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**RadGasm** · 08-09-20 01:11

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**FvtLuis** · 08-08-20 23:46

Originally Posted by Papaya123 [View Original Post]

Coming back from Cali for about a year and I was able to book an appointment with one of my all time fave AMP in the area. The house fee is. 8 for an hour not sure about half hour probably. 6. Annie was my provider and she is about 5'5 about 125 lbs very sexy, nice pair of boobs. And pretty face (Korean). She takes me to the room which was very clean, fresh towels and warm blankets. She asked me if I wanted a shower and I immediately jumped on the offer after a long day at work. She gave me a good body scrub and maybe a little ass play, flipped over and additional scrubbing. She then took me back to the room and put warm blankets all over me. Massage was awesome, seems very legit. For a small lady she was able to hit the knots on my back. So massage was a good 40 minutes and then she asked me to flip over, I see Annie already naked and asked me if I want some extra attention. Roaming around was permitted she was very good at the tugging and pulling. She was also taken cared off until I popped. Wet towel, mouth wash and a beverage. I am sure that their is much more on the menu she's the type that builds trust with her clients but otherwise went home happy and satisfied. Be careful out there guys and always be respectful to the ladies. Will definitely come back.

In which room is Annie? On the right as you come in or on the left.

I have been to papaya a few time and it was my go to. Plenty of play and felt there were more as repeat was happening but my last time post COVID was quite disappointing. Barely got otc play.

**Life410** · 08-08-20 22:37

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**Utwogood** · 08-08-20 22:18

Originally Posted by Pbarber307 [View Original Post]

Their website clearly indicates where it is, and google street view elucidates the location well enough.

So I had to go all the way to the Woodbridge DMV, otherwise, the next available slot in my area was in October. The DMV is only a five minute drive to Route One, as disclosed by our illustrious*raconteur, Frankie. * Asphalt mentioned a svelte older woman, and I believe that is the Sue that Start2 also described. Sue was my massage therapist for the day. She is in great shape for being in her 50's. She met me in a summer frock with, high heels,*and nice smile. I was led to a dimly lit room equipped with towel warmer, tower fan, and sink. I hung up my clothes and noticed some coins in the corner by the dirty, peeling vinyl baseboard. It took her a while*for her to come back, so there I laid, with my head beside the donut, staring at the blank wall. In the faint glow, I could see vertical streaks on the wall, likely some previous clients' spooge stains. This place is well past its heyday. * Sue finally came in and proceeded to give a hot towel rubdown, decent enough massage, and spent good time on the legs and feet. After concluding the massage session with a back walk, she put my hand on her silky*smooth thigh, pulled my c0 ck out from under me and began stroking it. She told me to flip and asked what I wanted. She would not accept a benjamin for everything, so I relented to 120. She stepped out again, and I had to wait a few minutes for her to return. When she did come in, she asked if I had a condom. Um. No. She managed to find one and proceeded to give CBJ. She took off her dress to reveal some nice dangling milfy Bcups. After an all too short session, she laid on the table and we started mish. Suddenly, she changed her mind and said that we would do it next time and offered BBBJ as consolation. WTF! So, she started to finish the job, but I had just lost interest. She managed to get me hard enough with a hand job and let me nurse and cum on her tits. She cleaned me up, and as I got dressed, she leaned over the sink to wash off her tits. At least I was already in the area and didn't waste the drive solely for this place. I've concluded that I get consistently better experiences at Asian crapshoots than at AMPs. Not sure what it is, but I've yet to experience the elusive AMP-FS experience that I keep reading about.

