Massage Parlor Reports

[MangoBalls78]

220 is too much I was quoted 140, and got head for 120. But the girls are very hit or miss. I've had great times and some of the worst times, going there.

I've had some experiences there where I was able to get FS for 160 or 200 but like you said it's really hit or miss. I'm done w / the AMP scene as it's too inconsistent. I would rather stick to the tried and true K-girls.

[TheOuroboros]

In my boredom I went scrolling into past posts on the forum hunting the white whale that is the viet providers and I happened to be in the area of a popular place back in the day that was located above the Panera bread. Boy you old folks make it sound like those were the days. Back then you had milk delivered to your door and pretty Asians lined up for your choosing.

Anyway those days are long gone but I decided what the hell. There's still an AMP here, maybe I'll TOFFT and roll the dice.

Well inside is a small little place called sunny and I'm greeted by a Chinese lady named CiCi with a lazy eye but a pleasant personality. She asks if I made an appointment and I said nay I was just stopping by But perhaps you got time to give me a massage. She told me she had an appointment in 30 but could squeeze me in for a half hour. The place gave me legit vibes (spoiler it is) but I figured what the hell worse case I get a good massage.

She asked me if I been here before? And that line I feel like always gives me hope that maybe extras are available but I was honest and said yes. So mad eye moody lead me into the room and gave me a pretty solid 30 min deep tissue. 25 min in I was really into it, I think it's been a while since I've gotten a genuine massage, and my body was really getting into it. You've had those relaxing massages that let you sink into the table and you just doze off into bliss, it was about to be one of those when she said time up and I'll be honest I got a little disappointed but then she said if you want 30 min more I'll bring in other girl?

Jeez, I'm a hopeful optimist aka a naive sap. I agree to the extension and in walks jasmine. Skinnier hotter (but hard to tell with mask), younger and with both eyes looking at me (instead of one veering off into the wall, sorry cici) jasmine gives me round 2 of a pretty damn good massage. Her English is good and we have good conversation. I enjoyed my normie massage but there's was no hint of anything more. Costed 75 and tipped 20 for the good massage. But as you can see this place is a husk of its former glory.

At least I can cross it off the list.

[SexBear]

I have been to this place several times all pre pandemic. Girls are hit or miss but I got FS each time. I think they want 220 for FS which is a little steep for me since you are also paying another 60 or 80 to the house.

220 is too much I was quoted 140, and got head for 120. But the girls are very hit or miss. I've had great times and some of the worst times, going there.

[Miketastic69]

First, I just realized that I have 100 posts to my name. At least the ones I bothered to post about. Amazing that I have been actively posting since 2009. I performed a quick scan and saw one post that made me laugh. I have no memory of it, but in 2009 I wrote that Tera Patrick was making an appearance at Paper Moon. Wish I had seen that! So hot.

Second, for those of you who don't mind an older provider (all those posts about Lily at Comfort in Manassas), I returned to one of my local haunts today during the lunch hour and saw Leah at Bamboo Therapy in Springfield. I've written about Leah before. Lovely woman. Petite. Tan skin. With her mask on, you would think she is in her 40's -- I suspect she is late 50's or early 60's.

Her massage is a soft touch with some pressure. She used massage oil and / or lotion but always cleaned me up with a hot towel. Probably the most gentle NOVA Standard finish I've received in my life. I wore my mask the entire time as did she. $80 for the hour (got the full hour).

I always recommend Leah and will return.

Back when I had more disposable income I used to go through the Pamela peaks webpage to meet up with porn stars and ladies so beautiful there is no way a below Average guy like me could land one. I had an overnight with Tera Patrick. The pros she was gorgeous, fun, sexy, free and wild and did everything. The cons she was too wild and drunk and flirty, and wanted to go out to listen to head thumping music and drink $30 cocktails during our night together. She invited other dudes back to my place. Of course, I did not let that happen.

PSA porn stars typically have platforms for in and outcall. Bucket list!

[MrSunnyHills]

Given there is much truth in HG2's and Serpico's observations, each place is different and YMMV a lot from place to place. Since businesses have been allowed to reopen, I have had excellent massages, not rushed at all from almost every place I've visited. One place raised price $10 for the full hour (a CAMP w / o TS that was lower priced than KAMPs with TS, now price matched) -- but none of the MTs have asked for a bigger tip (and one asked me if I left too much money (I tipped 0. 6 to her as the session had gone almost 80 minutes and the service was excellent).

So, always be nice to the ladies -- even when your mileage varies.

PA.

I have been lucky to have had visits similar to PA. That being said, only 2 were new, and 3 were some I had seen multiple times in the past. So I guess I was only lucky twice as the old timers gave me the same excellent massage as always, no shortage, with a good finish. (one, like PA, went about 80 minutes. I guess I also was fortunate to pick a time they were not busy). YMMV.

