nice view of you going inside.

I finally ended up at ET, where I parked around back, and hiked up a couple sets of stairs towards the entrance. A lady named Cici took my temperature, motioned for me to use hand sanitizer, then led me into the room where we negotiated a price, which was on par with the prices mentioned throughout this message board. She could tell I was a first timer, but she put me at ease and seemed genuinely friendly. I wanted a BBBJ but she insisted on a cover, and ended up doing CFS.

A couple observations; The room didn't have any clock hanging on the walls. I got a half hour, but have no idea how long I ran. I also had to piss like a racehorse upon entering but all the doors were closed and was hoping that the massage room would have a small bathroom attached to it. All it had was a sink, I was tempted, but held it in.

I definitely enjoyed my first experience, but am now at a crossroad. Go again to ET and repeat with Cici, or try same place but different masseuse, or explore the other AMP in the area. So many possibilities.

If you have to pee, you have to pee. If there is such a need in the future there is no shame in asking to use a restroom first.

[GiantChild]

Angela formerly of DDS is now back at sunflower in ballard. By far my favorite provider!

Nothing like a good tounge punch and DDs bouncing for you too.

[Anony]

After weeks of research I finally took the plunge and hit up my first ever AMP. My first choice would have been Ever Green in Everett, but there were about 5 cars in the parking lot, which discouraged me from going inside, so turned out of the parking lot and headed south.

My next destination was Royal Spa, which is at the end of a narrow driveway with a half dozen auto mechanic shops. It looks like the gravel parking at the end is for Royal Spa, but it is so poorly maintained that I felt like I was driving on the surface of the moon. The perimeter of the gravel parking was occupied with cars, and it felt weird for me to park smack dab in the middle, so I left.

Continuing south, I pondered Golden Spa to be my first ever AMP experience, but the entrance is facing HWY 99, where the people waiting for the green light would have a nice view of you going inside.

I finally ended up at ET, where I parked around back, and hiked up a couple sets of stairs towards the entrance. A lady named Cici took my temperature, motioned for me to use hand sanitizer, then led me into the room where we negotiated a price, which was on par with the prices mentioned throughout this message board. She could tell I was a first timer, but she put me at ease and seemed genuinely friendly. I wanted a BBBJ but she insisted on a cover, and ended up doing CFS.

A couple observations; The room didn't have any clock hanging on the walls. I got a half hour, but have no idea how long I ran. I also had to piss like a racehorse upon entering but all the doors were closed and was hoping that the massage room would have a small bathroom attached to it. All it had was a sink, I was tempted, but held it in.

I definitely enjoyed my first experience, but am now at a crossroad. Go again to ET and repeat with Cici, or try same place but different masseuse, or explore the other AMP in the area. So many possibilities.

[NeedAMassage18]

Did she tongue your asshole?

No, a few other things but not her tongue. The other things she did made me very happy even though I was hoping for that because I am always clean and shaved, I've only had that happen once. Joanna in Lodi.

[InFrequently]

I've seen this provider advertise on tna but I really don't understand her services at all.

Anyone have any insight on the differences between Bodywork, Hegre, and Anime and Chill?

Thanks.

I'm pretty sure those are FBSM, GFE, and hanging out with movie food making out, respectively.

[GiantChild]

Angela formerly of DDS is now back at sunflower in ballard. By far my favorite provider!

[Barnie]

Made my first trip to Eurotouch recently and was lucky enough to meet Cici. Wow, this was my first AMP BB experience and Cici gave me top notch service. She helped me check off many of my AMP bucket list items. Curiously, she made sure to introduce me to Candy and said I should ask for her next time. I know they all seem to provide great service and full menu's, but I wondered which ones might be the best to help me check rimming off my list. I'm always clean and shaved smooth down there, but Cici did just about everything else.

Did she tongue your asshole?

[Barnie]

I've seen this provider advertise on tna but I really don't understand her services at all.

Anyone have any insight on the differences between Bodywork, Hegre, and Anime and Chill?

Thanks.

She is fatter than her pics. She should really lay off the dessert platter.

[Udist999]

Any intel? Brand new place on NE 25th next to the subway.

[Jizzm3]

Back in town for a visit, I don't recall BBFS offered at AMPs when I was around a few years ago, or maybe I never got it. I just recall not even getting DFK. Things must have changed? Any good recs? I forget what rates used to be. Can someone let me know or PM? Thanks.

[Randy Darwin]

I've seen this provider advertise on tna but I really don't understand her services at all.

Anyone have any insight on the differences between Bodywork, Hegre, and Anime and Chill?

Thanks.

[Funguy43]

Has anyone tried a rub with either of these two?

https://www.tnaboard.com/showthread....26%23128139%3B

[UwHuskies87]

Anyone seen Kaya at Airport in a bit? Thinking I need some hot tattooed girl for a bit.

I saw her about 2 months ago. She talked a lot but she was full of energy and hot as hell! Loved that she kept her high heels on while I bent her over.

[Kharne]

Anyone seen Kaya at Airport in a bit? Thinking I need some hot tattooed girl for a bit.

[Member #6240]

Another thing I do is I tend to lay what I am willing to pay on top of my clothes. 2 - 20's for just HE, 2 more for bj and a 100 for everything. The lady sees it. The is no discussions, she can decide what she is willing to do and just picks up the money and does it. Makes life easy

I did this for years, and found that it just made things simple as you note. If there was nothing to be had there, I generally. Not always (Portland is a particular example) - found that the additional dollars were left undisturbed.

These days, I just drop what I feel I'm willing to pay and let the chips fall. [Deleted by Admin]

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