Massage Parlor Reports

[TheOuroboros]

Went to Wen / Wed whatever it's called today (31X C Maple in Vienna).

Mama, I guess, was at the desk when I came in. Surprised by the setup. Not a 2-door system. I tell her an hour and hand over the. 6. Unfortunately, she came in for my massage. Not my type at all. Sprayed alcohol on my hands and hers and gave me a paper towel to wipe my hands on.

I heard another monger come in right after and the phone was busy, too. Guessing there was one other provider working. She started immediately on soft touch, grazing the boys, and I knew I wasn't going to get a decent massage. Long soft touch for about 20 minutes, flip, and negotiations begin, causing me to lose interest. Agreed on. 8 for CBJ of course, she said didn't have change, and I didn't plan well, so it cost me. 9.

She dropped her mask, raised her top and got to work. If it wasn't the worst BJ I've ever had, it's in the top 5. Twice she stopped, stood up, and spit on the carpeted floor. (That was pretty horrifying, and I slid off the foot of the bed to put my shoes on at the end.).

Deed done, a little more massage on the front of my legs and I was probably done at:40-:45.

Dressed, she brought a water, opened the door, and there's the other monger, in a towel, right in front of me, being led to the bathroom by the other provider. I spun back into the room for a minute until he was gone, then went to head out where what do I see but yet another monger sitting in the lobby waiting his turn. No attempt to isolate mongers from each other.

Between the close calls with seeing you guys, the bad work, and the spitting on the carpet: 1. 5 total damage and will not repeat.

The sheets were stained and littered with pubic hair. The place looked like basic hygiene didn't exist. I walked out before letting them even lay a finger on me. I'm glad I didn't miss out on anything. Hope you showered twice after.

There's a another spa on 307 located in the building next door. Compared to Wed it's a palace of a place.

[DanznMan]

I had a delightful dream with Lisa at 8303. She provided a solid massage with HE and seemed to enjoy the undercover play. Total damage $120 for one hour with tip. I usually pay $60 for the hour plus a $40 tip but I upped the tip given that she got wet and moaned during the undercover play. Hey, ladies know how to role play. She said she is busy with lots of customers. Happy hunting.

[Backrub321]

Went to Wen / Wed whatever it's called today (31X C Maple in Vienna).

Mama, I guess, was at the desk when I came in. Surprised by the setup. Not a 2-door system. I tell her an hour and hand over the. 6. Unfortunately, she came in for my massage. Not my type at all. Sprayed alcohol on my hands and hers and gave me a paper towel to wipe my hands on.

I heard another monger come in right after and the phone was busy, too. Guessing there was one other provider working. She started immediately on soft touch, grazing the boys, and I knew I wasn't going to get a decent massage. Long soft touch for about 20 minutes, flip, and negotiations begin, causing me to lose interest. Agreed on. 8 for CBJ of course, she said didn't have change, and I didn't plan well, so it cost me. 9.

She dropped her mask, raised her top and got to work. If it wasn't the worst BJ I've ever had, it's in the top 5. Twice she stopped, stood up, and spit on the carpeted floor. (That was pretty horrifying, and I slid off the foot of the bed to put my shoes on at the end.).

Deed done, a little more massage on the front of my legs and I was probably done at:40-:45.

Dressed, she brought a water, opened the door, and there's the other monger, in a towel, right in front of me, being led to the bathroom by the other provider. I spun back into the room for a minute until he was gone, then went to head out where what do I see but yet another monger sitting in the lobby waiting his turn. No attempt to isolate mongers from each other.

Between the close calls with seeing you guys, the bad work, and the spitting on the carpet: 1. 5 total damage and will not repeat.

[OldManInVa]

What was the total damage?

It was $80 for the hour and there was no negotiation before the fun so it is up to you.

[DcSugar]

Appreciate this. I didn't see any reviews for her here and TER can be shady based on intel from this board. Glad to see she may be legit. I'll try her and report back.

Coming back to report as promised. I finally decided to see Jenna after waffling back and forth. Setting up a hhr was easy, very light screening, and our schedules worked out so that I could see her same day. A few hours later I was directed to a decent part of Arlington. Jenna greeted me once I entered her place and I have to agree that she's really attractive. Very girl next door type that you want to play hide the sausage with.

I was too nervous to go for an hr so I opted for the hhr basic. Massage was. Almost non-existent. Very very light touch. However, we had a good conversation going so I didn't mind. On the flip, it's standard Nova which I knew going in but was still disappointed. Mutual touch was allowed but also very limited. She was sweet about it but clearly has very strict rules. As other reviews have said, her eye contact is great. She also makes very sensual noises and offers a shower after.

All in all. I won't repeat for the price unless the mood really strikes to have a young white girl. Even then I'm going to weigh that against a standard sugar date given the prices.

