Massage Parlor Reports

[Mike77]

I recently saw Amy. She has ads up but I was referred to her by another popular Thai Masseuse who was unfortunately not available when I was.

Amy wore a mask the whole time, but did not require me to wear one. She asked if I wanted "light" or "medium" pressure. She is small, so I figured it would be safe to go for medium. It was one of the hardest (if not THE hardest) massages I've ever had. She kept asking if I was OK, which I was. She will get up on your back, dig her toes and knees and into your muscles and really get you loosened up. If that's what you want, I would highly recommend. I came out feeling great and my calves are still a little sore days later. The Nova finish was decent, but I hate it when they ask if I will tip them prior. She did allow for UTC roaming up top and even made the effort to make it easier for me, but YMMV.

Overall, a pretty good time.

[BD490]

You should start your own Buzz Feed like reporting. Click bait I wouldn't be upset following.

I check this thread daily to see if Frank's posted something. Always a delightful read.

To Frank: I swear you're a writer of sorts. There should be a thread dedicated to your posts.

[Mdubya]

I went there today and saw 3 girls. I asked them if there was an old lady named Lily and none of them recognized the name. One of them said there aren't any old ladies working there. I think the report about Lily may have been from another AMP nearby.

There is another AMP behind it called Chinese massage or something I can't recall.

[AnotherLife]

I've gone there a couple of times precovid and they had ladies in their 30's there. Maybe they are hurting for ladies since the pandemic. The younger ones usually move on to bigger and better things and that's when you start getting the older ones who don't want to fuck. They also had signs posted saying they don't provide happy endings. The happy endings I got were very reluctant and rushed. I had more than enough money for extra activities and they didn't seem interested in making an extra dollar. So I know they would be even more stringent during a pandemic. Not saying it's not true but I would definitely call to confirm a lily is there and available before I went.

I went there today and saw 3 girls. I asked them if there was an old lady named Lily and none of them recognized the name. One of them said there aren't any old ladies working there. I think the report about Lily may have been from another AMP nearby.

[Hondaog]

Prior to covid I was a long term visitor to Papaya in Annandale Va. Decided to take the dip in the pool last Saturday. Arrived mid morning with mask on and was met by Kim. Standard fees as most Korean AMPs. I selected 60 minutes and after getting comfortable, was off to table shower. Place is the same, and very clean. Great shower that combined wash with massage. A very enjoyable experience. Always take the shower in my opinion. Back to the room where drying was completed. Great massage with heated towels and light back walking on thighs and back. Kim started to remember me from prior visits and we started chatting. We caught up on our covid experiences. After the flip, lights got low and the fun began. I gave a reasonable tip for great service and was back in my car with a bottle of water and some chocolate at 65 minutes. Even with mask on, great experience. Will pick up where I left off in March.

[OldManInVa]

One of the aspects of being a lover of the huge teddies is that the teds speak to you and suck you into many a situation. It's a simple carnal coercion. All ted brahs at one time or another have overlooked sub par facial aesthetics, personality shortcomings and of course, extra poundage, all for the sake of huge teddy fun. Regarding that last point, all ted brahs have a favorite BBW. Whether it was your FWB from college, the chick from the dance floor you smashed that night who popped a button into your eye jiggling all that cleavage in your face, or that PlumperPass chick you shake hands with the man to on occasions. We all have a favorite, and now, so does the HOF.

This Friday I missed my massage night because I was a great friend to my boy and agreed to occupy the friend of some chick he met on Tinder. I didn't know Tinder hoes brought a chaperone but the long and short of the situation is that the friend badgered me about her cats all night and when I grabbed the one cat of hers I cared about, it was covered with a warm maxi pad. I'm not saying I want my friend to get COVID-19, but if he fell down a medium flight of stairs and sprained his wrist I wouldn't be upset. We all spent the night, I got a BJ that felt like the third one she ever tried, couldn't finish and now all I want to do is get my massage for the week and pop. After the worst slumber party of all time, I research where the closest Chinese Parlor is to my boys place (because Chinese places are kinda my thing right now), and then make my way to Asian Massage on Lee Highway.

