Escort Reports

**Johnny Mapalo** · 08-18-20 15:16

https://escortalligator.com.listcraw...anta/53307756/#.

I didn't have much fun with this chic last week Thursday. First saw this chic on the Seeking Arrangements Sugar daddy site sometime last year. We messaged for a while until she told me that she was a model and wanted to sell me her pics for $300. LOL. Keep dreaming! Never will that happen. Well, like a month later to my surprise, I saw her posting on Listcrawler. LOL.

I text her for her rates then and she wanted like $200-$300 to do anything. LOL. You will do nothing with me at those rates, lady. I saw her posting every now and then on Listcrawler, I guess when she was in town, but never proceeded with a date. This time I saw her posting $80 qv, so I thought I'd give her a shot. Little did I know, I should have shot right pass her. LOL.

I text her for her address and she gave me the address to a 3 star hotel on Vagina Avenue. I thought it was the regular hotel that every Listcrawler chic is in, but this one was not. It was one of the better hotels on that road. I was already in the area and text her that I was 5 minutes away. She text me back telling me to bring her a red bull and a condom. Fuck no! You ain't marking my ass.

I told her that all I had was the $80 for the qv and she text me back a minute later with, "Come on, then". You better! I don't buy anything for any of these chic's. Got to her hotel some 3 minutes later and text her for the room number. She text me the room number right away and I packed 2 slabs into my sock and headed into her hotel.

All communications were done via text with no asking of any police questions whatsoever. Hmm. That always puts me on high alert. Anyways, I walked into her hotel and was greeted by a locked front entrance. Err. The front door attendant opened his window slide and asked me which room was I going to. Oh boy. I lied to him and gave him a fictitious room number.

He asked me if I didn't have my room key and I told him, "no". He actually let me in and told me that I need it for the next time I came in. OK. Eekk. Why do chic's choose these types of hotels? Which guy is going to give the front desk the actual room number they're going to. Most guys would turn around and leave when confronted with these types of situation.

She's very lucky that guy let me in, because I was just about ready to head back to my car and back to the hiz zouse. Anyways, I got on the elevator and up to her room I went. I knocked on her door and heard a door closing, as well as the toilet bowl flushing. Oh boy. I'm hoping this chic didn't just come from taking a shit. Eekk.

30 seconds after I heard the toilet bowl flushing, the door was popped open by the same chic in the pics standing right infront of it. She told me to come on in and that I did to a neat and clean smoke-free room. That's always nice to see. I closed and locked the door behind me as this chic walked over to the living room mirror to powder her nose. She was doing her face makeup in the mirror. Ok.

She also looked meatier than the 5'5 115 lbs status she gave me via text. Hmm. She stood at a good 5'6 135-139 lbs athletic body. She was wearing a grey pair of cotton shorts with a matching grey cut off bra top. We conversed for a minute as this chic told me that she didn't know that I was going to be there so fast. Ok. I was right down the road, lady.

I eventually handed her the donation to which she counted in front of me and placed into a drawer. She then told me to get comfortable as she continued to beautify herself in the mirror. Oh boy. I stripped all the way down to my boxers, while she decided to start texting on her phone right next to me. Hmm. That type of behavior always puts me on edge.

I'm usually thinking the chic is texting her strong man that the stupid horny trick has arrived. Err. I waited and watched on the bed as this chic was just texting away to her hearts content. She claimed that she was texting her mother about something. Right! After the 2 minute text game, she placed her phone on the table, then walked over to the front door. WTF!

I immediately got off the bed and grabbed my pants off the floor. I'm thinking this bish is about to open the door for her strong man. She saw me get up quickly from off the bed and asked me why am I so nervous. You tell me, lady. You just came from texting God knows who for a good hot minute, now you're headed over to the front door. You tell me who should be worried. Hmm.

She actually walked into the bathroom for something, then came back out some 30 seconds later. She then walked back over to her phone again and started texting away. Gawd, I hate when these chic's engage in this type of behavior. Let's get on with the darn session and stop this incessant texting and walking about the room. Sheesh.

After a good 2 minutes of more texting, she finally put the phone down and went into her drawer to furnish a magnum slab. She pulled her shorts down and off to reveal a nice tight athletic ass and flat baby free tummy. I asked her if she would take off her top too and she said, "Yes". It took her a minute of walking around the room again, before she finally lost the top.

