Massage Parlor Reports

**TheOuroboros** · 07-08-20 15:56

Dreamed of my go to AMP at 8303 Arlington, located on the second floor of the medical office building. Parking is easy.

My ATF Mimi wasn't there. But I was introduced to Lisa. She looks late 40's but asian magic is deceiving and I know she's probably a decade older than that. She was wearing short shorts (shout out to my boy Serpico) and black tank top. An hour for. 6 is a steal so I paid the house fee and got onto the massage table. Nobody comes close to Mimi in terms of massage skill here but Lisa provides a strong muscle rub. She takes her time and attacks each limb, I always love when they incorporate light stretching into the massage. My hour comes and goes and we move to a light tease and then the flip.

Now I will dock this place a few points because they are much more accommodating in the winter when it isn't dragons den hot as balls outside. She motioned for the HJ (which I should have settled for) but little brain wanted more. I told her I wanted the expanded menu and she accepted, so I tore off her clothes and wrestled her to the massage table. I strapped on my hat (I always come prepared) and then we were off to the races. Don't get me wrong. It was fun and I nutted into the hat. But we were both wearing masks in a low ventilated area in 95 degree heat. It was like banging in a sauna. There's no table shower, so make sure you come in gym clothes, and not a suit like me. The mix of sweat and massage oil made for an awkward and uncomfortable drive home. Total for everything was $. 6 which is a bargain these days, Lisa gets my seal of approval just make sure you come ready to bear the summer heat.

**Bilaling** · 07-08-20 12:17

Anyone know where Ashley went to? I called KJ to schedule with her but they act d like they didn't know who I was talking about. About a month ago I scheduled and she was there.

B.

**Korman23** · 07-08-20 12:08

Originally Posted by JimRob [View Original Post]

I'm glad she worked out for you, I guess I was bummed about that drive and disappointment. She wasn't my type is all. I guess maybe in my future reports lll add she's worth the drive if you're far away.

In case anyone wonders what she looks like. Google Disney Bao. Even same hairstyle.

HAHA, now that's a funny image for an AMP girl.

**Jim Rob** · 07-08-20 10:36

I'm glad she worked out for you, I guess I was bummed about that drive and disappointment. She wasn't my type is all. I guess maybe in my future reports lll add she's worth the drive if you're far away.

In case anyone wonders what she looks like. Google Disney Bao. Even same hairstyle.

Originally Posted by FrankDigitola [View Original Post]

Sounds like you were hella bummed with her appearance, but Angie provides some great value for your money. Especially for a Korean AMP. I've seen her a bunch of times and she gives a massage on par with the Cantons of the area and she's a bit of a freak. She will perform various things unprompted pre and post flip. She's tossed my salad, blown me, ted banged me, gobbled my bozack and I never asked her to do any of it. I've also never spent more than 130 there. I feel what you're saying. There was an undercover brah here posting about a chick at CC with huge teddies and some of my first posts here were about me getting catfished into their doors to find a sloot there who didn't exist. I ended up being pleasantly surprised though and returned.

Frankie.

**Frank Digitola** · 07-08-20 08:32

Originally Posted by JimRob [View Original Post]

Angie tempted you? I drove all the way out based on your post, I have never been so happy to be told can you come back in 15 minutes in my life.

She's old and ugly. I'm sorry, but she looks like that cartoon character in that Disney short that has the mother missing her son because he moved out.

Yuck man. Big boobs or not. Just yuck.

Sounds like you were hella bummed with her appearance, but Angie provides some great value for your money. Especially for a Korean AMP. I've seen her a bunch of times and she gives a massage on par with the Cantons of the area and she's a bit of a freak. She will perform various things unprompted pre and post flip. She's tossed my salad, blown me, ted banged me, gobbled my bozack and I never asked her to do any of it. I've also never spent more than 130 there. I feel what you're saying. There was an undercover brah here posting about a chick at CC with huge teddies and some of my first posts here were about me getting catfished into their doors to find a sloot there who didn't exist. I ended up being pleasantly surprised though and returned.

Frankie.

**Barkeater** · 07-08-20 08:25

Originally Posted by RyanHarvey [View Original Post]

Ready to resume my hobby and was wondering if anyone has seen the new girls at Secret? I have my eye on Kylie and I can't ever seem to get my schedule to work with Melanie. Please PM if you have seen some of the new girls. Jessie offers FS and BBJ so I might fall back on her if no one else is worth seeing.

I have not, although Stacie looked pretty good as well. Any chance you could LMK the damages for Jessie beyond the PV fee? I have never gone any farther than the std house fee at any of these private viewing places.

Cheers.

-B.

**Jim Rob** · 07-08-20 05:52

Angie tempted you? I drove all the way out based on your post, I have never been so happy to be told can you come back in 15 minutes in my life.

