Massage Parlor Reports

**Frank Digitola** · 08-25-20 17:38

Chinese is my preferred choice of parlor ethnicity these days. Apart from KK and the Thai members of the HOF, all other providers from the Land of Smiles want a $250 tip on top of the Thai Indy fee just to be barefoot. The Korean chicks massage you with the strength of a 12 year old with congenital muscular dystrophy pre flip, pepper you with more haggling than a Barrett-Jackson Auto Auction post flip and then practically rip your penor off with a newly discovered Power Girl level of upper body strength that was absent during the massage. In my experience, the Chinese providers will almost always give you a 6/10 or better massage and haggle free flip fun all for a reasonable price. Keyword being "almost".

I found myself in the Ballston area of Arlington this past Friday for meetings. All of the parlors in that immediate area to my knowledge are legit. So I searched RM for the closest Chinese place and was directed to Yi Z Spa on 50. Now Chinese spots aren't without their quirks. The Chinese providers tend to come with a higher shelf life than others and sometimes you'll draw a masseuse who looks like she went to high school with David Lo Pan. (Big props to you if you understood that random, Frankie D pop culture reference.) I find myself thankful though as I am greeted by a woman who although slender with no TNA or facial aesthetics, is at least in her early 50's.

She leads me to the room and I request an hour. She begins the dry, introductory portion of the massage where you're covered with a towel or sheet and loosened up. She begins to apply pressure that feels like it wouldn't rip a wet paper bag. My expectations feel like they've been popped in the eye by a Floyd Mayweather jab. She then begins to pinch and squeeze my neck and traps with a level of force that wouldn't squish a newborn ladybug and asks "is that too strong?" My expectations now feel like they've been hit with a right hook from Deontay Wilder after he dumped $619 worth of nickels into his glove. I tell her I can take more pressure but don't get it. The oil massage starts and it feels like the lady is doing her best mixmaster DJ impersonation on my back. A piece of me wanted to flip and cut to the tugger, but decided to just let her finish.

After hot toweling me she flips me and starts an okay ST of the front. She tugger gestures in my general direction, I agree, she oils up and gets to work. I place a hand on her back and, "WTF?! Does this thin bish have on a corset! I'm moved to think. I move my hand up higher and feel heavy duty straps and realize she's wearing a back brace. I'm as hard as a handful of Big League Chew that's been microwaved for 30 seconds.

Her tugger is as good as the other aspects of this experience and the back brace was sufficiently odd. I achieved only a semi. In order to go full mast I decide to use my imagination. One thing you may or may not have deduced about me is that I'm a freak. At some point in my imagination trip I think to myself "I should tip this chick extra to have her take off everything up top EXCEPT the back brace and the oddity of the situation will prompt a magical pop". (Told ya) I'm looking at this woman, imagining her in just the back brace, entertaining proposing the idea to her and then the opposite effect happens and I nearly erupt in laughter. I'm able to catch myself and bridle the laugh into a huge smile. She noticed my smile, smiles back and asked if I like her. I told her I did, she smiled harder and slowed the tugger to a passionate tempo and I eventually grailed the hell out of the room. 6 house, 4 her.

I guess all good things come to an end. I've been on a big teddies streak since the beginning of July, but oh well. I'm sorry I didn't ask the lady her name, but I'm definitely not going back and don't know why any of you brahs would go there either. Only scenario I can imagine is if you were in the area, paid for a hhr and immediately went face up. I don't even think that'd be worth it though honestly.

Frankie.

**Serpico99** · 08-25-20 17:20

Originally Posted by Barkeater [View Original Post]

Also, at some point this month I TOFTT and checked out a places that advertises on Bedpage as "STERLING CLOSE TO DULLS AIRPOST" but has no name or directions, just a phone ending with 1121. Its over near the Walmart in Sterling. I think this is a legit place that has gone to the dark side. I had a strange massage by a younger girl who wore a full body jumpsuit and gave me a weird massage that involved baby oil and pulling on my skin until it hurt. Then at the end I get a reluctant Nova finish with no interaction at all. As I left they gave me a card, with 6 punches you get a free session, but I don't know why anyone would return to this place.

Be safe why'awl.

B.

Is this place located in an industrial park type of setup and on the second level, just down the road from the Sams Club? If so, I had some good times there probably 9 years ago, above noVa standard, MD level services by one of the girls there. They service regular civilians too and they also gave me a punch card back then.