I'm glad you had a good time there. I live in Woodbridge and have tried that place a handful of times over the years as it changes management and opens and closes. I'd always been somewhat uncomfortable because of the neon lights illuminating from the street, but also walking through the building I feel like I'm being watched. The last time I went was late last year and although mama was cordial, the lady that came to meet me seemed to have an attitude from the very beginning. Rushing and very little talk during the massage, and all my icebreakers were met with short answers or no answer. All she offered was a handshake (I've gotten the fuller experience in many previous visits), but at my first attempt at a reach around, she grabbed my hand and shoved it away rather forcefully without a word. That destroyed the mood and my woody from that point. Frustrated and in ragdoll status, I finally got up and began to dress, and she stood there channeling a sad puppy dog, like a child who just got admonished by the teacher. I could tell by her acting remorseful she was trying to keep me from making a huge fit, but I left the tip as I promised and walked out without a word.

**Novacreeper** · 08-08-20 21:23

Decided to take a hiatus from partaking in FS for awhile (sorry, boning a pre-geriatric 60 YO Asian woman BAREBACK during a deadly global pandemic is JUUUST a bit too risky this monger) so I've been frequenting some of my old AMP haunts and decided to stop in to IMP off LRT. Over the years they have consistently had younger & more attractive providers than the NOVA "Joker Faces" most employ and this visit was as good as my previous experiences at this establishment.

The place is very discreet- behind the building in an office complex- and has a door within a door which I like so you can easily slip in and out. I rang the bell and was greeted by a masked 40 ish blonde Korean, at 5'2/3, 120 lbs with a nice tight, tan body and a flirty attitude in a snug sundress. With a (intentionally) sexy walk, she led me to the room and we exchanged pleasantries and I paid the 1/2 hr fee. I disrobed, toweled, and got on the table. She gave an above average, by no means CMT, massage, probably a generous 7 on a scale of 1-10. I told her strong when she asked how I wanted it, but she fell short of that. She had really nice small hands which I like but was pretty strong with them.

Transitioned to ST at the 20 min mark and she worked my legs really good with some rump work and exploration of the nether regions.

Was invited to flip and she worked my chest, shoulders, and quads, finally setting up base camp on Mount Penis to begin her summit.

She oiled me up and began to work me very well. She tried to jackhammer me a couple of times, but I stopped her. She worked it pretty good for at 10 minutes, allowing full UTC roaming which is all it took for me to blast. Got a thorough hot towel off and started to get dressed. She stayed in the room and chatted while I dressed which was odd but she was pretty friendly so WTF. I tipped her which OF COURSE she started to get a little pouty, but I told her guys already know the amount for whatever service they're given so if she wanted more, that dress should have come off or something but I actually was only looking for some relief this day so it was what it was. House. 6 Tip:. 4 One thing I've noticed post COVID is that alot of these girls are really desperate and even had a girl at King expecting. 1 for a HJ with her top pulled up and shorts pulled down to her her ankles which I laughed off so to all you Millenial / Gen-Xer mongers I say. STOP OVERPAYING! This concludes your daily USASG public service announcement, you may now move about the country. Err rub-and tugs.

Name: Didn't ask, she was blond.

Looks: Above average, 7/7. 5 out of 10, masked.

Body: Very Nice 8. 5 out of 10.

Attitude: Above average, friendly.

Massage: 7 out of 10.

Room / Establishment: Clean, COVID19 rules abound.

Extras: Didn't negotiate (but KNOW they're available here if you're saavy).

Pouty: No.

Negatives: 1. Could have been more sensual / talkative 2. No removal of clothes 3. Stayed on floor for finale 4. No water offered.

Overall: B-.

**Novacreeper** · 08-08-20 21:21

Decided to take a hiatus from partaking in FS for awhile (sorry, boning a pre-geriatric 60 YO Asian woman BAREBACK during a deadly global pandemic is JUUUST a bit too risky this monger) so I've been frequenting some of my old AMP haunts and decided to stop in to IMP off LRT. Over the years they have consistently had younger & more attractive providers than the NOVA "Joker Faces" most employ and this visit was as good as my previous experiences at this establishment.

