Massage Parlor Reports

**TheOuroboros** · 06-05-20 12:43

Originally Posted by Kickass123 [View Original Post]

That is a very fair question. But I did not even know that this site existed until late last month. I just joined the forum and this is my first post, for obvious reasons.

For a solid 8 months before I became an active contributor. As with any venue in life. Respect is earned, so don't take it too personally. Combat it by posting your experience. Get the board cred and offer intel. Once you've made a handful of helpful posts you'll find many seniors more receptive to answer your questions.

The term monger itself is someone who deals or trades within a specified commodity. And in these docks the very thing we sell is experience and weave stories. Our currency within this economy is intel. Don't show up to the market with nothing to sell.

As for your previous post question it is possible someone may know the answer but it's unlikely as permanence in this line of business is rare, especially among the young AMP providers here, most of the time there only here a short amount of time to either collect as much $ before they head back to the homeland so to speak. So looking for a particular individual who you saw years ago is going to be tough.

Additionally, NoVa is what I like to call, the training grounds and / or the retirement home for AMP providers.

Most here are deemed "too old" for bustling cities like NY and LA and when we do get a young AMP provider it's often times because they are "new" to the scene and come here to receive training before getting relocated to the sharper scene.

If you hit it off with an ATF try and get their personal number if they are willing to give it. Don't let the opportunity wither. As they say nothing gold can stay.

**Kickass123** · 06-05-20 10:30

Originally Posted by Serpico99 [View Original Post]

You have only 1 post. And you claim you use to patronize a couple of places regularly (which with 1 post obviously you just lurk and don't contribute). And now you are looking for intel from others?

That is a very fair question. But I did not even know that this site existed until late last month. I just joined the forum and this is my first post, for obvious reasons.

**Serpico99** · 06-05-20 05:12

Originally Posted by Kickass123 [View Original Post]

Fellow mongers, I know this is a long shot, but I'm going to try. I used to dream with Nana from New Sky Therapy, in Herndon, years ago. She was my ATF. And then she, along with Kay had their own parlor called K&J Wellness, Reston. There, Nana used the name Claira, I believe. But now that Kay has sold that parlor, they've moved. Any idea where Nana / Claire operates from these days? Would love to schedule a session with her, if I can find her.

You have only 1 post. And you claim you use to patronize a couple of places regularly (which with 1 post obviously you just lurk and don't contribute). And now you are looking for intel from others?

**WolfPack33** · 06-05-20 01:21

Originally Posted by SupremeDream [View Original Post]

Had somewhat of a bad dream partly my fault because I wasn't clear about what I wanted in the beginning, so I go in and ask for hhr and really only cared about the massage because of the long work week, I get ready and the lady walks in pretty late and starts roaming and 5 min later she ask for the flip for the standard nova no massage what so ever, so she pretty much only attended Me for 20 min As well I felt like she had a bit of an attitude with everything I say I'm not sure why and was cutting my min, so pretty much only went in for a nova:/ , were it's somewhat my fault is where I should of told her I wanted a massage in the beginning which I shouldn't really because it's a massage parlor, and also It took like 10 ish min for me to finish.

I also feel like it's only me that has had a bad experience at the garden because I've seen some good reviews here or maybe it's not only me?

I think I saw the same lady a while back. What stood out was her attitude LOL She was decent looking but her attitude hindered the experience. It took me a while to finish as well and afterwards she said I was high maintenance LOL!

**InSearch69** · 06-04-20 19:55

Nice girl. Pictures are pretty accurate if maybe from a few years ago. Decent massage. Stayed clothed throughout and wanted an extra 80 to undress which I passed. Can't see giving 200 for a HJ. So I won't be going back as better value is out there.

https://nova.bedpage.com/Therapeutic...x/9648142.html

**Kickass123** · 06-04-20 15:48

Fellow mongers, I know this is a long shot, but I'm going to try. I used to dream with Nana from New Sky Therapy, in Herndon, years ago. She was my ATF. And then she, along with Kay had their own parlor called K&J Wellness, Reston. There, Nana used the name Claira, I believe. But now that Kay has sold that parlor, they've moved. Any idea where Nana / Claire operates from these days? Would love to schedule a session with her, if I can find her.

**Asphalt** · 06-04-20 15:31

Saw Michelle at Tao Spa recently. She's a bit thick but not fat, natural B / Cs and probably in her 40's. She can give a good massage but if you start roaming she'll probably switch to a finger gliding sensual. She does her massage fully dressed but will take it all off for about. 8. The good thing is she'll take her clothes completely off and not just move things around for you. I've only asked for a handshake so far but I think there is more there.

