Massage Parlor Reports

[MrSunnyHills]

Given there is much truth in HG2's and Serpico's observations, each place is different and YMMV a lot from place to place. Since businesses have been allowed to reopen, I have had excellent massages, not rushed at all from almost every place I've visited. One place raised price $10 for the full hour (a CAMP w / o TS that was lower priced than KAMPs with TS, now price matched) -- but none of the MTs have asked for a bigger tip (and one asked me if I left too much money (I tipped 0. 6 to her as the session had gone almost 80 minutes and the service was excellent).

So, always be nice to the ladies -- even when your mileage varies.

PA.

I have been lucky to have had visits similar to PA. That being said, only 2 were new, and 3 were some I had seen multiple times in the past. So I guess I was only lucky twice as the old timers gave me the same excellent massage as always, no shortage, with a good finish. (one, like PA, went about 80 minutes. I guess I also was fortunate to pick a time they were not busy). YMMV.

[RyanHarvey]

I've been trying to get an appointment scheduled at BG, DT, them, or ST for about a week now. Made some ground and held conversations with DT and them today, over text, my timeline didn't line up with anyone that was my type at DT, and had an evening scheduled at them before the provider 'called out', which I understand happens in every line of work but I was halfway to Tyson from RVA, so I was a bit poopy faced.

Am I putting out a bad vibe or is it just tough to get your foot in the door for your first appointment at one of these places? I speak in full sentences, please and thank you, that kind of thing.

The PV places are easy to get into but just managed poorly. Richmond to Tyson's Corner!? I don't think there's any girl at any of these places worth that drive but that's up to you haha. Secret and Edens are in the same apartment complex so if one flakes on me I just get on the elevator and go down two floors. Haven't been to BG in awhile since none of the girls appeal to me. DT has been the flakiest for me, they will schedule and then change your appointment.

[PilotAviator]

I noticed this as well, with two providers I have recently seen. Both were quick to ask how much I would pay. It seems like a lot of AMP providers are really looking to do high volume 30 minute sessions because it reality they only do 10 minutes of real work (if they put any effort into the massage) and 10 minutes of getting you off and out the door in 20 minutes total. They haven't worked in months so they are desperate for $$ but you would think they would act differently and try to make long term customers rather than hustle every customer that comes in and see how much they can milk them for. You really have to stand your ground post-lock down and stick to your planned budget. Of course I know there are a lot more guys out there willing to fork over a lot of money for the slightest feather touch. *shakes my head*.

Given there is much truth in HG2's and Serpico's observations, each place is different and YMMV a lot from place to place. Since businesses have been allowed to reopen, I have had excellent massages, not rushed at all from almost every place I've visited. One place raised price $10 for the full hour (a CAMP w / o TS that was lower priced than KAMPs with TS, now price matched) -- but none of the MTs have asked for a bigger tip (and one asked me if I left too much money (I tipped 0. 6 to her as the session had gone almost 80 minutes and the service was excellent).

So, always be nice to the ladies -- even when your mileage varies.

PA.

[Serpico99]

Usually 19 out of 20 times I have delightful experiences. Last Friday I had one and extended to 90 minutes it was so pleasant.

Unfortunately today was not so good. Don't want others to waste their time or money. Went to k and J on Sunset Hills in Reston. Drew cute youngish gal named Kim. She told me to keep my mask on which is OK. She had a tight satin dress on and a clear face mask so I could see her smiling face. My experience last Friday in Richmond. I don't know what her face looked like but what a nice time. Hoping for the same here and she looked good and hot. Went for hour but Kim wanted only 1/2 hour. So $60. Humm strange.

Quick impersonal TS and she checked off all the important boxes. Back in the room a few little rubs and pushes around the body. Not a real massage and she was mostly at the foot end of the table. Then a few feather touches and the word: turnover. Then what you want and what you pay? I grabbed her tush and it was nice. Felt good. I said all off. She said how much you pay me? She would not quote a price or commit. We got to 100 and extend for hour but she did not want to extend or seem to want the 100 for very little activity. I said then forget it

I noticed this as well, with two providers I have recently seen. Both were quick to ask how much I would pay. It seems like a lot of AMP providers are really looking to do high volume 30 minute sessions because it reality they only do 10 minutes of real work (if they put any effort into the massage) and 10 minutes of getting you off and out the door in 20 minutes total. They haven't worked in months so they are desperate for $$ but you would think they would act differently and try to make long term customers rather than hustle every customer that comes in and see how much they can milk them for. You really have to stand your ground post-lock down and stick to your planned budget. Of course I know there are a lot more guys out there willing to fork over a lot of money for the slightest feather touch. *shakes my head*.

[MangoBalls78]

Could anyone please suggest any good AMP in Alexandria / Arlington, especially if they have FS option, found Harmony Spa but wasn't able to find too much info, thanks in advance!

