Massage Parlor Reports

[TheOuroboros]

Got a text from Mimi / Mia telling me she's back in town.

I zipped by for a quick sesh to see my old friend. We talked for a bit, had a few laughs, and then I laid down for a massage. She owns two spas one here the other at 307 in Vienna. Due to the virus they are operating with very limited staff. It's just her at 8303 and Sasha on board at 307. Choosing between the two is simple as they offer different experiences.

If you're in the mood for a solid massage and a quality standard NoVa. You go with Mimi. She's older and chubbier for sure but makes up for it and skill and authenticity. She won’t hassle you about $. She’s a professional. She's my go to but I've been seeing her for years so there is some bias in this review.

That being said, YMMV but her menu becomes more open if she's comfortable w / you. Being a bigger woman she's got that PAAG.

Sasha is younger, skinnier and all about the FS. If you don't care about the massage and just want to smash, you’ll play a game of deal or no deal with her (she’s def a do not pass go until she collects $$) then go see Sasha at 307 maple.

GnS.

[Member #6822]

While Asian women have a reputation for being notoriously thin and curve-less, it's not really a head scratching phenomenon to find an Asian woman with plump to flat out big teddies. One of my best friends is Korean and in the 11 years I've known him, we've nightsticked many a full C cup sporting Korean sloot with papier-mch fragile morals. Finding one with a nice, phat ass though can prove to be an Indiana Jones level discovery. My same buddy told me that if Phat Ass Asian Girls are what I'd be interested in finding, then chicks from the Southeast countries are where it's at, as they tend to be curvier. While I've found this to be true, even pursuing women whose ancestry flows from this part of the continent can prove to be a unicorn hunt. Not as thin? No they aren't, but a lot of times they're built like pillowcases stuffed with lumpia filling instead of hourglasses. But during this quarantine period I saw two true PAAGs.

The first PAAG is a Chinese chick who I saw advertised as "Baby Hua". She's known here though as Lucy on Javier. My first visit with her was actually just before the quarantine shutdown. I saw her for an hour. She was very pleasant and quirky. She gave me a very good massage. Although it wasn't the strongest deep tissue massage I've had, it was still high quality. She complimented me on my physique. I tell her she's got a nice physique too and "you're very beautiful and your booty is crazy. " Please know that only half of what I told her was true. She stopped massaging, burst into laughter, thanked me and then fell onto me.

After the massage and tickle tease, she flipped me and teases the front. She starts my Hugh Jackman but after a little bit she smiles, tells me she's a bad girl, kisses Junior and asks if I would like her to blow me. I agree. She asks if I'm going to take care of her. I lie and tell her I only brought 5. She is unfazed and gives me a pretty good BBBJ until the pop. I warn her the pop was imminent, she stops to see what I said, this hesitation proves to be folly and I let off a week of No Fap into her grill. We laugh, clean up, I tip her 6 and promise to return.

My return occurs later while the shutdown was in place. While browsing through the ad sites I noticed she was still posting. Everything went pretty much the same way as it did on the first visit, however this time she is wearing the purple miniskirt from the link below and on the flip, she asks if she can get on top of me. I tell her that I didn't come with FS tier money. (I'm lying) She tells me it's okay and to just take care of her. She produces a hat, puts it on and goes to town. If you Google image search "tomomi motozawa gif" you'll see gifs of a JAV PAAG. Her ass is that squishy and jiggly, but Lucy is a little thicker. This ride is awesome but she has exhibited a bit of paranoia on this visit. Throughout my time there she's told me "I shouldn't be working. Don't tell anyone about this. (whoops) You have to protect me. " This chant carries over to the FS. Now idk if you brahs have ever had a butterface Chinese chick with a phat ass ride you whilst moaning, sweating and repeatedly saying "protect me baby. You have to protect me!" in a thick accent. Let me tell you. It's fucking hilarious. I'm harder than building a card castle in a windy park, but the above mentioned details exacerbate my stamina worse than the rubber. She eventually hops off, removes the cover and blows me until I pop. I gave her 120 total. That's massage and tip. Honestly, if I'd seen the last few reports on her, I probably wouldn't have gone to see her. I'm 2 for 2 though and had some nice, cheap relaxation. This is her:

