Massage Parlor Reports

[Creeping]

Nuru is nominally offered for $$. 60; but don't expect to leave a nuru session happy for less than $$$. And in none of these scenarios will acronyms startling with B or F occur.

Apple for 200 please!

[Member #6469]

Found myself over in Springfield yesterday and decided to give Blue Therapy a shot since it got decent ratings on RubMaps. Was not disappointed.

Entered the lobby, rang the bell. Was greeted by "Kim". A bit older, but not terrible looking. Slender, with a decent set of bolt-ons. Anyhow, got my temperature taken, then back to the room.

Paid $6 for the house, stripped down and laid down, no towel over me. She came back in and put a towel on me but immediately started lightly rubbing my ass and giggling. I lifted my ass just a little bit and she got the hint (started rubbing my cock & balls). I decided to go ahead and flip over to show her how hard I was already, and that I wasn't there for a massage. She asked what I wanted, to which I replied "everything". She asked me to pay first. Done. The donation ($1. 4) and the hat were already sitting on the table near the massage bed. She stripped down quickly and got to business. She had me sit on the edge of the bed and suited me up for a pretty enthusiastic CBJ. She got down on her knees and gave me one of the better CBJ's I've had in a while. Lots of DT, gagging, and spitting. I even grabbed the back of her head and held it down on my cock a couple times and she didn't complain.

Started getting close so I had her lay down and gave her some DATY and DATO for a few minutes. She wasn't a fan of DATO, so I concentrated on DATY and FIV (x2) for a bit until she came (or faked it). Left her on the edge of the bed and did standing mish with her legs over my shoulders until I popped in the bag. Got cleaned up, hot towel, and rolled out. Not a bad experience overall and I'll probably go back.

[Member #6469]

Haven't been to Pine, but Rt. 1 has been FS for a long time. Girls are usually older there though, and not always as pretty as other spots in NoVA.

Pine or route 1 therapy if you want FS pine spa has younger girls though. Healing therapy is also not bad ladies are pretty chill they only nova there though and a little more.

[Happy Guy 2]

Very nice informative helpful review!

= good example for others.

HG2.

After a couple months of eyeing the ad linked below I finally dreamed about making a visit. Location turned out to be same as Mint (well reviewed her, look her up). Sydney looks absolutely nothing like the ad photo. But I don't mean to say she's unattractive, in fact she's gorgeous. Pretty enough to turn heads on the street if most of us weren't wearing masks lately (though she didn't mask during the session), and I'd guess she's under 30 even after adjusting for how young Asian ladies tend to look. If she lost some tummy weight, she'd be a solid 9 for looks in almost anyone's book. And her massage skills were also surprisingly good. She had a soothing touch that nearly put me to sleep early in the hour, and applied a good amount of pressure sometimes sitting on the table, sometimes standing, always maintaining hand to skin contact and working the glutes and legs "very" thoroughly in the semi-professional / semi-teasing style that the best day spa therapists make an art of. So I would say if your priority is a skilled massage from a girl with a pretty face and you're not necessarily looking for many extras, she's should be on your short list.

Is she a fun personality? Hard to say. She was aloof at first but seemed to warm up and joke a bit later. I speak some Thai which helped. But I've found Mint to be friendlier and sweeter.

Where it goes sideways is the sensual part and her tip expectations. With her, I am pretty sure $120 just gets you the hour, not the finish. In my dream, the debate was about getting nude for the finish, and only very grudgingly did she do that for an $80 tip. Roaming was available up top and (on the outside) down below, but she then positioned herself to cut off that access. Nuru is nominally offered for $$. 60; but don't expect to leave a nuru session happy for less than $$$. And in none of these scenarios will acronyms startling with B or F occur. So, she's a good massage-only option, and I would repeat just for that, but the value is not really there for sensual.

https://nova.bedpage.com/Therapeutic...r/9658367.html

[Windmill2015]

After a couple months of eyeing the ad linked below I finally dreamed about making a visit. Location turned out to be same as Mint (well reviewed her, look her up). Sydney looks absolutely nothing like the ad photo. But I don't mean to say she's unattractive, in fact she's gorgeous. Pretty enough to turn heads on the street if most of us weren't wearing masks lately (though she didn't mask during the session), and I'd guess she's under 30 even after adjusting for how young Asian ladies tend to look. If she lost some tummy weight, she'd be a solid 9 for looks in almost anyone's book. And her massage skills were also surprisingly good. She had a soothing touch that nearly put me to sleep early in the hour, and applied a good amount of pressure sometimes sitting on the table, sometimes standing, always maintaining hand to skin contact and working the glutes and legs "very" thoroughly in the semi-professional / semi-teasing style that the best day spa therapists make an art of. So I would say if your priority is a skilled massage from a girl with a pretty face and you're not necessarily looking for many extras, she's should be on your short list.

Is she a fun personality? Hard to say. She was aloof at first but seemed to warm up and joke a bit later. I speak some Thai which helped. But I've found Mint to be friendlier and sweeter.