[RyanHarvey]

I've been trying to get an appointment scheduled at BG, DT, them, or ST for about a week now. Made some ground and held conversations with DT and them today, over text, my timeline didn't line up with anyone that was my type at DT, and had an evening scheduled at them before the provider 'called out', which I understand happens in every line of work but I was halfway to Tyson from RVA, so I was a bit poopy faced.

Am I putting out a bad vibe or is it just tough to get your foot in the door for your first appointment at one of these places? I speak in full sentences, please and thank you, that kind of thing.

The PV places are easy to get into but just managed poorly. Richmond to Tyson's Corner!? I don't think there's any girl at any of these places worth that drive but that's up to you haha. Secret and Edens are in the same apartment complex so if one flakes on me I just get on the elevator and go down two floors. Haven't been to BG in awhile since none of the girls appeal to me. DT has been the flakiest for me, they will schedule and then change your appointment.

[PilotAviator]

I noticed this as well, with two providers I have recently seen. Both were quick to ask how much I would pay. It seems like a lot of AMP providers are really looking to do high volume 30 minute sessions because it reality they only do 10 minutes of real work (if they put any effort into the massage) and 10 minutes of getting you off and out the door in 20 minutes total. They haven't worked in months so they are desperate for $$ but you would think they would act differently and try to make long term customers rather than hustle every customer that comes in and see how much they can milk them for. You really have to stand your ground post-lock down and stick to your planned budget. Of course I know there are a lot more guys out there willing to fork over a lot of money for the slightest feather touch. *shakes my head*.

Given there is much truth in HG2's and Serpico's observations, each place is different and YMMV a lot from place to place. Since businesses have been allowed to reopen, I have had excellent massages, not rushed at all from almost every place I've visited. One place raised price $10 for the full hour (a CAMP w / o TS that was lower priced than KAMPs with TS, now price matched) -- but none of the MTs have asked for a bigger tip (and one asked me if I left too much money (I tipped 0. 6 to her as the session had gone almost 80 minutes and the service was excellent).

So, always be nice to the ladies -- even when your mileage varies.

PA.

[Serpico99]

Usually 19 out of 20 times I have delightful experiences. Last Friday I had one and extended to 90 minutes it was so pleasant.

Unfortunately today was not so good. Don't want others to waste their time or money. Went to k and J on Sunset Hills in Reston. Drew cute youngish gal named Kim. She told me to keep my mask on which is OK. She had a tight satin dress on and a clear face mask so I could see her smiling face. My experience last Friday in Richmond. I don't know what her face looked like but what a nice time. Hoping for the same here and she looked good and hot. Went for hour but Kim wanted only 1/2 hour. So $60. Humm strange.

Quick impersonal TS and she checked off all the important boxes. Back in the room a few little rubs and pushes around the body. Not a real massage and she was mostly at the foot end of the table. Then a few feather touches and the word: turnover. Then what you want and what you pay? I grabbed her tush and it was nice. Felt good. I said all off. She said how much you pay me? She would not quote a price or commit. We got to 100 and extend for hour but she did not want to extend or seem to want the 100 for very little activity. I said then forget it

I noticed this as well, with two providers I have recently seen. Both were quick to ask how much I would pay. It seems like a lot of AMP providers are really looking to do high volume 30 minute sessions because it reality they only do 10 minutes of real work (if they put any effort into the massage) and 10 minutes of getting you off and out the door in 20 minutes total. They haven't worked in months so they are desperate for $$ but you would think they would act differently and try to make long term customers rather than hustle every customer that comes in and see how much they can milk them for. You really have to stand your ground post-lock down and stick to your planned budget. Of course I know there are a lot more guys out there willing to fork over a lot of money for the slightest feather touch. *shakes my head*.

[MangoBalls78]

Could anyone please suggest any good AMP in Alexandria / Arlington, especially if they have FS option, found Harmony Spa but wasn't able to find too much info, thanks in advance!

I have been to this place several times all pre pandemic. Girls are hit or miss but I got FS each time. I think they want 220 for FS which is a little steep for me since you are also paying another 60 or 80 to the house.

[Frank Digitola]

Cliches come in many shapes and sizes. However the sports ones are the empty eyed, rigor mortised Mr Ed's of life that are infinitely whacked with a cricket, Uh, bat? Paddle? Whatever it is. There's a reason for that though. They're so accurate. Life is all about teamwork, overcoming adversity, reaching goals, suffering through the L's and relishing in the W's.