**Korman23** · 08-25-20 17:12

Originally Posted by FrankDigitola [View Original Post]

I find situations like this really interesting. I took a few months off posting here after having to deal with awkward issues brought on by some fedora tipping white nights. One time a brah tried to duplicate the exact experience of one of my reports, was refused and then literally showed a provider my post. Another was refused a certain level of service and decided to respond to the refusal by saying "some guy named Frank posted that you do that" and then suggested if they knew who that was, they might want to "have him stop posting and getting customers hopes up". And even another was refused something, told the chick "Frankie told me you do this" and then pm'd me that he did that shit like it's no big deal.

Any brah reading this that doesn't already know, let me share something with you. There's no reason at all why chicks need to know about this place. Women don't like simps. You simping yourself to a provider is going to have the opposite impact you're imagining. They'll like and respect you less. You effectively turn yourself into one of their Ugg boots. You're comfortable and easy to use. Remember how the game goes. Providers want your bread and have no loyalty to you. Us here, we're your brahs and we're trying to help you out. Treat this place like Fight Club and stop talking about it.

Frankie.

It sucks that this sort of thing happens and specifically to you Frank. Takes all kinds in this world I guess.

**Sexingit** · 08-25-20 16:35

Originally Posted by FrankDigitola [View Original Post]

I find situations like this really interesting. I took a few months off posting here after having to deal with awkward issues brought on by some fedora tipping white nights. One time a brah tried to duplicate the exact experience of one of my reports, was refused and then literally showed a provider my post. Another was refused a certain level of service and decided to respond to the refusal by saying "some guy named Frank posted that you do that" and then suggested if they knew who that was, they might want to "have him stop posting and getting customers hopes up". And even another was refused something, told the chick "Frankie told me you do this" and then pm'd me that he did that shit like it's no big deal.

Any brah reading this that doesn't already know, let me share something with you. There's no reason at all why chicks need to know about this place. Women don't like simps. You simping yourself to a provider is going to have the opposite impact you're imagining. They'll like and respect you less. You effectively turn yourself into one of their Ugg boots. You're comfortable and easy to use. Remember how the game goes. Providers want your bread and have no loyalty to you. Us here, we're your brahs and we're trying to help you out. Treat this place like Fight Club and stop talking about it.

Frankie.

YMMV is very true for mongering. The level of service is never the same and to expect it means you're an entitled asshole. To bring up this site as proof just makes you a dumbass. Don't be a dumbass and don't show this site to providers.

**Frank Digitola** · 08-25-20 16:28

Originally Posted by JimRob [View Original Post]

Some POS on this board will go running to Best looking to tattle on your post on the board. The little POS will get so excited as the pushy money hungry lady talks shit about you. The little POS might get a pat on the head for being a good tattle take talking about two sides to every story.

To that S talker. You're absolutely pathetic.

I find situations like this really interesting. I took a few months off posting here after having to deal with awkward issues brought on by some fedora tipping white nights. One time a brah tried to duplicate the exact experience of one of my reports, was refused and then literally showed a provider my post. Another was refused a certain level of service and decided to respond to the refusal by saying "some guy named Frank posted that you do that" and then suggested if they knew who that was, they might want to "have him stop posting and getting customers hopes up". And even another was refused something, told the chick "Frankie told me you do this" and then pm'd me that he did that shit like it's no big deal.

Any brah reading this that doesn't already know, let me share something with you. There's no reason at all why chicks need to know about this place. Women don't like simps. You simping yourself to a provider is going to have the opposite impact you're imagining. They'll like and respect you less. You effectively turn yourself into one of their Ugg boots. You're comfortable and easy to use. Remember how the game goes. Providers want your bread and have no loyalty to you. Us here, we're your brahs and we're trying to help you out. Treat this place like Fight Club and stop talking about it.

Frankie.

**AzianFan** · 08-25-20 16:19

Originally Posted by JimRob [View Original Post]

Some POS on this board will go running to Best looking to tattle on your post on the board. The little POS will get so excited as the pushy money hungry lady talks shit about you. The little POS might get a pat on the head for being a good tattle take talking about two sides to every story.

To that S talker. You're absolutely pathetic.

Agreed. We all know how much YMMV with many of these providers. Sharing review notes and expecting a truthful version of the account from from a provider who's number one priority is $$ isn't realistic.