I have been to this place several times all pre pandemic. Girls are hit or miss but I got FS each time. I think they want 220 for FS which is a little steep for me since you are also paying another 60 or 80 to the house.

[Frank Digitola]

Cliches come in many shapes and sizes. However the sports ones are the empty eyed, rigor mortised Mr Ed's of life that are infinitely whacked with a cricket, Uh, bat? Paddle? Whatever it is. There's a reason for that though. They're so accurate. Life is all about teamwork, overcoming adversity, reaching goals, suffering through the L's and relishing in the W's.

When I started posting here a little over a year ago I formulated my first official To Do List, and at the top, was a provider named Anna I heard about who had F cup teds and gave a great massage. I tried to no avail to find her and eventually learned that my search was 6 months too late and she had long since fled the area. A few months later I vowed to continually scour the area to compile a top ten hall of fame of big teddies that Teddies Crew could enjoy, so that a fruitless hunt for a plump teddied provider would never befall another brah again. Interestingly, this report chronicles my encounter with the 10th inductee of the Frank Digitola Big Teddies Hall of Fame, and she's an F cup chick named Anna.

WitchDoc Brah and I were chatting via pm about The Holy Grail. He mentions he recently took a huge ted MILF he saw in Woodbridge at a Route One Massage Therapy place to Poundtown, USA. Were either of those subtle? Ah well. I don't need to hear anything else. I'm going to Woodbridge. Thanks for the assist WitchDoc Brah! : RespekKnuckles:

I call yesterday, ensure Anna is there, make an appointment and arrive at the AMP. I mistakenly assumed that this place was a Chinese AMP based upon the 1 hour price point of 6. It is however a Korean spot, which was kinda given away by the person who answered the phones accent and confirmed by the two door entrance. I am greeted at door number 2 by an undeniably buxom Korean MILF. I know this because I performed my "Frankie Digital Check A Korean Chick Out Maneuver" of bowing slightly and saying "Annyeonghaseyo" in an act of cultural pandering that will position me at eye level with the chicks teds. She smiles, laughs, caresses my masked face and calls me "cute" in Korean. I'm certain this is going to go well.

Anna looks a lot like a JAV MILF named Azusa Yagi, although Azusa from the neck up is prettier. Anna is in her early 50's I'd assume and has had a little this and that done to her face. From the neck down they're pretty much identical. I'm offered a shower, and accept despite freshening up before my arrival. The shower was very playful. Lots of ball and butt play. I am toweled off then led back to the room. Anna gave me a great massage. She is right there knocking on the door of the greats in the area. She's not as good as KK and others, but she's pretty close. After cleaning the oil off of me, she begins a splendid ST session with plenty of booty tickling and reach around. I am flipped.

On the flip I am asked if I want everything as Anna removes her top. There's no bra. I tell her I'm going to go with teds and tugs. She asks if I am sure and places my hand between her legs. She is very wet. I declined and grabbed both of her big teddies. They are wonderfully thick. She starts a slow and smooth tugger. I am harder than trying to ride a unicycle down the center lane of the Autobahn. She notices and offers FS again. I decide to phrase it "I can't" this time, and that's when she gives up. I ask her to ted bang me and she complies. She pushes the teds together while corkscrewing from base to mid shaft. I reach around and massage her even wetter pussy. She moans and shivers without missing a beat on the ted bang but eventually loses control as she appears to get off. The ted clutch is released and she cups my balls and picks up the pace of the tugger as I grabbed the teds. After a few more moments I signaled that I was close, she leaned forward and I Holy Grail the hell out of her teds. 6 house, 6 Anna.

We freshened up (there's a sink in the room. That's a delightful bonus) hugged, pecked and expressed a longing for our next encounter. She asked about my FS aversion and I tactfully explained what I've said here on this topic before. I go to AMPs primarily to get a good massage and relax. Relaxing from a great massage then immediately trying to pound out a quickie with a thimble tight Asian chick isn't my idea of relaxation and in the 2 times I've tried intentionally I couldn't even finish. I know I recently reported after I smashed Bipolar Hua, but her request just to hop on at a discount made me agree and the sound of her ridiculous, heavily accented moans of "Protect me, protect yourself" LOL'd me to a finish. But I digress Anna and I hugged once more and then I hit the road. And drumroll!

Frankie Digitola Big Teddies Hall of Fame.

1. Kiko. Still queen. There's an ad that's always on the sidebar here that says "send a message and smash". There's a topless brunette with her hands above her head in one of the pics that scrolls through. Kiko's teddies look like that. She's number one for having the prettiest teddies and the best massage.

2. Tara. Legend and owner of the third biggest teddies on the list. If you Google "Seana Rae sensational video" her and Tara have very similar bodies, but Tara's teddies are firmer with thicker nipples.