https://escortfish.ch/photos/view/347-783-4060

I also made an appointment with Jane after I saw good ole Grip Brah give her props. I went in with expectations of getting a great massage and HOPED I'd get a Hugh Jackman. That's it. However, after she answered the door and turned around to walk to the room, I was taken aback. She had on a spaghetti strap tank top, heels, and yoga pants. She has thick legs and a nice thick ass. She has a nice rack with just a tad bit of mid section pooch. That really doesn't matter though as she's not going to take anything off and I put my hand on her booty once and she immediately removed it. Jane however gave me a top 3 massage. It was amazing. Surprisingly she even performed a lot of butt and ball play too. The Hugh Jackman didn't feel like a Hugh Jackman. It was slow and tender. It felt like she was just massaging it too. That being said, it looks like she was repeatedly telling herself "this is just part of the massage" in her head. No smutty eye contact or anything. She was a great experience though and that tender tugger drove me to pop with the vigor of a billy goats head butt. I'm handsy, so the anti roam stance was unfortunate. If she allowed roaming she'd be my reverse Kiko. Despite that, she'll definitely see me again.

Frankie.

Saw the girl. When seeing her she says 30 minutes only for. 4. Then asked if I wanted hand or head for 60/100. It was surprising but went with 100. In the end 1. 4.

[Utwogood]

Throughout my time there she's told me "I shouldn't be working. Don't tell anyone about this. (whoops) You have to protect me. " This chant carries over to the FS. Now idk if you brahs have ever had a butterface Chinese chick with a phat ass ride you whilst moaning, sweating and repeatedly saying "protect me baby. You have to protect me!" in a thick accent. Let me tell you. It's fucking hilarious.

Haha. It sounds like someone told her that was a sexy thing to say, but something got lost in the translation. For me it can be somewhat distracting because the nuance is not there and sounds like a broken record. I don't find it funny per se (I laugh about it later), it's more like an eye-roll moment for me.

[Big Daddy Don]

Called to find availability was available. Showed up and things looked semi promising. Girls had masks on and they scanned my temperature. Ok, with that. When I undressed, I had a fattie come in. Sorry, I am sure she was nice but I just can't do the little chubbie scene. Had to get dressed and get my refund. Will be looking elsewhere unless they get a decent lineup that is more willing to play than the ones just before the shutdown.

[Frank Digitola]

While Asian women have a reputation for being notoriously thin and curve-less, it's not really a head scratching phenomenon to find an Asian woman with plump to flat out big teddies. One of my best friends is Korean and in the 11 years I've known him, we've nightsticked many a full C cup sporting Korean sloot with papier-mâché fragile morals. Finding one with a nice, phat ass though can prove to be an Indiana Jones level discovery. My same buddy told me that if Phat Ass Asian Girls are what I'd be interested in finding, then chicks from the Southeast countries are where it's at, as they tend to be curvier. While I've found this to be true, even pursuing women whose ancestry flows from this part of the continent can prove to be a unicorn hunt. Not as thin? No they aren't, but a lot of times they're built like pillowcases stuffed with lumpia filling instead of hourglasses. But during this quarantine period I saw two true PAAGs.

The first PAAG is a Chinese chick who I saw advertised as "Baby Hua". She's known here though as Lucy on Javier. My first visit with her was actually just before the quarantine shutdown. I saw her for an hour. She was very pleasant and quirky. She gave me a very good massage. Although it wasn't the strongest deep tissue massage I've had, it was still high quality. She complimented me on my physique. I tell her she's got a nice physique too and "you're very beautiful and your booty is crazy. " Please know that only half of what I told her was true. She stopped massaging, burst into laughter, thanked me and then fell onto me.

After the massage and tickle tease, she flipped me and teases the front. She starts my Hugh Jackman but after a little bit she smiles, tells me she's a bad girl, kisses Junior and asks if I would like her to blow me. I agree. She asks if I'm going to take care of her. I lie and tell her I only brought 5. She is unfazed and gives me a pretty good BBBJ until the pop. I warn her the pop was imminent, she stops to see what I said, this hesitation proves to be folly and I let off a week of No Fap into her grill. We laugh, clean up, I tip her 6 and promise to return.