Another provider also has come back to work there. They were pretty busy when I went so appointments are probably necessary.

**Farang5** · 06-04-20 13:59

Tuesday. Herndon Therapy.

Got a GILF slim / skinny with nice bolt ons.

30 min, she figured out what was up during the TS so the flip came quick.

She did some good warm up, then I had her get on her knees and I put little me between the bolt ons for the finish.

60+100 - took her mask off at the end, pretty old thing.

Stopped by Shirlington today, the ugliest thing I've ever seen there opened the door with dark stains between her teeth and a tattoo on her chest. Said to come back in 30. Concerned she'd be the one I declined.

**MadeYoulLook29** · 06-04-20 13:09

Originally Posted by Windmill2015 [View Original Post]

My review was one of those referred to, I think. In my dream I also was rushed to the finish during the main event ("cum now, baby," etc). Which I don't enjoy. I just took her word that she was running short of time before the next client, knowing I had arrived late). But it resembles what others experienced. If I repeated I would politely bring it up before getting started.

As far as looks, I didn't read anyone describing her as a supermodel. My own review said I "wasn't feeling it" at first, I thought that made the point tactfully. No two people judge looks exactly the same or have the same tastes, and as this gentleman notes, most of us want to be respectful. And in Sophie's case, what you see in the ad is pretty close to what you see in person, anyway.

Folks have described her eyes are "mesmerizing" which hints at them being hypnotizing. They definitely are not. She was a butter face at best and that was with makeup on. Her body as "voluptuous" which hints at her assets being large and sexy. They were not. She's built like Slimmer from the Ghostbusters. And if you feel you were gamed a bit by her performance then why continue to be overly polite in here when you're giving an "honest" review of her? Be real with us because she damn sure wasn't with me. She waited until she did a very slimy HJ and then a CBJ (until I was standing at attention) to break the news to me that I was too large for FS. After I paid the extra benji and she let me do FS she still tried to act like she couldn't take it. Didn't want to do K9. But I eventually got her to flip over because frankly I couldn't finish looking like at the Slimmer body in that position. I pounded away in doggy because I knew she was con'ing me. She even said "I'm Asian" I'm thinking to myself "Whatever that's suppose to mean" She actually took it pretty well. I've been with enough Asian women (outside of the monger) to know they like hung men too.

**WillyBetten** · 06-04-20 10:15

Originally Posted by RidgeRacer [View Original Post]

I TOFTT as well and man am I glad that I did. One of the best therapeutic massages of my life and after she went straight into the fun with no need for a request on my part and no negotiations. That was also amazing, with some of the best build up to the finish I've ever experienced. It's true she doesn't allow even OTC roaming but it's a testament to her skills that it wasn't necessary to get the job done incredibly well. Only thing I would have liked was a little more massage afterwards, but she sent me to straight to the shower to clean up. Not sure I got quite my full hour, but again a minor complaint in the grand scheme of the experience.

After showering, I asked how much and she only asked for the Benjamin that is the listed price for an hour on Massage Finder. I tipped a Jackson because I was so pleased with the experience but it certainly wasn't required.

As always YMMV, but I told her I had friends who enjoy the kind of massage I got and she encouraged me to refer them so sounds like she'd be willing to provide the same level of great service to all comers

Maybe in a good way?

Went to see her on your rec. Very good massage indeed. Quite the sensual buildup as well. The only problem for me on the flip was that she treats the boys quite rough w / her iron grip. I had to ask her to be gentler multiple times. Otherwise, highly recommended if you need a therapeutic massage + standard NOVA.

**Backrub321** · 06-04-20 10:03

Originally Posted by SupremeDream [View Original Post]

Had somewhat of a bad dream partly my fault because I wasn't clear about what I wanted in the beginning, so I go in and ask for hhr and really only cared about the massage because of the long work week, I get ready and the lady walks in pretty late and starts roaming and 5 min later she ask for the flip for the standard nova no massage what so ever, so she pretty much only attended Me for 20 min As well I felt like she had a bit of an attitude with everything I say I'm not sure why and was cutting my min, so pretty much only went in for a nova:/ , were it's somewhat my fault is where I should of told her I wanted a massage in the beginning which I shouldn't really because it's a massage parlor, and also It took like 10 ish min for me to finish.

