Massage Parlor Reports

**MadeYoulLook29** · 06-04-20 13:09

Originally Posted by Windmill2015 [View Original Post]

My review was one of those referred to, I think. In my dream I also was rushed to the finish during the main event ("cum now, baby," etc). Which I don't enjoy. I just took her word that she was running short of time before the next client, knowing I had arrived late). But it resembles what others experienced. If I repeated I would politely bring it up before getting started.

As far as looks, I didn't read anyone describing her as a supermodel. My own review said I "wasn't feeling it" at first, I thought that made the point tactfully. No two people judge looks exactly the same or have the same tastes, and as this gentleman notes, most of us want to be respectful. And in Sophie's case, what you see in the ad is pretty close to what you see in person, anyway.

Folks have described her eyes are "mesmerizing" which hints at them being hypnotizing. They definitely are not. She was a butter face at best and that was with makeup on. Her body as "voluptuous" which hints at her assets being large and sexy. They were not. She's built like Slimmer from the Ghostbusters. And if you feel you were gamed a bit by her performance then why continue to be overly polite in here when you're giving an "honest" review of her? Be real with us because she damn sure wasn't with me. She waited until she did a very slimy HJ and then a CBJ (until I was standing at attention) to break the news to me that I was too large for FS. After I paid the extra benji and she let me do FS she still tried to act like she couldn't take it. Didn't want to do K9. But I eventually got her to flip over because frankly I couldn't finish looking like at the Slimmer body in that position. I pounded away in doggy because I knew she was con'ing me. She even said "I'm Asian" I'm thinking to myself "Whatever that's suppose to mean" She actually took it pretty well. I've been with enough Asian women (outside of the monger) to know they like hung men too.

**WillyBetten** · 06-04-20 10:15

Originally Posted by RidgeRacer [View Original Post]

I TOFTT as well and man am I glad that I did. One of the best therapeutic massages of my life and after she went straight into the fun with no need for a request on my part and no negotiations. That was also amazing, with some of the best build up to the finish I've ever experienced. It's true she doesn't allow even OTC roaming but it's a testament to her skills that it wasn't necessary to get the job done incredibly well. Only thing I would have liked was a little more massage afterwards, but she sent me to straight to the shower to clean up. Not sure I got quite my full hour, but again a minor complaint in the grand scheme of the experience.

After showering, I asked how much and she only asked for the Benjamin that is the listed price for an hour on Massage Finder. I tipped a Jackson because I was so pleased with the experience but it certainly wasn't required.

As always YMMV, but I told her I had friends who enjoy the kind of massage I got and she encouraged me to refer them so sounds like she'd be willing to provide the same level of great service to all comers

Maybe in a good way?

Went to see her on your rec. Very good massage indeed. Quite the sensual buildup as well. The only problem for me on the flip was that she treats the boys quite rough w / her iron grip. I had to ask her to be gentler multiple times. Otherwise, highly recommended if you need a therapeutic massage + standard NOVA.

**Backrub321** · 06-04-20 10:03

Originally Posted by SupremeDream [View Original Post]

Had somewhat of a bad dream partly my fault because I wasn't clear about what I wanted in the beginning, so I go in and ask for hhr and really only cared about the massage because of the long work week, I get ready and the lady walks in pretty late and starts roaming and 5 min later she ask for the flip for the standard nova no massage what so ever, so she pretty much only attended Me for 20 min As well I felt like she had a bit of an attitude with everything I say I'm not sure why and was cutting my min, so pretty much only went in for a nova:/ , were it's somewhat my fault is where I should of told her I wanted a massage in the beginning which I shouldn't really because it's a massage parlor, and also It took like 10 ish min for me to finish.

I also feel like it's only me that has had a bad experience at the garden because I've seen some good reviews here or maybe it's not only me?

In my experiences at many locations over the years, if you are going in primarily for a massage, get the hour. If you ask for HHR, she'll assume you're just there for the NOVA and get to it more quickly. Still, 20 minutes is unacceptably short.

If you're scouting a place just to figure out if there are any extras at all, HHR is always a better investment.

**SupremeDream** · 06-04-20 02:04

Had somewhat of a bad dream partly my fault because I wasn't clear about what I wanted in the beginning, so I go in and ask for hhr and really only cared about the massage because of the long work week, I get ready and the lady walks in pretty late and starts roaming and 5 min later she ask for the flip for the standard nova no massage what so ever, so she pretty much only attended Me for 20 min As well I felt like she had a bit of an attitude with everything I say I'm not sure why and was cutting my min, so pretty much only went in for a nova:/ , were it's somewhat my fault is where I should of told her I wanted a massage in the beginning which I shouldn't really because it's a massage parlor, and also It took like 10 ish min for me to finish.

I also feel like it's only me that has had a bad experience at the garden because I've seen some good reviews here or maybe it's not only me?