My return occurs later while the shutdown was in place. While browsing through the ad sites I noticed she was still posting. Everything went pretty much the same way as it did on the first visit, however this time she is wearing the purple miniskirt from the link below and on the flip, she asks if she can get on top of me. I tell her that I didn't come with FS tier money. (I'm lying) She tells me it's okay and to just take care of her. She produces a hat, puts it on and goes to town. If you Google image search "tomomi motozawa gif" you'll see gifs of a JAV PAAG. Her ass is that squishy and jiggly, but Lucy is a little thicker. This ride is awesome but she has exhibited a bit of paranoia on this visit. Throughout my time there she's told me "I shouldn't be working. Don't tell anyone about this. (whoops) You have to protect me. " This chant carries over to the FS. Now idk if you brahs have ever had a butterface Chinese chick with a phat ass ride you whilst moaning, sweating and repeatedly saying "protect me baby. You have to protect me!" in a thick accent. Let me tell you. It's fucking hilarious. I'm harder than building a card castle in a windy park, but the above mentioned details exacerbate my stamina worse than the rubber. She eventually hops off, removes the cover and blows me until I pop. I gave her 120 total. That's massage and tip. Honestly, if I'd seen the last few reports on her, I probably wouldn't have gone to see her. I'm 2 for 2 though and had some nice, cheap relaxation. This is her:

https://escortfish.ch/photos/view/347-783-4060

I also made an appointment with Jane after I saw good ole Grip Brah give her props. I went in with expectations of getting a great massage and HOPED I'd get a Hugh Jackman. That's it. However, after she answered the door and turned around to walk to the room, I was taken aback. She had on a spaghetti strap tank top, heels, and yoga pants. She has thick legs and a nice thick ass. She has a nice rack with just a tad bit of mid section pooch. That really doesn't matter though as she's not going to take anything off and I put my hand on her booty once and she immediately removed it. Jane however gave me a top 3 massage. It was amazing. Surprisingly she even performed a lot of butt and ball play too. The Hugh Jackman didn't feel like a Hugh Jackman. It was slow and tender. It felt like she was just massaging it too. That being said, it looks like she was repeatedly telling herself "this is just part of the massage" in her head. No smutty eye contact or anything. She was a great experience though and that tender tugger drove me to pop with the vigor of a billy goats head butt. I'm handsy, so the anti roam stance was unfortunate. If she allowed roaming she'd be my reverse Kiko. Despite that, she'll definitely see me again.

Frankie.

[Shinshi]

You have only 1 post. And you claim you use to patronize a couple of places regularly (which with 1 post obviously you just lurk and don't contribute). And now you are looking for intel from others?

That is a very fair question. But I did not even know that this site existed until late last month. I just joined the forum and this is my first post, for obvious reasons.

Before August of last year, I had no idea this site existed and thought that there weren't any sites like TER after it went down (of course it's up now but in a far worse state than what it used to be). So I understood that it took some initial rapport and sharing of personal experiences over time to warrant being taken somewhat seriously on USASG. At the same time, there's some users here who are either pimps, scammers, bots, or providers themselves that lurk / post occasionally who detract from valuable intel being spread amongst the partakers of this hobby. Essentially, trust is sometimes slow to come by and needs to be built over time. Especially when dabbling in this risky business of mongering. You can never be too careful and everyone has their own method of balancing risk versus reward, what is and isn't acceptable to spend, what key words to look for in ads or agencies, etc.

Personally, I'd share with newbies and seniors alike if the time I had with a provider or agency was an overall bad experience. This is because I wouldn't want anyone to waste their time & money on another GPS-addled provider or scam. It doesn't benefit anyone with women like that leeching off others and ultimately hurts all involved (except said provider who makes more green off dudes who don't know any better). Now if I had an excellent, out-of-this-world, jaw-droppingly amazing experience with a provider who might potentially be an ATF, then yes I'd be less forthcoming about sharing those details as I would've found my unicorn that I'd likely want to enjoy for myself! In the end, we're all here to limit any complications & drama, decrease our chances of wasting time & money, and (last but not least) enjoy ourselves to the fullest with a beautiful woman.

So to answer your question, I have not partaken in this AMP establishment (nor any in this area) owing to having just returned to the area as of a year ago and being vetted by a couple agencies and seeing several reliable SBs from Seeking. If you do end up TOFTT, please do report and I wish you all the best, man. Cheers!

[JasonCuse]

Does anyone have experience with Jenna? Her profile pics seem real but I can't tell. She seems too good to be true. Expensive too.

https://adultsearch.com/washington-d...y-rubs/1385068

Easily the hottest white college aged girl in the area. No extras but great FBSM. She has a bunch of reviews on TER .

[TheOuroboros]

That is a very fair question. But I did not even know that this site existed until late last month. I just joined the forum and this is my first post, for obvious reasons.

For a solid 8 months before I became an active contributor. As with any venue in life. Respect is earned, so don't take it too personally. Combat it by posting your experience. Get the board cred and offer intel. Once you've made a handful of helpful posts you'll find many seniors more receptive to answer your questions.