Upon entering, I am greeted by a delightful lady who goes by Sophie. Sophie is 50 or so, 5'4", a BBW, and has huge BBW teds which are bouncing around without bra restrictions. She had very cute curled hair and pretty eyes behind her librarian glasses, but I know nothing of her looks as she wore a mask for my entire visit. She was however very hospitable and kind. Some may find it weird that I am making a "huge BBW teds" distinction when I just saw a busty BBW provider last week. The Dread Masseuse Emma however only had big teds for regular people not a BBW. If you're going to be a BBW you got to send more girth to the teds. This woman has huge teds. As is my practice I looked through some pron to find something comparable and if you Google image search "xlgirls rose blush" that's a pretty good representation of Sophie's body and teds. Some brahs may perform that Google search and scratch their heads. To those brahs I say, Look, I'm not looking for a marriage mate or the fulfillment of lifelong fantasies in this hobby. I'm primarily trying to get a great massage, secondarily a great tugger and if I'm lucky, the person performing these acts will have big fun bags hanging off of their sternum.

I'm taken to the massage room and it is very clean and everything smells freshly washed. I hop onto the table and received a surprisingly fantastic massage. Spoiler alert, I'm going to put this lady in the HOF and Nikki, Tara and others are ranked above her. Honestly though, their overall appeal and flip performance is what puts them higher. The only members of the HOF who give a better massage are Kiko and Vandara. Sophie is the #3 masseuse in the HOF as far as massage skill level goes and her teddies are more voluminous than Tara's or Nikki's, albeit not as nice.

Sophie is a stickler for COVID-19 protection. I kept my mask on and when she made a move to oil up during the taint and angus dance of the massage, I looked up and noticed that not only is she wearing her mask and eyeglasses, but she has also pinned up her hair and put on a face shield. This is like the absolute funniest looking shit I've ever seen and I put my face down and laugh uncontrollably. She asks if my balls are ticklish and that's why I'm laughing. I assure her that's it. My laughter immediately subsided and the genius idea pops into my head that I should ask her to let me Holy Grail the shit out of her face shield. I however reject this thought as Sophie has been very pleasant and that's a level of animalistic degeneracy I'm not going to heap upon her. I am flipped.

Sophie caresses me all over. I immediately roll up her shirt and begin playing with the milk trucks. This, my double date blue balls and the brief moments I spent thinking about thunderously pop spraying her face shield have me harder than trying to parallel park a Metro bus in Georgetown. The Hugh Jackman was nice and slow, but got more intense as I rubbed her wet pussy and her extra sensitive right nipple. She quivers like a woman who isn't touched tenderly very often. As often is the case, I become teddy drunk and forget to focus on my pop. Unlike most providers, Sophie gets into it, tells me the fact that I didn't pop fast is sexy and hunkered down to try harder. Stamina Crew can appreciate that. She begins to double fist me, I tell her to wrap the teds around my piece and before long I pop all over her teds with the fury of $178 dollars worth of black market firecrackers. 7 house, 6 Sophie.

I thoroughly enjoyed my time with Sophie and will be going back to see her regularly. She was a very sweet woman, gave a CMT level massage, had huge teds and gave me haggle free flip fun. That in my opinion is the epitome of a successful AMP trip aaaaand update time:

Frankie Digitola Big Teddies Hall of Fame.

1. Kiko. Still queen. There's an ad that's always on the sidebar here that says "send a message and smash". There's a topless brunette with her hands above her head in one of the pics that scrolls through. Kiko's teddies look like that. She's number one for having the prettiest teddies and the best massage.

2. Tara. Legend and owner of the third biggest teddies on the list. If you Google "Seana Rae sensational video" her and Tara have very similar bodies, but Tara's teddies are firmer with thicker nipples.

