Massage Parlor Reports

[TheOuroboros]

I got to chance to TOFFT and visited spa fruit.

They do an array of different things in addition to the basic FB massage and when I asked if they had a table shower I was given this deluxe vichy shower. So it's a 30 min massage followed by a 30 min vichy shower. The whole place smelled of legit. Massage tables, sauna, and three shower rooms. It's a pretty big place. So I'm finally am greeted by lily. She's a 40-50's Vietnamese woman.
Analysis time: Maybe I lead you all astray. Maybe there is a banana spa somewhere in falls church and I fucked up. Maybe I played all my cards wrong. Maybe I was supposed to say some secret phrase and failed some extensive LEO test. Whatever the case there is something clear. Maybe I saw someone different than Coolie, the place is certainly big enough to hold more than one staff. Id love to dissect my experience with Coolie for sure. But one thing is certain. YMMV is working against me. Hard.

-GnS.

Or is it "if at first you don't succeed, try try again?

I decided to make another effort to go to spa fruit. Wishful thinking.

Instead of Vietnamese lily I got another masseuse, a chunky black girl named Stephanie with truckasaurus hands who really did a number on my back. Wasn't so much a massage as it was getting people's elbowed by Dwayne "the rock" Johnson. No flip. Just 30 min of physical punishment, to the point where I don't even think I would have been in the mood for anything extra even if it was offered. I still got a table shower which thankfully is still done by Lily. I really just wanted to check off Vietnamese as part of my asian bingo. But there's no extras here. No hint of nothing. So 3 strikes and I'm out. This scientist knows that doing the same thing and expecting a different result is in fact insanity, and I'm not much of a fan of blowing $$+ every time just to come up empty.

[VaPlay]

I went to Yams in Chantilly yesterday. Met at the door by MMS who showed me to a room while collecting the $80 house fee. She left with a promise of a "good masseuse" to take care of me. Mimi walks in a few moments later to lead me to the TS. She is probably in her 40's, thin. Smaller tits (sorry Frankie, nothing to see here) and small ass. She gives me a very thorough TS with lots of attention given to the nooks and crannies. Every inch of me felt very clean. Even the few extra that popped up during the process. We went back to the room and settled in. She gave me a good massage, medium pressure with lots of teasing before the flip. She allowed roaming as she stood at the head of the table and enjoyed the way I massaged her legs and ass. The only question she asked me on the flip is if I wanted her to "remove". She quickly obliged and climbed back on the table. She used the tits she has to her best advantage as she rubbed over me and my boys. She then slid down a little lower to give me a BBJ. At one point she made a motion which seemed to indicate FS, but not my thing. She left me happy and finished up with more massage to finish out the hour.

Probably the best part of this was not having to discuss the tip. She counted it after I dropped it on the cabinet while getting dressed. This is the first time I have gone to Yams but will return.

OldMan.

Next try Best at the other end of the building and ask for Lucy Lu. If you enjoy 40 ish with the body of a 20 yo. and service second to none, become her friend?

[Grouper1980]

I tried the number I had for Zina from a couple months back and Ronda answered. I set up some time for later in the day anyway. Of course, I came here right after to make it was an appointment to keep. Since I was looking forward to Zina, Ronda started out a little disappointing. She's a little older and a little more rubenesque than Zina. But that hasn't really stopped me before and based on SlowBlo's report, I wasn't going to walk away.

So glad I didn't.

I don't think I've had ever been with a provider who enjoys her job as much as Ronda does. From humming along with the music to making jokes. Her English was 6/10 so some of them were lost on me. She was very at ease, put me at ease. And, there was a couple surprises I let you find out for yourself. I guess I'll say, if you have an opportunity, she won't disappoint.

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[OrZammar]

https://www.kinseyvalentine.com/

Saw her this morning. Pictures are accurate, she has this giggly personality and is a good conversationalist. Mostly talked about our ruined plans for the year. Cute face. Same age as me so I felt more of an attraction, maybe. I'd say 8 or 9/10.