3. Blue. Korean MILF who looks like Lucie Wilde from the neck down. Currently on vacation, but is a permanent staple at Silk in Jessup.

4. Lily. Late 20's Chinese girl in Fredericksburg. Google "Gianna Michaels dress and heels". That balcony photo shoot is what Lily's body looks like, with less booty. Gorgeous teddies.

5. Apple. Thick, 20 something Thai indy. Google "Codi Vore". Apple looks like that with much less of a tummy. Saw her recently and had to bump her up. She looks even slimmer in the right spots but still thick where it counts.

6. Anna at Route One in Woodbridge. Korean MILF who looks very similar to JAV actress Azusa Yagi. Although Azusa is prettier, their bodies are pretty much identical.

7. Annie at Spirit Wellness aka The Diesel. Body similar to Tara. Teds not quite as firm, but just as fun.

8. Vandara. 50 something Thai indy. Age defying and wonderful teddies. Second best massage in the HOF.

9. Nikki. Owner of the second biggest teddies in the HOF. Some of the nicest, biggest natty teddies you'll ever see. Google " my_vice_is_back ". Nikki is built like that chick, but with thicker nipples and an ass like Ryan Smiles.

10. BBW Sophie at Asian Massage in Arlington. Google " xlgirls rose blush " for a pretty accurate representation of her physique. Third best in CMT quality massage skill. She has the biggest teddies in the HOF.

We made it Teddies Crew. Plot twist though. I've been tipped off in my PM's and we might be at a Top 12 before we know it. I for one can't wait.

Frankie.

[DefaultGuy]

I've been trying to get an appointment scheduled at BG, DT, them, or ST for about a week now. Made some ground and held conversations with DT and them today, over text, my timeline didn't line up with anyone that was my type at DT, and had an evening scheduled at them before the provider 'called out', which I understand happens in every line of work but I was halfway to Tyson from RVA, so I was a bit poopy faced.

Am I putting out a bad vibe or is it just tough to get your foot in the door for your first appointment at one of these places? I speak in full sentences, please and thank you, that kind of thing.

[NyHornet]

First, I just realized that I have 100 posts to my name. At least the ones I bothered to post about. Amazing that I have been actively posting since 2009. I performed a quick scan and saw one post that made me laugh. I have no memory of it, but in 2009 I wrote that Tera Patrick was making an appearance at Paper Moon. Wish I had seen that! So hot.

Second, for those of you who don't mind an older provider (all those posts about Lily at Comfort in Manassas), I returned to one of my local haunts today during the lunch hour and saw Leah at Bamboo Therapy in Springfield. I've written about Leah before. Lovely woman. Petite. Tan skin. With her mask on, you would think she is in her 40's -- I suspect she is late 50's or early 60's.

Her massage is a soft touch with some pressure. She used massage oil and / or lotion but always cleaned me up with a hot towel. Probably the most gentle NOVA Standard finish I've received in my life. I wore my mask the entire time as did she. $80 for the hour (got the full hour).

I always recommend Leah and will return.

I have known her for 12+ years, mainly from Bamboo-Woodbridge. One of my all time favs. Still a gem. Friendly and sensual and good conversationalist. Yes, she is older, but wish I lived closer and could see her again.

[Completely]

Could anyone please suggest any good AMP in Alexandria / Arlington, especially if they have FS option, found Harmony Spa but wasn't able to find too much info, thanks in advance!

I'm a big fan of Shirlington Therapy in Arlington. Was there just a couple days ago with Mary, looked mid 30's and very petite. FS was offered for $20 plus the 80 for an hour.

[Happy Guy 2]

Usually 19 out of 20 times I have delightful experiences. Last Friday I had one and extended to 90 minutes it was so pleasant.

Unfortunately today was not so good. Don't want others to waste their time or money. Went to k and J on Sunset Hills in Reston. Drew cute youngish gal named Kim. She told me to keep my mask on which is OK. She had a tight satin dress on and a clear face mask so I could see her smiling face. My experience last Friday in Richmond. I don't know what her face looked like but what a nice time. Hoping for the same here and she looked good and hot. Went for hour but Kim wanted only 1/2 hour. So $60. Humm strange.

Quick impersonal TS and she checked off all the important boxes. Back in the room a few little rubs and pushes around the body. Not a real massage and she was mostly at the foot end of the table. Then a few feather touches and the word: turnover. Then what you want and what you pay? I grabbed her tush and it was nice. Felt good. I said all off. She said how much you pay me? She would not quote a price or commit. We got to 100 and extend for hour but she did not want to extend or seem to want the 100 for very little activity. I said then forget it.

By then I had lost my urge and just wanted some utc feeling and I would DIM. Not ideal but she moved to foot area and only touch tush on top of clothes. Got firm push aways. Ugh. I said OK and left after the 1/2 hour totally unhappy.