3. Blue. Korean MILF who looks like Lucie Wilde from the neck down. Currently on vacation, but is a permanent staple at Silk in Jessup.

4. Lily. Late 20's Chinese girl in Fredericksburg. Google "Gianna Michaels dress and heels". That balcony photo shoot is what Lily's body looks like, with less booty. Gorgeous teddies.

5. Annie at Silk aka The Diesel. Body similar to Tara. Teds not quite as firm, but just as fun.

6. Apple. Thick, 20 something Thai indy. Google "Codi Vore". Apple looks like that with much less of a tummy.

7. Vandara. Early 50's Thai indy. Age defying and wonderful teddies.

8. Nikki. Owner of the second biggest teddies in the HOF. Some of the nicest, biggest natty teddies you'll ever see. Google " my_vice_is_back ". Nikki is built like that chick, but with thicker nipples and an ass like Ryan Smiles.

9. BBW Sophie at Asian Massage in Arlington. Google " xlgirls rose blush " for a pretty accurate representation of her physique. Third best in CMT quality massage skill. She has the biggest teddies in the HOF.

Have fun and stay safe Teddies Crew.

Frankie.

You should start your own Buzz Feed like reporting. Click bait I wouldn't be upset following.

[SecretHobbier]

I've been doing this for years and it's about time I contribute.

I went to Miko's in Chantilly recently. Not my first time here, been around 5 times over the years. Standard on looks and standard finishes. Don't expect much just a simple "massage" and NOVA.

Best therapy. I've had good experiences here and bad. All depended on whom was working.

Far East. I've had great experiences and bad ones. The great have been above average on looks and above the standard NOVA.

I've been to a few others. In Fairfax and Arlington. Pretty much the same. My opinion on every place is it depends on the time you walk in and who's working.

I appreciate everyone's contributions and look forward to providing more.

[Binky2017]

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[Frank Digitola]

One of the aspects of being a lover of the huge teddies is that the teds speak to you and suck you into many a situation. It's a simple carnal coercion. All ted brahs at one time or another have overlooked sub par facial aesthetics, personality shortcomings and of course, extra poundage, all for the sake of huge teddy fun. Regarding that last point, all ted brahs have a favorite BBW. Whether it was your FWB from college, the chick from the dance floor you smashed that night who popped a button into your eye jiggling all that cleavage in your face, or that PlumperPass chick you shake hands with the man to on occasions. We all have a favorite, and now, so does the HOF.

This Friday I missed my massage night because I was a great friend to my boy and agreed to occupy the friend of some chick he met on Tinder. I didn't know Tinder hoes brought a chaperone but the long and short of the situation is that the friend badgered me about her cats all night and when I grabbed the one cat of hers I cared about, it was covered with a warm maxi pad. I'm not saying I want my friend to get COVID-19, but if he fell down a medium flight of stairs and sprained his wrist I wouldn't be upset. We all spent the night, I got a BJ that felt like the third one she ever tried, couldn't finish and now all I want to do is get my massage for the week and pop. After the worst slumber party of all time, I research where the closest Chinese Parlor is to my boys place (because Chinese places are kinda my thing right now), and then make my way to Asian Massage on Lee Highway.

Upon entering, I am greeted by a delightful lady who goes by Sophie. Sophie is 50 or so, 5'4", a BBW, and has huge BBW teds which are bouncing around without bra restrictions. She had very cute curled hair and pretty eyes behind her librarian glasses, but I know nothing of her looks as she wore a mask for my entire visit. She was however very hospitable and kind. Some may find it weird that I am making a "huge BBW teds" distinction when I just saw a busty BBW provider last week. The Dread Masseuse Emma however only had big teds for regular people not a BBW. If you're going to be a BBW you got to send more girth to the teds. This woman has huge teds. As is my practice I looked through some pron to find something comparable and if you Google image search "xlgirls rose blush" that's a pretty good representation of Sophie's body and teds. Some brahs may perform that Google search and scratch their heads. To those brahs I say, Look, I'm not looking for a marriage mate or the fulfillment of lifelong fantasies in this hobby. I'm primarily trying to get a great massage, secondarily a great tugger and if I'm lucky, the person performing these acts will have big fun bags hanging off of their sternum.