The place is very discreet- behind the building in an office complex- and has a door within a door which I like so you can easily slip in and out. I rang the bell and was greeted by a masked 40 ish blonde Korean, at 5'2/3, 120 lbs with a nice tight, tan body and a flirty attitude in a snug sundress. With a (intentionally) sexy walk, she led me to the room and we exchanged pleasantries and I paid the 1/2 hr fee. I disrobed, toweled, and got on the table. She gave an above average, by no means CMT, massage, probably a generous 7 on a scale of 1-10. I told her strong when she asked how I wanted it, but she fell short of that. She had really nice small hands which I like but was pretty strong with them.

Transitioned to ST at the 20 min mark and she worked my legs really good with some rump work and exploration of the nether regions.

Was invited to flip and she worked my chest, shoulders, and quads, finally setting up base camp on Mount Penis to begin her summit.

She oiled me up and began to work me very well. She tried to jackhammer me a couple of times, but I stopped her. She worked it pretty good for at 10 minutes, allowing full UTC roaming which is all it took for me to blast. Got a thorough hot towel off and started to get dressed. She stayed in the room and chatted while I dressed which was odd but she was pretty friendly so WTF. I tipped her which OF COURSE she started to get a little pouty, but I told her guys already know the amount for whatever service they're given so if she wanted more, that dress should have come off or something but I actually was only looking for some relief this day so it was what it was. House. 6 Tip:. 4 One thing I've noticed post COVID is that alot of these girls are really desperate and even had a girl at King expecting. 1 for a HJ with her top pulled up and shorts pulled down to her her ankles which I laughed off so to all you Millenial / Gen-Xer mongers I say. STOP OVERPAYING! This concludes your daily USASG public service announcement, you may now move about the country. Err rub-and tugs.

Name: Didn't ask, she was blond.

Looks: Above average, 7/7. 5 out of 10, masked.

Body: Very Nice 8. 5 out of 10.

Attitude: Above average, friendly.

Massage: 7 out of 10.

Room / Establishment: Clean, COVID19 rules abound.

Extras: Didn't negotiate (but KNOW they're available here if you're saavy).

Pouty: No.

Negatives: 1. Could have been more sensual / talkative 2. No removal of clothes 3. Stayed on floor for finale 4. No water offered.

Overall: B-.

**Goldmund56** · 08-08-20 20:21

Originally Posted by HotFootTeddy [View Original Post]

I think this might be Lara Rose (the pic sure looks like it). She used to advertise pretty heavily on and off as an escort, and was known to provide a pretty solid GFE with some PSE experiences mentioned in the past. I was never able to get her to respond to my emails / texts, but she did occasionally work in the Crystal / Pentagon City area.

Good to know that she is still around. It would be interesting to see if she is still offering any of her expanded offerings.

I've seen them both and they are not the same person, nor are the services the same.

**Novacreeper** · 08-08-20 19:32

Originally Posted by Dunnit [View Original Post]

Mindy advertises on BP. There is a similar ad for "Wendy" with the same number, and I am pretty sure is the same provider. Pic is her, as far as I can tell, with the large coat and sunglasses. I texted for a same day and we agreed on a time. Her place is an apartment with secure access, so she has to direct you to a side door and come down to let you in. She was dressed casually and asked me to take everything off and get on the table. She has fairly limited English and the massage was average. There was some teasing and she pressed her clothed body to me a few times. Massage lasted about 30 minutes, then she left the room for a while. When she came back she requested I flip and Mindy was topless. She has really nice big boobs, which she rubbed in my face and allowed me to suck on her nipples. She then got on the table for B2 B and more nursing, then Russian finish. She went to the bathroom to clean up. She cleaned me up with a towel, and dressed me without offering a shower. As I had been there almost the hour I didn't push, and left. May repeat for the boobies, but there are better indy options for the same price. Regular Nova indy: $. 2 rate plus. 4 tip.

https://nova.bedpage.com/Therapeutic...a/6423647.html

She's been "providing" in my neck of the woods- Landmark- for years. Was in the same complex for awhile. She definitely has "other items", not on the regular menu if you play it right. PM if you want details.