**Happy Guy 2** · 06-03-20 23:30

Originally Posted by PilotAviator [View Original Post]

Garden and other local AMPs are open, but.

I've visited 3 since Friday. At each place, only MMS was working (or only one lady).

At two I visited, they were only open for appointments and only with clients they already knew.

YMMV.

Always be nice to the ladies.

PA.

Also back in the game and tested 2 places.

One was good and other was a waste of time and $.

The Bad:

Went to a Chinese place in FAIRFAX that was just opening for business. Called ahead and since I was known, got the word to come right over. Place is typical Chinese with no TS which was ok because I really needed a massage too. Manager opens door with mask and made sure I had mask. She seemed pretty scared about the whole virus thing and asked if I went out of house at all. Me: Not much. Very pleasant but obviously freaking out. Told to keep mask on and get ready on the table. She came back in with mask and rubber gloves and attempted to give a massage. Was ok but on flip I noticed the rubber gloves and my charlie just was not into being work over by rubber gloves. He died on the spot. Nothing happened. Total washout, no mood, she tried but really was freaked out. Still gave decent tip. I said here, you probably need this more than I do. Guess felt sorry for her. Tough business during a pandemic!

The Good:

Visited Best / Chantilly after a call. Again they knew me and said they are only seeing old customers and very spaced out. One girl at 10,12, 2, & 4. Another girl at 11,1, 3 & 5 . Only 8 special clients a day to give them time for spacing and cleaning between clients. Since they are a Korean place, typically there is a TS first and then they know you are clean and I guess safe. I got the perspective that I would get the VIP treatment and I left feeling great and feeling like a king. They were just nice and pleasant. I felt like a VIP and I tipped pretty high. They are not a FS place and I did not mean to imply by VIP as such. I just felt Very Important and happy.

So one good and one bad. I think places are trying to figure out what works for them and safety of all. The good thing was neither ignored the dangers of the Virus, but were trying to figure out how to be safe. Best figured it out and maybe AMPs with table showers are the way to go for now. A good TS does break the ice!

Be and play safe.

Hg2.

H.

**DcSugar** · 06-03-20 21:58

Does anyone have experience with Jenna? Her profile pics seem real but I can't tell. She seems too good to be true. Expensive too.

https://adultsearch.com/washington-d...y-rubs/1385068

**Windmill2015** · 06-03-20 20:45

Originally Posted by Strandan [View Original Post]

Saw Sophie before the shutdown, can confirm she tried to keep it to a CBJ because of the size but eventually reassured her she could handle it. I figured it was a tactic like any other size comment from a provider but I ended up having to rush to a finish in Mish after a little CG before she told me to stop.

Agree that there has to be a respectful middle ground to accurately describe providers for clarity past the ad

My review was one of those referred to, I think. In my dream I also was rushed to the finish during the main event ("cum now, baby," etc). Which I don't enjoy. I just took her word that she was running short of time before the next client, knowing I had arrived late). But it resembles what others experienced. If I repeated I would politely bring it up before getting started.

As far as looks, I didn't read anyone describing her as a supermodel. My own review said I "wasn't feeling it" at first, I thought that made the point tactfully. No two people judge looks exactly the same or have the same tastes, and as this gentleman notes, most of us want to be respectful. And in Sophie's case, what you see in the ad is pretty close to what you see in person, anyway.

**Strandan** · 06-03-20 17:11

Originally Posted by MadeYoulLook29 [View Original Post]

Saw Sophie today based on some great reviews. First off YMMV is in full effect here.

The good: she was nice personality wise. That's it for the good.

The bad: if you're hung don't even bother with her. She denied FS. I had to offer her a benji extra to do FS. On top of the full for 1 hr nuru. Her pics on her ad have been filtered. Looks rougher in person. She's a bigger girl. Had the nerve to call me skin. And kept calling me Mr. Big dk (LOL) smh. Everybody keeps saying she's voluptuous. Thats being generous just say she's a BBW and a tubby one at that.

Saw Sophie before the shutdown, can confirm she tried to keep it to a CBJ because of the size but eventually reassured her she could handle it. I figured it was a tactic like any other size comment from a provider but I ended up having to rush to a finish in Mish after a little CG before she told me to stop.

Agree that there has to be a respectful middle ground to accurately describe providers for clarity past the ad.

**FloorHump422** · 06-03-20 14:37

Originally Posted by BaseGod [View Original Post]

Hey guys I'm From Alabama and I'm going to be in Fairfax VA all next week. Can you guys give me some recommendations of AMPs with FS? The AMPs in Alabama are nothing to write home about. They only ever offer HJs at most.