She's old and ugly. I'm sorry, but she looks like that cartoon character in that Disney short that has the mother missing her son because he moved out.

Yuck man. Big boobs or not. Just yuck.

Originally Posted by Bentaki [View Original Post]

Happy to report that Top and CC Wellness in McLean are both open. I didn't partake but had a quick chat at the door at each place. Only one girl working at Top, and only MMS Angie at CC who stood inside the doorway with her big tits swinging free under her loose top. Very tempting but I didn't have the time, since I was supposed to be on a quick grocery pickup trip. This lock down has sure cramped my ability to slip out for fun.

Angel in McLean has also been open 2 weeks now, but has been legit only for me. On their first open day I saw the open sign and checked at the door, a pretty 30's girl beckoned me in. I was surprised she wasn't wearing a mask. I said sorry no time now, but if I come back are no masks needed? She smiled and said no masks, no cover needed. I need to check that out!

**RyanHarvey** · 07-07-20 22:19

Ready to resume my hobby and was wondering if anyone has seen the new girls at Secret? I have my eye on Kylie and I can't ever seem to get my schedule to work with Melanie. Please PM if you have seen some of the new girls. Jessie offers FS and BBJ so I might fall back on her if no one else is worth seeing.

**Almel89** · 07-06-20 18:38

Originally Posted by InSearch69 [View Original Post]

I would recommend Alexa Thai or her neighbor Nadia in Fairlakes. Mint in Mclane is nice too. Kara in Tyson's but she left, but I haven't seen her roommates yet. Sharmayne in Herndon is hot. Leya in Sterling is nice.

Could you PM me Alexa's number?

**Justin999** · 07-06-20 16:20

Her is used fake pics. Not person in pictures.

Her is Emma, Bena, Sonya.

https://dc.rubratings.com/180750#provider.

**DanznMan** · 07-04-20 19:06

Went to Comfort on Gallows for my regular massage with Apple but she has moved on. Bummer. Went with a new girl, Je. Double bummer. Je gave a good table wash but I had to ask for hard, decent massage. She wanted to negotiate for the fun immediately ("the more you pay, the more you get") but I wasn't interested. Got a medium quality massage with a standard finish for $120. She wanted to do more and get more but she was not my type. Too chunky and too pushy. If anyone knows where Apple went, please PM me.

**TheOuroboros** · 07-04-20 11:57

Paid a visit to spirit wellness massage.

It's located in Springfield plaza, quite close to Bamboo actually.

This place has always been hit or miss though and teeters the line between standard NoVa and legit massage. This day I got moon and it fell into the latter category. Moon is a young fairly attractive therapist (kinda hard to tell nowadays with the masks) and she gives a good massage. She's small but she can inflict some serious pain. She uses the elbows and really gets the knots out of your back. When she asks if you want medium or strong and you say strong she ain't fucking around. Which again should probably be an indicator of nothing more being on the menu. I will note that Moon has a signature move that I've never seen anyone else do during a massage. She will stand on top of you and walk on your back, but when she does it she'll dig her feet into and begin to rapidly shake, it's like your sitting in one of those quarter massage chairs at the mall. It's a cool trick, but I'll digress she was using it on the wrong part of my body. Nevertheless I paid for an hour and got an my hour.

Maybe I'll check back in a few months to see if any new providers are there because its not where you go that matters, it's who you see. That's why I always make an effort to get their name. .

**Frank Digitola** · 07-04-20 10:20

Reddit is a wild place. Without any effort, you can blink and find yourself down a different rabbit hole of a subreddit each and every time you visit the site. One day I was Alice Digitola, and found myself in a Wonderland of brahs who are taking a supplement stack to increase the volume of their pops. I am intrigued. My pops are already great based on my own feeling and the broscience I've read about this topic, but I'm not going to pass on an opportunity to have better orgasms. I look into the components of the stack and see that they aren't gimmick pills, but are harmless supplements. So while reupping on my gym supplements, I also buy bottles of L-Arginine, Zinc, Lecithin, Lysine, and Pygeum, or as they're known when combined, The Cum Holy Grail. And I know just who I'm going to test it on.

Mindy has advertised on BP and promises a nice release at the end. The brahs here have also reviewed her and described her as a provider with a soft milfy body with big teddies. I've been meaning to try her for a while so she's a perfect candidate for the experiment. I set up my appointment with complete ease and then meet her at her location. She comes down to let me into the apartment building and she wasn't what I was expecting aesthetically. I was greeted by a slim to average build woman who was wearing a mask, baggy button up shirt and shorts. Her legs were slim as were her arms and there were no clear T&A that I could see. Whatever, let's have a good time. We greet each other warmly and proceed upstairs.