**RockSwithSalt** · 08-25-20 16:15

Originally Posted by Barkeater [View Original Post]

Also, at some point this month I TOFTT and checked out a places that advertises on Bedpage as "STERLING CLOSE TO DULLS AIRPOST" but has no name or directions, just a phone ending with 1121. Its over near the Walmart in Sterling. I think this is a legit place that has gone to the dark side. I had a strange massage by a younger girl who wore a full body jumpsuit and gave me a weird massage that involved baby oil and pulling on my skin until it hurt. Then at the end I get a reluctant Nova finish with no interaction at all. As I left they gave me a card, with 6 punches you get a free session, but I don't know why anyone would return to this place.

A couple weeks ago I decided to try this place out as I have been to nearly every AMP in the area but not this one. I think the official name is Relaxation Studio and the pictures are accurate on Yelp and Rubmaps. I texted ahead and agreed on a time, When I got there I discovered their location is on the second floor, no problem however their door was next to a store front that had a church service going on at the time with some people milling around outside, awkward. Greeted by a masked young thing when I reached the top of the stairs and was ushered to an empty couples therapy room and told to wait there. Over 30 minutes later (I timed it) another girl came and got me and took me to my final room. She did and OK job with a massage but I was dreaming about the next stage. After the flip and some upper body work she got to business and without negotiation started a NOVA. She had on tight shorts and I was roaming all around. Got under her loose top and discovered she was probably an A- and her bra had foam falsies. I did not complete my mission and threw the punch card away that I was given when I left, I did drink the bottle of water.

**Member #6804** · 08-25-20 16:09

Originally Posted by Tophat31 [View Original Post]

Looked back in my burner number text. Year was in 2017 and I cannot verify her name via text records but I did remember that she was actually European and from Sweden, at least that is what she told me. Is the current Vivian European or hispanic?

Vivian (actually Viviana) is Bolivian, iirc.

**Ashoka** · 08-25-20 14:07

So this was one of my usual spots- clean, quiet, low traffic, and easy to get an appointment. Sara was there first and she was pretty good. She disappeared suddenly and her replacement was Sophia. That woman was my ATF. Basically same age and build as Sara but cuter face bigger breasts and even better massage. It was the maximum combo of sensual and real massage I'm always looking for, with the same finish options as Sara. Just better executed. Sara came back but I never tried to see her again. And I liked her a lot.

Anyway they finally reopened in July and unfortunately both Sara and Sophia are long gone. I had Ruby who is again similar age and build. No idea as to face in these masked times. Shower and massage were decent and thorough- good but not as good as her predecessors. Standard finish, and she indicated on the way out that BJ was an option (the exact phrase was "next time sucky sucky".

This isn't meant to damn with faint praise. She's pretty good. Just not the same caliber. She said someone else manned the post on Sundays so may be worth checking out. If you happen to know where Sophia or Sara ended up, I'd appreciate a PM.

Originally Posted by DoctorDoctor [View Original Post]

Saw Sara before the pandemic. Went back recently, she's gone.

Anyone know where she landed?

**Tophat31** · 08-25-20 13:09

Originally Posted by GoodSamaritan [View Original Post]

Based on what's been said already on this forum, it sounds like you saw a different Vivian than the one people are talking about who currently works at FHOH. The current Vivan at FHOH offers nothing more than a topless HJ. How much extra did you pay?

Looked back in my burner number text. Year was in 2017 and I cannot verify her name via text records but I did remember that she was actually European and from Sweden, at least that is what she told me. Is the current Vivian European or hispanic?

**Member #6804** · 08-25-20 12:44

Originally Posted by GoodSamaritan [View Original Post]

Based on what's been said already on this forum, it sounds like you saw a different Vivian than the one people are talking about who currently works at FHOH. The current Vivan at FHOH offers nothing more than a topless HJ. How much extra did you pay?

I wouldn't be so sure. I saw Vivian and while I didn't like her attitude, I felt like I could have gotten her to go along with more if I had pressed more. I only got topless HJ (2 pops) and utc roaming including FIV but I do feel like more was on the table.

**TomasCook** · 08-25-20 12:37

Originally Posted by JimRob [View Original Post]

Some POS on this board will go running to Best looking to tattle on your post on the board. The little POS will get so excited as the pushy money hungry lady talks shit about you. The little POS might get a pat on the head for being a good tattle take talking about two sides to every story.

To that S talker. You're absolutely pathetic.

Can't see to be able to post?