Also Has anyone ever seen Dara? I can't tell if this is fake or not.

https://nova.bedpage.com/Bodyrubs/th...e/9637520.html

Seems like of the AMPs that are reopening, most of them are by appointment and only serving regulars. Your best bet for a similar experience might be with the Thai Indys that have been reviewed here where FS can be had for $$ - $$ . 20.

**DonQuiote** · 06-03-20 10:40

AMPs have been shut down for a few months and they are just reopening it seems.

So it is hard to get recent intel. Of course you can read the forum here to search for which AMPs have provided FS in the past.

Shirlinton Therapy comes to mind. The Chinese AMP off Gallows, I forget what it is called. Crystal?

Anyway, searching around the forum will serve you well. Then you have to find out if the AMP has opened back up. You will normally pay a bit more for FS at an AMP. So you will pay 80 for the house fee and then the tip for FS is usually 140 - 200.

By comparison, you could pay a little more at a K agency and get two pops with a younger more attractive provider. Normally, the AMP providers are a bit older.

Or hit up one of the Asian crapshoots advertising on cityxguide, and sometimes you can find an attractive younger provider for $120 for FS, but that will just be quick BBJ and real quick slam bam thank you ma'am.

You ask about Dara. Not recommended. She will do FS, but I have never participated. She was always too old for my taste, and I opted for her roommate instead, who did not do FS.

Originally Posted by BaseGod [View Original Post]

Hey guys I'm From Alabama and I'm going to be in Fairfax VA all next week. Can you guys give me some recommendations of AMPs with FS? The AMPs in Alabama are nothing to write home about. They only ever offer HJs at most.

Also Has anyone ever seen Dara? I can't tell if this is fake or not.

https://nova.bedpage.com/Bodyrubs/th...e/9637520.html

**RobIvan** · 06-03-20 09:56

Originally Posted by BaseGod [View Original Post]

Hey guys I'm From Alabama and I'm going to be in Fairfax VA all next week. Can you guys give me some recommendations of AMPs with FS? The AMPs in Alabama are nothing to write home about. They only ever offer HJs at most.

Also Has anyone ever seen Dara? I can't tell if this is fake or not.

https://nova.bedpage.com/Bodyrubs/th...e/9637520.html

Dara is real but obviously that's not her in the pic as is the case with most ads. She's ok enough but quite moody.

**MangoBalls78** · 06-03-20 05:48

Originally Posted by MadeYoulLook29 [View Original Post]

Saw Sophie today based on some great reviews. First off YMMV is in full effect here.

The good: she was nice personality wise. That's it for the good.

The bad: if you're hung don't even bother with her. She denied FS. I had to offer her a benji extra to do FS. On top of the full for 1 hr nuru. Her pics on her ad have been filtered. Looks rougher in person. She's a bigger girl. Had the nerve to call me skin. And kept calling me Mr. Big dk (LOL) smh. Everybody keeps saying she's voluptuous. Thats being generous just say she's a BBW and a tubby one at that.

I find it interesting that this forum was created to eliminate the lies and deceit that so many providers like to throw at us. But even in this space it's hard to find the truth. I also saw Sophie a number of years ago and how you described her is spot on, especially her looks. I'm not going to put anyone down for liking bigger girls or fat chicks because different strokes. But when we do reviews or describe a girl it would be nice to use accurate descriptions so we are all more informed. I'll get down from my soapbox now.

**BaseGod** · 06-03-20 02:06

Hey guys I'm From Alabama and I'm going to be in Fairfax VA all next week. Can you guys give me some recommendations of AMPs with FS? The AMPs in Alabama are nothing to write home about. They only ever offer HJs at most.

Also Has anyone ever seen Dara? I can't tell if this is fake or not.

https://nova.bedpage.com/Bodyrubs/th...e/9637520.html

**MadeYoulLook29** · 06-02-20 19:22

Saw Sophie today based on some great reviews. First off YMMV is in full effect here.

The good: she was nice personality wise. That's it for the good.

The bad: if you're hung don't even bother with her. She denied FS. I had to offer her a benji extra to do FS. On top of the full for 1 hr nuru. Her pics on her ad have been filtered. Looks rougher in person. She's a bigger girl. Had the nerve to call me skin. And kept calling me Mr. Big dk (LOL) smh. Everybody keeps saying she's voluptuous. Thats being generous just say she's a BBW and a tubby one at that.

**PilotAviator** · 06-02-20 18:42

Originally Posted by Mustang946 [View Original Post]

Garden is open in Burke. I throughly enjoyed a session with Amy recently. I hadn't seen her for awhile and we did some catching up. Top notch massage with above average NOVA. She is skilled at edging. FYI, no table shower here.

Garden and other local AMPs are open, but.

I've visited 3 since Friday. At each place, only MMS was working (or only one lady).

At two I visited, they were only open for appointments and only with clients they already knew.

YMMV.

Always be nice to the ladies.

PA.