**DefaultGuy** · 08-08-20 18:58

Just met with Polina, putting me up to about half of the DT providers. Side note! Ana was leaving as I went in and I'll do my best to make her my next review, assuming I can get schedules to line up.

Highlight? Polina gave the best massage that I've gotten at DT, and better than any that I've received at local AMPs. In our chit chat, I learned that she does in home massages for athletes. She's also an aspiring MMA fighter, and very distraught about her gym being closed for the last 5 months! Bummer. Also, if you're into tall, slender, fit women, she is a solid dime. Firm all over, perky up top. Tan body, very soft. The $$ for an hour appointment was well spent here, getting an excellent massage that hit all of the deep knots with a beauty. She's from Ukraine and has an accent accordingly, but her English is solid. There was only one idiom throughout our time together that I had to touch back and explain. She wanted to know what my Zodiac sign was, asked the meaning behind each of my tattoos, it was an intimate session overall.

The downside? I brought enough to tip according to Paris's opinions, given her advice that she thought she looked for more generous gentlemen than her coworkers. Polina explained that past a NoVA, it comes down to whether or not she's feeling you, but no one is getting anything under $$ and "older guys that take care of themselves are still paying $$ yes, I double checked to make sure that I counted out the right numbers there.

The best? After I told her that I hadn't brought $$$ past the house (and I wouldn't drop that if I had brought it), she got to the NoVA and she offered to wash me off in the shower, which included a BBBJ and letting my hands go wherever they wandered, on the house because I had been so polite throughout our time together. Tipped $, peck on the cheek, "see you next week?

**StandErect** · 08-08-20 17:03

Originally Posted by Roarkis [View Original Post]

Dream with Annie:

She's an attractive girl. Somewhat matches her pictures. The hot oil isn't for me though.

The main issue I had with her was that she seemed like she was in a bad mood, which I'm guessing is her default with customers. For context, I'm a decent looking dude who's not rude or unhygienic. Some providers are just more content with what they're doing than others.

I hope it not to be a recurring dream, but she's fine overall. Just don't expect the charm you'd find in some of the others.

Details:

Apartment.

Private room.

Appearance of Mid-late 30's.

Is this the girl in Falls Church? I've been thinking about seeing her. What was your damage?

**Asphalt** · 08-08-20 15:55

Originally Posted by Dunnit [View Original Post]

Mindy advertises on BP. There is a similar ad for "Wendy" with the same number, and I am pretty sure is the same provider. Pic is her, as far as I can tell, with the large coat and sunglasses. I texted for a same day and we agreed on a time. Her place is an apartment with secure access, so she has to direct you to a side door and come down to let you in. She was dressed casually and asked me to take everything off and get on the table. She has fairly limited English and the massage was average. There was some teasing and she pressed her clothed body to me a few times. Massage lasted about 30 minutes, then she left the room for a while. When she came back she requested I flip and Mindy was topless. She has really nice big boobs, which she rubbed in my face and allowed me to suck on her nipples. She then got on the table for B2 B and more nursing, then Russian finish. She went to the bathroom to clean up. She cleaned me up with a towel, and dressed me without offering a shower. As I had been there almost the hour I didn't push, and left. May repeat for the boobies, but there are better indy options for the same price. Regular Nova indy: $. 2 rate plus. 4 tip.

https://nova.bedpage.com/Therapeutic...a/6423647.html

She has upped her game then. I tried her a few times years ago and she didn't even allow much roaming although the handshake was done nearly nude. I'm assuming this is the same one I saw in a condo near Harris Teeter.