I'm taken to the massage room and it is very clean and everything smells freshly washed. I hop onto the table and received a surprisingly fantastic massage. Spoiler alert, I'm going to put this lady in the HOF and Nikki, Tara and others are ranked above her. Honestly though, their overall appeal and flip performance is what puts them higher. The only members of the HOF who give a better massage are Kiko and Vandara. Sophie is the #3 masseuse in the HOF as far as massage skill level goes and her teddies are more voluminous than Tara's or Nikki's, albeit not as nice.

Sophie is a stickler for COVID-19 protection. I kept my mask on and when she made a move to oil up during the taint and angus dance of the massage, I looked up and noticed that not only is she wearing her mask and eyeglasses, but she has also pinned up her hair and put on a face shield. This is like the absolute funniest looking shit I've ever seen and I put my face down and laugh uncontrollably. She asks if my balls are ticklish and that's why I'm laughing. I assure her that's it. My laughter immediately subsided and the genius idea pops into my head that I should ask her to let me Holy Grail the shit out of her face shield. I however reject this thought as Sophie has been very pleasant and that's a level of animalistic degeneracy I'm not going to heap upon her. I am flipped.

Sophie caresses me all over. I immediately roll up her shirt and begin playing with the milk trucks. This, my double date blue balls and the brief moments I spent thinking about thunderously pop spraying her face shield have me harder than trying to parallel park a Metro bus in Georgetown. The Hugh Jackman was nice and slow, but got more intense as I rubbed her wet pussy and her extra sensitive right nipple. She quivers like a woman who isn't touched tenderly very often. As often is the case, I become teddy drunk and forget to focus on my pop. Unlike most providers, Sophie gets into it, tells me the fact that I didn't pop fast is sexy and hunkered down to try harder. Stamina Crew can appreciate that. She begins to double fist me, I tell her to wrap the teds around my piece and before long I pop all over her teds with the fury of $178 dollars worth of black market firecrackers. 7 house, 6 Sophie.

I thoroughly enjoyed my time with Sophie and will be going back to see her regularly. She was a very sweet woman, gave a CMT level massage, had huge teds and gave me haggle free flip fun. That in my opinion is the epitome of a successful AMP trip aaaaand update time:

Frankie Digitola Big Teddies Hall of Fame.

1. Kiko. Still queen. There's an ad that's always on the sidebar here that says "send a message and smash". There's a topless brunette with her hands above her head in one of the pics that scrolls through. Kiko's teddies look like that. She's number one for having the prettiest teddies and the best massage.

2. Tara. Legend and owner of the third biggest teddies on the list. If you Google "Seana Rae sensational video" her and Tara have very similar bodies, but Tara's teddies are firmer with thicker nipples.

3. Blue. Korean MILF who looks like Lucie Wilde from the neck down. Currently on vacation, but is a permanent staple at Silk in Jessup.

4. Lily. Late 20's Chinese girl in Fredericksburg. Google "Gianna Michaels dress and heels". That balcony photo shoot is what Lily's body looks like, with less booty. Gorgeous teddies.

5. Annie at Silk aka The Diesel. Body similar to Tara. Teds not quite as firm, but just as fun.

6. Apple. Thick, 20 something Thai indy. Google "Codi Vore". Apple looks like that with much less of a tummy.

7. Vandara. Early 50's Thai indy. Age defying and wonderful teddies.

8. Nikki. Owner of the second biggest teddies in the HOF. Some of the nicest, biggest natty teddies you'll ever see. Google " my_vice_is_back ". Nikki is built like that chick, but with thicker nipples and an ass like Ryan Smiles.

