Massage Parlor Reports

[Squatty2]

Funny you bring her up.

I am currently sitting in front of her building in my car because she decided not to see me.

I arrived at 10:45 for my 11 o'clock and called her- she proceeded to tell me to wait until 11. Okay cool, no big deal.

She texts me 5 minutes later and "sorry, can't see you".

WTF?

I call her and she proceeds to tell me how I called too early and it makes clients mad if she answers the phone and I cost her money.

WTF?

They're massage "therapists" for a reason.

That's absurd. Never mind that she shouldn't have booked back to back to back like that anyway. 15 minutes before your appointment, dude should have been off the table preparing to leave so that you guys weren't running into each other on the way in and out.

[Tom McAn]

Could've told them you're LEO. That would have cleared the room out quick.

Why would I do something stupid like that? Sure, it would have cleared out the mongers in the front room. That also would have cleared out the mongers and providers in the individual rooms as well. Plus doing that would ensure I'd never be served there again. No, I waited my turn just like everybody else. And I learned not to show up late on a Friday or Saturday evening.

[Miketastic69]

When I visited one of the older Asians at the infamous Clifton farmhouse several years ago, the previous monger came out to his car while I was waiting in mine. He didn't seem too happy to see me, and I felt uncomfortable as well. I stayed in my car until he left, then got out and walked to the front door.

The most blatant example I can remember was at the old Beltsville Therapy AMP in Maryland. On weekend evenings I sometimes had to wait with several other mongers in the front room until a provider was available. That was disconcerting.

Ha, the old farmhouse on the steep curve way in the burbs in Virginia!

If I remember correctly, there was an old RV on the property. Apparantely, the guy before I showed up finished and walked over to look at the RV. When I parked and was walking up to the door, he was coming around the corner. We just both froze and looked at each other until the door open and I scurried in.

[FacelessBoy]

Honestly a skip for me, I scheduled twice over two days and every time they screwed me over.

First time they overbooked, had me undress and wait 15 minutes before saying "hey we can do 30 minutes but that's it".

Fuck that.

Second time they booked again and when I got there they just let a walk-in take the slot.

I guess appointments mean jack.

This place has no organization and they don't care, it's a skip for me honestly, they've wasted enough of my time.

I asked for Katie too, and the MMS said she'll do it in an hour instead, which is ridiculous.

[VAmongerman]

That brings back memories. Beltsville Therapy was like a revolving door. I always tried to make an appointment but they had so many walk ins. Strange place.

Was my favorite place, just not really convenient location. Always received BBBJ and sometimes BBFS. The waiting room was odd but it didn't bother me as much as the curtains. Also one room there really smelled yuk.

[InSearch69]

That last paragraph had me rolling!

So I went to Garden Spa based on what a few of you guys said. So thanks for that!

I called to make an apt and when I got there they were not busy. Led me to a room and asked if I'd been there before (of course I lied and said yes). Kay asked me HH or hour and I went for the hr because I wanted a massage. She charged me 80 for the hr and said take it all off we go to the shower LOL. We head to the shower and I already had a raging boner due to the blue pill. She seemed to not mind and soaped me all up and cleaned very thoroughly. Takes me back to the room and asks what kind of massage I want. I said everything. She said what do you mean everything? I said everything everything 😂. She said I don't understand. So I pulled a Donald and grabbed her by the pussy and she said no no I don't do. I said ok then just regular massage. She said ok ok how much you got. I said only $100 for it all. She said no that's not enough $200 and we do it all. Thankfully I only had $157 in my wallet after the house fee and she took 155. Left me with $2. She actually did give me a really great massage but on the flip she asked me for a condom. I was shocked she didn't have one and I really didn't either.

