Massage Parlor Reports

**PilotAviator** · 08-12-20 23:28

Originally Posted by Novacreeper [View Original Post]

Stopped into the 22 accepted species in the genus Carica for some hump day relief. Met at the door by Annie, who was also my technician......
Creeper.

Creeper -- I think this was a great review. And, my intent is to save you replying to dozens of PMs regarding location.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Papaya

(If I am in error, I apologize. At times my reviews have been deemed not useful because someone generally with a low post-count finds the references obtuse).

Always be nice to the ladies.

PA.

**Novacreeper** · 08-12-20 17:17

Stopped into the 22 accepted species in the genus Carica for some hump day relief. Met at the door by Annie, who was also my technician.

5'5'-5'-6", Korean at 120 lbs early 30 ish (maybe even the elusive late 20's? Hard to judge with a mask who the F knows), VERY nice body, no paunch or malnutrition-look with natural B's attractive (though masked) smelled nice.

Opted for a ½ and disrobed, toweled. She stayed in the room while I stripped and chatted. She also stated I could pull down my mask which was nice (she stayed masked).

Got on the table for a sub CMT rub utilizing some sort of sesame oil and rubbed me top to bottom deploying the standard NOVA repertoire of massage moves / rubs, subtly brushing against my head and hands as she worked.

At the 15 min mark she transitioned into ST with a little glute attention etc.

Gave me a pillow and told me to flip. She continued on my chest and legs for a few and transitioned to the reason I was there allowing full OTC exploration.

She released the bees for some worshiping as I explored and sucked / licked while kissing her neck and shoulders. We went back and forth on the "what do you want bit and although an exact amount for an exact service wasn't negotiated (I know, dangerous pout bait) She asked if I would "take care of her" and I said yes.

She fully removed her top, then shorts, then panties and climbed onto the table for some nude 69 treatment, performing the old gyrations like a BBJ even though she never actually slobbed the knob, only stroked. She was clean and groomed like a good girl should be.

We went at it for a few minutes up to the 30 min. Mark and I blasted.

She cleaned me off pretty good, offered me some mouthwash and I dressed myself while she stayed in the room and chatted. Tipped her accordingly, was led to the door and left with a hug.

Room: clean W / covid19 standards, was allowed to lower mask.

Provider: Much younger than standard NOVA fare, friendly, warm, and sexy, clean, great English.

Service: Very Good, Upbeat, no pouting at tip time. Recommended; probably more on the menu if requested and a probable repeat for me.

House: . 6, tip. 8.

A-.

Stay Classy NOVA.

Creeper.

**Serpico99** · 08-12-20 12:51

Originally Posted by JimRob [View Original Post]

Went out to Chantilly to try our Best on a review I saw. First time I went I was greeted by Happy who was very flirtatious with nice boobs in a sundress, but she wouldn't see me that day and passed me off to Ashley.

Ashley old and boring with tiny boobs. She just didn't excite me, but was able to get me super hard and started the most abusive HJ I have ever had. She crushed my nuts when she was jacking me and I couldn't cum from the abuse. I told her please stop and left. I wanted to come back for happy and that was my goal. She did say more next time haha.

My return to best To finally see happy. She was right down to business with wanting to fuck and demanded a very large amount of 240. She was so aggressive with her pushy attitude that it was such a turn off. We finally agreed on camel toe slide that she then demanded money up front and grabs my clothes. This is just such a mood killer. At that point it was just finish and get out.

Her camel toe slide was really just simulated sex with her jacking me off. That's it. Not the best time. Will not repeat.

Some of these places need to go out of business. Piss poor performance and really greedy attitude. It's especially noticeable post-lockdown and as I said in another posting, the bills are due and a lot of these ladies are really greedy and looking for that quick score to pay the apartment rent and bills. No thanks, their pussy is not worth the prices they are asking. Can make the trip to MD for less money. Or do quick bang at the Asian crapshoot hotels for a lot less.

**Jim Rob** · 08-12-20 08:10

Went out to Chantilly to try our Best on a review I saw. First time I went I was greeted by Happy who was very flirtatious with nice boobs in a sundress, but she wouldn't see me that day and passed me off to Ashley.