9. BBW Sophie at Asian Massage in Arlington. Google " xlgirls rose blush " for a pretty accurate representation of her physique. Third best in CMT quality massage skill. She has the biggest teddies in the HOF.

Have fun and stay safe Teddies Crew.

Frankie.

[Mdubya]

That's very interesting. I've been to this comfort several times since they opened because I live so darn close to it. I've never seen a "Lily" or any lady in her 60's. The oldest I've seen looks like in her 40's. The others look 30-ish. I normally do a 30 min session here for a legit massage and save my adventures for other shops outside Manassas but I always got the impression that they were less likely to provide other services anyway. They don't signal anything extra during massages like other places. Another thing is I often see LE in this area usually parked by the Wells Fargo in a way that makes it not so obvious it is LE if you are in front of the shop and looking that way. From having been there several times, I've seen a lot of cameras in the hallways and lobby and heard a male voice one time from the camera (owner or could these be LE cameras? Maybe I'm thinking too much into that). Since they reopened after COVID they take your temp and ask you to wash your hands. They also wear masks for the whole session and even after that until you walk out. It's hard to believe any of them would take off a mask to give a BJ.

I've gone there a couple of times precovid and they had ladies in their 30's there. Maybe they are hurting for ladies since the pandemic. The younger ones usually move on to bigger and better things and that's when you start getting the older ones who don't want to fuck. They also had signs posted saying they don't provide happy endings. The happy endings I got were very reluctant and rushed. I had more than enough money for extra activities and they didn't seem interested in making an extra dollar. So I know they would be even more stringent during a pandemic. Not saying it's not true but I would definitely call to confirm a lily is there and available before I went.

[SeniorManager]

Been trying to research on Frankie's HOF list but I had hard time searching for info on Kiko or Blue.

I was able to find ad on Tara, tbh not impressed by her looks.

Would like to see if the other girls on his list are worth it though since I'm a teddie guy as well.

Can you someone link an ad or post to other girls on his Hof list? Thanks.

[AnotherLife]

Yes. My bad. I meant to mention it. Manassas.

That's very interesting. I've been to this comfort several times since they opened because I live so darn close to it. I've never seen a "Lily" or any lady in her 60's. The oldest I've seen looks like in her 40's. The others look 30-ish. I normally do a 30 min session here for a legit massage and save my adventures for other shops outside Manassas but I always got the impression that they were less likely to provide other services anyway. They don't signal anything extra during massages like other places. Another thing is I often see LE in this area usually parked by the Wells Fargo in a way that makes it not so obvious it is LE if you are in front of the shop and looking that way. From having been there several times, I've seen a lot of cameras in the hallways and lobby and heard a male voice one time from the camera (owner or could these be LE cameras? Maybe I'm thinking too much into that). Since they reopened after COVID they take your temp and ask you to wash your hands. They also wear masks for the whole session and even after that until you walk out. It's hard to believe any of them would take off a mask to give a BJ.

[Iohannes]

Good report. But if you don't mind, there are about 3 Comfort's out there that I'm aware of. One on Gallows. One on route 50 in Fairfax. One in Manassas. Although I might find Lily has been mentioned at one, as common a name as it is do you mind telling us which one?

Thanks.

Yes. My bad. I meant to mention it. Manassas.

[MrSunnyHills]

Good report. But if you don't mind, there are about 3 Comfort's out there that I'm aware of. One on Gallows. One on route 50 in Fairfax. One in Manassas. Although I might find Lily has been mentioned at one, as common a name as it is do you mind telling us which one?

Thanks.

After seeing there was some comfort to be had at Comfort I thought I would visit.

In my dream I was met by an older Chinese lady name Lily. She was very sweet and nice. Her English was good enough. The place seemed fairly clean but they must have been trying to save a few dollars on the AC though. It was really hot outside and not as refreshing inside as I hoped.

