Massage Parlor Reports

**BigGuyXXL** · 07-13-20 13:39

Originally Posted by Watta [View Original Post]

I have not posted in a long time because I have not done anything in a very long time.

Been thinking about going for it again and need to know if anyone has been to the Relax Spa in Lansdowne Town Center. If so, how was it? Are the usual services available at the usual prices?

Let me know and if I go there I will post a full review.

WATTA Dry Spell!!

I've visited Relax at least 50 times for their massage skills but have gotten zero hints of any additional services. If you're in the mood for a great Chinese style massage, I'd highly recommend. If you like it, they have a deal where you buy 5 massages, get one free which brings it down to $50 an hour.

I chatted with the owner last Wednesday and she says they (this location and the Ashburn location) are still closed and she unsure when they'll reopen.

BigguyXXL.

**Reptar 69** · 07-13-20 12:13

Originally Posted by MarkieBoy [View Original Post]

Looking for new spots in Woodbridge. Anyone know of any? I have been going to Time but am bored with it.

Pine or route 1 therapy if you want FS pine spa has younger girls though. Healing therapy is also not bad ladies are pretty chill they only nova there though and a little more.

**OrZammar** · 07-13-20 10:50

Originally Posted by DarkRanger00 [View Original Post]

Hey fellas,

So Vivian has been on my radar for a while. I realize it's not FS, but I'm still thinking of giving it a go. Any of you seen her before? Thanks!

https://dc.rubratings.com/124765

She is definitely 10/10 in looks and gives a great massage. But she's strictly HJ only. Roaming allowed. Nowadays she only does an hour for $200. I tried scheduling her this past Friday, but she's out of town for a personal family thing which is what led me to see Tara instead. Not sure when she'll be back, might already be back.

**MDGuy145** · 07-13-20 10:42

Originally Posted by Steverino1968 [View Original Post]

Emma was my ATF. I'm just going to HAVE to see her!

Emma is fantastic. Sweet girl, and big, soft naturals!

**MDGuy145** · 07-13-20 09:24

Awesome. Love the review, especially as a big fan of big teddies as well and ted banging. So weird thing, I've spoke with someone that did see Emma, and described her as a horny older white woman, like the picture, but heavier. And I have seen the Yelp photos for her legit massage. Weird.

Originally Posted by FrankDigitola [View Original Post]

As I've mentioned before, hanging out here you develop a perpetual To Do List of providers that you want to see based on the intel the brahs here drop. Due to the way I practice the hobby, IE trying someone different practically every week in search of Hall of Fame teddies and board content, I exhaust my To Do Lists pretty rapidly. There's been a provider however who has left me scratching my head and I had to confirm or deny previous reports and results of my own detective work.

https://dc.rubratings.com/147599

We've all seen the ads from the above provider, Emma. I saw an ad last year and sent out a feeler text. Simultaneously another brah posted here asking for intel on Emma and Chris brah replied saying he had seen her and that she was a late 40's, heavy set, large breasted, Middle Eastern woman. I am the confusing. I go back to the ad and check the email attached. It leads to a mature white lady masseuse named Emma. The number attached to the ad replies telling me to reach out to another number to schedule. I look up that number and it is the contact number for the mature white lady provider again. I am confusedrerer, and abort mission until present day.

Emma's ad popped up again and I decided I'd go through with it this time. Same two text, two number dance that still leads to the mature white chick when researched. Screw it, let's do this. I make an appointment, show up at the location and behind the door is the woman Chris Brah described. She greets me warmly, introduces herself as Emma and leads me to the room. Full disclosure, Blonde Emma the Masseuse who the Google trail leads to isn't much of a looker. However the Emma who is before me about to conduct my massage session is. She's an attractive woman, but she is a bbw. If you Google " xlgirls sarah jane " that's a pretty good representation of how she's built. The big teddies look pretty much identical also.