When I started posting here a little over a year ago I formulated my first official To Do List, and at the top, was a provider named Anna I heard about who had F cup teds and gave a great massage. I tried to no avail to find her and eventually learned that my search was 6 months too late and she had long since fled the area. A few months later I vowed to continually scour the area to compile a top ten hall of fame of big teddies that Teddies Crew could enjoy, so that a fruitless hunt for a plump teddied provider would never befall another brah again. Interestingly, this report chronicles my encounter with the 10th inductee of the Frank Digitola Big Teddies Hall of Fame, and she's an F cup chick named Anna.

WitchDoc Brah and I were chatting via pm about The Holy Grail. He mentions he recently took a huge ted MILF he saw in Woodbridge at a Route One Massage Therapy place to Poundtown, USA. Were either of those subtle? Ah well. I don't need to hear anything else. I'm going to Woodbridge. Thanks for the assist WitchDoc Brah! : RespekKnuckles:

I call yesterday, ensure Anna is there, make an appointment and arrive at the AMP. I mistakenly assumed that this place was a Chinese AMP based upon the 1 hour price point of 6. It is however a Korean spot, which was kinda given away by the person who answered the phones accent and confirmed by the two door entrance. I am greeted at door number 2 by an undeniably buxom Korean MILF. I know this because I performed my "Frankie Digital Check A Korean Chick Out Maneuver" of bowing slightly and saying "Annyeonghaseyo" in an act of cultural pandering that will position me at eye level with the chicks teds. She smiles, laughs, caresses my masked face and calls me "cute" in Korean. I'm certain this is going to go well.

Anna looks a lot like a JAV MILF named Azusa Yagi, although Azusa from the neck up is prettier. Anna is in her early 50's I'd assume and has had a little this and that done to her face. From the neck down they're pretty much identical. I'm offered a shower, and accept despite freshening up before my arrival. The shower was very playful. Lots of ball and butt play. I am toweled off then led back to the room. Anna gave me a great massage. She is right there knocking on the door of the greats in the area. She's not as good as KK and others, but she's pretty close. After cleaning the oil off of me, she begins a splendid ST session with plenty of booty tickling and reach around. I am flipped.

On the flip I am asked if I want everything as Anna removes her top. There's no bra. I tell her I'm going to go with teds and tugs. She asks if I am sure and places my hand between her legs. She is very wet. I declined and grabbed both of her big teddies. They are wonderfully thick. She starts a slow and smooth tugger. I am harder than trying to ride a unicycle down the center lane of the Autobahn. She notices and offers FS again. I decide to phrase it "I can't" this time, and that's when she gives up. I ask her to ted bang me and she complies. She pushes the teds together while corkscrewing from base to mid shaft. I reach around and massage her even wetter pussy. She moans and shivers without missing a beat on the ted bang but eventually loses control as she appears to get off. The ted clutch is released and she cups my balls and picks up the pace of the tugger as I grabbed the teds. After a few more moments I signaled that I was close, she leaned forward and I Holy Grail the hell out of her teds. 6 house, 6 Anna.

We freshened up (there's a sink in the room. That's a delightful bonus) hugged, pecked and expressed a longing for our next encounter. She asked about my FS aversion and I tactfully explained what I've said here on this topic before. I go to AMPs primarily to get a good massage and relax. Relaxing from a great massage then immediately trying to pound out a quickie with a thimble tight Asian chick isn't my idea of relaxation and in the 2 times I've tried intentionally I couldn't even finish. I know I recently reported after I smashed Bipolar Hua, but her request just to hop on at a discount made me agree and the sound of her ridiculous, heavily accented moans of "Protect me, protect yourself" LOL'd me to a finish. But I digress Anna and I hugged once more and then I hit the road. And drumroll!

Frankie Digitola Big Teddies Hall of Fame.

1. Kiko. Still queen. There's an ad that's always on the sidebar here that says "send a message and smash". There's a topless brunette with her hands above her head in one of the pics that scrolls through. Kiko's teddies look like that. She's number one for having the prettiest teddies and the best massage.

2. Tara. Legend and owner of the third biggest teddies on the list. If you Google "Seana Rae sensational video" her and Tara have very similar bodies, but Tara's teddies are firmer with thicker nipples.

3. Blue. Korean MILF who looks like Lucie Wilde from the neck down. Currently on vacation, but is a permanent staple at Silk in Jessup.

4. Lily. Late 20's Chinese girl in Fredericksburg. Google "Gianna Michaels dress and heels". That balcony photo shoot is what Lily's body looks like, with less booty. Gorgeous teddies.

5. Apple. Thick, 20 something Thai indy. Google "Codi Vore". Apple looks like that with much less of a tummy. Saw her recently and had to bump her up. She looks even slimmer in the right spots but still thick where it counts.

6. Anna at Route One in Woodbridge. Korean MILF who looks very similar to JAV actress Azusa Yagi. Although Azusa is prettier, their bodies are pretty much identical.

