Massage Parlor Reports

**OrZammar** · 09-07-20 07:51

Originally Posted by Wrangler84 [View Original Post]

Anyone seen this one? Seeing conflicting things in what I'm able to find. Goes out of her way to come off legit only but some reviews insinuate clothes dropped and leaving happy.

http://washington-dc.skipthegames.co...u/293658351448

Her RubRatings ad states an age requirement, and I don't fit the bill. Someone else going to have to TOFTT on this one.

https://dc.rubratings.com/156982

**Member #6451** · 09-07-20 06:13

Anyone seen this one? Seeing conflicting things in what I'm able to find. Goes out of her way to come off legit only but some reviews insinuate clothes dropped and leaving happy.

http://washington-dc.skipthegames.co...u/293658351448

**Krakatoa** · 09-06-20 22:11

Originally Posted by InSearch69 [View Original Post]

I'm pretty much like you. I have a Tawain, Korean and Phillopean SB's. I am talking with a hot little Vietnamese but I think all I will get is talk. Had Thai, Chinese, and Laos. I'm looking for a Vietnamese also. The 2 I know and can't get anything are beautiful! Anyone know any?

You can get Viet FS in LA / Orange County. Of course, you're halfway to Saigon at that point, but they're not going to let us in any time soon.

**Telcova** · 09-06-20 17:18

I went a couple of weeks ago and drew Tina, they were busy and said if I wait I could get a free shower. Since this was my first time there, I went for the 30 min massage. It was very good. I like it strong and she delivered, hot rocks and all. On the flip, there was some OTC roaming, and she worked him to my satification. I showered, alone, after the massage, tipped and was on my way with a smile on my face.

Fast forward to this weekend. I text ahead and make an appointment for Tina, cool-I'm on my way, 30 min out. I arrive 10 min early and text that I'm early just in case Tina is ready. They text back, sure come in. I walk in and Tina is not available and I would have to wait 30 min for the next available. Pissed, I exit and hit a LCS instead. I like Angels where they know how to keep an appointment.

**NyHornet** · 09-05-20 23:09

Originally Posted by Windmill2015 [View Original Post]

Not sure if the reference below (regular poster trying to put session value context) was to me. I would tend to agree with those recommending Tara, for this reasonshe seems very consistent in what she does, and unfortunately that's hard to find in this biz. I'm not talking the YMMV aspects: I get that a girl may not have that extra "spark" with all clients, but they should put in the same effort, not short the client on time, and it should be a goal that the client be satisfied (within the provider's boundaries). Personally, I'm not sure I can find anyone in the massage+ ranks locally that will be better value me than Zina, the Thai lady who left the area around Memorial Day. (Easy to find her forum reviews). If anyone hears she's coming back, please PM me!

Ad for Zina on BP today.

https://nova.bedpage.com/Therapeutic...e/9743688.html

**NyHornet** · 09-05-20 22:53

Originally Posted by Dunnit [View Original Post]

I saw Vandara years ago had to tip. 8 before she dropped her top. I managed to think rationally, declined to go higher and didn't see her again, as I was already familiar with Tara, Nikki, KK, etc who provided more for less.

I've never seen Vandara, but going but what I've seen on here. I have seen the other three you mention here. I first met KK when she shared the house basement with Zaza in Fairfax. Zaza, what a sweetheart she is. That must have been a good 12 years ago.

**Novacreeper** · 09-05-20 15:02

Review of Kim at Sun. Overall experience on par for standard NOVA with the promise of expanded menu if Drew Carey shows up and the price is right. Overall clean / Covid systems in place.

MMS met me at door single entrance set up. Told her I was there to see Kim. For some reason she said their CC machine was not working, so I ended up having to front. 6 of my fun money for the half which ended up sucking (not in a good way).

Met Kim. Mid-late 40's. At 5'3, 120 lbs. Clean, smelled good (w / slight perfume) short shorts, natural b / c cups.

Directed to take it off & lie face down. Clean sheets standard NOVA environment.

