Humaniplex 411 & Reviews

[TheWhoreLord]

Great review.

Paragraph 4 is epic- "no kissing, only light pecks. So I went straight to licking her asshole!

First time through hx and booked Kimmykates, petite kimmy. Through some research guess she's part of the red tryst? Location easy enough and was pretty excited to try out hx for the first time, non kgirl.

She was not that small, but young, skinny, maybe small b at best and cute face.

Reminded me of the girl from the show Ozark. Southern accent and blonde curls. She was friendly enough really laid back, has a really cute smile and nice blue eyes.

First time so I didn't really know what to expect, but was kinda bummed that there was no service and initiation on her part. Maybe I'm so used to the script of the kgirl. Anyway she asked if I wanted to get freshened up but I say I'm cool and we undressed and like sat on the bed and made small talk. At that point I was like fuck it and went in for kissing but it was light pecks only from her although menu said otherwise.

Started with Dato that she enjoyed, nice moans and got wet. Started fiv and rubbing her clit which got her more into the mood. Couple more minutes I laid down and BBBJ which was pretty good. Nice and wet, but maybe she felt I was going to blow so she didn't go on too long. Put rubber on and started with doggy, surprisingly has a nice ass that she was twerking which turned me on..

[Markssmrk]

Fellow Mongers.

This is the age long issue of what came first, the chicken or the egg? I am not a Californian but go there 1-2 times a month for work. I learned that I need to be on Humaiplex to find a provider. I joined and after much research started messaging and asking for appointments. No one answered. So I broadened my search and then I started getting a few sporadic responses. Responses days later. Finally a provider stated that she only sees a level 2 or higher. It clicked in that these women were not answering me because I was a newbie. I did see that they update their profile without answering so that could be the only reason.

So how do I change that? Go see nasty ones for ratings even though they might not even rate you? Help.

Thanks,

MD.

I feel like someone asks this at least once a month.

The quick answer is join the noobz club and you'll find out about a bunch of girls that will see you there.

2nd read the board and find out about the crews. When I had no ratings I was able to see girls from QOD and the baby crew with out any problems.

3rd look at the little box on the home screen that says "new people". Add the new girls you like as they sign up. They don't have networks either and will most likely be ok seeing you if you don't have a network. Or use the search people function and you can search for all the girls who have joined in the last 7, 30, 60 days etc.

I don't believe in the whole you have to fuck fat old chicks to build a network thing. There are too many alternate options. But if some guys want to do that who am I to stop them.

[SDHobbyGuy]

Or, just see the pawgs, bmw's (big mexican woman), rail thin trailer park type, ugly milfs, ugly gilfs. They will rate ya. Look its very easy to create a network you just got to do the leg work yourself sometimes and TOFY = Take one for yourself!

I used to see milfs who do dbls and get the 1/2 BBBJ. Waste 100-140? But get 2 networks in One appt!

Got to know how to work the system!

Not like you got to see them again. More pushing for the cushion for the fatties!

Agree with all said here, only thing I would add is to make sure she has a decent amount of rating issued. If she's has like 30 guys who have rated her and only about 5 rating she has issued, she might be one of those that "forgets", so not much helpful and now you just banged a fatty for nothing LOL.

Once you get that first one under you belt, it's smooth sailing form there. When I was new a few girls turned me down, but once I finally got a rating, a couple of them messaged me back, asking if I still wanted to see them, without me checking back with them. They said "Oh I see you have a network now. I can see you now".

[BTrain]

Oh bite your tongue.

Haha. I liked it!

[Thanxxx]

One thing I forgot to mention is that she was very aggressive with her DFK LOL.

Oh bite your tongue.

[HapaBoy86]

Most girls want to see at least one rating, so better off choosing a Newbie friendly girl and paying the price of admission. There is a club for newbies where newbie friendly girls advertise.

The other choice is to hit up one of the k-girl agencies on HX, but they will want to verify you without a network so be prepared to provide I'd / work info. They will usually rate you after visiting a couple of their girls

Or, just see the pawgs, bmw's (big mexican woman), rail thin trailer park type, ugly milfs, ugly gilfs. They will rate ya. Look its very easy to create a network you just got to do the leg work yourself sometimes and TOFY = Take one for yourself!