So, she has a milking table. Massage table with a hole where your junk goes. I went with an hour for $200. Now she is a teasing master, while you're laying face down she will play with your balls for a bit, go back to body rubbing. A few strokes of the shaft, back to body rubbing. Hand twisty thing on the head, back to body rubbing. I was hard enough to break concrete. Ar some point she was sliding her torso all over my back.

When it comes time to flip she covers the hole up. She allows touching, just no FIV action. All that teasing must have done the trick, I nutted like I hadn't nutted in a week when I really had beat my meat the night before. Like, the splooge went flying off the table. Never had that kind of distance before.

She's taking a vacation starting tomorrow and will be back August 1st.

[Vcrgt]

Has anyone been to the trio of PV places in tysons recently? BG, ST or Eden? I'd love to hear some experiences. Have you all masked up since it's a PV session? Are the ladies ever wearing masks or not hugging when they open the doors?

Thanks in advance! Definitely feeling the itch to head to one of these spots soon.

I'm a big fan of the PV services. Just started going to BG and the two girls I saw were good in terms of services, but not that good looking.

Eden is great. Girls are hot! Some don't let too much toughing but most do. HE only at this place.

I don't go to ST, but I go to DT when I need more than HE or more touching. More mutual touching since no massage table.

[OldManInVa]

I went to Yams in Chantilly yesterday. Met at the door by MMS who showed me to a room while collecting the $80 house fee. She left with a promise of a "good masseuse" to take care of me. Mimi walks in a few moments later to lead me to the TS. She is probably in her 40's, thin. Smaller tits (sorry Frankie, nothing to see here) and small ass. She gives me a very thorough TS with lots of attention given to the nooks and crannies. Every inch of me felt very clean. Even the few extra that popped up during the process. We went back to the room and settled in. She gave me a good massage, medium pressure with lots of teasing before the flip. She allowed roaming as she stood at the head of the table and enjoyed the way I massaged her legs and ass. The only question she asked me on the flip is if I wanted her to "remove". She quickly obliged and climbed back on the table. She used the tits she has to her best advantage as she rubbed over me and my boys. She then slid down a little lower to give me a BBJ. At one point she made a motion which seemed to indicate FS, but not my thing. She left me happy and finished up with more massage to finish out the hour.

Probably the best part of this was not having to discuss the tip. She counted it after I dropped it on the cabinet while getting dressed. This is the first time I have gone to Yams but will return.

OldMan.

[PilotAviator]

I've never had it done, but I believe I have read that KK and Tara (reviewed often here) will do the manscaping. And no worries about the HE as well. (at least with a massage. Again I haven't had the scaping done).

I can confirm both Tara and KK advertise manscaping services.

Anything else would make for a nice dream.

Always be nice to the ladies.

PA.

[MrSunnyHills]

I have searched and searched but was wondering if any one knows a good place to go to get manscaping done and maybe a HE?

Used to go to a place in Front Royal but they closed down.

Thanks in advance.

Sonny.

I've never had it done, but I believe I have read that KK and Tara (reviewed often here) will do the manscaping. And no worries about the HE as well. (at least with a massage. Again I haven't had the scaping done).

[Sonny Jones]

I have searched and searched but was wondering if any one knows a good place to go to get manscaping done and maybe a HE?

Used to go to a place in Front Royal but they closed down.

Thanks in advance.

Sonny.

[VaPlay]

Nobody will ever have better tits and nipples then Scarlett. She was so popular she had to jump from AMP to AMP due to other jealous ladies.

She will forever be greatest boobs I've ever seen. I would pay 500 for just her contact info again.

Last I knew the Scarlett from Tokyo in Arlington was at Yams in Chantilly about a year ago. She lives in Oakton so I am sure she's working somewhere local. Maybe someday someday we will cross paths again.

[Jim Rob]

They're not the same person. What happen was Bella would use Scarlets name or the AMP would use her name to get mongers in the door, because people would call all day looking for Scarlett. I hanged them both.

Scarlett has the most amazing boobs and a giant Tattoo. Last I saw her she went blond. Fun fact. First AMP girl to swallow my load.

[Frank Digitola]

Bella and Scarlett worked together at Tokyo Therapy in Arlington. That was a dynamic duo. I remember asking for Scarlett and having to settle for Bella. Bell then went to Blue and I tried seeing her but missed my chance.