Her breastess's looked pretty nice and she said that they were D cups. I believe her. I'd label the girls as "super nice". They stood up on their own with no stretch marks or sagging anywhere. I sat back on the bed as instructed, while she sat next to me with the slab in hand. I asked her if she would hand me off first, to get things going and she did just that in a retarded way.

She was hand jacking me with 2 fingers only, her index finger and thumb. Smdh. She was yanking on it as if it was a stale piece of chicken. She yanked on it for no more than 2 minutes before handing me the slab and telling me to put it on. That's always nice to hear. I placed the slab on my very limp boner and she gots back to hand yanking again.

I asked her what was wrong with her mouth and she notified me that she was allergic to latex. Bullshit! No suckie suckie. So much for that sloppy toppy nonsense she has placed in her ad. Smdh. This chic doesn't even suck cock. False advertising! While she hand jacked, I tried to massage her breastess'es, but she kept pulling back saying that she was ticklish.

Fuck out of here with that nonsense! 2 minutes into the cock yanking, she told me that I was ready and that I should mount her from the back. Great! I looked down at my very limp boner and just shook my head in disgust. Terrible! She got off the bed and positioned in standing doggie with her right knee on the bed. Ridiculous! I tried to enter her, but it was a no go.

I asked her if she could please put her both knees on the bed and that she did. I tried to enter again, but my boner was too deflated for entry. Gee whiz, I wonder why. She reached under and tried to guide in there, but that too was futile. I just kept trying to jam Old Charlie in there and imagine banging Vanessa Del Rio from the back.

After about 3 good minutes, I started to gain some wood, but she would continuously lower her ass to the bed making it difficult to penetrate. Come on you jackass, you're wasting whatever little bit of wood I have going here. Smdh. I was about to get a full wood after some while, but she wouldn't let me do much of anything. She looked real clean and edible from the back too, but too bad I don't eat.

She was smelling fresh and clean back there, as that was the only thing she had going for her. 5 minutes into the frustrated doggie and her continuously short dicking me by lowering her ass to the bed, I felt it it cumming. I blew a weak ass frustrated load into the slab and kept pounding some 30 seconds more, until I got all of it out. I withdrew and she told me that I could clean up in the bathroom. Thanks a lot ma'am.

This chic was fucking annoying to deal with. No head at all and was half assing around in doggie. I'll pass on this one. I got back out of the bathroom, got dressed, and made a hasty retreat out of there. I said my goodbyes and left never ever to return again. Smh. She's nice eye candy to look and has a nice body, but I could tell that she is very full of herself.

She was beautifying herself in the mirror once again as I was getting dressed to leave. Hmm. If she had a tighter face she could easily be a "9" in looks, but I'll give her an "8. 5" in looks mainly, because of her body. I'll give her "3" in performance though, because of her lousy ass service. Her ad also says, "Cum on my tits", but I doubt highly she let's anyone do that, unless it's for a serious up charge. Smdh. I'll eagerly pass on this chic.

**SeekingHead** · 08-18-20 13:12

Originally Posted by Dan1204 [View Original Post]

Is it just me or anyone seeing this problem. I try to login / hit the LC site and it re-routes me to eros.com.

Or is there any way to get to LC without this issue.

Appreciate the help.

Clear your cookies, did you leave a bad review on a girl? I did on one & the admin or bot blacklisted me. Cleared my cookies and back to normal.

**Dan1204** · 08-18-20 13:06

Is it just me or anyone seeing this problem. I try to login / hit the LC site and it re-routes me to eros.com.

Or is there any way to get to LC without this issue.

Appreciate the help.

**Kyrow** · 08-17-20 21:26

I've seen her alot and she never disappointed me ever! Most recent time was last Friday. It was at a hotel in marietta on roswell road. Met me and gave me a hug. We then got down to business. As usual, gave me a great BBBJ. Then after I ate the pussy and ass, she then turned doggy style. I went to town. That wonderful ass was just flopping up as I did. I eventually finished in the bag. We then talked some and she hugged me as I left. This was the 7th time this year I've seen her and her performance never disappoints. Very friendly, no clockwatching and just has a bubbly and sweet personality. For some reason her ad won't come up. So I'll post pics and message me for the number.

75 $ for the qv. Wasnt bad at all. Even though I'll admit, she's so good to where I barely can last 15 min sometimes. Go see her guys!!

**BraveJohn** · 08-17-20 19:57

Originally Posted by HookyPooky [View Original Post]

Damn I'm going blind.