I used to see milfs who do dbls and get the 1/2 BBBJ. Waste 100-140? But get 2 networks in One appt!

Got to know how to work the system!

Not like you got to see them again. More pushing for the cushion for the fatties!

[Thanxxx]

One thing I forgot to mention is that she was very aggressive with her DFK LOL.

Staci. Maxx, who is normally in Marina Del Rey, is currently in Costa Mesa. If you like natural (no tats, piercings, implants), tall, cute, young, white chicks, I recommend you check her out. Chill attitude and fantastic b cup boobs. I would repeat.

She also likes greek.

[FredFourLess]

Most girls want to see at least one rating, so better off choosing a Newbie friendly girl and paying the price of admission. There is a club for newbies where newbie friendly girls advertise.

The other choice is to hit up one of the k-girl agencies on HX, but they will want to verify you without a network so be prepared to provide I'd / work info. They will usually rate you after visiting a couple of their girls.

Many of the ladies will drop pretty much every requirement when they are about to be short of snack money, rent, or the the hotel bill. Just keep trying and someone will see you. They may even be pretty good. First HX lady I ever saw was an attractive level 5. She posted an ad rather late at night on another site, but I didn't even know she was on HX at the time. I contacted her later on HX with specific info about where I saw her etc. And got her to rate me after the fact. After I'd finished up the first time I saw her, I sort of asked her how she accepted me since I knew I gave her absolutely zero information about me. She said everything checked out which couldn't be true. My guess is she really needed money for the room that night and would have seen pretty much anyone to get it.

[BTrain]

Staci. Maxx, who is normally in Marina Del Rey, is currently in Costa Mesa. If you like natural (no tats, piercings, implants), tall, cute, young, white chicks, I recommend you check her out. Chill attitude and fantastic b cup boobs. I would repeat.

One thing I forgot to mention is that she was very aggressive with her DFK LOL.

[BTrain]

Fellow Mongers.

This is the age long issue of what came first, the chicken or the egg? I am not a Californian but go there 1-2 times a month for work. I learned that I need to be on Humaiplex to find a provider. I joined and after much research started messaging and asking for appointments. No one answered. So I broadened my search and then I started getting a few sporadic responses. Responses days later. Finally a provider stated that she only sees a level 2 or higher. It clicked in that these women were not answering me because I was a newbie. I did see that they update their profile without answering so that could be the only reason.

So how do I change that? Go see nasty ones for ratings even though they might not even rate you? Help.

Thanks,

MD.

Yeah, I had the same problem. Once you have one rating, then I think you have a much better chance, but getting that first one is tough. IMO, the n00 b club doesn't really help.

Just have to keep trying until someone is willing to see you. Once you do, there are a few different ways of increasing the probability that they will rate you:

- During the booking process, ask them to confirm that they will rate you, almost like it is a precondition of making the appt.

- At the end of your session, remind / ask nicely if they would rate you.

- Rate them immediately after the session, then send a text / PM saying that you gave a positive rating and could they rate you as well.

[Punter3]

Most girls want to see at least one rating, so better off choosing a Newbie friendly girl and paying the price of admission. There is a club for newbies where newbie friendly girls advertise.

The other choice is to hit up one of the k-girl agencies on HX, but they will want to verify you without a network so be prepared to provide I'd / work info. They will usually rate you after visiting a couple of their girls.

Fellow Mongers.

This is the age long issue of what came first, the chicken or the egg? I am not a Californian but go there 1-2 times a month for work. I learned that I need to be on Humaiplex to find a provider. I joined and after much research started messaging and asking for appointments. No one answered. So I broadened my search and then I started getting a few sporadic responses. Responses days later. Finally a provider stated that she only sees a level 2 or higher. It clicked in that these women were not answering me because I was a newbie. I did see that they update their profile without answering so that could be the only reason.

So how do I change that? Go see nasty ones for ratings even though they might not even rate you? Help.

Thanks,

MD.

[Mike Dago]

Fellow Mongers.