I did leave her the 40 change on the table out of pity, but vowed to let others know what to expect. I guess she probably made 20 out of the house fee and 40 tip and she probably thought 60 was great for a half hour. But they were not busy. ? I said good bye nicely and she smiled as I left waving the extra 100 bill from my pocket that could have been hers. She just did not seem to care!

At least I had and extra 100 for tomorrow. I don't mind spending 200 for an hour of good times. I am not really demanding in activities but just look for good experiences and a fun playful connection.

Happy hunting. Play safe
And as an old friend sais, always be nice to the girls.

HG2

[Nisine123]

Could anyone please suggest any good AMP in Alexandria / Arlington, especially if they have FS option, found Harmony Spa but wasn't able to find too much info, thanks in advance!

[Serpico99]

I saw a recent post where a monger reported going to a place he saw advertised on escortfish and when relayed to the provider at the establishment where he saw the place advertised, she immediately got the hint and the monger enjoyed Greenbelt-level services. I attempted such an adventure and saw a place advertised off of Dale Blvd in Woodbridge. It's located across from a Giant in a small strip mall. As I was walking up to the door, I could hear the door "click" and I entered and when I saw the provider who greeted me, I made an excuse to do a you-turn and headed outside. She was old, like Grandma Asian old and even if she provided Greenbelt-level services, I wouldn't be able to get it up. I don't think she was the mamasan as this is a Chinese place and whoever answers the door, that's who you get.

Link is here. If the link gets broken or the listing moved, just search on escortfish for Massage under the northern VA heading:

https://escortfish.ch/ad/view/woodbr...ssage/31376052

[Serpico99]

I was in the Manassas area and wanted to visit a place that I frequented before: Health Magic. 2 buildings down from the post office on Sudley, going towards the city limits. You can check rubmaps for specific address. 50 for 30 minutes and 70 for an hour is the rate. No shower. Sherry / Cherry was my provider. Of course when I saw her wearing some short jean shorts, little head took over and I asked for an hour. I normally do half hour for first time visits or revisits. She was pretty good looking for an older Chinese. Nice body from the way her shirt and shorts fit her Nice massage however she does about 25 minutes of massage without oil and then followed up with oil massage. Soft touch was weak and when I flipped that's when things soured. She asked how much I was willing to pay. I offered 100 for FS (she misunderstood and thought just to touch her down below). She countered with 120 and I said gtfo (in my head) and declined. When I told her 120 for FS and she said no, that's just to touch down below. She won't do FS or DATY or DATO of any sort unless you pay big money probably. She wanted 60 for standard nova and I said 40 and she settled on that but said no touching and had a sour face.

I ended up giving her 50 because she did a really good massage. Standard nova was good. I really wanted to eat her ass out because it looked nice in those shorts but she had a case of GPS. She said she just started working there but she is skilled in negotiations so she isn't dumb when trying to milk a customer. I may return to see if I can soften her up a bit but her attitude soured things. Seemed a bit standoff-ish.

[Member #6469]

Well, that's very interesting indeed. I've only seen one so far that said no FS. The rest seem pretty open-ended.

This one, in Tyson's seems like the pricing for AG / CP / CVIP. Ad even states you need to be screened first.

https://washingtondc.craigslist.org/...162600390.html

This one, also in Tyson's has one review on TER. Which the person stated he finished himself and she wasn't great.

https://washingtondc.craigslist.org/...159094749.html

And no reviews that I can find on this. Probably an ACS.

https://washingtondc.craigslist.org/...164588004.html

Negative reviews on TER for this CL ad:

https://washingtondc.craigslist.org/...157414712.html

So, who is going to TOFTT here?

A few interesting ads that appear to be independents offering various massage services have popped up in the beauty section of CL. Including a couple for nude nuru. Any intel on these providers? NVA section.

[InSearch69]

I have seen Jenny a couple of times. Only because she uses multiple accounts and moves around a bit. The good, she isn't super expensive, she will do pretty much anything you want. The bad, she uses multiple fake pictures, she is 40 ish, thicker body (not really fat just really thick. I give her a 4 to 5 on looks, 6-7 on services. She overbooks herself with her multiple phone numbers. My recommendation is there are much better options out there. Happy hunting.

Whats up you all, a newbie here.

Saw an ad of a girl with a damn hot picture and then texted her asking about the service, had a deal to meet at 12.30 but she never gave me the address and I called her later around 5 pm and she texted me back saying she wasn't available. Is this like a normal thing at this time? I was all ready to go and waiting for her to text the address then she just vanishs like a ghost.

https://www.eroticmonkey.ch/jenny-es...gton-dc-420019#erotic.

She's actually got some good reviews.

Anyone know of girls with good skill and looking that's around late 20's or early 30's hit me up please. Thank you in advance.