Let me know if you guys need V, cial, Lev or Z packs... thanks again

LOL OK medicine man.

**UniAtlien** · 08-17-20 19:03

Hey all. New user here. New to the area, but familiar with others in SC (new to this site though).

Re: Lili (https://aypapi.com.listcrawler.eu/po...anta/53339951/), I saw her after the other use posted about her. Summed up:

$. 40 hh, multiple positions, no DATY (other post mentioned yes), very brief CBJ. Location is solid, but she did have me wait while she finished up someone (who I saw arrive and leave. So qv may be doable, but not quoted). English isn't as bad as other post made out, but definitely provides a barrier. It might be a locale thing, or the language barrier itself, but despite how cute and relaxed she is she does feel colder than normal during. When we finished, she got on the phone with someone in Spanish, so not sure what was going on there. Her body *is* incredible though. Easily a 10/10 in all regards. I'll probably go again, seeing if qv is doable, and aiming to just use as desired now that I know to expect the barrier. She said she'd be here 6 mo when asked, so maybe her stay got longer.

That said, I'm curious if anyone has input / reviews on these 4, especially the first 2. Texted the first one a bit, but not sure because the post seems so unauthentic and first 2 pics (yellow shorts) get some weird results via Google:

https://aypapi.com.listcrawler.eu/po...anta/53321523/

https://aypapi.com.listcrawler.eu/po...anta/53334083/

https://aypapi.com.listcrawler.eu/po...anta/53335778/

https://aypapi.com.listcrawler.eu/po...anta/53335193/

Any other suggestions welcome via PMs or responses here. Happy to be in the city and have joined this group; definitely into suggested dreams and will always report back.

UA.

**HookyPooky** · 08-17-20 18:46

Originally Posted by SkyWalker21 [View Original Post]

The phone number is at the end of the URL you just posted.

Damn I'm going blind.

Let me know if you guys need V, cial, Lev or Z packs... thanks again

**SkyWalker21** · 08-17-20 18:37

Originally Posted by HookyPooky [View Original Post]

https://escortbabylon.net/posts_view...767/4702949725

Am I completely missing something? Where is the phone number?

Anyone?

The phone number is at the end of the URL you just posted.

**HookyPooky** · 08-17-20 18:31

https://escortbabylon.net/posts_view...767/4702949725

Am I completely missing something? Where is the phone number?

Anyone?

**Dan1204** · 08-17-20 17:53

Originally Posted by SkyWookie [View Original Post]

I don't mean this sarcastically but I noticed her ad is in spanish so is she looking for a certain crowd? Or if you message her in english will she respond? I used to want to meet up with a girl that only spoke spanish and met with spanish or spanish speaking men so I was curious.

She responds if you text her in english as well. I Figure she's got one of them translator apps.

**Isodt** · 08-17-20 17:27

Originally Posted by ItBeesMe [View Original Post]

If you go back to the original start of the thread discussion, you would understand. Basically, I responded to an ad that was bait and switch, I posted the pics she sent me as I was arriving to her incall. Once there I realized the bait and switch. Another hobbyist pointed out those pics were from an ad by Stacee.

IBM.

Ha! I misread his post.

I saw 'Hey, can you look at. ' thinking he was asking for input.

My bad.

**ItBeesMe** · 08-17-20 17:05

Originally Posted by Jeffinnatlanta [View Original Post]

How can you look at these two ads and think they are the same girl? I don't see it.

https://escortbabylon.net/posts_view...303/4044545839

https://escortalligator.com.listcraw...anta/53114194/

If you go back to the original start of the thread discussion, you would understand. Basically, I responded to an ad that was bait and switch, I posted the pics she sent me as I was arriving to her incall. Once there I realized the bait and switch. Another hobbyist pointed out those pics were from an ad by Stacee.

IBM.

**Johnny Mapalo** · 08-17-20 16:42

Originally Posted by PunkedLife [View Original Post]

Why do ya'll insist on putting up with this bs. Support the cause. If a ***** has more than one review of these types of actions then don't even give her the opportunity. Once they start to starve will their actions change.

Originally Posted by SgtSoros [View Original Post]

Thanks ItBeesme, for the review. I almost saw her a few weeks ago just based on her looks.

I'll give it 3 months before someone cums in here with, "Has anyone seen Stacy / Jen / Whoever lately. Does that guy still sit out in the living room while she works tricks over in the bedroom? I so desperately want to see her. PM me if you can. ".