This is the age long issue of what came first, the chicken or the egg? I am not a Californian but go there 1-2 times a month for work. I learned that I need to be on Humaiplex to find a provider. I joined and after much research started messaging and asking for appointments. No one answered. So I broadened my search and then I started getting a few sporadic responses. Responses days later. Finally a provider stated that she only sees a level 2 or higher. It clicked in that these women were not answering me because I was a newbie. I did see that they update their profile without answering so that could be the only reason.

So how do I change that? Go see nasty ones for ratings even though they might not even rate you? Help.

Thanks,

MD.

[MisterBox]

First time through hx and booked Kimmykates, petite kimmy. Through some research guess she's part of the red tryst? Location easy enough and was pretty excited to try out hx for the first time, non kgirl.

She was not that small, but young, skinny, maybe small b at best and cute face.

Reminded me of the girl from the show Ozark. Southern accent and blonde curls. She was friendly enough really laid back, has a really cute smile and nice blue eyes.

First time so I didn't really know what to expect, but was kinda bummed that there was no service and initiation on her part. Maybe I'm so used to the script of the kgirl. Anyway she asked if I wanted to get freshened up but I say I'm cool and we undressed and like sat on the bed and made small talk. At that point I was like fuck it and went in for kissing but it was light pecks only from her although menu said otherwise.

Started with Dato that she enjoyed, nice moans and got wet. Started fiv and rubbing her clit which got her more into the mood. Couple more minutes I laid down and BBBJ which was pretty good. Nice and wet, but maybe she felt I was going to blow so she didn't go on too long. Put rubber on and started with doggy, surprisingly has a nice ass that she was twerking which turned me on.

Was pumpin her good and I felt like I was going to blow so I asked her if yiu going to let me go again and she said s not enough rubbers so I was like shit, should have just paid for the hh. Anyways I started to slow down, switch to Mish, then side, then more Mish, then back to doggy where I finished.

Good 45 minutes, got to relieve stress and was happy I got to experience an hx girl. Would I repeat with her? Prob not, but we had a nice conversation afterwards for about 15 min going over her career, how she started by walking the streets, how much she makes. All in all nice gal, but service was weak.

[BTrain]

Staci. Maxx, who is normally in Marina Del Rey, is currently in Costa Mesa. If you like natural (no tats, piercings, implants), tall, cute, young, white chicks, I recommend you check her out. Chill attitude and fantastic b cup boobs. I would repeat.

[Thanxxx]

This is what Marzia looked like when I fucked her in late 2018 thru Hx. I saw her 3 times before she deleted her profile and went over to the dark side of the GPS force. Her body was breathtaking. So thin and perfect, was really passionate in bed, and her hair and body were always soaking wet from the shower every time she opened the door to let me in. Smelled like heaven each time. She let me explore her pussy and her mouth with my tongue like I was a forty-niner digging for gold. You can bounce her body up and down on your dick while grabbing her 19 inch waist because she weighs as much as a blow up doll. Brought tears in her eyes when my semen hit the back of her throat every CIM finish and she always gagged from the force of the squirting cum. But the best thing is that she did not stop and would keep my dick inside her mouth, and would stare at me with a scared look while I held the back of her head firmly to keep my throbbing dick there until I give her permission to spit it out, and I only nodded when I was completely drained. She will do anything to please you short of BBFS. Had she offered BBFSCIP, my 401-K would be empty like my balls, because she would not be a cheap creampie chick LOL. Her posted rates on Tryst and Eros will give you a ballpark of how much her GFE costs, then extrapolate for bareback ha ha ha.

Steak.

Swallows, cip, cia, cof all of the above for myself. Then again known her since the day she went indy from being SisiBianchi or something like that with my booker buddy.

Orgies, 3 somes, overnights to just hanging out drinking smoking chilling feeling fine. Must of been with her hours upon hours to make days and nights all becum just one big blur.

Oh and no not that pricey for admission to get into her sweet little wet holes. Nothing like friends with benefits.

Man I miss those late night bootie calls to cum stay the night and fill her up. Maybe time I should try to rekindle our fun. Had a bit of a falling out. But damn it was good when then. But highly doubt I will not into fake tits what a waste of a perfect natural body that loves to suck fuck and take loads in every hole.