Hmmm. Brahs told me via PM that they were the same person. If you brahs see either of them, let your boy Frank know.

Frankie.

[Eevo1]

I've told this story before but. I went to Blue off of Backlick in Springfield once and got set up with some older chick. Everything was good until the tugger. The chick gave me the most violent tugger of my life. Not only was she jerking hard but she was squeezing too. With a few minutes left in my session I tell her to stop and that I didn't need to pop. She left out and came back in with Bella. She had on a dress that looked like it was painted on. We shot the breeze in Korean and she started tugging me nice and slow while the other chick kissed my neck and chest. When I was about to pop I announced it and she stood me up, dropped to her knees and told me to spray down the teds. It's one of the most enjoyable 15-20 minutes I've spent in an AMP. I am racially ambiguous in appearance. Bella asked my ethnicity and when I told her she asked "Are you sure, you don't look like it". I told her that we were even since she didn't look Korean from the neck down. We shared a laugh, talked for a bit more and I got her number. That weekend she left Blue though and when I texted the number a few weeks later she was out of the area.

Her teddies were fantastic, but I think Kiko's are better. Kiko is in no way, shape, or form as hot as Bella, but her teddies are nicer. I think a lot of brahs talk about Bella's teds, but she has a really nice ass too. Her body looks a lot like a JAV chick named Shiori Tsukada. If you brahs ever find her, I hope I get a PM.

Frankie.

Bella and Scarlett worked together at Tokyo Therapy in Arlington. That was a dynamic duo. I remember asking for Scarlett and having to settle for Bella. Bell then went to Blue and I tried seeing her but missed my chance.

[Frank Digitola]

Also, I'm grateful for Frankie's Top Ted report, but question for him. Did you ever see Scarlett? They are spectacular. She's my list city of Atlantis and would give anything to find her again.

Nobody will ever have better tits and nipples then Scarlett. She was so popular she had to jump from AMP to AMP due to other jealous ladies.

She will forever be greatest boobs I've ever seen. I would pay 500 for just her contact info again.

I've told this story before but. I went to Blue off of Backlick in Springfield once and got set up with some older chick. Everything was good until the tugger. The chick gave me the most violent tugger of my life. Not only was she jerking hard but she was squeezing too. With a few minutes left in my session I tell her to stop and that I didn't need to pop. She left out and came back in with Bella. She had on a dress that looked like it was painted on. We shot the breeze in Korean and she started tugging me nice and slow while the other chick kissed my neck and chest. When I was about to pop I announced it and she stood me up, dropped to her knees and told me to spray down the teds. It's one of the most enjoyable 15-20 minutes I've spent in an AMP. I am racially ambiguous in appearance. Bella asked my ethnicity and when I told her she asked "Are you sure, you don't look like it". I told her that we were even since she didn't look Korean from the neck down. We shared a laugh, talked for a bit more and I got her number. That weekend she left Blue though and when I texted the number a few weeks later she was out of the area.

Her teddies were fantastic, but I think Kiko's are better. Kiko is in no way, shape, or form as hot as Bella, but her teddies are nicer. I think a lot of brahs talk about Bella's teds, but she has a really nice ass too. Her body looks a lot like a JAV chick named Shiori Tsukada. If you brahs ever find her, I hope I get a PM.

Frankie.

[Oldfart69]

It's been a long time since my last visit to any establishment, but due to quarantine I've got a big itch that needs scratching. Been reading many reviews going back tens of pages, and it seems like many providers are now wearing masks. In the boards honest opinion, does wearing a mask take away from the enjoyment of the session? Or is it one of those things where you couldn't care less? This is weighing heavily in my decision on whether to stockpile funds for succession of rapid visits, or to just make the plunge.

Also, I'm grateful for Frankie's Top Ted report, but question for him. Did you ever see Scarlett? They are spectacular. She's my list city of Atlantis and would give anything to find her again.

Regarding masks, I guess it depends on just what you're looking for. Masks definitely reduced my enjoyment at an AMP. See my review post #15924. I imagine masks would drastically change a session with Joyce.