I am led up to her nice, clean private studio, strip and hop on the table. She gives me a pretty good massage but it is nowhere near the deep tissue I love. If Kiko, Vandara, and Jane the Gymnophobe are floating at 9-10 in massage strength and quality, Mindy is about a 6-7. She won't have you moaning like a sea lion, but she's pretty good and will relax you. Her tickle teases were very good and the reach around was also good. I am flipped.

I have been on The Holy Grail now for a little less than three weeks. I was glad to be flipped as my developing boner was getting uncomfortable face down. The L-Arginine increases blood flow and I'm also taking a supplement called Yohimbe with my AM cardio stack that also increases blood flow. This means two things. My boners are now noticeably crazier and if I get a paper cut anytime soon I'll probably bleed out. Mindy notices and asks what I want. I go with teds and tugs which isn't surprising to any at this point. What was surprising however is what I saw when Mindy took off her shirt and bra.

Mindy was hiding some amazingly beautiful teddies. I now see the soft milfiness. I say "whoa!" in my head. Mindy laughs and falls onto me. She asks "do you like me?" I tell her I do and she tells me that she can tell, because I said "whoa! I was so tedzmerized I didn't realize I said it out loud and told her so. I now burst into laughter. She pulls down her mask and pecks me on the cheek. I roam away and realize that her teds are unfortunately fake, but they are still wonderful. Last year many of us went and had fun with Ava and her wonderful man mades. Mindys are better. So much better in fact, I considered immortalizing her in the Frankie D Teddies Hall of Fame as the only member with fakes but decided not to for natty continuity.

After many minutes of a nice and slow Hugh Jackman I have not popped. I am enjoying the teds so much I'm not paying a shred of attention to finishing. Mindy asks if I want her to do anything else. I ask her to ted bang me and she does. I am harder than the flagpole outside of Minneapolis City Hall in the dead of winter. I feel the pop coming, tell Mindy, she stops the ted bang and tugs me while angling the teddies to receive the pop. I Scary Movie the absolute hell out of this woman, totally making a mess all over both of those big teds. Mindy laughs and exclaims "OMG! That was so much! Then makes her way to the bathroom to clean up. I paid her the Thai Indy fee and tipped 3 Lin Manuel's.

So both my session with Mindy and my experience with the Holy Grail were a success. I bought a 90 day supply. I look forward to seeing if the intensity increases more over the next 70 days almost as much as I look forward to seeing the newest provider in my rotation.

Frankie.

**PilotAviator** · 07-03-20 22:07

RM. I can't reply to your message -- your inbox is full.

Originally Posted by RustyMuffler [View Original Post]

Tara and KK are both Thai MILFs who speak great English.

**Serpico99** · 07-03-20 10:59

Originally Posted by GripNSip [View Original Post]

Doing it wrong:

Sup Losers, Tanner here. I stopped by my go to for massage in asiandale. Saw my regular fling a dozen times and she's always took care of your boi. Haha, you know what I'm talking about. Of course you don't LOL you ain't me. Anyway got my hour rub and then she snatched the oil and gave little tanner a nice shower. Worked the ol' bone until I blasted off. It was awesome! Can't wait to return. Anyway, that's my contribution, the classic one and done if ya need me I'll be over in the escort board asking seniors to divulge all of their secrets so I don't have to do any legwork. Smell ya later nerds!

Doing it right:

I had a dream I visited Won Massage (Name of AMP) in Annandale (location) It's located in a tiny corner complex next to a bubble tea shop and an Ethiopian restaurant (points of reference). Jenny (name of provider) is the girl who works there currently. She's late 30's, Chinese, long dark hair, bubbly face, but a nice body with great curvature (description of provider). The striking thing about Jenny is that her English is near perfect, the only provider you can have a full blown conversation with while she's massaging you and if you do choose, while she's jerking you off. She's exactly what I'd imagine an AMP provider would be if they spoke fluent English, and by that I mean she's batshit insane LOL. She's a really quirky personality. Up there if not weirder than Joyce for those of you who know her and her odd nature. Now she's not going to listerine your junk, and her menu is much much more limited (Just a standard Nova). But she's got great technique and might let you get a peak at her awesome natural teddDs. The massage portion is just a light touch, so honestly my recommendation would be to save yourself a Jackson and just go for a half hour. The main event is the flip. She'll oil up the ol' bone and let me do some light roaming while she jackhammers junior. She lets me roam and I always make my way up her shirt and lift up her bra to treat myself to those juicy titties. I get some light nipple play but she usually beers away because she is super sensitive.

I had visited this place last summer. I got an older lady. Really good massage but nothing else. Maybe she was spooked. Was Jenny wearing a tease outfit like tight shorts? Or the typical Chinese yoga pants attire? LOL.