**Dunnit** · 08-08-20 09:20

Mindy advertises on BP. There is a similar ad for "Wendy" with the same number, and I am pretty sure is the same provider. Pic is her, as far as I can tell, with the large coat and sunglasses. I texted for a same day and we agreed on a time. Her place is an apartment with secure access, so she has to direct you to a side door and come down to let you in. She was dressed casually and asked me to take everything off and get on the table. She has fairly limited English and the massage was average. There was some teasing and she pressed her clothed body to me a few times. Massage lasted about 30 minutes, then she left the room for a while. When she came back she requested I flip and Mindy was topless. She has really nice big boobs, which she rubbed in my face and allowed me to suck on her nipples. She then got on the table for B2 B and more nursing, then Russian finish. She went to the bathroom to clean up. She cleaned me up with a towel, and dressed me without offering a shower. As I had been there almost the hour I didn't push, and left. May repeat for the boobies, but there are better indy options for the same price. Regular Nova indy: $. 2 rate plus. 4 tip.

https://nova.bedpage.com/Therapeutic...a/6423647.html

**HornedLaw** · 08-07-20 15:10

Originally Posted by Start2 [View Original Post]

While substance is great, every post provides value.

1. If you visit a place we've been to before and nothing special happens then we know it's still around.

2. If you visit a new place, we might want to give it a try.

3. If you have a bad experience then we don't have to "take one for the team".

4. If you have a great experience then that is what we are looking for.

Variety is the name of the game. The more information we have the more we can tailor our visits for what exactly we are looking for on any particular day.

Exactly this! I want to add that different mongers are looking for different things. So, even if you only went for a NOVA finish and not FS, there may be guys out there who aren't searching for FS / BBBJ and just want the handshake. More reviews help the community as a whole.

**TheOuroboros** · 08-07-20 14:31

Originally Posted by Start2 [View Original Post]

While substance is great, every post provides value.

1. If you visit a place we've been to before and nothing special happens then we know it's still around.

2. If you visit a new place, we might want to give it a try.

3. If you have a bad experience then we don't have to "take one for the team".

4. If you have a great experience then that is what we are looking for.

Variety is the name of the game. The more information we have the more we can tailor our visits for what exactly we are looking for on any particular day.

I still post about it. When I hit you hit. When I miss, you don't have to. We all win that way.

**Start2** · 08-07-20 11:57

Originally Posted by RelaxedInak [View Original Post]

Bibi, Pine Spa Woodbridge.

I do not post often. I think that a post should have substance and not just be xxx $$$ for xx and will repeat! Also I find that if I can't remember what to say the day after it is probably not worth others reading about it, so all mine are memorable either good or bad.

That being said after browsing around and reading a bit here I decided to make the 30 min drive from my place to Pine Spa in Woodbridge, I am glad I did. I called and asked for a appointment and was told no problem and they were not busy, when I arrived I was greeted by a tall rather thin lady in a mask (I didn't get her name) and shown to a nice clean room, in just a few min Bibi arrived and asked how long I wanted, it was the. 8 I expected for an hour with TS and that was my choice, I was asked if it was my first time there and I always am truthful about that so said yes first time here but not first time for massage with a grin.

Bibi was masked but all I saw was the cleavage that seemed to go on forever down the short tube style dress she had on, she is short not thin and has huge assets. After a good TS with all the cleaning I needed we wend back to the room for a good massage and I liked that when doing my legs and feet she was on the table with me. That is always nice more contact as she was almost sitting under me with my legs propped on her lap, so good massage and after I turned over I was greeted with a smiling 40 to 50 year old lady with absolutely perfect complexion from head to toe, this sounds silly but perfect skin covering a very well rounded everything else is a huge plus in my book. So when asked if I wanted everything I of course said absolutely and for the next 20 min enjoyed everything, a lot and for a bit with me not on table. (one of my favorites) all done and a bit more massage and a nice cleanup with hot towels. Oh and the obligatory, Total was. 8 plus $. 2 tip and well worth it, Will repeat 😃.

Stay well relaxed and be nice to the ladies.

Relaxed in Ak, Well not in AK anymore but the name stuck.

While substance is great, every post provides value.

1. If you visit a place we've been to before and nothing special happens then we know it's still around.

2. If you visit a new place, we might want to give it a try.

3. If you have a bad experience then we don't have to "take one for the team".

4. If you have a great experience then that is what we are looking for.

Variety is the name of the game. The more information we have the more we can tailor our visits for what exactly we are looking for on any particular day.