Massage was pretty much non-existent. No oil or lotion which is cool with me. After at 15 min of acting like she knew what she was doing, she started with ST, wandering and teasing. I got a couple of gropes as she moved up and down. After she finished the back, was directed to flip and she played with the front side. She playfully lowered her top and asked me to take care of her to which I replied that I would but having ponied up half of my stash for the "rub", the "tug" was doomed to be limited. I told her I had $. 6 and she kept her top lowered and shorts on as she worked me over in traditional oily, NOVA fashion allowing free roaming and boob licking.

She tried to jackhammer me a couple of times, but I fought back. I tried a couple of times to get her fully nude, but guess the prices are now driven up by a lot of the younger mongers, so I guess that's the going rate for a top / exposed, non-nude HJ in NOVA (sigh).

Overall it was a decent experience, although after I dressed and tipped, I couldn't leave because some other monger was arriving and jabbering in the hallway. If you were arriving at at 1:30."HOLLA".

Gave me a hug and H2 O and I was heading back down Backlick Rd.

On a scale of 1-10:

Massage: 3.

Provider looks: Masked, but probably 6.

Provider body: Tiny as hell, boarder line too thin, but ok. Smelled nice 6. 5.

Location: Standard NOVA, clean, they had a shit load of candy that they kept pushing: 8.

Overall: Got the job done: 7. 5, definitely more on the menu, she even stated so.

House: . 6 for the half. Tip: . 6.

Stay Classy NOVA.

Creeper.

**PomLovesThais** · 09-05-20 10:46

Originally Posted by NyHornet [View Original Post]

My recollection from a Frankie post is that he had to really sweet talk her to just release her substantial girls. So how much coin did you drop for the BBJ?

I believe they both will do FS but the rates are very hi.

**Dunnit** · 09-05-20 06:22

Originally Posted by NyHornet [View Original Post]

My recollection from a Frankie post is that he had to really sweet talk her to just release her substantial girls. So how much coin did you drop for the BBJ?

I saw Vandara years ago had to tip. 8 before she dropped her top. I managed to think rationally, declined to go higher and didn't see her again, as I was already familiar with Tara, Nikki, KK, etc who provided more for less.

**Bunker Buster** · 09-05-20 03:43

Originally Posted by GripNSip [View Original Post]

Fellas who know me on this board know that I have a preference. If you were to take me out to dinner and offer me a choice between Outback Steakhouse or Zen Asian Bistro. It's Zen 100% of the time, you feel me?

Well I've been in the game for quite some time now. I've tried Chinese, Thai, Korean, Cambodian, Filipino, and even got a taste of Japanese. There's really only one that's has escaped my grasp here in VA. And that's Vietnamese. Listen I'm not much of a pho guy but when you're this close stamping asian Bingo, it's become something of an obsession for me.

It's a hard ask I know. I consider myself more of a giver than a taker but if you guys have a ace up your sleeve of a nice place that I can get one sesh with a Viet, I'd be in your debt. Help this motherfucker collect all 7 dragonballs and bring this fever to a simmer. 🤒.

-Grip.

The only Viets I ever had were on the civilian side. Despite the "love you long time" movie stereotype, the war was a long time ago, and maybe Viet girls here don't go into the biz because of the stereotype.

If you want to fill that Bingo card, don't forget Malay, Indonesian, Nepalese, and Laotian. LOL.

**TheOuroboros** · 09-05-20 00:51

Originally Posted by NyHornet [View Original Post]

Hmm, her ad says she is Italian! Italian-Brazilian perhaps?

During our little chat she told me she's from NY and lived there for most of her life. If she didn't tell me she was from Brazil I would have pinned her down for a US born and bred.

**NyHornet** · 09-04-20 23:20

Hmm, her ad says she is Italian! Italian-Brazilian perhaps?

Originally Posted by GripNSip [View Original Post]

The other day I made an appointment with Eve using this ad: https://dc.rubratings.com/155305.