The term monger itself is someone who deals or trades within a specified commodity. And in these docks the very thing we sell is experience and weave stories. Our currency within this economy is intel. Don't show up to the market with nothing to sell.

As for your previous post question it is possible someone may know the answer but it's unlikely as permanence in this line of business is rare, especially among the young AMP providers here, most of the time there only here a short amount of time to either collect as much $ before they head back to the homeland so to speak. So looking for a particular individual who you saw years ago is going to be tough.

Additionally, NoVa is what I like to call, the training grounds and / or the retirement home for AMP providers.

Most here are deemed "too old" for bustling cities like NY and LA and when we do get a young AMP provider it's often times because they are "new" to the scene and come here to receive training before getting relocated to the sharper scene.

If you hit it off with an ATF try and get their personal number if they are willing to give it. Don't let the opportunity wither. As they say nothing gold can stay.

[Kickass123]

You have only 1 post. And you claim you use to patronize a couple of places regularly (which with 1 post obviously you just lurk and don't contribute). And now you are looking for intel from others?

That is a very fair question. But I did not even know that this site existed until late last month. I just joined the forum and this is my first post, for obvious reasons.

[Serpico99]

Fellow mongers, I know this is a long shot, but I'm going to try. I used to dream with Nana from New Sky Therapy, in Herndon, years ago. She was my ATF. And then she, along with Kay had their own parlor called K&J Wellness, Reston. There, Nana used the name Claira, I believe. But now that Kay has sold that parlor, they've moved. Any idea where Nana / Claire operates from these days? Would love to schedule a session with her, if I can find her.

You have only 1 post. And you claim you use to patronize a couple of places regularly (which with 1 post obviously you just lurk and don't contribute). And now you are looking for intel from others?

[WolfPack33]

Had somewhat of a bad dream partly my fault because I wasn't clear about what I wanted in the beginning, so I go in and ask for hhr and really only cared about the massage because of the long work week, I get ready and the lady walks in pretty late and starts roaming and 5 min later she ask for the flip for the standard nova no massage what so ever, so she pretty much only attended Me for 20 min As well I felt like she had a bit of an attitude with everything I say I'm not sure why and was cutting my min, so pretty much only went in for a nova:/ , were it's somewhat my fault is where I should of told her I wanted a massage in the beginning which I shouldn't really because it's a massage parlor, and also It took like 10 ish min for me to finish.

I also feel like it's only me that has had a bad experience at the garden because I've seen some good reviews here or maybe it's not only me?

I think I saw the same lady a while back. What stood out was her attitude LOL She was decent looking but her attitude hindered the experience. It took me a while to finish as well and afterwards she said I was high maintenance LOL!

[InSearch69]

Nice girl. Pictures are pretty accurate if maybe from a few years ago. Decent massage. Stayed clothed throughout and wanted an extra 80 to undress which I passed. Can't see giving 200 for a HJ. So I won't be going back as better value is out there.

https://nova.bedpage.com/Therapeutic...x/9648142.html

[Kickass123]

Fellow mongers, I know this is a long shot, but I'm going to try. I used to dream with Nana from New Sky Therapy, in Herndon, years ago. She was my ATF. And then she, along with Kay had their own parlor called K&J Wellness, Reston. There, Nana used the name Claira, I believe. But now that Kay has sold that parlor, they've moved. Any idea where Nana / Claire operates from these days? Would love to schedule a session with her, if I can find her.

[Asphalt]

Saw Michelle at Tao Spa recently. She's a bit thick but not fat, natural B / Cs and probably in her 40's. She can give a good massage but if you start roaming she'll probably switch to a finger gliding sensual. She does her massage fully dressed but will take it all off for about. 8. The good thing is she'll take her clothes completely off and not just move things around for you. I've only asked for a handshake so far but I think there is more there.

Another provider also has come back to work there. They were pretty busy when I went so appointments are probably necessary.

[Farang5]

Tuesday. Herndon Therapy.

Got a GILF slim / skinny with nice bolt ons.

30 min, she figured out what was up during the TS so the flip came quick.

She did some good warm up, then I had her get on her knees and I put little me between the bolt ons for the finish.

60+100 - took her mask off at the end, pretty old thing.

Stopped by Shirlington today, the ugliest thing I've ever seen there opened the door with dark stains between her teeth and a tattoo on her chest. Said to come back in 30. Concerned she'd be the one I declined.