Massage Parlor Reports

[RockSwithSalt]

I am not sure if this is related to activity by the po-po, but has anyone else noticed bedpage changing? There was a lot of ads on the site, then they mostly all vanished, followed by the adult sections dissapearing, and now the site only shows gallery view, I guess to hide the fact that there are so few new ads. I guess there must have been some kind of crackdown, virtually or IRL.
Be sage out there.

With the elimination of the competition the alternative sites will see an increased demand. I see this note paste on bedpage and assuming they are doing an overall to position themselves to emerge stronger.

"Dear users,

We are in the process of removing spammers from our website. We will start verification of all the ad posters from 1st July. After verification your account and ads will go live again. We are expecting your cooperation during this time.

Thank you!

[FloorHump422]

I am not sure if this is related to activity by the po-po, but has anyone else noticed bedpage changing? There was a lot of ads on the site, then they mostly all vanished, followed by the adult sections dissapearing, and now the site only shows gallery view, I guess to hide the fact that there are so few new ads.

I guess there must have been some kind of crackdown, virtually or IRL.

Be sage out there.

If you go on their main page, it says they are "removing spammers" and the regular ad format should return on July 1st after ads are verified.

[Barkeater]

I am not sure if this is related to activity by the po-po, but has anyone else noticed bedpage changing? There was a lot of ads on the site, then they mostly all vanished, followed by the adult sections dissapearing, and now the site only shows gallery view, I guess to hide the fact that there are so few new ads.

I guess there must have been some kind of crackdown, virtually or IRL.

Be sage out there.

Yes it is a popular spot for tacos and I had the same thought, If it was a doughnut shop there would be no doubt.

[Oldfart69]

I have visited Barnie Therapy frequently and had a good massage and fun with Sarah, so when I saw they were advertising that they were open I tried to call for an appointment. However, no one ever answered their phone (land line, so no text). So I tried Smile Therapy in Chantilly, who has been advertising a lot lately. Standard AMP with NOVA finish. Temperature check on entry and masks required. Table shower was thorough and playful. Massage was pretty good. It didn't feel like anything special at the time, but it left me feeling relaxed and well loosened up for a long time. Therapist immediately got nude at the flip, and that is when things got frustrating with the masks. No nursing, 69 position with no oral activity was a bummer, and she stopped me when I tried to move mask. Pleasant, playful 40 ish lady with a nice laugh. I don't plan to return until things hopefully loosen up after covid is under better control.

[NyHornet]

Went to my normal spot in Woodbridge today with no intention of having any fun. It must have been my Lucky day because my therapist was being extra erotic during the session. Mind you, I've been to this place a dozen times cause they do good work and never got any indication I could have any fun here. She must have gotten comfortable with me because as she wiped the lotion off she seen my print through the sheets and started laughing. I made it pulse a few times and she pointed at the oil. I shook my head yes and she went to work. No negotiated rate, but I gave the Normal for a NOVA special. I'll go back a few more times and see if I can maybe get more before I give out the name. She has massaged me before and has always been professional. I'll definitely be returning! Happy hunting!

Dude007, you are definitely the secret agent guy. Your post provides no useful information except to yourself. We are all so happy for you.

[DatDude007]

Went to my normal spot in Woodbridge today with no intention of having any fun. It must have been my Lucky day because my therapist was being extra erotic during the session. Mind you, I've been to this place a dozen times cause they do good work and never got any indication I could have any fun here. She must have gotten comfortable with me because as she wiped the lotion off she seen my print through the sheets and started laughing. I made it pulse a few times and she pointed at the oil. I shook my head yes and she went to work. No negotiated rate, but I gave the Normal for a NOVA special. I'll go back a few more times and see if I can maybe get more before I give out the name. She has massaged me before and has always been professional. I'll definitely be returning! Happy hunting!

[RockSwithSalt]

They were probably eating tacos then.

Yes it is a popular spot for tacos and I had the same thought, If it was a doughnut shop there would be no doubt.

[Max #01]

Hi all. I just got some news there were some busts? Don't want to cause alarm but a reliable source told me it happened but I can't find any online articles of any events? Also it looks like md spas are closed again?

Folks -- This poster posted the same thing in the PG County AMP thread. He cited an article from 2011.

[Kijimuna]

Nothing in the Fairfax county police blotter for that day and location.

They were probably eating tacos then.