**Member #6469** · 07-13-20 09:21

Hey fellas,

Anyone been back to Soft Touch in Springfield or Garden Spa in Fairfax since COVID? I used to see Hannah at ST and always had a good time with her. Garden just got new girls before the pandemic, and had only seen Donna once before they closed.

Any updates would be much appreciated!

**Member #6469** · 07-13-20 09:14

Hey fellas,

So Vivian has been on my radar for a while. I realize it's not FS, but I'm still thinking of giving it a go. Any of you seen her before? Thanks!

https://dc.rubratings.com/124765

**OrZammar** · 07-13-20 02:15

Originally Posted by BoatMan3 [View Original Post]

Haven't seen Tara in a while and am considering taking the plunge. Probably been a year. I'm from out of town. I have her contact info. Can someone give me an update on her current service quality and offering. PM me if you like.

Thanks.

I saw Tara today with nuru for $200. Slippy slidy action with titjob finish. Also had a playful after shower with her and she gave me water and a snack granola bar on the way out.

In retrospect, should have gone with the normal massage, work was killer on my back this week and only just noticing it as I write this.

**PilotAviator** · 07-12-20 21:18

Not sure if I received the treatment of kings.

Prince Therapy has officially reopened. I have been a customer in the past.

Service was about the same.

New to me staff.

No significant change to facility (still a bit run-down).

Always be nice to the ladies.

PA.

**Mdubya** · 07-12-20 21:02

Originally Posted by JasonStood [View Original Post]

Guys, has anyone experienced with nuru service? I was always curious if nuru includes HE with the premium quoted. 200. Or any extra tips are asked for nova finish.

I have recently seen Lucy, KK and Vandara and I'm a big fan of deep massage followed by HE; Now these days, they are all asking for 40 for HJ as usual and even extra 40 for topless, which it becomes 200.

Hmm, then I'm debating. 200 for topless nova finish or 200 nuru.

Honestly nuru won't be my option if extra tip will be asked for the finishing.

And also IMO 200 for topless finish is still alot. Damn it.

Apple gives nuru for 200 and that includes everything you want.

**MarkieBoy** · 07-12-20 15:24

Looking for new spots in Woodbridge. Anyone know of any? I have been going to Time but am bored with it.

**BoatMan3** · 07-12-20 13:58

Haven't seen Tara in a while and am considering taking the plunge. Probably been a year. I'm from out of town. I have her contact info. Can someone give me an update on her current service quality and offering. PM me if you like.

Thanks.

**FloorHump422** · 07-12-20 11:49

Originally Posted by JasonStood [View Original Post]

Guys, has anyone experienced with nuru service? I was always curious if nuru includes HE with the premium quoted. 200. Or any extra tips are asked for nova finish.

I have recently seen Lucy, KK and Vandara and I'm a big fan of deep massage followed by HE; Now these days, they are all asking for 40 for HJ as usual and even extra 40 for topless, which it becomes 200.

Hmm, then I'm debating. 200 for topless nova finish or 200 nuru.

Honestly nuru won't be my option if extra tip will be asked for the finishing.

And also IMO 200 for topless finish is still alot. Damn it.

It used to be that $.20 included a HJ, although topless was YMMV. $.20 as just a house fee is outrageous compared to what you can get for that price at AMPs.

**DCmdvawiz** · 07-12-20 08:58

In short, yes.

Originally Posted by HardanFast [View Original Post]

Anything more than standard NOVA available? What was the damage?

**HardanFast** · 07-12-20 03:32

Anything more than standard NOVA available? What was the damage?

Originally Posted by DCmdvawiz [View Original Post]

A little bit out of range for some, but for others, she's right off 495- 20 minutes from Tysons.

Big ass, cute titties (mid Bs), solid massage (she would be an all star in the G league, but not quite NBA level). That said, she's better than all the girls at FHOH.

Says she's from Spain and is half Spanish half Belizean.

Worth a return visit.

https://washingtondc.craigslist.org/...148093327.html