[Hugh Japenis]

Saw Michelle at G&G today. She is probably in her 40's but has a tight body with nice bolt-ons. She met me at the door in a low cut top and a skirt that wasn't much bigger than the mask she was wearing. The table shower was very thorough and paid attention to all the right areas. Back in the room the massage was decent with her sitting on on my legs and back while rubbing me down. On the flip she had already taken off her clothes and allowed liberal roaming while she gave Jr a very slow workout. She paid attention to when I got close and backed off a couple of times before taking me over the edge. A great NOVA finish. She cleaned me up and continued the massage on my hands, feet and legs. Walked out in about 50 minutes of my hour massage but I didn't feel cheated too much. I will go back.

What was the total damage?

[Hugh Japenis]

Happy to report that Top and CC Wellness in McLean are both open. I didn't partake but had a quick chat at the door at each place. Only one girl working at Top, and only MMS Angie at CC who stood inside the doorway with her big tits swinging free under her loose top. Very tempting but I didn't have the time, since I was supposed to be on a quick grocery pickup trip. This lock down has sure cramped my ability to slip out for fun.

Angel in McLean has also been open 2 weeks now, but has been legit only for me. On their first open day I saw the open sign and checked at the door, a pretty 30's girl beckoned me in. I was surprised she wasn't wearing a mask. I said sorry no time now, but if I come back are no masks needed? She smiled and said no masks, no cover needed. I need to check that out!

No cover needed? So is BBFS and option here?

[InAviation70]

Appointments only (and I think it may help if MMS already knows you as a good, past customer).

Everyone masked (and gloved) when I arrived.

Escorted to studio, house fee collected.

Two minutes later moved to table shower -- best 20 minutes I've enjoyed since COVID shutdown. I was so clean.

Dried off, moved back to the studio and an exceptional deep-tissue massage followed.

Very nice edging before and after flip, standard NoVA pleasures at standard tips.

Seven is a great place. My massage technician was great!

Always be nice to the ladies.

PA.

I have to agree with PA. All my visits with the ladies at Seven have been great and exciting experiences. High recommended.

[InAviation70]

Appointments only (and I think it may help if MMS already knows you as a good, past customer).

Everyone masked (and gloved) when I arrived.

Escorted to studio, house fee collected.

Two minutes later moved to table shower -- best 20 minutes I've enjoyed since COVID shutdown. I was so clean.

Dried off, moved back to the studio and an exceptional deep-tissue massage followed.

Very nice edging before and after flip, standard NoVA pleasures at standard tips.

Seven is a great place. My massage technician was great!

Always be nice to the ladies.

PA.

I found the same special treatment as PA. Highly recommend.

[Bentaki]

Happy to report that Top and CC Wellness in McLean are both open. I didn't partake but had a quick chat at the door at each place. Only one girl working at Top, and only MMS Angie at CC who stood inside the doorway with her big tits swinging free under her loose top. Very tempting but I didn't have the time, since I was supposed to be on a quick grocery pickup trip. This lock down has sure cramped my ability to slip out for fun.

Angel in McLean has also been open 2 weeks now, but has been legit only for me. On their first open day I saw the open sign and checked at the door, a pretty 30's girl beckoned me in. I was surprised she wasn't wearing a mask. I said sorry no time now, but if I come back are no masks needed? She smiled and said no masks, no cover needed. I need to check that out!

[GeorgeGrey]

She was unpleasant and rude.

You should be happy that your losses stopped at the entry fee.

Typically "manager's" give far superior service the caveat being that they AREN'T on the menu.

Yeah the overall encounter was just strange. Before walking in I went to the buildings bathroom, took a leak, and realized I forgot my mask so walked back to my truck to get it. I guess she was watching from the window because as soon as I walked in she started asking me why I left and came back, how many times I've been here, and for names of the people I've seen in the past.

She being safe but I wanted to say listen lady, I barely remember my anniversary date let alone the fake name of some Asian broad I saw pre covid 6 months ago. I guess you win some, you lose some.

Minimal damage so I'll consider it a win in my book.

[Start2]

Has anyone been lately? Do they offer anything extra?

Visited once a year ago. I'd recommend skipping.

[Start2]