7. Annie at Spirit Wellness aka The Diesel. Body similar to Tara. Teds not quite as firm, but just as fun.

8. Vandara. 50 something Thai indy. Age defying and wonderful teddies. Second best massage in the HOF.

9. Nikki. Owner of the second biggest teddies in the HOF. Some of the nicest, biggest natty teddies you'll ever see. Google " my_vice_is_back ". Nikki is built like that chick, but with thicker nipples and an ass like Ryan Smiles.

10. BBW Sophie at Asian Massage in Arlington. Google " xlgirls rose blush " for a pretty accurate representation of her physique. Third best in CMT quality massage skill. She has the biggest teddies in the HOF.

We made it Teddies Crew. Plot twist though. I've been tipped off in my PM's and we might be at a Top 12 before we know it. I for one can't wait.

Frankie.

[DefaultGuy]

I've been trying to get an appointment scheduled at BG, DT, them, or ST for about a week now. Made some ground and held conversations with DT and them today, over text, my timeline didn't line up with anyone that was my type at DT, and had an evening scheduled at them before the provider 'called out', which I understand happens in every line of work but I was halfway to Tyson from RVA, so I was a bit poopy faced.

Am I putting out a bad vibe or is it just tough to get your foot in the door for your first appointment at one of these places? I speak in full sentences, please and thank you, that kind of thing.

[NyHornet]

First, I just realized that I have 100 posts to my name. At least the ones I bothered to post about. Amazing that I have been actively posting since 2009. I performed a quick scan and saw one post that made me laugh. I have no memory of it, but in 2009 I wrote that Tera Patrick was making an appearance at Paper Moon. Wish I had seen that! So hot.

Second, for those of you who don't mind an older provider (all those posts about Lily at Comfort in Manassas), I returned to one of my local haunts today during the lunch hour and saw Leah at Bamboo Therapy in Springfield. I've written about Leah before. Lovely woman. Petite. Tan skin. With her mask on, you would think she is in her 40's -- I suspect she is late 50's or early 60's.

Her massage is a soft touch with some pressure. She used massage oil and / or lotion but always cleaned me up with a hot towel. Probably the most gentle NOVA Standard finish I've received in my life. I wore my mask the entire time as did she. $80 for the hour (got the full hour).

I always recommend Leah and will return.

I have known her for 12+ years, mainly from Bamboo-Woodbridge. One of my all time favs. Still a gem. Friendly and sensual and good conversationalist. Yes, she is older, but wish I lived closer and could see her again.

[Completely]

Could anyone please suggest any good AMP in Alexandria / Arlington, especially if they have FS option, found Harmony Spa but wasn't able to find too much info, thanks in advance!

I'm a big fan of Shirlington Therapy in Arlington. Was there just a couple days ago with Mary, looked mid 30's and very petite. FS was offered for $20 plus the 80 for an hour.

[Happy Guy 2]

Usually 19 out of 20 times I have delightful experiences. Last Friday I had one and extended to 90 minutes it was so pleasant.

Unfortunately today was not so good. Don't want others to waste their time or money. Went to k and J on Sunset Hills in Reston. Drew cute youngish gal named Kim. She told me to keep my mask on which is OK. She had a tight satin dress on and a clear face mask so I could see her smiling face. My experience last Friday in Richmond. I don't know what her face looked like but what a nice time. Hoping for the same here and she looked good and hot. Went for hour but Kim wanted only 1/2 hour. So $60. Humm strange.

Quick impersonal TS and she checked off all the important boxes. Back in the room a few little rubs and pushes around the body. Not a real massage and she was mostly at the foot end of the table. Then a few feather touches and the word: turnover. Then what you want and what you pay? I grabbed her tush and it was nice. Felt good. I said all off. She said how much you pay me? She would not quote a price or commit. We got to 100 and extend for hour but she did not want to extend or seem to want the 100 for very little activity. I said then forget it.

By then I had lost my urge and just wanted some utc feeling and I would DIM. Not ideal but she moved to foot area and only touch tush on top of clothes. Got firm push aways. Ugh. I said OK and left after the 1/2 hour totally unhappy.

I did leave her the 40 change on the table out of pity, but vowed to let others know what to expect. I guess she probably made 20 out of the house fee and 40 tip and she probably thought 60 was great for a half hour. But they were not busy. ? I said good bye nicely and she smiled as I left waving the extra 100 bill from my pocket that could have been hers. She just did not seem to care!

At least I had and extra 100 for tomorrow. I don't mind spending 200 for an hour of good times. I am not really demanding in activities but just look for good experiences and a fun playful connection.

Happy hunting. Play safe
And as an old friend sais, always be nice to the girls.

HG2

[Nisine123]

Could anyone please suggest any good AMP in Alexandria / Arlington, especially if they have FS option, found Harmony Spa but wasn't able to find too much info, thanks in advance!