I also feel like it's only me that has had a bad experience at the garden because I've seen some good reviews here or maybe it's not only me?

In my experiences at many locations over the years, if you are going in primarily for a massage, get the hour. If you ask for HHR, she'll assume you're just there for the NOVA and get to it more quickly. Still, 20 minutes is unacceptably short.

If you're scouting a place just to figure out if there are any extras at all, HHR is always a better investment.

**SupremeDream** · 06-04-20 02:04

Had somewhat of a bad dream partly my fault because I wasn't clear about what I wanted in the beginning, so I go in and ask for hhr and really only cared about the massage because of the long work week, I get ready and the lady walks in pretty late and starts roaming and 5 min later she ask for the flip for the standard nova no massage what so ever, so she pretty much only attended Me for 20 min As well I felt like she had a bit of an attitude with everything I say I'm not sure why and was cutting my min, so pretty much only went in for a nova:/ , were it's somewhat my fault is where I should of told her I wanted a massage in the beginning which I shouldn't really because it's a massage parlor, and also It took like 10 ish min for me to finish.

I also feel like it's only me that has had a bad experience at the garden because I've seen some good reviews here or maybe it's not only me?

**Happy Guy 2** · 06-03-20 23:30

Originally Posted by PilotAviator [View Original Post]

Garden and other local AMPs are open, but.

I've visited 3 since Friday. At each place, only MMS was working (or only one lady).

At two I visited, they were only open for appointments and only with clients they already knew.

YMMV.

Always be nice to the ladies.

PA.

Also back in the game and tested 2 places.

One was good and other was a waste of time and $.

The Bad:

Went to a Chinese place in FAIRFAX that was just opening for business. Called ahead and since I was known, got the word to come right over. Place is typical Chinese with no TS which was ok because I really needed a massage too. Manager opens door with mask and made sure I had mask. She seemed pretty scared about the whole virus thing and asked if I went out of house at all. Me: Not much. Very pleasant but obviously freaking out. Told to keep mask on and get ready on the table. She came back in with mask and rubber gloves and attempted to give a massage. Was ok but on flip I noticed the rubber gloves and my charlie just was not into being work over by rubber gloves. He died on the spot. Nothing happened. Total washout, no mood, she tried but really was freaked out. Still gave decent tip. I said here, you probably need this more than I do. Guess felt sorry for her. Tough business during a pandemic!

The Good:

Visited Best / Chantilly after a call. Again they knew me and said they are only seeing old customers and very spaced out. One girl at 10,12, 2, & 4. Another girl at 11,1, 3 & 5 . Only 8 special clients a day to give them time for spacing and cleaning between clients. Since they are a Korean place, typically there is a TS first and then they know you are clean and I guess safe. I got the perspective that I would get the VIP treatment and I left feeling great and feeling like a king. They were just nice and pleasant. I felt like a VIP and I tipped pretty high. They are not a FS place and I did not mean to imply by VIP as such. I just felt Very Important and happy.

So one good and one bad. I think places are trying to figure out what works for them and safety of all. The good thing was neither ignored the dangers of the Virus, but were trying to figure out how to be safe. Best figured it out and maybe AMPs with table showers are the way to go for now. A good TS does break the ice!

Be and play safe.

Hg2.

H.

**DcSugar** · 06-03-20 21:58

Does anyone have experience with Jenna? Her profile pics seem real but I can't tell. She seems too good to be true. Expensive too.

https://adultsearch.com/washington-d...y-rubs/1385068

**Windmill2015** · 06-03-20 20:45

Originally Posted by Strandan [View Original Post]

Saw Sophie before the shutdown, can confirm she tried to keep it to a CBJ because of the size but eventually reassured her she could handle it. I figured it was a tactic like any other size comment from a provider but I ended up having to rush to a finish in Mish after a little CG before she told me to stop.

Agree that there has to be a respectful middle ground to accurately describe providers for clarity past the ad

My review was one of those referred to, I think. In my dream I also was rushed to the finish during the main event ("cum now, baby," etc). Which I don't enjoy. I just took her word that she was running short of time before the next client, knowing I had arrived late). But it resembles what others experienced. If I repeated I would politely bring it up before getting started.

As far as looks, I didn't read anyone describing her as a supermodel. My own review said I "wasn't feeling it" at first, I thought that made the point tactfully. No two people judge looks exactly the same or have the same tastes, and as this gentleman notes, most of us want to be respectful. And in Sophie's case, what you see in the ad is pretty close to what you see in person, anyway.