So today I decided to stop by one of my favorite AMPs in Reston, K&J wellness. I was greeted and showered by a fairly attractive mid 40-year-old lady who I believe at this time might have been the main manager since I had to specifically ask for her to do the massage as well. Table shower was fairly standard with a little more booty hole attention then I particularly wanted but I shrugged it off. The massage was very gentle and somewhat lackluster. She left the room at least twice to go talk and answer the phone which kind of bothered me, but at that point it was safe to say I wasn't there for a light back rub. The massage proceeded with some slight small talk, until she gestured for the flip. This is when things got slightly uncomfortable. I have frequented this spot for the past 2-3 years and have never had this much haggling to this extent. I have read these boards for almost a year now and I find myself to be fairly conscious on standard Nova prices. I walked in with 120 but ALWAYS leave my I'd / wallet in the car, just to cover my ass in case uncle LEO comes knocking. On the flip she asked me what I wanted, and I asked her what is available. She began to gesture the HJ and said that it would be $100 extra which slightly took me off guard, I said oh that's not what it usually is? I asked her well what else is available when she gestured for a CBJ for an extra $160. I reiterated again that I only walked in with $40 extra since that it what it normally is for standard and this is when she got very hostile and pretty rude. She laughed at me, threw my money back at me and said that $40 is just for my tip and that I needed money now. As many would say, when you are already stiff as a board, and naked on a table the last thing you want to do is get dressed, walk back out to your car just to come back in, undress, and start from scratch in hopes of getting a mediocre HJ. So I said OK then that's fine I think I'll just pass for now. She then proceeded to tell me how cheap I am and that my money is no longer good here and demanded I get dressed and leave. I'm a big believer in no matter how much the outcome doesn't stack up to your dream, you have to be polite to the ladies. I said I'm sorry that we couldn't work something out, got dressed and left. She even gave me a kiss when I was leaving which was the cherry on top of the weird encounter cake. It was definitely unfortunate that it came to this but if guys keep on forking over escort type money for a slight massage and a HJ they will keep on jacking the prices up on us. Hopefully I took the bullet now for someone to better deal with it in the future. So while I write this closing with a heavy heart. And even heavier balls, I feel that I might not go back to this location. Definitely a shame since this was my go to spot pre C19. I get it times are tough, but when you demand crazy prices on top of being unpleasant and rude. That's a no go from me.

Total damage $80 (sigh).

Happy hunting out there.

GG.

She was unpleasant and rude.

You should be happy that your losses stopped at the entry fee.

Typically "manager's" give far superior service the caveat being that they AREN'T on the menu.

[HornedLaw]

Got a text from Mimi / Mia telling me she's back in town.

I zipped by for a quick sesh to see my old friend. We talked for a bit, had a few laughs, and then I laid down for a massage. She owns two spas one here the other at 307 in Vienna. Due to the virus they are operating with very limited staff. It's just her at 8303 and Sasha on board at 307. Choosing between the two is simple as they offer different experiences.

If you're in the mood for a solid massage and a quality standard NoVa. You go with Mimi. She's older and chubbier for sure but makes up for it and skill and authenticity. She wont hassle you about $. Shes a professional. She's my go to but I've been seeing her for years so there is some bias in this review.

That being said, YMMV but her menu becomes more open if she's comfortable w / you. Being a bigger woman she's got that PAAG.

Sasha is younger, skinnier and all about the FS. If you don't care about the massage and just want to smash, youll play a game of deal or no deal with her (shes def a do not pass go until she collects $$) then go see Sasha at 307 maple.

GnS.

I'm going to second GripNSip's review of 8303. I figured I'd pop in for an early visit on a weekday to hopefully be the first customer of the day. Sent a text at 10 am asking for a 12:30 appt and got the confirmation almost instantly. When I showed up there were two women working and the shorter, older woman asked me if I wanted four hands, I declined and she led me to the room. Unfortunately I didn't get her name, but I'd say she's easily in her 40's, if not early 50's. Not skin and bones and not fat, so no complaints from me. Paid. 6 for the full hour and got started. Before the message she sprayed some sort of sanitizer all over her hands and forearms as well as mine. Masks were worn at all times.

The massage was excellent. I'd say it's easily on par with the majority of the much more expensive massages at fancier spas. She regularly asked how things were feeling but I had no complaints. She even climbed up on the table to get leverage on my back and put her whole body into it. On the flip there were no negotiations, no asking what I wanted, beyond motioning if everything was good, which of course it was. She applied some pressure around my belly button which I've since learned is a "pressure point" of sorts that makes junior extra excited. There was no beating around the Bush or edging, just a mechanical yet pleasurable massage there. After wiping me down with a towel, which was regularly done after doing sections of the body to remove the massage lotions and oils, she continued on my legs.

She offered a foot massage, which I declined as I'm far too ticklish. Then she asked if I wanted a scalp and head massage which I did want. She once again applied some sort of sanitizer on her hands and gave me a nice neck, head, and scalp massage. I'll definitely be going back here again.

[OldManInVa]

Saw Michelle at G&G today. She is probably in her 40's but has a tight body with nice bolt-ons. She met me at the door in a low cut top and a skirt that wasn't much bigger than the mask she was wearing. The table shower was very thorough and paid attention to all the right areas. Back in the room the massage was decent with her sitting on on my legs and back while rubbing me down. On the flip she had already taken off her clothes and allowed liberal roaming while she gave Jr a very slow workout. She paid attention to when I got close and backed off a couple of times before taking me over the edge. A great NOVA finish. She cleaned me up and continued the massage on my hands, feet and legs. Walked out in about 50 minutes of my hour massage but I didn't feel cheated too much. I will go back.