Where it goes sideways is the sensual part and her tip expectations. With her, I am pretty sure $120 just gets you the hour, not the finish. In my dream, the debate was about getting nude for the finish, and only very grudgingly did she do that for an $80 tip. Roaming was available up top and (on the outside) down below, but she then positioned herself to cut off that access. Nuru is nominally offered for $$. 60; but don't expect to leave a nuru session happy for less than $$$. And in none of these scenarios will acronyms startling with B or F occur. So, she's a good massage-only option, and I would repeat just for that, but the value is not really there for sensual.

https://nova.bedpage.com/Therapeutic...r/9658367.html

[Serpico99]

Can anyone confirm Healing Therapy is open? I haven't been able to reach anyone at their *1779 number since everything shut down.

Been calling them as well for the last couple of weeks. No answer. Stopped by today and called twice today, no answer and the white paper sign explaining their closure is still taped to the door.

[TimSmithson]

Can anyone confirm Healing Therapy is open? I haven't been able to reach anyone at their *1779 number since everything shut down.

Pine or route 1 therapy if you want FS pine spa has younger girls though. Healing therapy is also not bad ladies are pretty chill they only nova there though and a little more.

[Kijimuna]

I've visited Relax at least 50 times for their massage skills but have gotten zero hints of any additional services. If you're in the mood for a great Chinese style massage, I'd highly recommend. If you like it, they have a deal where you buy 5 massages, get one free which brings it down to $50 an hour.

I chatted with the owner last Wednesday and she says they (this location and the Ashburn location) are still closed and she unsure when they'll reopen.

BigguyXXL.

When she had the massage shop at Tysons Corner mall, there were always staff that gave extras. I think it was I Relax back then. Sadly some guy complained that he was offered a HJ and they got shut down.

[BigGuyXXL]

I have not posted in a long time because I have not done anything in a very long time.

Been thinking about going for it again and need to know if anyone has been to the Relax Spa in Lansdowne Town Center. If so, how was it? Are the usual services available at the usual prices?

Let me know and if I go there I will post a full review.

WATTA Dry Spell!!

I've visited Relax at least 50 times for their massage skills but have gotten zero hints of any additional services. If you're in the mood for a great Chinese style massage, I'd highly recommend. If you like it, they have a deal where you buy 5 massages, get one free which brings it down to $50 an hour.

I chatted with the owner last Wednesday and she says they (this location and the Ashburn location) are still closed and she unsure when they'll reopen.

BigguyXXL.

[Reptar 69]

Looking for new spots in Woodbridge. Anyone know of any? I have been going to Time but am bored with it.

Pine or route 1 therapy if you want FS pine spa has younger girls though. Healing therapy is also not bad ladies are pretty chill they only nova there though and a little more.

[OrZammar]

Hey fellas,

So Vivian has been on my radar for a while. I realize it's not FS, but I'm still thinking of giving it a go. Any of you seen her before? Thanks!

https://dc.rubratings.com/124765

She is definitely 10/10 in looks and gives a great massage. But she's strictly HJ only. Roaming allowed. Nowadays she only does an hour for $200. I tried scheduling her this past Friday, but she's out of town for a personal family thing which is what led me to see Tara instead. Not sure when she'll be back, might already be back.

[MDGuy145]

Emma was my ATF. I'm just going to HAVE to see her!

Emma is fantastic. Sweet girl, and big, soft naturals!

[MDGuy145]

Awesome. Love the review, especially as a big fan of big teddies as well and ted banging. So weird thing, I've spoke with someone that did see Emma, and described her as a horny older white woman, like the picture, but heavier. And I have seen the Yelp photos for her legit massage. Weird.

As I've mentioned before, hanging out here you develop a perpetual To Do List of providers that you want to see based on the intel the brahs here drop. Due to the way I practice the hobby, IE trying someone different practically every week in search of Hall of Fame teddies and board content, I exhaust my To Do Lists pretty rapidly. There's been a provider however who has left me scratching my head and I had to confirm or deny previous reports and results of my own detective work.

https://dc.rubratings.com/147599

We've all seen the ads from the above provider, Emma. I saw an ad last year and sent out a feeler text. Simultaneously another brah posted here asking for intel on Emma and Chris brah replied saying he had seen her and that she was a late 40's, heavy set, large breasted, Middle Eastern woman. I am the confusing. I go back to the ad and check the email attached. It leads to a mature white lady masseuse named Emma. The number attached to the ad replies telling me to reach out to another number to schedule. I look up that number and it is the contact number for the mature white lady provider again. I am confusedrerer, and abort mission until present day.

Emma's ad popped up again and I decided I'd go through with it this time. Same two text, two number dance that still leads to the mature white chick when researched. Screw it, let's do this. I make an appointment, show up at the location and behind the door is the woman Chris Brah described. She greets me warmly, introduces herself as Emma and leads me to the room. Full disclosure, Blonde Emma the Masseuse who the Google trail leads to isn't much of a looker. However the Emma who is before me about to conduct my massage session is. She's an attractive woman, but she is a bbw. If you Google " xlgirls sarah jane " that's a pretty good representation of how she's built. The big teddies look pretty much identical also.

[Member #6469]

Hey fellas,

Anyone been back to Soft Touch in Springfield or Garden Spa in Fairfax since COVID? I used to see Hannah at ST and always had a good time with her. Garden just got new girls before the pandemic, and had only seen Donna once before they closed.

Any updates would be much appreciated!

[Member #6469]

Hey fellas,

So Vivian has been on my radar for a while. I realize it's not FS, but I'm still thinking of giving it a go. Any of you seen her before? Thanks!

https://dc.rubratings.com/124765