[Gerzoomble]

My experience at K and J has been all over the map since they opened. I actually went the first week they opened and probably monthly since. Each time has been a roll of the dice. Different provider, different services, different fee negotiation strategies and rates. Several times services were performed without the dreaded mood killer "how much you tip me?" YMMV.

I don't recall the exact details, but I remember thinking the price was a little high and the girl wasn't that attractive, though the TS was pretty good, I suppose. It was my first time at an AMP, so I wasn't really sure what to expect. I don't plan on going back at the moment.

[RockSwithSalt]

I saw 3 police cars at K&J on Friday around noon.

Nothing in the Fairfax county police blotter for that day and location.

[Kijimuna]

Unfortunately I do not have many more details. All my source stated was there were busts that involved customers and the ladies. She said they occurred in MD and VA. I did a brief search but found nothing recent, so I was curious if anyone else saw / read / or can provide a link of what happened. Trying to merely inform everyone to be vigilant because I was surprised that would even be on LEOs radar with everything else going on. I Reached out to another person in that world / circle and seeing if they knew anything further as well.

I saw 3 police cars at K&J on Friday around noon.

[Latinalova]

Now I'm going to Tarantino this report and play around with the timeline, telling you the ending first. My return to Deep Blue Spa is doubtful. In order for Frank Brah to become a return customer, I need to either get an amazing massage or find big teddies. Neither are waiting for you at Deep Blue Spa.

This place reeks of cigarette smoke BTW. I wouldn't recommend.

[NovaThings]

Can you give more specifics? Being very vague does not help. You stated a reliable source gave you this info so there must be more detailed info your source had given you.

Unfortunately I do not have many more details. All my source stated was there were busts that involved customers and the ladies. She said they occurred in MD and VA. I did a brief search but found nothing recent, so I was curious if anyone else saw / read / or can provide a link of what happened. Trying to merely inform everyone to be vigilant because I was surprised that would even be on LEOs radar with everything else going on. I Reached out to another person in that world / circle and seeing if they knew anything further as well.

[Frank Digitola]

One day as a kid of about 13, I had a moment of brutal honesty with my dad. We had rented an action movie that was rated are and there was a topless scene about 1/3 of the way through. The chicks teds were in the A-B cup range and I remember exclaiming to my dad "I hope this isn't why this is Rated are. " He asked why. I said "Because her teddies are so small it shouldn't count. " He lols violently. I share this piece of degeneracy from my past because it popped into my head on a recent visit to Deep Blue Spa in Vienna.

Now I'm going to Tarantino this report and play around with the timeline, telling you the ending first. My return to Deep Blue Spa is doubtful. In order for Frank Brah to become a return customer, I need to either get an amazing massage or find big teddies. Neither are waiting for you at Deep Blue Spa.

I was greeted upon entry by a late 40's woman in a spaghetti string top and yoga pants who was about 5'5" to 5'6", was fit with wide-ish hips, and curled hair. She's wearing a mask, but unless her nose and mouth are an absolute disaster, she's probably attractive. She takes me by the hand and leads me to the room. Her teds were prepubescent so I glance down at her butt in hopes of some delightful roam fun, however her ass is flatter than one of my business cards. This lady has zero ass. It's like she has a long back with a hole at the bottom. In my head I imagine she is forced to lay down to take a dump.

She asks if I want a hard massage. I tell her I do. She proceeds to give me a massage that is okay, but never goes stronger than medium. There's plenty of ball, cheek and crack play, a tad bit of ST and I'm flipped. Upon flip, the Sotheby's portion begins. I open negotiations at 4 and she asks for more on the promise of nudity. It is at this moment that I am struck with an epiphany. I remember my militant stance on the are rating from 20 years ago, and so a new rule has been implemented. Why am I going to pay to see a chick naked when her nudity won't even count as nudity to me?

I decline. I tell her I don't want her to do that. She asks me "you don't like me or you're just a nice man?" I go with "Nice man". She caresses my face and says "Aww". I roll my eyes mentally but not literally. She tickle teases my front until it's Boner Time and then I let off violently after a decent tugger. 7 house and 4 to her.

Maple Avenue is 0-2 in this COVID Reopening landscape. When I find myself in Vienna moving forward I'm going to have to move down 495 a bit to get my massage fix, unless you brahs know of a better spot in the area. If chicks who are flatter than your debit card, meh massages, and okay tuggers are your thing, by all means, give Deep Blue a try.

Frankie.