**TomasCook** · 08-25-20 12:37

Hi,

Long time lurker but first time poster. After reading all the last great adventures of people on the board at Papaya I decided to give it a try.

As usual I drive around the parking lot just to check if I see any weird looking cars (maybe I'm too paranoid?) and everything checks out.

I enter and get Annie she is "young" by AMP standard and good looking from what I could tell she had her mask on. I get hh give the house fee and get directed to the room.

Massage was ok ish and the flip was great she is really pleasing and does a great job.

The point of my first post is now. As I head back to my car on the parking lot I saw a brown car with a cop inside. He has his computer pulled up and definitely looked at me enter in my car. As I was driving he seemed to be following with his head movement and probably typed in my plates. I made it home and he didn't follow and so far I didn't hear anything. So please be on the lookout today if you see the same car and I'm now off to googling what is the worst thing that can happen to me if he was to follow-up (if it's a sting or anything like that).

Sad experience but it's worth sharing so you won't be in the same predicament as I am:

**Jim Rob** · 08-25-20 09:40

Some POS on this board will go running to Best looking to tattle on your post on the board. The little POS will get so excited as the pushy money hungry lady talks shit about you. The little POS might get a pat on the head for being a good tattle take talking about two sides to every story.

To that S talker. You're absolutely pathetic.

Originally Posted by Barkeater [View Original Post]

Adding to this post, since I went to Best also recently. I saw a provider named Ivy, who was kind of lumpy, but had long hair and a pretty dress. Age was probably 40-ish, by asian standards. Good table shower, pleasant banter, flirty personality.

Then it got worse. Mediocre table shower, followed by the flip, and negotiation. She wanted me to go to my wallet and take out the cash for her. Offered. 6, got a dissapointed "is that all, honey?" - she was really interested in 2 $ for the full Monty, but I wasn't going there. Quick nova and more lackluster massage to round out the hour. So Ivy is off my list.

Also, at some point this month I TOFTT and checked out a places that advertises on Bedpage as "STERLING CLOSE TO DULLS AIRPOST" but has no name or directions, just a phone ending with 1121. Its over near the Walmart in Sterling. I think this is a legit place that has gone to the dark side. I had a strange massage by a younger girl who wore a full body jumpsuit and gave me a weird massage that involved baby oil and pulling on my skin until it hurt. Then at the end I get a reluctant Nova finish with no interaction at all. As I left they gave me a card, with 6 punches you get a free session, but I don't know why anyone would return to this place.

Be safe why'awl.

--B.

**Barkeater** · 08-25-20 09:07

Adding to this post, since I went to Best also recently. I saw a provider named Ivy, who was kind of lumpy, but had long hair and a pretty dress. Age was probably 40-ish, by asian standards. Good table shower, pleasant banter, flirty personality.

Then it got worse. Mediocre table shower, followed by the flip, and negotiation. She wanted me to go to my wallet and take out the cash for her. Offered. 6, got a dissapointed "is that all, honey?" - she was really interested in 2 $ for the full Monty, but I wasn't going there. Quick nova and more lackluster massage to round out the hour. So Ivy is off my list.

Also, at some point this month I TOFTT and checked out a places that advertises on Bedpage as "STERLING CLOSE TO DULLS AIRPOST" but has no name or directions, just a phone ending with 1121. Its over near the Walmart in Sterling. I think this is a legit place that has gone to the dark side. I had a strange massage by a younger girl who wore a full body jumpsuit and gave me a weird massage that involved baby oil and pulling on my skin until it hurt. Then at the end I get a reluctant Nova finish with no interaction at all. As I left they gave me a card, with 6 punches you get a free session, but I don't know why anyone would return to this place.

Be safe why'awl.

--B.

Originally Posted by DC002 [View Original Post]

Visited Best Therapy. Chantilly and had a different experience. Have had many repeat visits. All good.

Had a delightful and fun time there and mentioned the bad review.

So, I guess there is always 2 sides of a story.

They said a fat guy came in and just wanted FS and not a massage. He was so fat that it was hard to find his dick. Because they are not a FS place and run a good business with lots of repeat clients, they quoted a very high price that was sure to make him not want FS. Generally she said clients are very happy with most of the girls and the services there and come back often. She said, how do you complain about a provider's body when you have such a big big belly? He should g OP to a ***** house if he wants FS. And they might even charge him extra.

Well, as I said, there are 2 sides to the story.