After getting the in, I scheduled a time slot and was given the address to this medical center in seven corners in falls church. She tells me to go down to the basement where this a paper sign on the door that reads "namaste Wellness" I knock on the door and Eve is their to greet me in black lingerie. The place is pretty small and minimalist, but what it lacks in decor, it makes up for in attraction. Eve is a tall Brazilian bombshell of a woman. Smoking hot. She asked me what I wanted out of the massage sesh and I told her to give me the full package but as this was my first time here she made up an excuse that she was on her period and wouldn't do FS (so perhaps more is on the menu upon a return visit) So I settled for a 30 min "combo" massage for $. 2. Good English too so while she was giving me a light massage we conversed. After 20 or so minutes she starts teasing the boys and tells me to flip. I'm rock hard at this point. I get her out of her bra and start grabbing her juicy ass. She has amazing tits. Perfect round Cs, I couldn't tell if they were natural but they sure felt real. She has some tats on each of her arms in case that bothers some, I definitely wasn't paying much attention, since she was going with the flow on my junk giving me a sensual HJ while moving her body in all the right places so that my imagination could run wild.

Man I really wanted to do more with this girl. She puts the ladies at FHOH to shame with that body. Brazilians really are the hottest latinas. Even tho it was a just HE I blew like a 12 year old boy who discovered his dick for the first time. I tipped her an additional Jackson and told her I would return. She told me she's heading to NY on Labor Day holiday and spend some time there but would come back in a couple weeks. So will I.

**NyHornet** · 09-04-20 23:12

Originally Posted by Duderino [View Original Post]

I am not 100% sure but I think KK referred me to Vendara knowing I wanted a BBJ. She's is a queen of upselling.

My recollection from a Frankie post is that he had to really sweet talk her to just release her substantial girls. So how much coin did you drop for the BBJ?

**InSearch69** · 09-04-20 22:04

I'm pretty much like you. I have a Tawain, Korean and Phillopean SB's. I am talking with a hot little Vietnamese but I think all I will get is talk. Had Thai, Chinese, and Laos. I'm looking for a Vietnamese also. The 2 I know and can't get anything are beautiful! Anyone know any?

Originally Posted by GripNSip [View Original Post]

Fellas who know me on this board know that I have a preference. If you were to take me out to dinner and offer me a choice between Outback Steakhouse or Zen Asian Bistro. It's Zen 100% of the time, you feel me?

Well I've been in the game for quite some time now. I've tried Chinese, Thai, Korean, Cambodian, Filipino, and even got a taste of Japanese. There's really only one that's has escaped my grasp here in VA. And that's Vietnamese. Listen I'm not much of a pho guy but when you're this close stamping asian Bingo, it's become something of an obsession for me.

It's a hard ask I know. I consider myself more of a giver than a taker but if you guys have a ace up your sleeve of a nice place that I can get one sesh with a Viet, I'd be in your debt. Help this motherfucker collect all 7 dragonballs and bring this fever to a simmer. 🤒.

-Grip.

**TheOuroboros** · 09-04-20 19:37

The other day I made an appointment with Eve using this ad: https://dc.rubratings.com/155305.

After getting the in, I scheduled a time slot and was given the address to this medical center in seven corners in falls church. She tells me to go down to the basement where this a paper sign on the door that reads "namaste Wellness" I knock on the door and Eve is their to greet me in black lingerie. The place is pretty small and minimalist, but what it lacks in decor, it makes up for in attraction. Eve is a tall Brazilian bombshell of a woman. Smoking hot. She asked me what I wanted out of the massage sesh and I told her to give me the full package but as this was my first time here she made up an excuse that she was on her period and wouldn't do FS (so perhaps more is on the menu upon a return visit) So I settled for a 30 min "combo" massage for $. 2. Good English too so while she was giving me a light massage we conversed. After 20 or so minutes she starts teasing the boys and tells me to flip. I'm rock hard at this point. I get her out of her bra and start grabbing her juicy ass. She has amazing tits. Perfect round Cs, I couldn't tell if they were natural but they sure felt real. She has some tats on each of her arms in case that bothers some, I definitely wasn't paying much attention, since she was going with the flow on my junk giving me a sensual HJ while moving her body in all the right places so that my imagination could run wild.

Man I really wanted to do more with this girl. She puts the ladies at FHOH to shame with that body. Brazilians really are the hottest latinas. Even tho it was a just HE I blew like a 12 year old boy who discovered his dick for the first time. I tipped her an additional Jackson and told her I would return. She told me she's heading to NY on Labor Day holiday and spend some time there but would come back in a couple weeks. So will I.