Lily showed me to the room and I told her I wanted to rest for an hour. I got undressed and laid on the table. The sheets seemed fresh and I could smell disinfectant in the head area. Not an overpowering smell bit enough to indicate they do clean up.

Lily had some years on her but she was dressed nice. I thought I could see a hint of skin through her pants (I thought yoga pants at first) but couldn't tell. She started off with a nice massage. As soon as my hand touched her calf she did a light moan. It did not take long at all. If she was faking it, she was really good at it. My hand was creeping higher and she was moaning louder and leaning over on my back. When I reached up between her legs to the golden valley, she was soaked. She had soaked all the way her stockings (at this point I realized it was just a simple pair of black hose. No panties.

We played that way for a moment and I rolled over. No hesitation. She went straight for my cock, stroking and sucking it. She went to the table for a cover and placed it on with one hand while taking her clothes off with the rest. As I said, Lily had some years on her; mid-60's anyway. Let me tell you, her body was amazing. Skin was flawless under those clothes. Tits a nice B in good standing and a phenomenal pussy. Soaked. I kept my mask on the hole time but I bet a DATY would have been fantastic. She briefly removed hers to suck on my cock.

She climbed up for cowgirl and could fuck at least as good as a 22 year old. I wonder if she has done porn in her past. I guess I wasn't her first rodeo anyway. We continue that way for some time, switch to missionary and did so until finishing up inside her. The while time was a porn experience. I really enjoyed myself. She cleaned me up and finished the hour with a foot massage while I napped.

The only bad thing was she said there was no shower. I saw in some other reviews there was a shower. That was disappointing because I had to be somewhere and didn't want to show up sweaty and smelling like I just had a dream of fucking a Chinese masseuse. I left an Uncle Benjamin on the table. She was very happy with it.

I am definitely going back to see Lily.

[AnotherLife]

After seeing there was some comfort to be had at Comfort I thought I would visit.

In my dream I was met by an older Chinese lady name Lily. She was very sweet and nice. Her English was good enough. The place seemed fairly clean but they must have been trying to save a few dollars on the AC though. It was really hot outside and not as refreshing inside as I hoped.

Lily showed me to the room and I told her I wanted to rest for an hour. I got undressed and laid on the table. The sheets seemed fresh and I could smell disinfectant in the head area. Not an overpowering smell bit enough to indicate they do clean up.

Lily had some years on her but she was dressed nice. I thought I could see a hint of skin through her pants (I thought yoga pants at first) but couldn't tell. She started off with a nice massage. As soon as my hand touched her calf she did a light moan. It did not take long at all. If she was faking it, she was really good at it. My hand was creeping higher and she was moaning louder and leaning over on my back. When I reached up between her legs to the golden valley, she was soaked. She had soaked all the way her stockings (at this point I realized it was just a simple pair of black hose. No panties.

We played that way for a moment and I rolled over. No hesitation. She went straight for my cock, stroking and sucking it. She went to the table for a cover and placed it on with one hand while taking her clothes off with the rest. As I said, Lily had some years on her; mid-60's anyway. Let me tell you, her body was amazing. Skin was flawless under those clothes. Tits a nice B in good standing and a phenomenal pussy. Soaked. I kept my mask on the hole time but I bet a DATY would have been fantastic. She briefly removed hers to suck on my cock.

She climbed up for cowgirl and could fuck at least as good as a 22 year old. I wonder if she has done porn in her past. I guess I wasn't her first rodeo anyway. We continue that way for some time, switch to missionary and did so until finishing up inside her. The while time was a porn experience. I really enjoyed myself. She cleaned me up and finished the hour with a foot massage while I napped.

The only bad thing was she said there was no shower. I saw in some other reviews there was a shower. That was disappointing because I had to be somewhere and didn't want to show up sweaty and smelling like I just had a dream of fucking a Chinese masseuse. I left an Uncle Benjamin on the table. She was very happy with it.

I am definitely going back to see Lily.

I know of multiple parlors with the name comfort. Are you talking about the one in Vienna?