Ashley old and boring with tiny boobs. She just didn't excite me, but was able to get me super hard and started the most abusive HJ I have ever had. She crushed my nuts when she was jacking me and I couldn't cum from the abuse. I told her please stop and left. I wanted to come back for happy and that was my goal. She did say more next time haha.

My return to best To finally see happy. She was right down to business with wanting to fuck and demanded a very large amount of 240. She was so aggressive with her pushy attitude that it was such a turn off. We finally agreed on camel toe slide that she then demanded money up front and grabs my clothes. This is just such a mood killer. At that point it was just finish and get out.

Her camel toe slide was really just simulated sex with her jacking me off. That's it. Not the best time. Will not repeat.

**RyanHarvey** · 08-12-20 05:42

Originally Posted by WillOckham [View Original Post]

I called Blue Gems (BG) several times yesterday, but got no reply. Only two women were on the schedule, Kim and Kat.

The hours have changed also-no Saturday appointment. The services page says, "Schedule for the week of August 10th. CLOSED".

Noticed that too. I wonder if one of the girls got COVID so they closed up shop to quarantine?

**MDGuy145** · 08-11-20 22:35

Originally Posted by SkipHop [View Original Post]

She's good but don't play her up too much, got a big ole c section scar and the DD's are post-pregnancy and not the most "youthful" if you know what I mean.

Kiera is polite and quiet and somewhat sensual but she's got a typical asian short girl semi chubby body, nothing to write home about but decent sensual HE.

Sasha is reliable but somewhat prissy.

Ever see Jessica? She's occasionally around and also fun.

**SkipHop** · 08-11-20 17:44

Originally Posted by MDGuy145 [View Original Post]

100% agree, she's my favorite there. Beautiful natural DD's and very playful

She's good but don't play her up too much, got a big ole c section scar and the DD's are post-pregnancy and not the most "youthful" if you know what I mean.

Kiera is polite and quiet and somewhat sensual but she's got a typical asian short girl semi chubby body, nothing to write home about but decent sensual HE.

Sasha is reliable but somewhat prissy.

**Bakra420** · 08-11-20 14:34

Originally Posted by MoCoMan [View Original Post]

The CL link from your original posting has expired, but is this the provider you visited and recommended? If memory serves me, you saw Mariana, who was then working out of Montgomery County (close to me). Are the photos of her and recent? This newer, 3 Aug 2020 posting quotes $120 HH, $200 HR, $260 Nuru (no duration cited), and shows a current location within 2 miles of the Dunn Loring-Merrifield Metro stop (just west of I-495, north of I-66, SE of VA-123). Any details beyond "more than NOVA" would be greatly appreciated. Thanks in advance!

https://washingtondc.craigslist.org/...170874162.html

She changed her number, and her name is Martinez. I cannot find anything additional on her and my msgs to the original poster have been in vain.

**MDGuy145** · 08-11-20 11:41

Originally Posted by Vcrgt [View Original Post]

This is Emma at Edens. She is my ATF at Edens. Standard NOVA only but she's very playful, teasing and will talk dirty. Also allows Russian on those natural beauties.

100% agree, she's my favorite there. Beautiful natural DD's and very playful.

**MDGuy145** · 08-11-20 11:40

Originally Posted by MrDeeds [View Original Post]

What was the damage.

$150 for 30 minutes. I believe she does FS too, but I was just interested in the HJ / TF.

**Decadentme** · 08-11-20 11:26

Originally Posted by RyanHarvey [View Original Post]

Not the same girl. Victoria is way hotter, younger, and tighter body. Looks like she's out of the game though.

Darn. I love the EdenModelsVA pics of Alisa, which is supposed to be the Victoria from Blue Gems. Too bad she's out of the game. Would have loved to have seen her face! (especially, in person).

**Vcrgt** · 08-11-20 10:44

Originally Posted by Decadentme [View Original Post]

Hi there,

I love the Alisa post on Edens. Is this the same Alisa? This is the WebArchive of her page on BlueGems. (I tried finding the Victoria page, and the only page that had it has a broken thumbnail for her image.).

https://web.archive.org/web/20150208...ladies/alyssa/#prettyPhoto.

Thanks!