So here is the funny / weird thing. She leaves and comes back with I shit you not. Saran wrap 😂 she gives me a pretty good BBBJ and we did 69. But she was getting wet and it was getting all over my nose and I couldn't breathe LOL so I made her stop and get on top of me. She wrapped Jr with the saran wrap and rode me. First time in my life anyone has done this. Spa or not. Of course it didn't last and broke and I bb her the rest of the time. She just didn't want me to cum in her. Even though I showed her Jr had a vasectomy she still wanted me to not, so after I used up all my time I blasted on her chest. Then the usual clean up etc.

This was the first time at any spa or really anyone I've paid for that let me do BBFS. And she kept the damn mask on the whole time while riding me bb during a pandemic. If I'm dead in 2 weeks, I've had fun guys. Be safe 😂.

[JustAsk9]

So I went to Garden Spa based on what a few of you guys said. So thanks for that!

I called to make an apt and when I got there they were not busy. Led me to a room and asked if I'd been there before (of course I lied and said yes). Kay asked me HH or hour and I went for the hr because I wanted a massage. She charged me 80 for the hr and said take it all off we go to the shower LOL. We head to the shower and I already had a raging boner due to the blue pill. She seemed to not mind and soaped me all up and cleaned very thoroughly. Takes me back to the room and asks what kind of massage I want. I said everything. She said what do you mean everything? I said everything everything 😂. She said I don't understand. So I pulled a Donald and grabbed her by the pussy and she said no no I don't do. I said ok then just regular massage. She said ok ok how much you got. I said only $100 for it all. She said no that's not enough $200 and we do it all. Thankfully I only had $157 in my wallet after the house fee and she took 155. Left me with $2. She actually did give me a really great massage but on the flip she asked me for a condom. I was shocked she didn't have one and I really didn't either.

So here is the funny / weird thing. She leaves and comes back with I shit you not. Saran wrap 😂 she gives me a pretty good BBBJ and we did 69. But she was getting wet and it was getting all over my nose and I couldn't breathe LOL so I made her stop and get on top of me. She wrapped Jr with the saran wrap and rode me. First time in my life anyone has done this. Spa or not. Of course it didn't last and broke and I bb her the rest of the time. She just didn't want me to cum in her. Even though I showed her Jr had a vasectomy she still wanted me to not, so after I used up all my time I blasted on her chest. Then the usual clean up etc.

This was the first time at any spa or really anyone I've paid for that let me do BBFS. And she kept the damn mask on the whole time while riding me bb during a pandemic. If I'm dead in 2 weeks, I've had fun guys. Be safe 😂.

[Telcova]

That brings back memories. Beltsville Therapy was like a revolving door. I always tried to make an appointment but they had so many walk ins. Strange place.

There was a place in Bmore a decade ago or so called Absolute. It was an AmericanMP, and they had a waiting room in the lobby. A dozen chairs around the perimeter all facing each other.

[GBO2019]

When I visited one of the older Asians at the infamous Clifton farmhouse several years ago, the previous monger came out to his car while I was waiting in mine. He didn't seem too happy to see me, and I felt uncomfortable as well. I stayed in my car until he left, then got out and walked to the front door.

The most blatant example I can remember was at the old Beltsville Therapy AMP in Maryland. On weekend evenings I sometimes had to wait with several other mongers in the front room until a provider was available. That was disconcerting.

Could've told them you're LEO. That would have cleared the room out quick.

[Member #6313]

When I visited one of the older Asians at the infamous Clifton farmhouse several years ago, the previous monger came out to his car while I was waiting in mine. He didn't seem too happy to see me, and I felt uncomfortable as well. I stayed in my car until he left, then got out and walked to the front door.

The most blatant example I can remember was at the old Beltsville Therapy AMP in Maryland. On weekend evenings I sometimes had to wait with several other mongers in the front room until a provider was available. That was disconcerting.

That brings back memories. Beltsville Therapy was like a revolving door. I always tried to make an appointment but they had so many walk ins. Strange place.

[Anona123]

Thanks Pilot, I was only speaking about the FHOH Vivian. I saw her in passing one time and wondered why there was no love for her. I take it because of the very limited menu but I've yet to hear of specifics. Sounds like that was the case. I've tried FHOH on multiple occasions, Google even lists them as temporarily closed, so I'll have to wait to see what she offers. Definitely a looker in MHO.

She is a very nice lady and pleasant to talk to. I also thought she was cute when she was giving me a nova, convinced her to go topless, just bottoms on. She was pretty strict on her menu, and couldn't get anything more than that. Very nice full bodied latina, not fat but not slim either. If it weren't for the price, I'd see her again.

[DCmdvawiz]

Nice job my dude! I've been to diamond flash quite a few times and have never managed to get more than a standard NOVA. Kiko, the MMS has some strict rules at diamond flash spa. You definitely reached a service only those blessed by the pantheon can achieve and that is what kind of worries me about this post.

Folks, don't flock to Diamond flash and expect this kind of service from every massage. Chances are you'll be turned down. And more so, Tan most likely broke Kikos golden rule to give wiz a heavenly dream. This could create more backlash and damage in the long run. So I will preface that post with a YMMV.

When I saw Tan I had to haggle, juggle 4 flaming knives, backflip into somersault kick a dragon in the face, and win the 2021 Winter Olympics just to get her to show me half a tit while she stroked junior. So please don't get disheartened when you don't get an oral lesson from her like wiz did (he clearly casted wish at level 9 and rolled a 20 to achieve this) We all want to get a tan before summer ends so don't get her in trouble and create a scene and scare her off. Remember YMMV.

P.S.: Addicus my bro. Please clear your mailbox!

The title is the post.

[TheOuroboros]

I went to this place on Franconia last week.

https://nova.bedpage.com/Bodyrubs/62...0/9734524.html

FWS had a sign, by appointment only. I don't have their number anymore, more could I find it.

Back to this place which is very close to FWS; I paid 50 for the half, average looking Chinese I believe late 30's attendant. She kept her mask on the entire time. Average massage, nova ending was sub par, she just wasn't into it and it showed, limited roaming. It got the job done and I was on my way.

Stay safe.

That Franconia plaza I refer to as AMP kingdom because there's actually 3 AMPs all located in the same medical building. FW, new paradise, and the newbie on the block QQ2. Believe it or not there used to be another next door to that one before they turned into a nail salon / barbershop.

But King and MnM are also located down the street. There's an abundance of good time to be had. If you want Franconia Wellness phone number to make an appt PM me and I'll provide it.

[Paper Guy]

When I visited one of the older Asians at the infamous Clifton farmhouse several years ago, the previous monger came out to his car while I was waiting in mine. He didn't seem too happy to see me, and I felt uncomfortable as well. I stayed in my car until he left, then got out and walked to the front door.

The most blatant example I can remember was at the old Beltsville Therapy AMP in Maryland. On weekend evenings I sometimes had to wait with several other mongers in the front room until a provider was available. That was disconcerting.

Years ago at Kona in Bethesda, mama stuck me in an unheated sauna as the makeshift waiting room with another dude. That was a somewhat awkward conversation.

[Tom McAn]

I've had two customer run-ins in seven years. As matter of fact they both happened at the same place. A little awkward, but no big deal, sometimes it can't be avoided and it's bound to happen again, and I wouldn't call it negligence on the girls part either. The only thing good about the covid. I wear a hat and mask walking in and out of the place and wear it the whole time I'm in the AMP. Sounds like you weren't wearing a mask.

When I visited one of the older Asians at the infamous Clifton farmhouse several years ago, the previous monger came out to his car while I was waiting in mine. He didn't seem too happy to see me, and I felt uncomfortable as well. I stayed in my car until he left, then got out and walked to the front door.

The most blatant example I can remember was at the old Beltsville Therapy AMP in Maryland. On weekend evenings I sometimes had to wait with several other mongers in the front room until a provider was available. That was disconcerting.